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wannabes They think they're hot stuff. They like bragging about their exploits. They like pretending like anybody gives a crap. They like the Spice Girls. They're wannabes.


Dann May 11 2003 (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/vipersrus2002/dannspage.html
2l award Here's some SHOUT OUTS for you: Say HI to your WANG.

J.D. May 11 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/milehighstyle/
3l award The STRANGE WORLDS of a POET, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, SUPERMODEL, ASTRONAUT, and RESTAURANT BATHROOM CLEANER. Don't MISS IT.

Dave May 11 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.themaddening.com/
3l award Man, there's a whole GAGGLE of them here.

Chenda May 11 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/evofly/
2l award Have you ever met a WANNABE FREAK before? Well, NOW you HAVE.

Timothy May 11 2003 (wannabes)
     http://secondthird.cjb.net/
3l award When you label yourself a "WANNABE GOTH," all hope is LOST.

Anna May 11 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/incubus_iiii/evilspork.html
3l award Earth to YOU: No, you are NOT FUNNY.

Bartholomew February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html
2l award Maybe they should change their name to FU the FIND A BETTER WEB DESIGNER.

Louise February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://uk.geocities.com/goththingakaloser/
3l award We simply don't think a COMMENT would do this site any JUSTICE.

Ihokas February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://ihokas.luumurecordings.com/
2l award Another FRUSTRATED MUSICIAN. Like the world isn't OVERPOPULATED with those.

? February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ianis_stupid/
2l award Yeah, that logo SERIOUSLY IMPRESSES.

"Lungs of a Giant" February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.lungsofagiant.com/
2l award They've got a major case of WE-WANT-TO-BE-FAMOUS-MUSICIANS DISEASE. It seems to be SPREADING.

Tae February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://home.attbi.com/~seong123/
2l award Uh, WHAT?

"Kitten" February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://boundaryissues.com/kitten/
3l award We particularly like the OVERABUNDANCE OF STARS in her artwork. Does she DOT THE I IN KITTEN with a HEART, too?

Ralph & Darrah February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.guscooks.com/
2l award Don't quit your DAY JOBS, guys. Oh, WAIT, maybe you don't HAVE ANY.

? February 15 2003 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamchesneyhawkes/
2l award A wannabe LOOKALIKE for an obscure British early '90s teen idol, who is somewhere between self-delusional and SCARY.

John December 02 2002 (wannabes)
     http://victory.myblackvault.com/
3l award He's got an ANARCHIST WEB SITE! You'd think that might make him a PUNK, but we feel he's more appropriate as a WANNABE.

"DJ Laz" December 02 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.flyingrodents.com/
3l award This guy THANKED US for linking to his site before we even DID it!s

Sally & Johnny December 02 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
2l award A Web site to PROVE that BLACK PEOPLE like them! Yes, we're sure it's a JOKE, but STILL.

Richard December 02 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.hollowedminds.8m.com/
2l award Hurray, another BAND!

Meg December 02 2002 (wannabes)
     http://megfox.com/
3l award Now, you're WHO again?

Penny December 02 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.helpmeleavemyhusband.com/
4l award She wants DONATIONS so she can leave her HUSBAND. Hey lady, YOU got yourself into this mess, now YOU get yourself out.

"Society Failure" October 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/society_1_failure/Society_Failure.html
3l award Check it out. It's a BAND and stuff.

Domenic October 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://community-2.webtv.net/DONBLVD/WELCOME/
4l award SERIOUSLY, now. How LAME do you have to be to think MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER is COOL?

Chris October 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chopkinsca/story.html
2l award He writes STORIES.

Adam October 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.spookycandyland.cjb.net/
4l award It's a wannabe ... GIRL?

Hannah October 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/hannahpikachu/
3l award Watch OUT NOW! It's a FORTRESS OF DOOM! With SKULLS and EVERYTHING!

Heidi September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://heidiologies.dekarabaw.com/
3l award YEAH, lady, like people really should be WORSHIPPING you.

"Ravzilla" September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.ravzilla.co.uk/
2l award UP the NUTS.

Stephanie September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/rock_star_steph/wheatbreadandberries
2l award She's in an IMAGINARY ROCK BAND.

Chasity September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://chasity.isamodel.com/
2l award She's a MODEL? Of WHAT? P.S. It's spelled CHASTITY.

David September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://losers.l0w.net/
3l award It's a WEB COMIC about LOSERS. We need GO no FURTHER.

Tom & Sarah September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/hole_in_a_hole/
4l award Check it out! It's FATTY ONE and FATTY TWO! Oh, we're SORRY. Are we DICKS?

Brian September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://nowhereatall.virtualave.net/resume1.html
2l award This is the most BIZARRE, RAMBLING RESUME we've ever SEEN.

Michael September 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.cytex.com/go/mbparker/
2l award This guy is SERIOUSLY COOL.

Dave July 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/daves_mcd/
2l award Want to check out his MOVIE REVIEWS?

Sarah July 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://sarah.crazyinternetguy.com/
3l award Okay, lady, PURPLE DOTS do not make you COOL.

John July 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/indie/mccyrus/
2l award He's a MUSICIAN.

Lidia July 07 2002 (wannabes)
     http://astroqueen.tripod.com/
3l award It's a WANNABE all right, but we're not ENTIRELY SURE what it actually WANTS TO BE.

Bianca & Jason May 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/spatualism/
3l award WORST EPISODE EVER.

Tim May 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/feargraffiti/
3l award GRAFFITI is so COOL !!!!! It's like COUNTERCULTURE and STUFF !!!!!

"Imperial Hearts" May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://imperialhearts.cjb.net/
2l award It's an ONLINE COMMUNITY!

Sam May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/sketch/
3l award He is ONE COOL CAT.

Stephen May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.planetidiot.com/evolution/
3l award It's OUTSTANDING ART, and even more OUTSTANDING POETRY.

Adam May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.monkeystyle.net/
2l award Hurray, ANOTHER comic.

Ryan May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://wind.prohosting.com/lttrbean/
3l award He's making fun of his CLASSMATES. Oh, the HUMANITY.

"Dessy Snitch" May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.wsu.edu/~roubinet/
2l award Yay, another LOCAL BAND.

Brian May 01 2002 (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/theunemployedmusic/
2l award A band called THE UNEMPLOYED. How PROPHETIC.

Thane March 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/home/thaneshomepage/
3l award Look OUT! It's rated R! Adult CONTENT and LANGUAGE! Fart.

Kyle et al March 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/
3l award Well, that's NICE.

Adam March 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.adamwalsh.20m.com/
2l award He's a PHOTOGRAPHER! Hurk.

? March 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.bloodyrag.com/
3l award Run by "THREE NICE BITCHES." Hey, that's SWELL.

Chester March 13 2002 (wannabes)
     http://freudianslip.topcities.com/
3l award Yes. What this world NEEDS is YET ANOTHER WEB COMIC.

Kyle February 21 2002 (wannabes)
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/
3l award Look, it's another HIGH SCHOOL BAND! Let us know when you SIGN that BIG CONTRACT.

Randy February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.buymeaferrari.com/
3l award Yeah, RANDY. We're going to BUY YOU a FERRARI. How's this: NO.

Dave February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umbarne4/Home%20Page.htm
3l award He wants to be PRIME MINISTER! You GO with that, GUY.

Ben, Tom, & Kenny February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.alltooflat.com/
2l award EARTH to GUYS. EARTH to GUYS. You're not FUNNY.

"Riott" February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://riott.homestead.com/
3l award She's proud of having STALKERS. YEAH. What a LIFE.

Don February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://webpages.marshall.edu/~scalise2/
3l award Worst of all: They're wannabe LOSERS.

"Nitin" February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://screamhelp.tripod.com/
3l award OOH! He's so BAD!

? February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/miserableirishbastard/
2l award He's a MISERABLE and SAD man. KUDOS.

Floyd February 06 2002 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/floydsgarage/
3l award A HOMELESS GUITARIST! Is there any other KIND?

Arnob December 27 2001 (wannabes)
     http://robocop_ca.tripod.com/
2l award Check out his SOUND SAMPLES! FURP.

Tom December 07 2001 (wannabes)
     http://lonely_losers_club.tripod.com/lonelylosersclub/
2l award Yay, another LOSERS site.

? December 07 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chamaranth/
3l award Look, a FANTASY WRITER!

? December 07 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.popeye-x.com/huffing_with_don_henley.htm
3l award Someone has a HEALTHY FANTASY LIFE.

Masha November 10 2001 (wannabes)
     http://007.00me.com/
3l award She's a WANNABE NERD. Yes, we feel SORRY for her TOO.

Keith November 10 2001 (wannabes)
     http://rockass.net/
3l award He thinks he's some manner of INSECT. Not a GOOD THING to put on a RESUME.

"Fish Clan" November 10 2001 (wannabes)
     http://expage.com/fishclan
3l award It's a GAMING CLAN! Does that scream DORK or what?

Stephen October 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.tragicfalls.com
3l award Holy GOD that's an UNBELIEVABLE attempt at a COMIC BOOK.

? October 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ultimateshitband/
3l award They're the ultimate SHIT band. QUAINT.

? October 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/super/losernet/
3l award PROUD to be a LOSER, all RIGHT.

Adam September 06 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.optimistic.freehomepage.com/
2l award He's going to be a FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER!

Woody September 06 2001 (wannabes)
     http://stewartstransport.bendigo.net.au/Andrew/
2l award All together now: LGLHUGALHGALHUGAHLUGALHUGALHGA

Lisa September 06 2001 (wannabes)
     http://welcome.to/mylilworld
2l award She built a HOMEPAGE. Well, DUH.

? September 06 2001 (wannabes)
     http://drrock.stormloader.com/
3l award DISAPPOINTING.

Shakeem July 29 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/shakeem187/index.html
3l award A WANNABE PIMP with an ADVICE COLUMN? Ye-eah, RIGHT.

Rafael July 29 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.livinforever.8m.com/
2l award We can LIVE FOREVER!

Catherine July 29 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/catherinemorandiportal/
2l award HURRRRRRR SHE'S INTO DISCIPLINE

"Pagemaster" July 21 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/5starpagerater
3l award He'll RATE YOUR PAGE!

Jayne July 21 2001 (wannabes)
     http://punk.usclargo.com/
3l award Well, she NOMINATED HERSELF as a PUNK, but we're not really SEEING IT.

Troy June 03 2001 (wannabes)
     http://l-space.tripod.com/
3l award Hurray, another RANTS PAGE. As if there weren't ENOUGH of these on the PLANET already.

? June 03 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/asaindrummajor/
2l award What the HELL?

Simpson June 03 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.simpsonau.com/
3l award He's FLY.

Willy June 03 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/willy_runner/vaulta.html
3l award He's got his own NEWSLETTER?

Katey June 03 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.envy.nu/notastar/
2l award ARGLE BARGLE.

? May 13 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/TOKENDRAGON/
3l award POTTY MOUTH. We especially like DEAR ALXNET.

Jeremy May 13 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/countjeremy/
3l award He wants to be an OLYMPIC TORCH RUNNER. Good LUCK with that.

Mark April 14 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/mashedseagulls/
3l award Who would be a WANNABE FREAK? THIS GUY, apparently.

"Flying Jobbies" April 14 2001 (wannabes)
     http://uk.geocities.com/flying_jobbies/
3l award It's BAD NEWS when they think they're FUNNY.

Ronald March 12 2001 (wannabes)
     http://spiralb.cjb.net/
3l award A ONE-MAN BAND. With a RUDE NAME. Let's all give him a HAND.

Bilal March 12 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/bilal786bilal/
2l award A real STINKER. (HIS words, not OURS.)

"Superfly" March 01 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/m2736185/loser/
3l award He's a WANNABE LOSER. How LAME is THAT?

Jim February 18 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/weeza666/
2l award He's REALY, REALLY trying. REALLY.

Matthew February 18 2001 (wannabes)
     http://americanworldsuperbike.com
3l award Uh. DUH! Bikes! DUH.

"Aramantha" February 05 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/
3l award She wrote a NOVEL! GHLAGHLGHLGHLAAGHLGHLAGLHGHALAGH

Alli January 24 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/selfreliance4
3l award A life STORY perhaps?

art January 24 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/mystirious_mister_x
3l award Nice HAIR.

Clay January 24 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.crackersinc.com/
3l award He's a RADIO HOST!

? January 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/cochise_gunn/Hell_Cat.html
3l award Yeah. STARSKY AND HUTCH. You BET.

? January 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://people.montana.com/~doomsday/
3l award Yes, yes, you're very CLEVER. You're own fake RELIGION. Shut UP.

Tae January 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://backinblack.4t.com/
2l award CRAPPLES.

Rico January 11 2001 (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/cbrf2/
3l award Good LORD.

Onna January 09 2001 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/whatthefuck/
2l award Oh, SHUT UP.

"Smithe" January 07 2001 (wannabes)
     http://smithe.8k.com/
3l award WHINE much?

"Luke Ski" December 17 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.lukeski.com/
3l award WHO in their RIGHT MIND would ever want to be like WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC?

Joshua December 17 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.cantara.org/
3l award YEAH, like we're going to vote for YOU.

"I Love Rich" November 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.iloverich.net/
3l award The SEXIEST BAND in the WORLD! For those who aren't afraid to YAWN.

"Fuhrer" November 15 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/page/fuhrerfriesen
3l award Yeah, FUHRER, put a CORK in it.

Michael November 12 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.kittyfeet.com/
2l award Nice TEETH.

Dylan November 11 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.clientandserver.com/
2l award Say WHAT?

Nathan November 11 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/spiffguysworldofwonder
2l award It's the music Web site OF THE FUTURE!

? November 11 2000 (wannabes)
     http://fly.to/homeofthegods
3l award TOP GOD? Sad.

Kadimah November 11 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.poetryjewels.bigstep.com/
4l award The TRIBAL PRINCESS of ISRAEL? Wht is WRONG with this woman?

"Damon" November 08 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.damondiablo.com/
3l award Oh, PLEASE. Grow UP.

Khan November 08 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/yasinzai/
3l award Yes, he's obviously a very TOUGH guy.

Susan November 08 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.november28.cjb.net/
1l award BLUH

Cyndi October 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://cglass.vinu.edu/cucfan.html
3l award ENOUGH, already, lady.

Benjamin October 22 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/moesownpage
2l award Well, that's EXCELLENT.

Davio October 02 2000 (wannabes)
     http://home.freeuk.net/davio/
2l award Number one SWINGERS page?

"DJ Mooncat" October 02 2000 (wannabes)
     http://djmooncat.freeservers.com/
3l award DJ MOONCAT in DA HOUSE!

Jeff October 01 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/jhvideo/
2l award MUSIC and INDEPENDENT FILM productions!

Tae October 01 2000 (wannabes)
     http://backinblack.4t.com/
2l award LAME it IS.

Jeff October 01 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.colemancreative.com/atlas/
3l award What a GREAT IDEA.

Rosie September 30 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.sudval.org/~koalapnk/
2l award Someone needs to have their TEMPERATURE TAKEN.

Cliff September 30 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm
2l award Cliff HATES YOU.

Dean & Nigel September 27 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/
3l award Look! It's DEAN and NIGEL!

Riki September 27 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/6208/
2l award Yes, everyone wants to hear your OPINIONS.

Matt August 31 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.subtrivial.com/subman/
3l award Author of this EXCITING Wierd "Al" Yankovic page ...

"Whackpack" August 31 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.whackpack.com/
3l award They got their own DOMAIN NAME. Well, GOOD FOR THEM.

Brandon August 31 2000 (wannabes)
     http://ucs.orst.edu/~barretbr/
3l award THUNDERSTORMS and EARTHQUAKES HERALDED his arrival. YEAH.

? August 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://sataniccircle.friendpages.com/
3l award He's a SATANIST. Yeah, GREAT.

"Scary Guy" August 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.thescaryguy.com/
2l award Good for HIM.

Brad August 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.sixthnewkid.com/
3l award It's bad enough to be a WANNABE. But what if you want to be a NEW KID ON THE BLOCK?

Greg July 30 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.supergreg.com/
3l award He's a SUPER COOL D.J.! And an INVENTED CHARACTER for an ADVERTISEMENT no less!

Waldo July 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://waldo169.8m.com/
2l award YAP YAP YAP.

Steve July 20 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/steve_n2xrm/
2l award A SITE for LOSERS.

Frank July 15 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/
3l award PHOTOS BY FRANK!

Keri July 15 2000 (wannabes)
     http://pages.ivillage.com/misc/kerifletcher/
2l award Well, she SURE doesn't have SELF ESTEEM problems ...

"Frolic" July 15 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.anabolic-frolic.com/
2l award He's a HARDCORE DJ! Uh HUH.

Max July 10 2000 (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/Scream2ish
3l award Less TALK more GO AWAY.

"Lynchpuppy" July 05 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/lynchpuppy/
2l award ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

David July 05 2000 (wannabes)
     http://davidchampion.com/
3l award He's a PSYCHIC! SNURK.

"Da'Crax0rz" July 03 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ut/UEHS666/
3l award WhatEVER.

? June 12 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.yankthechain.com/
2l award LAME.

"Potheads" June 12 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/potheads_666/
2l award Another GAGGLE of DOPE-SMOKING WANNABES.

Josh, Mike, & Dave June 12 2000 (wannabes)
     http://joshmikedave.tripod.com/homepage.html
2l award The WORLD of DUMBASSES.

Louise June 01 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/seance/739/
3l award WhatEVER.

"Chains" June 01 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/
3l award Yeah, "CHAINS," great to SEE you.

Jeff June 01 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.weasel.com/
3l award Does this guy do ANYTHING except BITCH about CONSUMER PRODUCTS?

Alice May 02 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/alicespalace/
2l award She actually WANTED to be listed on LOSERS dot ORG.

Alistair May 02 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ffitz_uk/
2l award He's an ARTIST, or SOMETHING.

"Babewatch" May 02 2000 (wannabes)
     http://crash.to/babewatch
3l award A TOSS-UP between DORKS and WANNABES.

Erin & Jon May 02 2000 (wannabes)
     http://erin-jon.hypermart.net/
3l award It's THEIR WEB SITE, all right.

Dennis April 18 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.escape.ca/~valdron/
2l award He's a WRITER! Yeah, RIGHT.

Dave April 18 2000 (wannabes)
     http://members.theglobe.com/xl4u/
2l award LAME.

"Threadfall" April 07 2000 (wannabes)
     http://threadfall.cjb.net/
3l award Thanks for the UPDATES about your WEB SITE! Hint: NOBODY CARES.

Todd April 07 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.toddbertrang.com/
2l award HAHAHAHA

Tony April 07 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.hypertony.co.uk/
2l award Another GUY who doesn't GET IT.

Rafael April 07 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.wishforadollar.8k.com/
3l award Some GENIUS who is BEGGING us for MONEY.

Nathan April 07 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.npj.com/
2l award WOW, man. He is REALLY BORING.

Geoff March 22 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/zombiri/
2l award He's an ACTOR/DIRECTOR/SUPERMODEL!

"Wanker" March 22 2000 (wannabes)
     http://crackhead.shoutweb.net/
2l award Someone sure likes the word CRACKHEAD.

Wil March 22 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www2.50megs.com/azbats/nothingweb/
3l award He's a WANNABE, all right.

Chris March 22 2000 (wannabes)
     http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/
2l award When he says STUPID, he means STUPID.

Pete March 16 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/poonaapierros/
1l award WUP WAH.

Sarah March 16 2000 (wannabes)
     http://freespeech.org/skippy/
2l award No one CARES.

Paul March 11 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.jhewlett.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award The PRACTICAL JOKE WEB SITE! YAWN.

"D-Clan" March 07 2000 (wannabes)
     http://dclan.iwarp.com/
3l award Look at what this GAGGLE of friends CRAPPED OUT.

"Fleccy" March 06 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.frl.4mg.com/
2l award This guy's PROUD of being LAME, apparently.

Nick March 06 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.nickshulman.com/
1l award His PLAN for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, huh?

Joe & Dave February 27 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.the-bridge.net/~jpetro24/
2l award Q: What is a SIMP? A: No one CARES.

Chris February 25 2000 (wannabes)
     http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/
2l award It's STUPID, all right.

"BoxJam" February 25 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/boxjam/
3l award A no-talent COMIC STRIP WRITER.

Carl February 25 2000 (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/agentcarl/
2l award He's a SECRET AGENT.

Mandy February 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://mamasays.fisticuffs.org/
2l award She's so SPECIAL.

Erik & Sarah February 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.erikandsarah.com/
3l award They want to be on the STUDENT COUNCIL!

"Archon" February 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://neosyn.iwarp.com/
3l award Trying to be FUNNY, but FAILING.

Courtney February 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/BeBePrincess/
1l award She's made a PAGE about some OTHER girl she doesn't KNOW? WHAT?

Steve & Joe February 21 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Bay/8187/
1l award Their BIG ADVENTURE. YEAH.

Ventsislav February 21 2000 (wannabes)
     http://cilin5.tripod.com/
2l award Can't he come up with something ORIGINAL?

Tom February 21 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/page/tomhennessey
2l award He's OBLIGED to mentioned his FRIENDS.

"Stained Pants" February 20 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/yt/stainedpants/
2l award Uh HUH.

"Raven" February 16 2000 (wannabes)
     http://members.aol.com/Raven84773/index.html
3l award This steers DEFTLY into the realm of THE PATHETIC.

"The Freak Team" February 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://thefreakteam.web.com/
3l award HAHAHAHAHA

Joe February 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://free.prohosting.com/~ait15/
1l award YAWN.

Hayley February 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.longsterres.demon.co.uk/stepstohell.htm
2l award Just SAD, really.

Mike February 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/j/mjh286/
2l award And HALF-ASSED it IS.

Andru February 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://moxen.virtualave.net/
2l award BOREDOM is the right word, ALL RIGHT.

Michael February 13 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/page/coolsomepage
3l award His "PSYCHOLOGIC" degree?

"Xtina" February 10 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.reimels.com/
1l award Just USELESS.

Panama February 10 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.concentric.net/~panama/
2l award WIN-NER.

Zachary February 09 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ne/zachary/
2l award Put some CLOTHES on.

Chet February 08 2000 (wannabes)
     http://chetdawson.tripod.com/
1l award Yet another WINNER.

Jaymie February 08 2000 (wannabes)
     http://jaymieknight.8m.com/
3l award Who does THIS guy think he is?

Ryan & Sean February 08 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.apt103.net/
3l award NOBODY CARES.

Randy February 04 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.darkchylde.com/
2l award Uh, YEAH, right.

"Fob" February 04 2000 (wannabes)
     http://come.to/fob
3l award He calls himself FOB.

Abdul January 29 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/chpeople/
3l award INTERNET DESIGN, AMWAY products, and LONG DISTANCE SERVICE. Snicker.

"Mad Cut" January 29 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/iscrap/
3l award CRAM IT, kid.

Jeran-Marie January 28 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jeanmarielauze/
2l award WHAT THE

Jonah January 28 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/jonah.html
2l award He's got the word WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.

Thaddeus January 28 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.thirsty.8m.com/
3l award Yeah, OKAY, THAD.

"Snake" January 23 2000 (wannabes)
     http://hometown.aol.com/stevehanoverpet/
3l award It's a bad sign when he STARTS by addressing us as "HIS FUTURE GIRLFIRNEDS."

Matt January 18 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/dasmatt1/matt.html
2l award He lives in MATTVILLE.

Josh January 18 2000 (wannabes)
     http://bounce.to/vortmax
3l award Lots of INSANITY, huh?

"G" January 18 2000 (wannabes)
     http://my-world.itgo.com/
2l award "Don't you hate those useless homepages?"

Ben January 18 2000 (wannabes)
     http://benbrown.com/
1l award HI.

Bruna January 09 2000 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/bruna/
1l award She's QUEEN DORK OF THEM ALL.

Van December 30 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/VanConner/
2l award If ROCK is a CRIME then he is GUILTY AS CHARGED!

Shane December 30 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pa/zipblow/
2l award He's a STRONG BELIEVER in SEX.

Joel December 30 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.s9.iwarp.com/
3l award His WORLD CONQUEST MANIFESTO?

"Helldog" December 20 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1715/
1l award No, claiming to be a SATANIST does not make you COOL.

Laura December 20 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4413/
2l award IF THOU WILT, prevent THINESELF from LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY at this PAGE.

"Zoxsia" December 19 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.internettrash.com/users/spaceslut/index.html
2l award Aren't you COOL?

Scott December 14 1999 (wannabes)
     http://disconnected.978.org/
2l award You can be his WHORE!

"Vomit" December 03 1999 (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/fakevomit/
2l award You're trying WAY TOO HARD to be GROSS, kid.

Steuard December 03 1999 (wannabes)
     http://home.uchicago.edu/~sbjensen/
1l award Welcome to his EXCITING AND WONDERFUL world!

"Shroomer" November 28 1999 (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/shroomer_h/
2l award Oh BOY, another GUY in a BAND.

? November 28 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/horn/495/
3l award Wow, we can't imagine this guy getting WORSE.

Michael November 20 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/losers/
3l award Gee, where'd he get THAT idea?

Dana November 20 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/getcrunk/frames.html
1l award She's an up-and-coming SINGER/SONGWRITER/GUITARIST. Good LUCK.

Chris November 07 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.chrismorrissey.com/
2l award He's a FILM DIRECTORY, you see.

"Badget Legion" November 01 1999 (wannabes)
     http://thebadgerlegion.cjb.net/
3l award They're a SPUNK BAND.

Mohamed November 01 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.msu.edu/~abouelse/
2l award He wants A MILLION DOLLARS, to WIN AT COMPUTER GAMES, and to RULE THE WORLD.

"Digital Slice" July 24 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~whmjr/
3l award Most likely to VIOLENTLY TAKE OVER CHINA, huh?

Aaron July 07 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.cryogenius.com/
2l award He's proud of his HERNIA OPERATION.

"Lu Cifer" July 03 1999 (wannabes)
     http://come.to/666Hell
3l award He's a SATANIST and he likes HOWARD STERN. Not sure which is LAMER.

"Split Beer" April 27 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/on/spiltbeer/
2l award No one would PAY to listen to YOU, you know.

Justin April 19 1999 (wannabes)
     http://rael.webjump.com/
3l award Who is this guy to give ADVICE?

Billy April 19 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.vt.edu:10021/W/wboswell/billy.html
2l award Nobody cares about YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK.

"Sigrid" April 13 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.sigridcam.com/
3l award Nobody CARES about you and your TATTOOED WEB CAM.

Charlie March 31 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/2021/charlie.html
3l award A BOATLOAD?

Robert March 09 1999 (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/~robertfelton/index.html
2l award Java is HARD, but he wants to work at YAHOO!.

Chris February 10 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.wintertime.freeserve.co.uk
3l award Well, that's BORING.

"StormDrake" January 27 1999 (wannabes)
     http://westwood.fortunecity.com/baker/279/index.html
3l award Artist, writer, and RULER.

Tim January 21 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.talon.net/twoll/
1l award Wow, a SYSOP that players with FIRE ENGINES, we never would have guessed.

Duane January 03 1999 (wannabes)
     http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~duane/hp/index.html
2l award So ANGSTY and TOUGH ...

Istvaan December 10 1998 (wannabes)
     http://www.nauticom.net/www/istvaan/home/
2l award Stop WHINING and GROW UP.

"d0llhaus" October 29 1998 (wannabes)
     http://www.spinsugar.com/
1l award That's a ZERO on d0ll, not an O.

Gregg October 13 1998 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/7199/
3l award Wanna be a WRITER, huh? Don't QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.

"Pirate" August 05 1998 (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2624/
2l award Oh, boy! A PIRATE!

Joe July 30 1998 (wannabes)
     http://www.jgk.org/
1l award Got enough RANTS?

G. Groombridge October 10 1997 (wannabes)
     http://www.losers.org/
4l award Hey, GREAT. Look who's TALKING.

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