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Their friends are embarrassed to know them. They look like they just stepped off the boat. Maybe they spent too much of their childhood breastfeeding. They're easy to trick. They wear laced-up boots and dark clothes. They're dorks.

Ben May 11 2003 (dorks)
http://www.benisadork.com/: Well, who are WE to ARGUE?
Jay & Bianca February 15 2003 (dorks)
http://spatualism.net/: Spatualism. Yeah. Extra attention to SPATULAS. You're either shooting for IRONY or COMPLETE CRACKPOTTERY here, either way you FAILED.
Mark February 15 2003 (dorks)
http://www.buttery.org/mark/: Apart from being an ACTIVE MEMBER on the SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM (yes, THOSE guys), this guy seriously looks like a KLINGON.
Brenda December 02 2002 (dorks)
http://www.dorkpower.cjb.net/: They call it DORK POWER. We stop THERE.
"Collective Conscious" September 01 2002 (dorks)
http://colconscious.harpertwilight.com/: It's a ROLEPLAYING LIST! You get to talk to each other IN CHARACTER! I want to be a PIRATE! No, I want to be a BEAR! No, I want to be a FAILED WRITER!
"Grazer" September 01 2002 (dorks)
http://www.grazer.org/: Better LIVING through planned GLOBAL THINKING!
Mike September 01 2002 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/imoff2college/: COLLEGE something something SCHOOL blah blah CAPTAIN'S LOG.
Bob & Dave September 01 2002 (dorks)
http://theozonecow.cjb.net/: A page about two fictional CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHORS. OKAY.
Krista July 07 2002 (dorks)
http://www.gurlpages.com/punkasspixie16/index.html: What is this, some kind of TEENAGE STATUS REPORT? You're going to be WRITING those for the REST of your LIFE, don't START EARLY.
Franklin July 07 2002 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/f_int/: The WEB is his NEW TOY.
Becky July 07 2002 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/music2/friskin/: She's not WELL.
David May 01 2002 (dorks)
http://home.cogeco.ca/~veganmozfan/: A MYSTICAL CONNECTION between Morrissey's CRAPPY MUSIC and Princess Diana's UNTIMELY DEATH? WHATEVER, bucko.
A.J. May 01 2002 (dorks)
http://ajsinnz.tripod.com/: "Just a waste of time."
Richard March 13 2002 (dorks)
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dph3raw/: What kind of NEW AGE CRAP is this? Doctor! This MAN needs red meat, STAT!
? February 21 2002 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/realm/tribe/index2.html: We don't GET IT.
Paul February 06 2002 (dorks)
http://ptalls.www7.50megs.com/home.htm: SIR, aren't you a little OLD to be playing with CARE BEARS?
? December 27 2001 (dorks)
http://tragedy.nu/legotreize/: That's just not RIGHT.
Darren December 07 2001 (dorks)
http://pws.chartermi.net/~pwuthey/: That's, uh, DISTURBING.
Justin December 07 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/latchkey_99/: POETRY and TIME WASTING stories.
David December 07 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/ddamico361/index.html: He USED to like SCIENCE FICTION MARIONETTE LITERATURE, but something HAPPENED.
? November 10 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/oddysrealm/: Okay, he has MULTIPLE WEB SITES set up for his PETS, including one OVERACHIEVING BIRD who likes to SKATEBOARD. That's just plain NOT RIGHT.
"Mongz" October 11 2001 (dorks)
http://www.asl.to/TheMongz: YAPPITUDINAL.
? September 06 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/cynical_charlatan/: We give them a D MINUS.
Jason September 06 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html: It's a page on DORKNESS. Enough SAID.
Jayme September 06 2001 (dorks)
http://poempalace.n3.net/: A POETRY SITE. Enough SAID.
Matt July 29 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/mybrockv8volvo/index.html: What the HELL is that guy WEARING?
Betsy July 29 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/skreamingdaiseys/dorkyloser.html: She's the FOUNDING (and SOLE) member of the DORKY LOSERS KLUB.
Josh July 21 2001 (dorks)
http://ill_iron_you.tripod.com/: Josh needs to be PUT BACK IN.
Jared July 05 2001 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/42/: We give him a B for BORING.
Adam June 03 2001 (dorks)
http://www.expage.com/iamaloserru: LOSERS R THEM.
Jordy June 03 2001 (dorks)
http://jordysfuncamp.cjb.net: FARTING
Zach May 04 2001 (dorks)
http://zworld.8m.com/: MUMUMUMUUUNUNUNUUUNNUUMNUNMUNMUMNUMNUNMUN
Sherri April 14 2001 (dorks)
http://HomePages.address.com/starnermy777/HomePage.html: On the CONTRARY, bub. You ARE funny. You just DON'T realize WHY.
Ronald April 14 2001 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/ronaldsuckslikehell/: RONALD has a little problem with SELF-ESTEEM ...
? April 14 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/eguyz/Creature.htm: Of DRAGONS and SUCH! The SORROW of WOLVES! The VAMPYRE of the WEST! Of GUYS who never GET ANY!
Jordan April 14 2001 (dorks)
http://www.iwu.edu/~jault/: If we had a RETARDED award, we'd USE it.
Rick March 12 2001 (dorks)
http://www.yansa.net/rick/index.html: SWELL.
"Trip" March 01 2001 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/trip_81/: We DUB thee SIR DORKSALOT.
Chris February 18 2001 (dorks)
http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/dwarf.html: What the HELL?
Terry February 18 2001 (dorks)
http://mindwarp.cjb.net/: We give it an F.
Bill February 05 2001 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/or/wildbill/: Show some RESPECT. It's the GREAT WILD BILL.
Jason January 24 2001 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/dxm/index.html: TOILET FLUSHING
John & Stefan January 11 2001 (dorks)
http://home.chello.no/~lbjrgan/: CONGRATULATIONS. Now GO BACK to where you CAME FROM.
Antwon January 11 2001 (dorks)
http://www.antwon.com/: NICE MAN'S BURDEN. Right THERE you know you're STUCK with a WHINER.
Mike January 09 2001 (dorks)
http://anthillz.net/: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Leo January 09 2001 (dorks)
http://briss.tripod.com/: He really likes JESUS or something.
Eddie January 07 2001 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/nd/bedpaneddie/: Yeah, WHATEVER, Eddie.
R.B. January 07 2001 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ca5/drunkenhousecat/: Some kind of BORING "WRITER."
Leo December 17 2000 (dorks)
http://briss.tripod.com/: He's SUPERMAN, or something.
"T" December 17 2000 (dorks)
http://nrub.virtue.nu/: WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB
Andrew November 11 2000 (dorks)
http://www.dragonhorde.cjb.net/: DRAGONS, eh? They're not REAL, you know.
Ben November 01 2000 (dorks)
http://www.schuminweb.com/: WOW. Words FAIL us.
Matthew October 22 2000 (dorks)
http://www.banwell.com/: Hi, MATTHEW.
Ben October 07 2000 (dorks)
http://www.whackpack.com/zookeeper/: WAZZZUP?
Cody October 01 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/xwonka/: A big fat LOSER? HE said it, not US ...
Joe September 30 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/omnijoe/: Nice POETRY and JOURNAL, bub.
Escootcha September 30 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/escootcha/: Less BEER and more POLITICS.
Seung August 31 2000 (dorks)
http://www.dongs.com/: It's GRAND MASTER DONG!
Aaron & Max August 13 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/absolutmax/picture2.html: Let's hear it for HIPPIES!
Andrew July 30 2000 (dorks)
http://discoking.cjb.net/: DISCO?
"Tigger" July 15 2000 (dorks)
http://www.internettrash.com/users/tigger/: A WEB CAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew July 08 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/andrewgoldfinch/: Another GUY and his WEB SITE.
Mikael July 05 2000 (dorks)
http://w1.456.telia.com/~u45603950/index.html: He likes KIDS and POEMS and TAKING PICTURES WITH FISH.
Amtgard June 12 2000 (dorks)
http://www.amtgard.com/: They like playing GAMES. A LOT.
TJ June 12 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/athletesbane/filet.html: WUP WAH.
Sal June 01 2000 (dorks)
http://gunduz.com/: Try STIFLING a CHUCKLE. We bet you can't do it.
Wilson June 01 2000 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ri/rainway/index.html: He's a POET/SINGER/DANCER! Yeah, OBVIOUSLY.
Yahni April 07 2000 (dorks)
http://www.yahni.com/: Did he misspell YAWNY?
Raven, TK, & Toll April 07 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com:80/Eureka/Consultant/9089/CPPC.html: WhatEVER.
Bill March 22 2000 (dorks)
http://www.members.tripod.com/cajun_spike/: Looks like he's got GIRL PROBLEMS.
David March 16 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6224/: A PAGE o' POEMS.
"Gar" March 15 2000 (dorks)
http://homepage.eircom.net/~raindrop/: RAINDROP PROCESSES, eh? Uh HUH.
Richard March 15 2000 (dorks)
http://www.dickeyschmid.com/: Fully CATER to our NEEDS? A FAQ about HIMSELF? What is this guy ON?
Eric March 11 2000 (dorks)
http://emotioneric.com/: You suggest an EMOTION, and he ACTS IT OUT for you. Now THAT'S COMEDY.
Andreij March 08 2000 (dorks)
http://naa.4mg.com/: LAME.
"Twink" February 27 2000 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/9910/: HOLY GOD
Adrian February 21 2000 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/leftoverturkey/: He's got WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.
Will February 20 2000 (dorks)
http://members.aol.com/Willstrum/Home1.html: Somebody PUT A FORK IN HIM. He's DONE.
Dale February 20 2000 (dorks)
http://www.serve.com/vbreak/: His LIFE, his LOVE, our BOREDOM.
Ben February 17 2000 (dorks)
http://come.to/wongb: YAWN.
Shawn February 13 2000 (dorks)
http://www.realmsofevil.net/: Prepare to LAUGH.
Gareth February 10 2000 (dorks)
http://website.lineone.net/~garethmackie/: He's a JOURNALIST!
Peter February 10 2000 (dorks)
http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ps38752/: A DISNEY FAN with a WEB CAM. That's just GREAT.
Eriol February 08 2000 (dorks)
http://www.eriol.com/: Nice BUTTERFLY.
Bert February 04 2000 (dorks)
http://www.weatherby.org/: YAWN
Chalph February 04 2000 (dorks)
http://members.aol.com/hulbertx/Monkey.htm: HOME of the MOON MONKEY?
Liam January 23 2000 (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~IceStorm23/: His POETRY?
Larry January 23 2000 (dorks)
http://www.aceshomepage.cjb.net/: An EVENTS page?
Bret January 23 2000 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/drdonut/: TRUE STORIES? FAMOUS JOKES? HUMOR COOP?
Rehan January 18 2000 (dorks)
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~rjafery/: Apparently he can only COMMUNICATE through SONG.
Rob January 09 2000 (dorks)
http://www.happydork.com/: Uh, YEAH.
Paul December 30 1999 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/il/therock2/: His favorite possessions are his BIBLE and his TIES.
Saeid December 26 1999 (dorks)
http://www.hobot.com/: He needed to URGENTLY talk to the DALAI LAMA.
Allen December 26 1999 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Bridge/1881/index.html: Filled with LOTS of YAPPY BORINGNESS.
Joder December 26 1999 (dorks)
http://drink.to/slow_people: Yep, GRADE A.
Dave December 19 1999 (dorks)
http://www.stanford.edu/~daric/: All about HIM and SPIRITUAL GROWTH and NAUSEA.
Thomas December 19 1999 (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~Dogboy_/: Another WRITER.
Chris December 03 1999 (dorks)
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~cemerson/: He likes to HUG HUGGY PEOPLE.
Malcolm December 03 1999 (dorks)
http://www.towerofbabel.com/splashingheart/introduction/: An EVOLVING CORNUCOPIA.
James & Jeff November 28 1999 (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~guyscamera/: Please WAKE UP to the fact that neither of you will ever be MODELS.
Josh November 28 1999 (dorks)
http://clairecords.com/josh/: He's sure ON about GETTING DUMPED or SOMETHING.
Victor November 20 1999 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/victordonaho/: Well, at least he apparently KNOWS it.
Carl November 12 1999 (dorks)
http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/: What IS it with people and putting their PERSONAL DIARIES up on the WEB?
"United Losers" November 12 1999 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/unitedlosers/: Well, at least they're ADMITTING it.
Wesley October 26 1999 (dorks)
http://cechg.freeservers.com/: UM. OKAY.
"Fray" October 17 1999 (dorks)
http://www.fray.org/: FRAY is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
? October 17 1999 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/mb/bergalater/: At THAT AGE I suppose those kinds of JOKES are HILARIOUS.
"Timo" September 01 1999 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ri/timbo/: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Barny July 14 1999 (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/barny/: YES, YES, you have the SAME NAME as a BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR that ENTERTAINS KIDS. We GET IT already.
Jeremy June 23 1999 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Grounds/5904/: He'll be PROUD of his friends WHATEVER THEY DO.
Brad May 31 1999 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Exhibit/9107/: ANGSTY, COUNTERCULTURE, and ANNOYING, all wrapped up in one.
Brad May 31 1999 (dorks)
http://www.bradfitz.com/: Thanks for letting us see your ITINERARY.
Sam May 08 1999 (dorks)
http://www.shamema.com/: Complete UNENDING CRAP.
"SirTrench" April 27 1999 (dorks)
http://www.trenchcoat.com/: CRAM IT.
Bill April 19 1999 (dorks)
http://www.billslater.com/: Could he POSSIBLY have a more TOUCHY-FEELY introduction?
Bryant April 19 1999 (dorks)
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bryantwu/: Check out his FREAKISH PICTURES.
Dan & Scott April 19 1999 (dorks)
http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/fate/240/home.htm: They don't call it THE FREAK SHOW for nothing.
Elwood April 19 1999 (dorks)
http://www.iwu.edu/~phawn/: We suppose having the name ELWOOD makes you an AUTOMATIC FAN of THE BLUES BROTHERS.
Curtis April 04 1999 (dorks)
http://www.nevada.edu/~curtis1/html/curtisw.html: You can join his FAN CLUB.
Peter March 31 1999 (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~skoliosis/index.html: You and your BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.
David March 14 1999 (dorks)
http://www.cybercom.net/~david/: Someone reads too many SELF-HELP BOOKS.
Thom March 14 1999 (dorks)
http://www.obsess.com/: Get this through your head: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID LIFE.
Robert January 06 1999 (dorks)
http://come.to/x-rob/: Another RETARD in love with LARA CROFT.
"Wildone" December 13 1998 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Inlet/3573/: AMERICAN FLAGS and CARS and HEARTS.
James November 18 1998 (dorks)
http://www.23x.com/stark/: Where should we BEGIN?
"Brimstone Man" November 04 1998 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4706/: He looks VERY JANE'S ADDICTION. Yeah, THAT'S what he looks like.
Andrew October 31 1998 (dorks)
http://foad.org/asd/profile/index.html: Boo hoo, SHUNNED FOR BEING WHO HE IS.
Jason October 22 1998 (dorks)
http://www.nocturne.org/~jason/: Like we really care what BOOKS YOU PLAN TO READ.
? October 14 1998 (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/8793/: Take the IDIOT test.
Robert October 10 1998 (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~SONNY_B2/index.html: He likes to work with WOOD. Wink, wink.
John July 11 1998 (dorks)
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~jnewton/: What we want to know is WHO rated his site as GOOD?
Mark May 21 1998 (dorks)
http://www.drury.com/: The evolution of a DORK?
Scott April 19 1998 (dorks)
http://anduin.eldar.org/~novac/: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, huh?
"vinylboy" April 12 1998 (dorks)
http://free.prohosting.com/~vinylboy/: Just LAME.

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