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dorks Their friends are embarrassed to know them. They look like they just stepped off the boat. Maybe they spent too much of their childhood breastfeeding. They're easy to trick. They wear laced-up boots and dark clothes. They're dorks.


Ben May 11 2003 (dorks)
     http://www.benisadork.com/
1l award Well, who are WE to ARGUE?

Jay & Bianca February 15 2003 (dorks)
     http://spatualism.net/
4l award Spatualism. Yeah. Extra attention to SPATULAS. You're either shooting for IRONY or COMPLETE CRACKPOTTERY here, either way you FAILED.

Mark February 15 2003 (dorks)
     http://www.buttery.org/mark/
3l award Apart from being an ACTIVE MEMBER on the SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM (yes, THOSE guys), this guy seriously looks like a KLINGON.

Brenda December 02 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.dorkpower.cjb.net/
3l award They call it DORK POWER. We stop THERE.

"Collective Conscious" September 01 2002 (dorks)
     http://colconscious.harpertwilight.com/
3l award It's a ROLEPLAYING LIST! You get to talk to each other IN CHARACTER! I want to be a PIRATE! No, I want to be a BEAR! No, I want to be a FAILED WRITER!

"Grazer" September 01 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.grazer.org/
2l award Better LIVING through planned GLOBAL THINKING!

Mike September 01 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/imoff2college/
2l award COLLEGE something something SCHOOL blah blah CAPTAIN'S LOG.

Bob & Dave September 01 2002 (dorks)
     http://theozonecow.cjb.net/
2l award A page about two fictional CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHORS. OKAY.

Krista July 07 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/punkasspixie16/index.html
2l award What is this, some kind of TEENAGE STATUS REPORT? You're going to be WRITING those for the REST of your LIFE, don't START EARLY.

Franklin July 07 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/f_int/
2l award The WEB is his NEW TOY.

Becky July 07 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/music2/friskin/
2l award She's not WELL.

David May 01 2002 (dorks)
     http://home.cogeco.ca/~veganmozfan/
4l award A MYSTICAL CONNECTION between Morrissey's CRAPPY MUSIC and Princess Diana's UNTIMELY DEATH? WHATEVER, bucko.

A.J. May 01 2002 (dorks)
     http://ajsinnz.tripod.com/
3l award "Just a waste of time."

Richard March 13 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dph3raw/
3l award What kind of NEW AGE CRAP is this? Doctor! This MAN needs red meat, STAT!

? February 21 2002 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/realm/tribe/index2.html
3l award We don't GET IT.

Paul February 06 2002 (dorks)
     http://ptalls.www7.50megs.com/home.htm
3l award SIR, aren't you a little OLD to be playing with CARE BEARS?

? December 27 2001 (dorks)
     http://tragedy.nu/legotreize/
3l award That's just not RIGHT.

Darren December 07 2001 (dorks)
     http://pws.chartermi.net/~pwuthey/
3l award That's, uh, DISTURBING.

Justin December 07 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/latchkey_99/
2l award POETRY and TIME WASTING stories.

David December 07 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/ddamico361/index.html
4l award He USED to like SCIENCE FICTION MARIONETTE LITERATURE, but something HAPPENED.

? November 10 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/oddysrealm/
3l award Okay, he has MULTIPLE WEB SITES set up for his PETS, including one OVERACHIEVING BIRD who likes to SKATEBOARD. That's just plain NOT RIGHT.

"Mongz" October 11 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.asl.to/TheMongz
2l award YAPPITUDINAL.

? September 06 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/cynical_charlatan/
2l award We give them a D MINUS.

Jason September 06 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html
3l award It's a page on DORKNESS. Enough SAID.

Jayme September 06 2001 (dorks)
     http://poempalace.n3.net/
3l award A POETRY SITE. Enough SAID.

Matt July 29 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/mybrockv8volvo/index.html
3l award What the HELL is that guy WEARING?

Betsy July 29 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/skreamingdaiseys/dorkyloser.html
2l award She's the FOUNDING (and SOLE) member of the DORKY LOSERS KLUB.

Josh July 21 2001 (dorks)
     http://ill_iron_you.tripod.com/
3l award Josh needs to be PUT BACK IN.

Jared July 05 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/42/
2l award We give him a B for BORING.

Adam June 03 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.expage.com/iamaloserru
3l award LOSERS R THEM.

Jordy June 03 2001 (dorks)
     http://jordysfuncamp.cjb.net
3l award FARTING

Zach May 04 2001 (dorks)
     http://zworld.8m.com/
2l award MUMUMUMUUUNUNUNUUUNNUUMNUNMUNMUMNUMNUNMUN

Sherri April 14 2001 (dorks)
     http://HomePages.address.com/starnermy777/HomePage.html
2l award On the CONTRARY, bub. You ARE funny. You just DON'T realize WHY.

Ronald April 14 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/ronaldsuckslikehell/
3l award RONALD has a little problem with SELF-ESTEEM ...

? April 14 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/eguyz/Creature.htm
3l award Of DRAGONS and SUCH! The SORROW of WOLVES! The VAMPYRE of the WEST! Of GUYS who never GET ANY!

Jordan April 14 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.iwu.edu/~jault/
2l award If we had a RETARDED award, we'd USE it.

Rick March 12 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.yansa.net/rick/index.html
2l award SWELL.

"Trip" March 01 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/trip_81/
2l award We DUB thee SIR DORKSALOT.

Chris February 18 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/dwarf.html
3l award What the HELL?

Terry February 18 2001 (dorks)
     http://mindwarp.cjb.net/
3l award We give it an F.

Bill February 05 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/or/wildbill/
3l award Show some RESPECT. It's the GREAT WILD BILL.

Jason January 24 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/dxm/index.html
3l award TOILET FLUSHING

John & Stefan January 11 2001 (dorks)
     http://home.chello.no/~lbjrgan/
3l award CONGRATULATIONS. Now GO BACK to where you CAME FROM.

Antwon January 11 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.antwon.com/
3l award NICE MAN'S BURDEN. Right THERE you know you're STUCK with a WHINER.

Mike January 09 2001 (dorks)
     http://anthillz.net/
1l award ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Leo January 09 2001 (dorks)
     http://briss.tripod.com/
3l award He really likes JESUS or something.

Eddie January 07 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nd/bedpaneddie/
2l award Yeah, WHATEVER, Eddie.

R.B. January 07 2001 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ca5/drunkenhousecat/
3l award Some kind of BORING "WRITER."

Leo December 17 2000 (dorks)
     http://briss.tripod.com/
2l award He's SUPERMAN, or something.

"T" December 17 2000 (dorks)
     http://nrub.virtue.nu/
2l award WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB

Andrew November 11 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.dragonhorde.cjb.net/
3l award DRAGONS, eh? They're not REAL, you know.

Ben November 01 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.schuminweb.com/
4l award WOW. Words FAIL us.

Matthew October 22 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.banwell.com/
2l award Hi, MATTHEW.

Ben October 07 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.whackpack.com/zookeeper/
3l award WAZZZUP?

Cody October 01 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/xwonka/
3l award A big fat LOSER? HE said it, not US ...

Joe September 30 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/omnijoe/
2l award Nice POETRY and JOURNAL, bub.

Escootcha September 30 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/escootcha/
1l award Less BEER and more POLITICS.

Seung August 31 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.dongs.com/
3l award It's GRAND MASTER DONG!

Aaron & Max August 13 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/absolutmax/picture2.html
2l award Let's hear it for HIPPIES!

Andrew July 30 2000 (dorks)
     http://discoking.cjb.net/
2l award DISCO?

"Tigger" July 15 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.internettrash.com/users/tigger/
2l award A WEB CAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew July 08 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/andrewgoldfinch/
1l award Another GUY and his WEB SITE.

Mikael July 05 2000 (dorks)
     http://w1.456.telia.com/~u45603950/index.html
2l award He likes KIDS and POEMS and TAKING PICTURES WITH FISH.

Amtgard June 12 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.amtgard.com/
2l award They like playing GAMES. A LOT.

TJ June 12 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/athletesbane/filet.html
2l award WUP WAH.

Sal June 01 2000 (dorks)
     http://gunduz.com/
2l award Try STIFLING a CHUCKLE. We bet you can't do it.

Wilson June 01 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/rainway/index.html
3l award He's a POET/SINGER/DANCER! Yeah, OBVIOUSLY.

Yahni April 07 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.yahni.com/
2l award Did he misspell YAWNY?

Raven, TK, & Toll April 07 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com:80/Eureka/Consultant/9089/CPPC.html
2l award WhatEVER.

Bill March 22 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.members.tripod.com/cajun_spike/
3l award Looks like he's got GIRL PROBLEMS.

David March 16 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6224/
2l award A PAGE o' POEMS.

"Gar" March 15 2000 (dorks)
     http://homepage.eircom.net/~raindrop/
2l award RAINDROP PROCESSES, eh? Uh HUH.

Richard March 15 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.dickeyschmid.com/
2l award Fully CATER to our NEEDS? A FAQ about HIMSELF? What is this guy ON?

Eric March 11 2000 (dorks)
     http://emotioneric.com/
3l award You suggest an EMOTION, and he ACTS IT OUT for you. Now THAT'S COMEDY.

Andreij March 08 2000 (dorks)
     http://naa.4mg.com/
3l award LAME.

"Twink" February 27 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/9910/
2l award HOLY GOD

Adrian February 21 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/leftoverturkey/
2l award He's got WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.

Will February 20 2000 (dorks)
     http://members.aol.com/Willstrum/Home1.html
2l award Somebody PUT A FORK IN HIM. He's DONE.

Dale February 20 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.serve.com/vbreak/
2l award His LIFE, his LOVE, our BOREDOM.

Ben February 17 2000 (dorks)
     http://come.to/wongb
1l award YAWN.

Shawn February 13 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.realmsofevil.net/
2l award Prepare to LAUGH.

Gareth February 10 2000 (dorks)
     http://website.lineone.net/~garethmackie/
1l award He's a JOURNALIST!

Peter February 10 2000 (dorks)
     http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ps38752/
2l award A DISNEY FAN with a WEB CAM. That's just GREAT.

Eriol February 08 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.eriol.com/
2l award Nice BUTTERFLY.

Bert February 04 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.weatherby.org/
1l award YAWN

Chalph February 04 2000 (dorks)
     http://members.aol.com/hulbertx/Monkey.htm
2l award HOME of the MOON MONKEY?

Liam January 23 2000 (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~IceStorm23/
1l award His POETRY?

Larry January 23 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.aceshomepage.cjb.net/
2l award An EVENTS page?

Bret January 23 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pa/drdonut/
2l award TRUE STORIES? FAMOUS JOKES? HUMOR COOP?

Rehan January 18 2000 (dorks)
     http://members.optusnet.com.au/~rjafery/
3l award Apparently he can only COMMUNICATE through SONG.

Rob January 09 2000 (dorks)
     http://www.happydork.com/
2l award Uh, YEAH.

Paul December 30 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/il/therock2/
2l award His favorite possessions are his BIBLE and his TIES.

Saeid December 26 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.hobot.com/
3l award He needed to URGENTLY talk to the DALAI LAMA.

Allen December 26 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Bridge/1881/index.html
1l award Filled with LOTS of YAPPY BORINGNESS.

Joder December 26 1999 (dorks)
     http://drink.to/slow_people
3l award Yep, GRADE A.

Dave December 19 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.stanford.edu/~daric/
1l award All about HIM and SPIRITUAL GROWTH and NAUSEA.

Thomas December 19 1999 (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~Dogboy_/
3l award Another WRITER.

Chris December 03 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~cemerson/
2l award He likes to HUG HUGGY PEOPLE.

Malcolm December 03 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.towerofbabel.com/splashingheart/introduction/
3l award An EVOLVING CORNUCOPIA.

James & Jeff November 28 1999 (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~guyscamera/
2l award Please WAKE UP to the fact that neither of you will ever be MODELS.

Josh November 28 1999 (dorks)
     http://clairecords.com/josh/
2l award He's sure ON about GETTING DUMPED or SOMETHING.

Victor November 20 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/victordonaho/
3l award Well, at least he apparently KNOWS it.

Carl November 12 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/
2l award What IS it with people and putting their PERSONAL DIARIES up on the WEB?

"United Losers" November 12 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ut/unitedlosers/
2l award Well, at least they're ADMITTING it.

Wesley October 26 1999 (dorks)
     http://cechg.freeservers.com/
3l award UM. OKAY.

"Fray" October 17 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.fray.org/
3l award FRAY is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

? October 17 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mb/bergalater/
2l award At THAT AGE I suppose those kinds of JOKES are HILARIOUS.

"Timo" September 01 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/timbo/
1l award BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Barny July 14 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct/barny/
3l award YES, YES, you have the SAME NAME as a BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR that ENTERTAINS KIDS. We GET IT already.

Jeremy June 23 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Grounds/5904/
2l award He'll be PROUD of his friends WHATEVER THEY DO.

Brad May 31 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Exhibit/9107/
3l award ANGSTY, COUNTERCULTURE, and ANNOYING, all wrapped up in one.

Brad May 31 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.bradfitz.com/
2l award Thanks for letting us see your ITINERARY.

Sam May 08 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.shamema.com/
2l award Complete UNENDING CRAP.

"SirTrench" April 27 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.trenchcoat.com/
3l award CRAM IT.

Bill April 19 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.billslater.com/
3l award Could he POSSIBLY have a more TOUCHY-FEELY introduction?

Bryant April 19 1999 (dorks)
     http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bryantwu/
3l award Check out his FREAKISH PICTURES.

Dan & Scott April 19 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/fate/240/home.htm
3l award They don't call it THE FREAK SHOW for nothing.

Elwood April 19 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.iwu.edu/~phawn/
2l award We suppose having the name ELWOOD makes you an AUTOMATIC FAN of THE BLUES BROTHERS.

Curtis April 04 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.nevada.edu/~curtis1/html/curtisw.html
3l award You can join his FAN CLUB.

Peter March 31 1999 (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~skoliosis/index.html
2l award You and your BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.

David March 14 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.cybercom.net/~david/
3l award Someone reads too many SELF-HELP BOOKS.

Thom March 14 1999 (dorks)
     http://www.obsess.com/
2l award Get this through your head: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID LIFE.

Robert January 06 1999 (dorks)
     http://come.to/x-rob/
2l award Another RETARD in love with LARA CROFT.

"Wildone" December 13 1998 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Inlet/3573/
2l award AMERICAN FLAGS and CARS and HEARTS.

James November 18 1998 (dorks)
     http://www.23x.com/stark/
2l award Where should we BEGIN?

"Brimstone Man" November 04 1998 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4706/
3l award He looks VERY JANE'S ADDICTION. Yeah, THAT'S what he looks like.

Andrew October 31 1998 (dorks)
     http://foad.org/asd/profile/index.html
3l award Boo hoo, SHUNNED FOR BEING WHO HE IS.

Jason October 22 1998 (dorks)
     http://www.nocturne.org/~jason/
2l award Like we really care what BOOKS YOU PLAN TO READ.

? October 14 1998 (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/8793/
3l award Take the IDIOT test.

Robert October 10 1998 (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~SONNY_B2/index.html
1l award He likes to work with WOOD. Wink, wink.

John July 11 1998 (dorks)
     http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~jnewton/
1l award What we want to know is WHO rated his site as GOOD?

Mark May 21 1998 (dorks)
     http://www.drury.com/
2l award The evolution of a DORK?

Scott April 19 1998 (dorks)
     http://anduin.eldar.org/~novac/
2l award EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, huh?

"vinylboy" April 12 1998 (dorks)
     http://free.prohosting.com/~vinylboy/
1l award Just LAME.

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