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They think they're hot stuff.  They like bragging about their exploits.  They like pretending like anybody gives a crap.  They like the Spice Girls.  They're wannabes.
 
 
 
 - Dann
May 11 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://geocities.com/vipersrus2002/dannspage.html - 
 
Here's some SHOUT OUTS for you:  Say HI to your WANG.
 
  - J.D.
May 11 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/milehighstyle/ - 
 
The STRANGE WORLDS of a POET, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, SUPERMODEL, ASTRONAUT, and RESTAURANT BATHROOM CLEANER.  Don't MISS IT.
 
  - Dave
May 11 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.themaddening.com/ - 
 
Man, there's a whole GAGGLE of them here.
 
  - Chenda
May 11 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/evofly/ - 
 
Have you ever met a WANNABE FREAK before?  Well, NOW you HAVE.
 
  - Timothy
May 11 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://secondthird.cjb.net/ - 
 
When you label yourself a "WANNABE GOTH," all hope is LOST.
 
  - Anna
May 11 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/incubus_iiii/evilspork.html - 
 
Earth to YOU:  No, you are NOT FUNNY.
 
  - Bartholomew
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html - 
 
Maybe they should change their name to FU the FIND A BETTER WEB DESIGNER.
 
  - Louise
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://uk.geocities.com/goththingakaloser/ - 
 
We simply don't think a COMMENT would do this site any JUSTICE.
 
  - Ihokas
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://ihokas.luumurecordings.com/ - 
 
Another FRUSTRATED MUSICIAN.  Like the world isn't OVERPOPULATED with those.
 
  - ?
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/ianis_stupid/ - 
 
Yeah, that logo SERIOUSLY IMPRESSES.
 
  - "Lungs of a Giant"
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.lungsofagiant.com/ - 
 
They've got a major case of WE-WANT-TO-BE-FAMOUS-MUSICIANS DISEASE.  It seems to be SPREADING.
 
  - Tae
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://home.attbi.com/~seong123/ - 
 
Uh, WHAT?
 
  - "Kitten"
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://boundaryissues.com/kitten/ - 
 
We particularly like the OVERABUNDANCE OF STARS in her artwork.  Does she DOT THE I IN KITTEN with a HEART, too?
 
  - Ralph & Darrah
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.guscooks.com/ - 
 
Don't quit your DAY JOBS, guys.  Oh, WAIT, maybe you don't HAVE ANY.
 
  - ?
February 15 2003
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/iamchesneyhawkes/ - 
 
A wannabe LOOKALIKE for an obscure British early '90s teen idol, who is somewhere between self-delusional and SCARY.
 
  - John
December 02 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://victory.myblackvault.com/ - 
 
He's got an ANARCHIST WEB SITE!  You'd think that might make him a PUNK, but we feel he's more appropriate as a WANNABE.
 
  - "DJ Laz"
December 02 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.flyingrodents.com/ - 
 
This guy THANKED US for linking to his site before we even DID it!s
 
  - Sally & Johnny
December 02 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ - 
 
A Web site to PROVE that BLACK PEOPLE like them!  Yes, we're sure it's a JOKE, but STILL.
 
  - Richard
December 02 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.hollowedminds.8m.com/ - 
 
Hurray, another BAND!
 
  - Meg
December 02 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://megfox.com/ - 
 
Now, you're WHO again?
 
  - Penny
December 02 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.helpmeleavemyhusband.com/ - 
 
She wants DONATIONS so she can leave her HUSBAND.  Hey lady, YOU got yourself into this mess, now YOU get yourself out.
 
  - "Society Failure"
October 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/society_1_failure/Society_Failure.html - 
 
Check it out.  It's a BAND and stuff.
 
  - Domenic
October 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://community-2.webtv.net/DONBLVD/WELCOME/ - 
 
SERIOUSLY, now.  How LAME do you have to be to think MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER is COOL?
 
  - Chris
October 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/chopkinsca/story.html - 
 
He writes STORIES.
 
  - Adam
October 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.spookycandyland.cjb.net/ - 
 
It's a wannabe ... GIRL?
 
  - Hannah
October 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/hannahpikachu/ - 
 
Watch OUT NOW!  It's a FORTRESS OF DOOM!  With SKULLS and EVERYTHING!
 
  - Heidi
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://heidiologies.dekarabaw.com/ - 
 
YEAH, lady, like people really should be WORSHIPPING you.
 
  - "Ravzilla"
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.ravzilla.co.uk/ - 
 
UP the NUTS.
 
  - Stephanie
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/rock_star_steph/wheatbreadandberries - 
 
She's in an IMAGINARY ROCK BAND.
 
  - Chasity
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://chasity.isamodel.com/ - 
 
She's a MODEL?  Of WHAT?  P.S.  It's spelled CHASTITY.
 
  - David
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://losers.l0w.net/ - 
 
It's a WEB COMIC about LOSERS.  We need GO no FURTHER.
 
  - Tom & Sarah
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/hole_in_a_hole/ - 
 
Check it out!  It's FATTY ONE and FATTY TWO!  Oh, we're SORRY.  Are we DICKS?
 
  - Brian
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://nowhereatall.virtualave.net/resume1.html - 
 
This is the most BIZARRE, RAMBLING RESUME we've ever SEEN.
 
  - Michael
September 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.cytex.com/go/mbparker/ - 
 
This guy is SERIOUSLY COOL.
 
  - Dave
July 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/daves_mcd/ - 
 
Want to check out his MOVIE REVIEWS?
 
  - Sarah
July 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://sarah.crazyinternetguy.com/ - 
 
Okay, lady, PURPLE DOTS do not make you COOL.
 
  - John
July 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/indie/mccyrus/ - 
 
He's a MUSICIAN.
 
  - Lidia
July 07 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://astroqueen.tripod.com/ - 
 
It's a WANNABE all right, but we're not ENTIRELY SURE what it actually WANTS TO BE.
 
  - Bianca & Jason
May 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/spatualism/ - 
 
WORST EPISODE EVER.
 
  - Tim
May 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/feargraffiti/ - 
 
GRAFFITI is so COOL !!!!! It's like COUNTERCULTURE and STUFF !!!!!
 
  - "Imperial Hearts"
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://imperialhearts.cjb.net/ - 
 
It's an ONLINE COMMUNITY!
 
  - Sam
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/sketch/ - 
 
He is ONE COOL CAT.
 
  - Stephen
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.planetidiot.com/evolution/ - 
 
It's OUTSTANDING ART, and even more OUTSTANDING POETRY.
 
  - Adam
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.monkeystyle.net/ - 
 
Hurray, ANOTHER comic.
 
  - Ryan
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://wind.prohosting.com/lttrbean/ - 
 
He's making fun of his CLASSMATES.  Oh, the HUMANITY.
 
  - "Dessy Snitch"
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.wsu.edu/~roubinet/ - 
 
Yay, another LOCAL BAND.
 
  - Brian
May 01 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://geocities.com/theunemployedmusic/ - 
 
A band called THE UNEMPLOYED.  How PROPHETIC.
 
  - Thane
March 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/home/thaneshomepage/ - 
 
Look OUT!  It's rated R!  Adult CONTENT and LANGUAGE!  Fart.
 
  - Kyle et al
March 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/ - 
 
Well, that's NICE.
 
  - Adam
March 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.adamwalsh.20m.com/ - 
 
He's a PHOTOGRAPHER!  Hurk.
 
  - ?
March 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.bloodyrag.com/ - 
 
Run by "THREE NICE BITCHES."  Hey, that's SWELL.
 
  - Chester
March 13 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://freudianslip.topcities.com/ - 
 
Yes.  What this world NEEDS is YET ANOTHER WEB COMIC.
 
  - Kyle
February 21 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/ - 
 
Look, it's another HIGH SCHOOL BAND!  Let us know when you SIGN that BIG CONTRACT.
 
  - Randy
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.buymeaferrari.com/ - 
 
Yeah, RANDY.  We're going to BUY YOU a FERRARI.  How's this:  NO.
 
  - Dave
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umbarne4/Home%20Page.htm - 
 
He wants to be PRIME MINISTER!  You GO with that, GUY.
 
  - Ben, Tom, & Kenny
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.alltooflat.com/ - 
 
EARTH to GUYS.  EARTH to GUYS.  You're not FUNNY.
 
  - "Riott"
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://riott.homestead.com/ - 
 
She's proud of having STALKERS.  YEAH.  What a LIFE.
 
  - Don
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://webpages.marshall.edu/~scalise2/ - 
 
Worst of all:  They're wannabe LOSERS.
 
  - "Nitin"
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://screamhelp.tripod.com/ - 
 
OOH!  He's so BAD!
 
  - ?
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/miserableirishbastard/ - 
 
He's a MISERABLE and SAD man.  KUDOS.
 
  - Floyd
February 06 2002
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/floydsgarage/ - 
 
A HOMELESS GUITARIST!  Is there any other KIND?
 
  - Arnob
December 27 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://robocop_ca.tripod.com/ - 
 
Check out his SOUND SAMPLES!  FURP.
 
  - Tom
December 07 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://lonely_losers_club.tripod.com/lonelylosersclub/ - 
 
Yay, another LOSERS site.
 
  - ?
December 07 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/chamaranth/ - 
 
Look, a FANTASY WRITER!
 
  - ?
December 07 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.popeye-x.com/huffing_with_don_henley.htm - 
 
Someone has a HEALTHY FANTASY LIFE.
 
  - Masha
November 10 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://007.00me.com/ - 
 
She's a WANNABE NERD.  Yes, we feel SORRY for her TOO.
 
  - Keith
November 10 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://rockass.net/ - 
 
He thinks he's some manner of INSECT.  Not a GOOD THING to put on a RESUME.
 
  - "Fish Clan"
November 10 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://expage.com/fishclan - 
 
It's a GAMING CLAN!  Does that scream DORK or what?
 
  - Stephen
October 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.tragicfalls.com - 
 
Holy GOD that's an UNBELIEVABLE attempt at a COMIC BOOK.
 
  - ?
October 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/ultimateshitband/ - 
 
They're the ultimate SHIT band.  QUAINT.
 
  - ?
October 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/super/losernet/ - 
 
PROUD to be a LOSER, all RIGHT.
 
  - Adam
September 06 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.optimistic.freehomepage.com/ - 
 
He's going to be a FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER!
 
  - Woody
September 06 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://stewartstransport.bendigo.net.au/Andrew/ - 
 
All together now:  LGLHUGALHGALHUGAHLUGALHUGALHGA
 
  - Lisa
September 06 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://welcome.to/mylilworld - 
 
She built a HOMEPAGE.  Well, DUH.
 
  - ?
September 06 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://drrock.stormloader.com/ - 
 
DISAPPOINTING.
 
  - Shakeem
July 29 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/shakeem187/index.html - 
 
A WANNABE PIMP with an ADVICE COLUMN?  Ye-eah, RIGHT.
 
  - Rafael
July 29 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.livinforever.8m.com/ - 
 
We can LIVE FOREVER!
 
  - Catherine
July 29 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/catherinemorandiportal/ - 
 
HURRRRRRR SHE'S INTO DISCIPLINE
 
  - "Pagemaster"
July 21 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.expage.com/5starpagerater - 
 
He'll RATE YOUR PAGE!
 
  - Jayne
July 21 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://punk.usclargo.com/ - 
 
Well, she NOMINATED HERSELF as a PUNK, but we're not really SEEING IT.
 
  - Troy
June 03 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://l-space.tripod.com/ - 
 
Hurray, another RANTS PAGE.  As if there weren't ENOUGH of these on the PLANET already.
 
  - ?
June 03 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/asaindrummajor/ - 
 
What the HELL?
 
  - Simpson
June 03 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.simpsonau.com/ - 
 
He's FLY.
 
  - Willy
June 03 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/willy_runner/vaulta.html - 
 
He's got his own NEWSLETTER?
 
  - Katey
June 03 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.envy.nu/notastar/ - 
 
ARGLE BARGLE.
 
  - ?
May 13 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/TOKENDRAGON/ - 
 
POTTY MOUTH.  We especially like DEAR ALXNET.
 
  - Jeremy
May 13 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/countjeremy/ - 
 
He wants to be an OLYMPIC TORCH RUNNER.  Good LUCK with that.
 
  - Mark
April 14 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/mashedseagulls/ - 
 
Who would be a WANNABE FREAK?  THIS GUY, apparently.
 
  - "Flying Jobbies"
April 14 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://uk.geocities.com/flying_jobbies/ - 
 
It's BAD NEWS when they think they're FUNNY.
 
  - Ronald
March 12 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://spiralb.cjb.net/ - 
 
A ONE-MAN BAND.  With a RUDE NAME.  Let's all give him a HAND.
 
  - Bilal
March 12 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/bilal786bilal/ - 
 
A real STINKER.  (HIS words, not OURS.)
 
  - "Superfly"
March 01 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/m2736185/loser/ - 
 
He's a WANNABE LOSER.  How LAME is THAT?
 
  - Jim
February 18 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/weeza666/ - 
 
He's REALY, REALLY trying.  REALLY.
 
  - Matthew
February 18 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://americanworldsuperbike.com - 
 
Uh.  DUH!  Bikes!  DUH.
 
  - "Aramantha"
February 05 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/ - 
 
She wrote a NOVEL!  GHLAGHLGHLGHLAAGHLGHLAGLHGHALAGH
 
  - Alli
January 24 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/selfreliance4 - 
 
A life STORY perhaps?
 
  - art
January 24 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/mystirious_mister_x - 
 
Nice HAIR.
 
  - Clay
January 24 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.crackersinc.com/ - 
 
He's a RADIO HOST!
 
  - ?
January 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/cochise_gunn/Hell_Cat.html - 
 
Yeah.  STARSKY AND HUTCH.  You BET.
 
  - ?
January 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://people.montana.com/~doomsday/ - 
 
Yes, yes, you're very CLEVER.  You're own fake RELIGION.  Shut UP.
 
  - Tae
January 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://backinblack.4t.com/ - 
 
CRAPPLES.
 
  - Rico
January 11 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.tripod.com/cbrf2/ - 
 
Good LORD.
 
  - Onna
January 09 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/whatthefuck/ - 
 
Oh, SHUT UP.
 
  - "Smithe"
January 07 2001
(wannabes)
 
     http://smithe.8k.com/ - 
 
WHINE much?
 
  - "Luke Ski"
December 17 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.lukeski.com/ - 
 
WHO in their RIGHT MIND would ever want to be like WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC?
 
  - Joshua
December 17 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.cantara.org/ - 
 
YEAH, like we're going to vote for YOU.
 
  - "I Love Rich"
November 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.iloverich.net/ - 
 
The SEXIEST BAND in the WORLD!  For those who aren't afraid to YAWN.
 
  - "Fuhrer"
November 15 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.expage.com/page/fuhrerfriesen - 
 
Yeah, FUHRER, put a CORK in it.
 
  - Michael
November 12 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.kittyfeet.com/ - 
 
Nice TEETH.
 
  - Dylan
November 11 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.clientandserver.com/ - 
 
Say WHAT?
 
  - Nathan
November 11 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.expage.com/spiffguysworldofwonder - 
 
It's the music Web site OF THE FUTURE!
 
  - ?
November 11 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://fly.to/homeofthegods - 
 
TOP GOD?  Sad.
 
  - Kadimah
November 11 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.poetryjewels.bigstep.com/ - 
 
The TRIBAL PRINCESS of ISRAEL?  Wht is WRONG with this woman?
 
  - "Damon"
November 08 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.damondiablo.com/ - 
 
Oh, PLEASE.  Grow UP.
 
  - Khan
November 08 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/yasinzai/ - 
 
Yes, he's obviously a very TOUGH guy.
 
  - Susan
November 08 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.november28.cjb.net/ - 
 
BLUH
 
  - Cyndi
October 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://cglass.vinu.edu/cucfan.html - 
 
ENOUGH, already, lady.
 
  - Benjamin
October 22 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.expage.com/moesownpage - 
 
Well, that's EXCELLENT.
 
  - Davio
October 02 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://home.freeuk.net/davio/ - 
 
Number one SWINGERS page?
 
  - "DJ Mooncat"
October 02 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://djmooncat.freeservers.com/ - 
 
DJ MOONCAT in DA HOUSE!
 
  - Jeff
October 01 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/jhvideo/ - 
 
MUSIC and INDEPENDENT FILM productions!
 
  - Tae
October 01 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://backinblack.4t.com/ - 
 
LAME it IS.
 
  - Jeff
October 01 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.colemancreative.com/atlas/ - 
 
What a GREAT IDEA.
 
  - Rosie
September 30 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.sudval.org/~koalapnk/ - 
 
Someone needs to have their TEMPERATURE TAKEN.
 
  - Cliff
September 30 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm - 
 
Cliff HATES YOU.
 
  - Dean & Nigel
September 27 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/ - 
 
Look!  It's DEAN and NIGEL!
 
  - Riki
September 27 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/6208/ - 
 
Yes, everyone wants to hear your OPINIONS.
 
  - Matt
August 31 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.subtrivial.com/subman/ - 
 
Author of this EXCITING Wierd "Al" Yankovic page ...
 
  - "Whackpack"
August 31 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.whackpack.com/ - 
 
They got their own DOMAIN NAME.  Well, GOOD FOR THEM.
 
  - Brandon
August 31 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://ucs.orst.edu/~barretbr/ - 
 
THUNDERSTORMS and EARTHQUAKES HERALDED his arrival.  YEAH.
 
  - ?
August 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://sataniccircle.friendpages.com/ - 
 
He's a SATANIST.  Yeah, GREAT.
 
  - "Scary Guy"
August 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.thescaryguy.com/ - 
 
Good for HIM.
 
  - Brad
August 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.sixthnewkid.com/ - 
 
It's bad enough to be a WANNABE.  But what if you want to be a NEW KID ON THE BLOCK?
 
  - Greg
July 30 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.supergreg.com/ - 
 
He's a SUPER COOL D.J.!  And an INVENTED CHARACTER for an ADVERTISEMENT no less!
 
  - Waldo
July 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://waldo169.8m.com/ - 
 
YAP YAP YAP.
 
  - Steve
July 20 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/steve_n2xrm/ - 
 
A SITE for LOSERS.
 
  - Frank
July 15 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/ - 
 
PHOTOS BY FRANK!
 
  - Keri
July 15 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://pages.ivillage.com/misc/kerifletcher/ - 
 
Well, she SURE doesn't have SELF ESTEEM problems ...
 
  - "Frolic"
July 15 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.anabolic-frolic.com/ - 
 
He's a HARDCORE DJ!  Uh HUH.
 
  - Max
July 10 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.tripod.com/Scream2ish - 
 
Less TALK more GO AWAY.
 
  - "Lynchpuppy"
July 05 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/lynchpuppy/ - 
 
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
  - David
July 05 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://davidchampion.com/ - 
 
He's a PSYCHIC!  SNURK.
 
  - "Da'Crax0rz"
July 03 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/ut/UEHS666/ - 
 
WhatEVER.
 
  - ?
June 12 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.yankthechain.com/ - 
 
LAME.
 
  - "Potheads"
June 12 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/potheads_666/ - 
 
Another GAGGLE of DOPE-SMOKING WANNABES.
 
  - Josh, Mike, & Dave
June 12 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://joshmikedave.tripod.com/homepage.html - 
 
The WORLD of DUMBASSES.
 
  - Louise
June 01 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/seance/739/ - 
 
WhatEVER.
 
  - "Chains"
June 01 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/ - 
 
Yeah, "CHAINS," great to SEE you.
 
  - Jeff
June 01 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.weasel.com/ - 
 
Does this guy do ANYTHING except BITCH about CONSUMER PRODUCTS?
 
  - Alice
May 02 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/alicespalace/ - 
 
She actually WANTED to be listed on LOSERS dot ORG.
 
  - Alistair
May 02 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/ffitz_uk/ - 
 
He's an ARTIST, or SOMETHING.
 
  - "Babewatch"
May 02 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://crash.to/babewatch - 
 
A TOSS-UP between DORKS and WANNABES.
 
  - Erin & Jon
May 02 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://erin-jon.hypermart.net/ - 
 
It's THEIR WEB SITE, all right.
 
  - Dennis
April 18 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.escape.ca/~valdron/ - 
 
He's a WRITER!  Yeah, RIGHT.
 
  - Dave
April 18 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.theglobe.com/xl4u/ - 
 
LAME.
 
  - "Threadfall"
April 07 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://threadfall.cjb.net/ - 
 
Thanks for the UPDATES about your WEB SITE!  Hint:  NOBODY CARES.
 
  - Todd
April 07 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.toddbertrang.com/ - 
 
HAHAHAHA
 
  - Tony
April 07 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.hypertony.co.uk/ - 
 
Another GUY who doesn't GET IT.
 
  - Rafael
April 07 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.wishforadollar.8k.com/ - 
 
Some GENIUS who is BEGGING us for MONEY.
 
  - Nathan
April 07 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.npj.com/ - 
 
WOW, man.  He is REALLY BORING.
 
  - Geoff
March 22 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/zombiri/ - 
 
He's an ACTOR/DIRECTOR/SUPERMODEL!
 
  - "Wanker"
March 22 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://crackhead.shoutweb.net/ - 
 
Someone sure likes the word CRACKHEAD.
 
  - Wil
March 22 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www2.50megs.com/azbats/nothingweb/ - 
 
He's a WANNABE, all right.
 
  - Chris
March 22 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/ - 
 
When he says STUPID, he means STUPID.
 
  - Pete
March 16 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/poonaapierros/ - 
 
WUP WAH.
 
  - Sarah
March 16 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://freespeech.org/skippy/ - 
 
No one CARES.
 
  - Paul
March 11 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.jhewlett.freeserve.co.uk/ - 
 
The PRACTICAL JOKE WEB SITE!  YAWN.
 
  - "D-Clan"
March 07 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://dclan.iwarp.com/ - 
 
Look at what this GAGGLE of friends CRAPPED OUT.
 
  - "Fleccy"
March 06 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.frl.4mg.com/ - 
 
This guy's PROUD of being LAME, apparently.
 
  - Nick
March 06 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.nickshulman.com/ - 
 
His PLAN for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, huh?
 
  - Joe & Dave
February 27 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.the-bridge.net/~jpetro24/ - 
 
Q:  What is a SIMP?  A:  No one CARES.
 
  - Chris
February 25 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/ - 
 
It's STUPID, all right.
 
  - "BoxJam"
February 25 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/boxjam/ - 
 
A no-talent COMIC STRIP WRITER.
 
  - Carl
February 25 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.tripod.com/agentcarl/ - 
 
He's a SECRET AGENT.
 
  - Mandy
February 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://mamasays.fisticuffs.org/ - 
 
She's so SPECIAL.
 
  - Erik & Sarah
February 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.erikandsarah.com/ - 
 
They want to be on the STUDENT COUNCIL!
 
  - "Archon"
February 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://neosyn.iwarp.com/ - 
 
Trying to be FUNNY, but FAILING.
 
  - Courtney
February 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/BeBePrincess/ - 
 
She's made a PAGE about some OTHER girl she doesn't KNOW?  WHAT?
 
  - Steve & Joe
February 21 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Bay/8187/ - 
 
Their BIG ADVENTURE.  YEAH.
 
  - Ventsislav
February 21 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://cilin5.tripod.com/ - 
 
Can't he come up with something ORIGINAL?
 
  - Tom
February 21 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.expage.com/page/tomhennessey - 
 
He's OBLIGED to mentioned his FRIENDS.
 
  - "Stained Pants"
February 20 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/yt/stainedpants/ - 
 
Uh HUH.
 
  - "Raven"
February 16 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.aol.com/Raven84773/index.html - 
 
This steers DEFTLY into the realm of THE PATHETIC.
 
  - "The Freak Team"
February 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://thefreakteam.web.com/ - 
 
HAHAHAHAHA
 
  - Joe
February 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://free.prohosting.com/~ait15/ - 
 
YAWN.
 
  - Hayley
February 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.longsterres.demon.co.uk/stepstohell.htm - 
 
Just SAD, really.
 
  - Mike
February 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/j/mjh286/ - 
 
And HALF-ASSED it IS.
 
  - Andru
February 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://moxen.virtualave.net/ - 
 
BOREDOM is the right word, ALL RIGHT.
 
  - Michael
February 13 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.expage.com/page/coolsomepage - 
 
His "PSYCHOLOGIC" degree?
 
  - "Xtina"
February 10 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.reimels.com/ - 
 
Just USELESS.
 
  - Panama
February 10 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.concentric.net/~panama/ - 
 
WIN-NER.
 
  - Zachary
February 09 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/ne/zachary/ - 
 
Put some CLOTHES on.
 
  - Chet
February 08 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://chetdawson.tripod.com/ - 
 
Yet another WINNER.
 
  - Jaymie
February 08 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://jaymieknight.8m.com/ - 
 
Who does THIS guy think he is?
 
  - Ryan & Sean
February 08 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.apt103.net/ - 
 
NOBODY CARES.
 
  - Randy
February 04 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.darkchylde.com/ - 
 
Uh, YEAH, right.
 
  - "Fob"
February 04 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://come.to/fob - 
 
He calls himself FOB.
 
  - Abdul
January 29 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/chpeople/ - 
 
INTERNET DESIGN, AMWAY products, and LONG DISTANCE SERVICE.  Snicker.
 
  - "Mad Cut"
January 29 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/iscrap/ - 
 
CRAM IT, kid.
 
  - Jeran-Marie
January 28 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jeanmarielauze/ - 
 
WHAT THE
 
  - Jonah
January 28 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/jonah.html - 
 
He's got the word WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.
 
  - Thaddeus
January 28 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.thirsty.8m.com/ - 
 
Yeah, OKAY, THAD.
 
  - "Snake"
January 23 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://hometown.aol.com/stevehanoverpet/ - 
 
It's a bad sign when he STARTS by addressing us as "HIS FUTURE GIRLFIRNEDS."
 
  - Matt
January 18 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/dasmatt1/matt.html - 
 
He lives in MATTVILLE.
 
  - Josh
January 18 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://bounce.to/vortmax - 
 
Lots of INSANITY, huh?
 
  - "G"
January 18 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://my-world.itgo.com/ - 
 
"Don't you hate those useless homepages?"
 
  - Ben
January 18 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://benbrown.com/ - 
 
HI.
 
  - Bruna
January 09 2000
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/bruna/ - 
 
She's QUEEN DORK OF THEM ALL.
 
  - Van
December 30 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/VanConner/ - 
 
If ROCK is a CRIME then he is GUILTY AS CHARGED!
 
  - Shane
December 30 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/pa/zipblow/ - 
 
He's a STRONG BELIEVER in SEX.
 
  - Joel
December 30 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.s9.iwarp.com/ - 
 
His WORLD CONQUEST MANIFESTO?
 
  - "Helldog"
December 20 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1715/ - 
 
No, claiming to be a SATANIST does not make you COOL.
 
  - Laura
December 20 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4413/ - 
 
IF THOU WILT, prevent THINESELF from LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY at this PAGE.
 
  - "Zoxsia"
December 19 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.internettrash.com/users/spaceslut/index.html - 
 
Aren't you COOL?
 
  - Scott
December 14 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://disconnected.978.org/ - 
 
You can be his WHORE!
 
  - "Vomit"
December 03 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.tripod.com/fakevomit/ - 
 
You're trying WAY TOO HARD to be GROSS, kid.
 
  - Steuard
December 03 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://home.uchicago.edu/~sbjensen/ - 
 
Welcome to his EXCITING AND WONDERFUL world!
 
  - "Shroomer"
November 28 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://geocities.com/shroomer_h/ - 
 
Oh BOY, another GUY in a BAND.
 
  - ?
November 28 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/horn/495/ - 
 
Wow, we can't imagine this guy getting WORSE.
 
  - Michael
November 20 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/losers/ - 
 
Gee, where'd he get THAT idea?
 
  - Dana
November 20 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/getcrunk/frames.html - 
 
She's an up-and-coming SINGER/SONGWRITER/GUITARIST.  Good LUCK.
 
  - Chris
November 07 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.chrismorrissey.com/ - 
 
He's a FILM DIRECTORY, you see.
 
  - "Badget Legion"
November 01 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://thebadgerlegion.cjb.net/ - 
 
They're a SPUNK BAND.
 
  - Mohamed
November 01 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.msu.edu/~abouelse/ - 
 
He wants A MILLION DOLLARS, to WIN AT COMPUTER GAMES, and to RULE THE WORLD.
 
  - "Digital Slice"
July 24 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.mindspring.com/~whmjr/ - 
 
Most likely to VIOLENTLY TAKE OVER CHINA, huh?
 
  - Aaron
July 07 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.cryogenius.com/ - 
 
He's proud of his HERNIA OPERATION.
 
  - "Lu Cifer"
July 03 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://come.to/666Hell - 
 
He's a SATANIST and he likes HOWARD STERN.  Not sure which is LAMER.
 
  - "Split Beer"
April 27 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.angelfire.com/on/spiltbeer/ - 
 
No one would PAY to listen to YOU, you know.
 
  - Justin
April 19 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://rael.webjump.com/ - 
 
Who is this guy to give ADVICE?
 
  - Billy
April 19 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.vt.edu:10021/W/wboswell/billy.html - 
 
Nobody cares about YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK.
 
  - "Sigrid"
April 13 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.sigridcam.com/ - 
 
Nobody CARES about you and your TATTOOED WEB CAM.
 
  - Charlie
March 31 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/2021/charlie.html - 
 
A BOATLOAD?
 
  - Robert
March 09 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://members.tripod.com/~robertfelton/index.html - 
 
Java is HARD, but he wants to work at YAHOO!.
 
  - Chris
February 10 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.wintertime.freeserve.co.uk - 
 
Well, that's BORING.
 
  - "StormDrake"
January 27 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://westwood.fortunecity.com/baker/279/index.html - 
 
Artist, writer, and RULER.
 
  - Tim
January 21 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.talon.net/twoll/ - 
 
Wow, a SYSOP that players with FIRE ENGINES, we never would have guessed.
 
  - Duane
January 03 1999
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~duane/hp/index.html - 
 
So ANGSTY and TOUGH ...
 
  - Istvaan
December 10 1998
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.nauticom.net/www/istvaan/home/ - 
 
Stop WHINING and GROW UP.
 
  - "d0llhaus"
October 29 1998
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.spinsugar.com/ - 
 
That's a ZERO on d0ll, not an O.
 
  - Gregg
October 13 1998
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/7199/ - 
 
Wanna be a WRITER, huh?  Don't QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.
 
  - "Pirate"
August 05 1998
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2624/ - 
 
Oh, boy!  A PIRATE!
 
  - Joe
July 30 1998
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.jgk.org/ - 
 
Got enough RANTS?
 
  - G. Groombridge
October 10 1997
(wannabes)
 
     http://www.losers.org/ - 
 
Hey, GREAT.  Look who's TALKING.
   
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