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Ben (dorks)
     http://www.benisadork.com/

Well, who are WE to ARGUE?

Sharon (design)
     http://chopstix.zoonic.com/

The huge "INSIDE MY HEAD" button just makes us LAUGH.

"SpaceFem" (nerds)
     http://www.spacefem.com/

But what if NO ONE submits your site?

Juliet (hobbyists)
     http://www.julietscollectibles.com/

COLLECTABLES. COLLECTABLES. More COLLECTABLES.

Sean & Mike (journalists)
     http://midnightrollers.hypermart.net/seanandmike/

They're COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS until SCHOOL OPENS!

Stephanie (journalists)
     http://www.butterflyeffect.org/

Actually, we kind of LIKE it. But don't TELL.

Piyawan (girls)
     http://piyawant.free.fr/

Only LOSERS ask to be LISTED.

Ariel (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/frangipani_poof/index.html

BLAH.

Christi (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/mnminies/

RAINBOWS.

Gerard (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/dc/bugcentral/BugCentral/BugCentralx.html

He likes COMPUTER GAMES. A lot. No, really. A LOT.

Amy (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/21aboutamy

Luke WARM at best.

"Grazer" (design)
     http://www.grazer.org/

Actually, we don't see what the PROBLEM is.

? (girls)
     http://geocities.com/beaconstreetgrrl

"I know I'm a loser. Come on. Put me on."

John (couples)
     http://www.selinda.org.uk/

SELINDA ONLINE.

Becca (design)
     http://www.liquidstar.org/tactile/

We see a RUBBER DUCKY.

Nokomis (design)
     http://www.envy.nu/transcendant/

EH.

? (journalists)
     http://www.davidbowie.com/users/phenylalanine

Just BLAH.

Victoria (punks)
     http://geocities.com/viciward/

Hey, she ASKED. We HONESTLY couldn't think of anything BAD to say.

? (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Housing/6634/frames.html

Oh, EVERYBODY sucks ALREADY.

Tania (journalists)
     http://ivoryisis.diaryland.com/

ANGSTY's a word, RIGHT?

Ellie (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/cornishpixie7/

STAR WARS and HARRY POTTER.

? (girls)
     http://tainted_angel16.tripod.com/psychos/

The ANGEL NETWORK? Enough SAID.

Jessica (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/icado01/icaspage.html

GARGLE.

Mike (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/migidymike/

He can't BEAT them off with a STICK, we'll bet.

Mike (dorks)
     http://anthillz.net/

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Brian (nerds)
     http://www.blj8.com

BLEAH.

Scott (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/uglytoeachother/

Doing ART for FREE, eh?

"Kernel" (nerds)
     http://au.internations.net/comp/tomk/j

LAME lame LAME lame LAME (THE MARCHING LAMES)

Marie (journalists)
     http://brokenexits.cjb.net/

It's her ... DIARY. ANOTHER one.

Cris (nerds)
     http://www.tribe.eu.org/

That's NERDY all right.

Ryan (journalists)
     http://www.thewyomingites.com/

He's not even from WYOMING? We feel CHEATED.

Bruce (nerds)
     http://www.beeker.com/

What occurs to US: A DEER caught in the HEADLIGHTS.

James (hobbyists)
     http://interestingoldjunk.com/

Trading TELEPHONES, TELEGRAPHS, and RADIO STUFF?

John (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/mattoren_22/index.html

YEEEEEEEEE HAW!

Thoc (groupies)
     http://www.branaghcompendium.com

He really, really likes KENNETH BRANAGH.

? (design)
     http://www.unweavingrainbow.com/

GREAT.

Susan (wannabes)
     http://www.november28.cjb.net/

BLUH

Sarah (nerds)
     http://www.slh.ukf.net/

"LOSER GEEK"? Couldn't agree MORE.

Kelly (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ks/pand/index.html

I hope KELLI'S MIND isn't this DISORGANIZED.

Donna (journalists)
     http://www.envy.nu/bohemia/

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Escootcha (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/escootcha/

Less BEER and more POLITICS.

Shawna (girls)
     http://www.freeq.org/shawna/

DURFFF HUHHHHHH DUHHHHHHH

Meg (girls)
     http://megsplace.com/

HI, MEG.

Ian (design)
     http://www.iansworld.com/

How own WEB DESIGN COMPANY, hmm?

Mike (nerds)
     http://mikebeauchamp.com/

LIVE BEDROOM AUDIO?

Andrew (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/andrewgoldfinch/

Another GUY and his WEB SITE.

"Bug" (hobbyists)
     http://hometown.aol.com/lauraleebug/index.html

She likes playing with BUGS.

Chresta (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/chrestianity/

LORDY.

Candice (groupies)
     http://candi_girl.tripod.com/home.html

EEP

Sharon (girls)
     http://www.romancepoetry.com/

ROMANTIC, SENSUAL, SOFTLY EROTIC POETRY! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chris (freaks)
     http://hometown.aol.com/goober1304/

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Alan (journalists)
     http://www.linux.org.uk/diary/

Let's hear it for a NERD'S DIARY.

"Neeko" (journalists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/sc/opiumeyes/

Thank GOD! Lord knows what this world needs is another ONLINE DIARY.

Gayle (girls)
     http://users.imag.net/~lon.kemc0000/

YAP, YAP.

Ron (rednecks)
     http://www.odessaoffice.com/members/ron/index.html

YEEEEEEEE HAW!

Yamara (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/yt/yam1

XENA?

Bonnie & Lloyd (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Haven/9468/main.html

They like PARROTS, we SUPPOSE.

Ashley (girls)
     http://miniscule.pitas.com/

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tran (hobbyists)
     http://www.alcyone.com/buffoon/

He likes ASCII ART, we GUESS.

Pete (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/poonaapierros/

WUP WAH.

David (hobbyists)
     http://hollywoodjesus.com/

Pop culture from a SPIRITUAL POINT OF VIEW?

Nick (wannabes)
     http://www.nickshulman.com/

His PLAN for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, huh?

Virginia (girls)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~cielineri/index.html

Thank GOD, it's another WANNABE POET.

Chris (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Island/3662/

ALTERED PICTURES of his FRIENDS?

Shaun (nerds)
     http://unstability.com/

Nobody CARES about how INSTABILITY should be SPELLED.

Courtney (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/BeBePrincess/

She's made a PAGE about some OTHER girl she doesn't KNOW? WHAT?

Alex (hobbyists)
     http://www.yooniverse.net/grimstuff/

Yeah, YEAH.

Steve & Joe (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Bay/8187/

Their BIG ADVENTURE. YEAH.

Robert & Susan (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Plateau/4412/

SWAN LAKE! GET IT?

Barrington (hobbyists)
     http://zlip.to/McMooper/

The ART of HORSETHIEVERY?

Ben (dorks)
     http://come.to/wongb

YAWN.

Mary (journalists)
     http://marychen.com/

A DIARY, PASTELS, and the SICKLY-SWEET AROMA of CRAP.

"Outlando" (freaks)
     http://go.to/Outlando

HINT: You're trying TOO HARD.

Ashley (journalists)
     http://www.ashley.nu/

Yes, yes, tell us EVERYTHING.

Rach (groupies)
     http://www.indiko.com/rach/

Ain't DAVE MATTHEWS great?

Joe (wannabes)
     http://free.prohosting.com/~ait15/

YAWN.

Derek (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Ginza/6340/index.html

Enough ANIME, thank you.

Natalie (nerds)
     http://www.dinette.org/

NATALIE the NERD?

"Xtina" (wannabes)
     http://www.reimels.com/

Just USELESS.

Gareth (dorks)
     http://website.lineone.net/~garethmackie/

He's a JOURNALIST!

Jess (nerds)
     http://fembot1771.tripod.com/

What is WRONG with you?

Chet (wannabes)
     http://chetdawson.tripod.com/

Yet another WINNER.

Mark (hobbyists)
     http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/lloyd.foster/mark.htm

Not an INTERESTING HOBBY to be seen.

Kyle & Jennifer (couples)
     http://welcome.to/kj520

THEY ARE GETTING ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bert (dorks)
     http://www.weatherby.org/

YAWN

David (hobbyists)
     http://homepages.msn.com/BoxSeatBlvd/dto605/

Hats off to YOU, bub.

Don & Carolyn (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/8364/

Enough ANIMATING CRAP, have you?

Kevin (players)
     http://u1.lvcm.com/KBLUME/

Another SHRINE?

Liam (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~IceStorm23/

His POETRY?

Ben (wannabes)
     http://benbrown.com/

HI.

Dusty (girls)
     http://dusty.iscute.com

BLEAH.

Keith (design)
     http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kfisher/index.html

It could be WORSE, we supopse.

Lynn & Michael (couples)
     http://come.to/lychael

A DISNEY wedding?

Bruna (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/bruna/

She's QUEEN DORK OF THEM ALL.

Allen (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Bridge/1881/index.html

Filled with LOTS of YAPPY BORINGNESS.

Terri (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Cottage/9495/

ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!

"Helldog" (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1715/

No, claiming to be a SATANIST does not make you COOL.

Desireah (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8047/

Another LONG LIST of BORING DETAILS we don't CARE about.

Bobbi (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/sealedwithmyhug/

Sealed with your WHAT?

Bjarne (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ranch/3637/

He sure likes JESUS. Not to mention his GIRLFRIEND.

Joe (players)
     http://www.wizard.net/~joelogon/

He sure knows how to have PLATONIC relationships with women.

Jennifer (girls)
     http://www-rohan.sdsu.edu/~jweaver/

BIG SISTER is WHAT?

Dave (dorks)
     http://www.stanford.edu/~daric/

All about HIM and SPIRITUAL GROWTH and NAUSEA.

Steuard (wannabes)
     http://home.uchicago.edu/~sbjensen/

Welcome to his EXCITING AND WONDERFUL world!

? (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3913/

Could you MAKE SENSE?

Mike (nerds)
     http://people.lojik.net/fifi/

He plays with EUNUCHS!

Dana (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/getcrunk/frames.html

She's an up-and-coming SINGER/SONGWRITER/GUITARIST. Good LUCK.

Cynthia (girls)
     http://angelfire.com/biz3/cyn/index.html

She's CANADIAN, and PROUD OF IT.

Heather (nerds)
     http://www.flop.org/

COMPUTER-RELATED ACTIVITIES are LOSER-ish? Nah ...

Melissa (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/7886/

She's a CRAZED WINNIE THE POOH FAN.

"Puce" (goths)
     http://www.puce.com/

Nice PALE SKIN and DARK LIPSTICK.

Steve (hobbyists)
     http://hometown.aol.com/sketchguy/

He likes to DRAW and listen to ELVIS COSTELLO. Hopefully NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

Michael & Clara (couples)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nc/michaelxclara/index.html

In the coming MONTHS they're going to tell us about their ENCOUNTERS with ANGELS. AHEM.

"Zorander" (nerds)
     http://wh.home.mindspring.com/

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (SLEEPING

"Timo" (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/timbo/

BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick (hobbyists)
     http://www.ziplink.net/~etelliar/welcome.htm

Guess he likes ITALY.

Michael (design)
     http://www.dayah.com/

He's a WEB DESIGNER, you see.

"rAiDeR0020" (groupies)
     http://homepages.msn.com/TimesSquare/raider0020/

You like OFFSPRING and GREEN DAY? We never would have GUESSED.

Anhalt (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Study/3684/

Hate to BREAK it to you, but "FRUIT" is already a LABEL FOR PEOPLE.

Kelli & Andy (couples)
     http://home.rochester.rr.com/weddingbells/

Good thing you're ANNOUNCING your MARRIAGE to the WORLD.

Terje (design)
     http://members.tripod.com/~ShyFlirt/

As if offering pictures you've taken on your homepage makes you a WEB DESIGNER.

Valerie & Bill (couples)
     http://www.kennick.com/

More WEDDING PICTURES than you can shake a stick at.

Aaron (nerds)
     http://aaron.abelard.com/

He doesn't call himself a GEEK for nothin'.

Jan (girls)
     http://jan.redmood.com/

Do you have enough PINK there?

Kelly (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/~goddessgrl/index.html

Never would have guessed you like CARTOONS.

Tim (wannabes)
     http://www.talon.net/twoll/

Wow, a SYSOP that players with FIRE ENGINES, we never would have guessed.

Tony (nerds)
     http://www.foxinternet.net/web2/tonycharity/

He's trying HARD to be a MICROSOFT CERTIFIED PRODUCT SPECIALIST.

Thom (nerds)
     http://www.starkrealities.com/

He's a CONSULTANT, WRITER, and SPEAKER.

Dannielle (girls)
     http://www.willownet.demon.co.uk/Pages/Dannielle.Webber/

Do you know WENDI?

"d0llhaus" (wannabes)
     http://www.spinsugar.com/

That's a ZERO on d0ll, not an O.

Robert (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~SONNY_B2/index.html

He likes to work with WOOD. Wink, wink.

Joe (wannabes)
     http://www.jgk.org/

Got enough RANTS?

Andrew (rednecks)
     http://www.ucc.gu.uwa.edu.au/~skippy/

Let's hear it for COMBINE HARVESTERS from AUSTRALIA.

John (dorks)
     http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~jnewton/

What we want to know is WHO rated his site as GOOD?

"vinylboy" (dorks)
     http://free.prohosting.com/~vinylboy/

Just LAME.

Fabrizio (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Lab/3469/

He likes to collect HOLEY COINS. Like washers, we suppose.

Andy (hobbyists)
     http://www.hope.edu/academic/physics/reu97/stein.html

FALL-RELATED INJURIES, huh?

Juliet (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/4085/

Oh, look! A play! How ... literary.

Wanda (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/1967/

She likes QUILTING and CELTIC MUSIC. Come on.

Betsy (hobbyists)
     http://huxley.baz.com/betsy/

The phrase COW GEEK appears on the front page. That can't be good.

Mike (nerds)
     http://gondwanaland.com/ml/

Well, above everything else, he's a vegetarian and an atheist. Duh?

Matthew (groupies)
     http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~dresden/

Hey, there's nothing wrong with appreciating Jill Hennessy, but when you use the word CRUSADE you go over the line.

Brett (rednecks)
     http://huxley.baz.com/quark/

Hobbies include: target shooting and motorcycles. Need we go on?