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Here are all the 2-L losers.
- Dann
(wannabes)
http://geocities.com/vipersrus2002/dannspage.html -
Here's some SHOUT OUTS for you: Say HI to your WANG.
- Talia
(design)
http://tethomasart.tripod.com/ -
Maybe we should start over with our FIRST WEB DESIGN LESSON: GIF vs. JPEG.
- Juffi & Kefyu
(nerds)
http://www.freewebs.com/jemguild2/ -
Okay, KIDS, want to try again in ENGLISH this time?
- Tanja
(trekkies)
http://www.rings.ch.vu/ -
A Lord of the Rings ... HUMOR page?
- Chenda
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/evofly/ -
Have you ever met a WANNABE FREAK before? Well, NOW you HAVE.
- Molly
(punks)
http://www.expage.com/punky12 -
BRAVO. Clap, clap.
- Vicki
(girls)
http://www.catcatcatpig.tk/ -
You KNOW, we don't think she's from TOKELAU.
- Bartholomew
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html -
Maybe they should change their name to FU the FIND A BETTER WEB DESIGNER.
- Ihokas
(wannabes)
http://ihokas.luumurecordings.com/ -
Another FRUSTRATED MUSICIAN. Like the world isn't OVERPOPULATED with those.
- Bonnie
(journalists)
http://www.empurple.com/ -
Okay, it's called "EMPURPLE." Does that mean related to the process of BRUISING or WHAT?
- ?
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/ianis_stupid/ -
Yeah, that logo SERIOUSLY IMPRESSES.
- "Lungs of a Giant"
(wannabes)
http://www.lungsofagiant.com/ -
They've got a major case of WE-WANT-TO-BE-FAMOUS-MUSICIANS DISEASE. It seems to be SPREADING.
- Jesse
(players)
http://www.hometown.aol.com/limppimp888/mystory.html -
Is th ANIMATING LIGHTNING in the background supposed to tell us anything about YOUR PROSPECTS?
- Leo
(nerds)
http://www.hvcc.edu/~lb355450/ -
CHESS CLUB.
- Tae
(wannabes)
http://home.attbi.com/~seong123/ -
Uh, WHAT?
- Ralph & Darrah
(wannabes)
http://www.guscooks.com/ -
Don't quit your DAY JOBS, guys. Oh, WAIT, maybe you don't HAVE ANY.
- ?
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/iamchesneyhawkes/ -
A wannabe LOOKALIKE for an obscure British early '90s teen idol, who is somewhere between self-delusional and SCARY.
- Shawna
(girls)
http://www.jadedhearts.com/ -
Ending every sentence in YO does not make you COOL.
- Sally & Johnny
(wannabes)
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ -
A Web site to PROVE that BLACK PEOPLE like them! Yes, we're sure it's a JOKE, but STILL.
- Richard
(wannabes)
http://www.hollowedminds.8m.com/ -
Hurray, another BAND!
- "Bluegirl"
(journalists)
http://upsaid.com/bluegirl/ -
She's BLUE !!!!! And has a WEB LOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- "Freak Watchers Textbook"
(freaks)
http://freaks.davezilla.com/ -
Well, it certainly DELIVERS as PROMISED.
- Al
(nerds)
http://www.iamawolf.com/ -
It's a self-styled PORNOGRAPHER trying to do a NON-PORN site. Well, ALL RIGHTY.
- Ralf
(journalists)
http://nyman.sphosting.com/ -
He doesn't COLLECT INFO or SEND SPAM. Well, GOOD.
- Amy
(girls)
http://www.prising.com/ -
They're a WILD BAND!
- Chris
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/chopkinsca/story.html -
He writes STORIES.
- Claire & Lu
(trekkies)
http://uk.geocities.com/space_monkeysg1/ -
Well, at least they're HONEST about their INFATUATION.
- ?
(nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/ky3/zatakist/ -
Three words: HAPPENING FEMALE MONKEY.
- Brandon
(punks)
http://six-am.org/ -
Oh YEAH! Look at him ROCK OUT!
- Samia
(girls)
http://www.queenofarabia.netfirms.com/ -
A paranoid BLOGGER. What more could you ASK FOR?
- "Ravzilla"
(wannabes)
http://www.ravzilla.co.uk/ -
UP the NUTS.
- Tiffany
(hobbyists)
http://fights.fun.to/ -
It's the FIGHT ROOM! The first rule of FIGHT ROOM is: No one goes to FIGHT ROOM.
- Stephanie
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/rock_star_steph/wheatbreadandberries -
She's in an IMAGINARY ROCK BAND.
- Logan
(nerds)
http://www.loganworld.com/ -
It doesn't have anything to do with LOGAN'S RUN, but we like to PRETEND it does.
- Chasity
(wannabes)
http://chasity.isamodel.com/ -
She's a MODEL? Of WHAT? P.S. It's spelled CHASTITY.
- "Grazer"
(dorks)
http://www.grazer.org/ -
Better LIVING through planned GLOBAL THINKING!
- Ben & Stephanie
(couples)
http://www.benandstephanie.com/ -
This planet needs MORE PICTURES.
- Lauren
(punks)
http://www.expage.com/owhatapage -
TURTLE TURTLE?
- Kristin
(design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/oddling/ -
Less COLOR, more CONTENT.
- Mike
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/imoff2college/ -
COLLEGE something something SCHOOL blah blah CAPTAIN'S LOG.
- Ed
(punks)
http://www.eddiewillson.freewebspace.com/ -
He GREW UP PUNK.
- Bob & Dave
(dorks)
http://theozonecow.cjb.net/ -
A page about two fictional CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHORS. OKAY.
- Brian
(wannabes)
http://nowhereatall.virtualave.net/resume1.html -
This is the most BIZARRE, RAMBLING RESUME we've ever SEEN.
- ?
(trekkies)
http://www.studiocreations.com/stormtrooper/main.shtml -
Yes, YOU can have your very own STORMTROOPER COSTUME.
- Michael
(wannabes)
http://www.cytex.com/go/mbparker/ -
This guy is SERIOUSLY COOL.
- Dave
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/daves_mcd/ -
Want to check out his MOVIE REVIEWS?
- Jurgen
(hobbyists)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdvlugt/index.html -
Clearly he has HOBBIES, but it's so DISORGANIZED we can't tell what they ARE.
- Mieke
(girls)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~lwe/ -
All about her IDEAS and movie/book REVIEWS.
- Sean
(journalists)
http://synclog.net/ -
HIGH SCHOOL kids and their LIVES.
- Krista
(dorks)
http://www.gurlpages.com/punkasspixie16/index.html -
What is this, some kind of TEENAGE STATUS REPORT? You're going to be WRITING those for the REST of your LIFE, don't START EARLY.
- Franklin
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/f_int/ -
The WEB is his NEW TOY.
- Beto
(nerds)
http://ollin.net/ -
What is he, a TAGGING NERD or what?
- Tom
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/slightlypissed/ -
Fake CHURCHES, yay!
- Becky
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/music2/friskin/ -
She's not WELL.
- John
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/indie/mccyrus/ -
He's a MUSICIAN.
- ?
(groupies)
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm -
JESUS sure went COMMERCIAL.
- Bianca
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/gothique_miss/ -
Points for extra use of the word TWITCH.
- Cass
(journalists)
http://www.mini.iwarp.com/index2.html -
ANIME. Enough SAID.
- Phil
(trekkies)
http://zab.wiredweirdness.com/ -
SHIP'S LOG !!!!!!!!!!
- "Imperial Hearts"
(wannabes)
http://imperialhearts.cjb.net/ -
It's an ONLINE COMMUNITY!
- Leah
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/ifeelreallyfuctup/oyea.html -
She's not a LOSER or anything, IS SHE?
- Chris
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/americanzeroxv/index2.html -
YIN YANG and VIDEO GAMES.
- Adam
(wannabes)
http://www.monkeystyle.net/ -
Hurray, ANOTHER comic.
- Falbe
(freaks)
http://www.spandexmoose.com/ -
We don't have to go any further than the TITLE.
- "Dessy Snitch"
(wannabes)
http://www.wsu.edu/~roubinet/ -
Yay, another LOCAL BAND.
- Brian
(wannabes)
http://geocities.com/theunemployedmusic/ -
A band called THE UNEMPLOYED. How PROPHETIC.
- Scott
(design)
http://www.mercurous.net/scott/ -
Yay, we're navigating by TOTALLY MEANINGLESS PICTURES!
- Adam
(wannabes)
http://www.adamwalsh.20m.com/ -
He's a PHOTOGRAPHER! Hurk.
- ?
(hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/cheezieworld/ -
She LIKES, um, STUFFED ANIMALS.
- Tristan
(players)
http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/ -
May we suggest ANOTHER reason might be the fact that you'd ACTUALLY put up such a page in the FIRST place?
- David
(nerds)
http://members.cox.net/grundage/ -
David's HARD AT WORK doing WEB DESIGN. Keep it UP.
- Sunny
(girls)
http://sunsetblaze.net/ -
A GIRL with her WEB CAM. Need we say MORE?
- Lisa
(girls)
http://www.castagno.com/notquitepunk/ -
PUNK ROCK. NERD. Discuss.
- Pamela
(journalists)
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=BigSister -
BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Josh
(journalists)
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=JoshClogston -
Anther WINNER, casting out his LIFE to the WORLD.
- Beth
(journalists)
http://never-ever.net/beth/ -
After a WHILE, they all start looking the SAME.
- Ben, Tom, & Kenny
(wannabes)
http://www.alltooflat.com/ -
EARTH to GUYS. EARTH to GUYS. You're not FUNNY.
- BJ
(journalists)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure972/ -
In SO MANY WAYS, sir, we DON'T want to KNOW.
- ?
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/miserableirishbastard/ -
He's a MISERABLE and SAD man. KUDOS.
- Per
(freaks)
http://www.acc.umu.se/~isegrim/ -
WHAT THE
- Dylan
(nerds)
http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/index.html -
He's, like, a PROGRAMMER and stuff.
- Amber & Eric
(couples)
http://www.amber-and-eric.com/ -
Falling in LOVE, wedding PLANS, and JAVASCRIPT GAMES. What more could you ASK for?
- Laura
(hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/pikab2001/ -
HONEY, don't you think you're a LITTLE OLD for POKEMON?
- "Paydra"
(girls)
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=paydra -
SISTER FRIEND needs some CLOTHES.
- Nikki
(groupies)
http://www.bearkatnikki.com/ -
She likes the CINCINNATI BEARCATS a little TOO MUCH, if you CATCH our DRIFT.
- Kris
(girls)
http://reina.simplenecessity.com/ -
A DAYS OF OUR LIVES fan. Enough SAID.
- Arnob
(wannabes)
http://robocop_ca.tripod.com/ -
Check out his SOUND SAMPLES! FURP.
- Christopher
(design)
http://www.expage.com/christopherchristensen -
BRIGHT red and SKY BLUE. HURRAY.
- Ben & Jennie
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/ben_jennie/ -
The STORY of how they MET over the INTERNET and finally got MARRIED. GREAT.
- Tom
(wannabes)
http://lonely_losers_club.tripod.com/lonelylosersclub/ -
Yay, another LOSERS site.
- ?
(punks)
http://bogeyon.cjb.net/ -
We give it a D.
- Justin
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/latchkey_99/ -
POETRY and TIME WASTING stories.
- Stephen
(nerds)
http://www.csn.ul.ie/~diamond/ -
Look at all the SOFTWARE he's WRITTEN!
- Christopher
(design)
http://www.mediabasement.com/mediabasement/ -
Don't you think you're OVERDOING it a bit, BUB? It's just a PAGE.
- Marc
(journalists)
http://coder.ca/ -
What an EXCITING LIFE he LEADS.
- Pele
(girls)
http://www.mentaltoilet.com/ -
MENTAL TOILET is a pretty APT CHOICE.
- Cain
(journalists)
http://kingoftheselkies.tripod.com/ -
We mean, REALLY. What kind of LOSER nominates HIMSELF?
- Cheryl
(girls)
http://members.tripod.com/mama_cat/ -
CATS CATS CATS CATS (and so on).
- Adam
(punks)
http://www.matmice.com/home/funkymunky/ -
BLINK 182, JAPANESE ANIMATION, what MORE could you ASK for?
- "Mongz"
(dorks)
http://www.asl.to/TheMongz -
YAPPITUDINAL.
- Magnus
(girls)
http://magnus.tarnish.net/ -
Her page is CONSTANTLY UPDATED. Too bad there isn't much to SHOW for it.
- Jolene
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/emotionalcage/main.html -
You're not NUTS when you talk to INAMINATE OBJECTS. You're NUTS when they TALK BACK.
- ?
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/cynical_charlatan/ -
We give them a D MINUS.
- Jager
(groupies)
http://www.rammstein.ws -
FIRED
- Adam
(wannabes)
http://www.optimistic.freehomepage.com/ -
He's going to be a FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER!
- ?
(journalists)
http://loveyourhalley.gq.nu/ -
HALLEY?
- Woody
(wannabes)
http://stewartstransport.bendigo.net.au/Andrew/ -
All together now: LGLHUGALHGALHUGAHLUGALHUGALHGA
- Lisa
(wannabes)
http://welcome.to/mylilworld -
She built a HOMEPAGE. Well, DUH.
- Dusty
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/xphyl42/ -
CHERRY POPPIN' DADDIES. Enough SAID.
- "Texlee"
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/texleespice/ -
FAAAAAAAAAAAAART
- "Ace"
(journalists)
http://www.aceentrance.net/ -
AS IF.
- Rafael
(wannabes)
http://www.livinforever.8m.com/ -
We can LIVE FOREVER!
- Jason
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html -
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewering this PAGE has been known to cause BLINDNESS, NAUSEA, and BIRTH DEFECTS.
- Malloreigh
(goths)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/malloreigh/ -
That is BY FAR the DUMBEST SPELLING of THAT NAME we've ever had the pleasure of SEEING.
- Catherine
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/catherinemorandiportal/ -
HURRRRRRR SHE'S INTO DISCIPLINE
- Betsy
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/skreamingdaiseys/dorkyloser.html -
She's the FOUNDING (and SOLE) member of the DORKY LOSERS KLUB.
- Jo
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/greenliberal/ -
TOMB RAIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1414 2556879
- Sarah
(freaks)
http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysMainPage/ -
We're in her DOMAIN now.
- Hayley
(journalists)
http://myhayley.com/ -
A girl with a WEB CAM. And TAN LINES. No, not THOSE.
- Matt
(rednecks)
http://linear-t.net/ -
We give it a C.
- Heather
(girls)
http://www.mercurous.net/heatheriffic/ -
Her name is HEATHER! HEATHERIFFIC! HEATHER? HEATHERIFFIC? GET IT? Can we BEAT IT INTO YOUR HEAD anymore?
- Kelli
(girls)
http://www.fishtop.com/ -
BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER!
- "Tilly"
(design)
http://calypso.spaceports.com/~starla/mainish.htm -
Here's an OLD FAVORITE: "TILLYMONSTER."
- Tiffany
(girls)
http://life.remember.to/ -
She's a MUSIC STATION. Or she THINKS she is.
- Melinda
(girls)
http://melsbasketcase.tripod.com/ -
She hears VOICES. MELINDA, your PARENTS' voices do not COUNT.
- Jared
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/42/ -
We give him a B for BORING.
- "Chasity"
(girls)
http://chasity.diaryland.com/ -
We JUST DON'T KNOW.
- "Aggro"
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/aggrop/ -
How PUNKY can he be with a LEAPING KITTEN?
- "Ale'"
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/dawnisthedarkesthour/ -
BO-RING.
- ?
(players)
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/48/radies_man.html -
Okay, this HAS to be a JOKE.
- Anna
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/ruubysoho/enter.html -
An UNHEALTHY INTEREST in FLYING.
- ?
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/asaindrummajor/ -
What the HELL?
- Nina
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/absolute_imperfection/ -
We vote NO.
- Katey
(wannabes)
http://www.envy.nu/notastar/ -
ARGLE BARGLE.
- Alysia
(journalists)
http://journal.diary-x.com/ -
She couldn't even come up with an original JOURNAL name.
- Caitlin
(journalists)
http://band-aid.diary-x.com/ -
ZUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Kevin
(punks)
http://www.unitedfrontwebzine.com/ -
It's a ZINE!
- Zach
(dorks)
http://zworld.8m.com/ -
MUMUMUMUUUNUNUNUUUNNUUMNUNMUNMUMNUMNUNMUN
- Sherri
(dorks)
http://HomePages.address.com/starnermy777/HomePage.html -
On the CONTRARY, bub. You ARE funny. You just DON'T realize WHY.
- Rachel
(girls)
http://crafty_diva.tripod.com/me/ -
A female AUSTIN POWERS? That can't be GOOD.
- Andreas
(freaks)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~arews/ -
POETRY! MUSIC! BORINGOSITY!
- Jordan
(dorks)
http://www.iwu.edu/~jault/ -
If we had a RETARDED award, we'd USE it.
- Jennifer
(design)
http://winja.scribble.nu/ -
Why do people think that EVERY "CLEVER" Web page has to start with a set of DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS?
- Britt
(journalists)
http://sellout.diary-x.com/ -
More CRAPPITUDE.
- "Mercury"
(goths)
http://www.mercurous.net/ -
She has a DARK SOUL no doubt. Wasn't MERCURY a GUY, anyway?
- David
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/chibi_perdita/ -
HONK. (We like being OPAQUE sometimes.)
- ?
(nerds)
http://frurkel.diaryland.com/ -
DELI CHICK?
- Nick
(nerds)
http://www.ihatetomatoes.com/ -
He made a WISHLIST at AMAZON! Let's all GIVE him a HAND.
- Tom
(trekkies)
http://community-2.webtv.net/TOMN64/ -
He likes SCIENCE FICTION. Can't even spell BABYLON, for that matter.
- Rick
(dorks)
http://www.yansa.net/rick/index.html -
SWELL.
- Bilal
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/bilal786bilal/ -
A real STINKER. (HIS words, not OURS.)
- Shelly
(freaks)
http://www.mahabunny.cjb.net/ -
BUNNIES and ORANGE TIC-TACs. Just CONFUSING.
- "Trip"
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/trip_81/ -
We DUB thee SIR DORKSALOT.
- ?
(girls)
http://www.envy.nu/phlegm/ -
Nice DRAWINGS, there.
- Hallenbeck
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/someoneseesyou/ -
Poetry: Uh, OKAY. Harp music: WHAT?
- Pammie
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/pammie420/ -
Pammie likes FRAMES. LOTS of little FRAMES.
- ?
(girls)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~purpleprimate/ -
Another WEBCAM and JOURNAL. GREAT.
- Tiffany
(hobbyists)
http://geocities.com/tiffanyonyemaobi/ -
She likes MUSIC. YEAH.
- Jim
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/weeza666/ -
He's REALY, REALLY trying. REALLY.
- Katie
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8007/ -
It's JUST a TV SHOW, folks. It's even a CRAPPY one.
- ?
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/daavos -
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Gordon
(design)
http://www.whoreallycares.com/ -
You may note that the DOMAIN NAME starts with WHORE.
- Jurgen
(hobbyists)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~vdvlugt/index.html -
It's SNOWING!
- "Auraj"
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/auraj/aurabohemian.html -
Hurray for EVERYTHING.
- Becca
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html -
GREAT. LOVELY.
- ?
(punks)
http://slinkie.cjb.net/ -
It's a PUNK BAND! BONK HONK WHO CARES
- Ben
(punks)
http://lsm.tux.nu/ -
SKATERS! DUDE!
- ?
(hobbyists)
http://www.exoticplants.org.uk/ -
He likes SEEDS. FUNNY seeds.
- "United Phone Losers"
(nerds)
http://www.phonelosers.net/ -
TELEPHONE FRAUD!
- "Ave"
(nerds)
http://www.users.qwest.net/~secretmage/ -
Nothing BETTER to do INDEED.
- Tae
(wannabes)
http://backinblack.4t.com/ -
CRAPPLES.
- "Crimson"
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/crimson_k/ -
A wannabe NON-CONFORMIST who's just a SNOOZER.
- Kenneth
(trekkies)
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/picard/36/ -
STAR TREK: complete CRAP. What ELSE.
- Onna
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/whatthefuck/ -
Oh, SHUT UP.
- James
(hobbyists)
http://www.kiny.cjb.net/ -
DERBIES?
- Lauren
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/lenore_x/ -
FAN FICTION. Plus, we can learn about her RELIGION.
- Eddie
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/nd/bedpaneddie/ -
Yeah, WHATEVER, Eddie.
- Meghan
(journalists)
http://www.liquid2k.com/excesslight/ -
A GIRL and her WRITING.
- Jack
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/hairy_airplane_2000/ -
He wants IN!
- "Skunk"
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/furrieloserkid/ -
NO, he's not a LOSER, is he?
- Trevor
(punks)
http://www.fantasyanimal.co.uk/ -
An IMAGINARY FOX?
- Rivka
(design)
http://rivkasmerrybunchofcrap.homestead.com/index.html -
BLEAH.
- Catherine
(journalists)
http://www.extricate.nu/ -
DARE TO DREAM
- Wesley
(journalists)
http://stackedactor.diaryland.com/ -
THANKS for the MEMORIES.
- ?
(girls)
http://www.greenfairy.net/ -
Why do all these ARTSY sites look the SAME BORING WAY?
- "Davo"
(rednecks)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/loserdave/ -
Okay. It's a page about CAMAROS. We really don't need to go any FURTHER.
- Jim
(rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/jimontheatv/ -
OFFROAD/RACING! WHOO HOOOOO, KEGGER!
- Leo
(dorks)
http://briss.tripod.com/ -
He's SUPERMAN, or something.
- "T"
(dorks)
http://nrub.virtue.nu/ -
WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB
- ?
(freaks)
http://www.total.net/~fishnet/ -
WHAT?
- JB
(rednecks)
http://www.mindspring.com/~carolandjimcook/ -
Yeah, tell the whole WORLD about it.
- Jody
(nerds)
http://home.midsouth.rr.com/linuxmonkey/ -
DURFFFFFFFF FARTING
- ?
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/webmeyster/ -
GLHAGHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGALHGALH
- "Memnoch"
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/paris/louvre/6145/ -
DAVID BOWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Ben
(design)
http://www.never-ever.net/index.html -
Someone shouldn't be let near CRAYONS.
- "Danger Girl"
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/dangergirl_555/ -
A GLUE SNIFFER?
- Ed
(hobbyists)
http://www.tlmp.org/ -
His alias is "WEEDMAN." Guess what he wants LEGALIZED?
- Brian
(punks)
http://geocities.com/ovrmdkt/ -
We color this LAME.
- Rebecca
(girls)
http://www.virtue.nu/dragonflames/rebecca/frames.html -
DRAGON FLAMES.
- "Korian"
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/korian/ -
Another SORRY EXCUSE for a PILE OF PROTOPLASM.
- ?
(groupies)
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/piano/204/ -
GOO GOO DOLLS.
- Carol
(girls)
http://web2.airmail.net/kemp/freebird.htm -
Put some CLOTHES on.
- Talal
(hobbyists)
http://www.talal.com/ -
The ULTIMATE FUN PAGE with ... GARFIELD!
- ?
(groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/myband/orgysmansion/istpage.html -
They obviously make good ROLE MODELS.
- Michael
(wannabes)
http://www.kittyfeet.com/ -
Nice TEETH.
- Dylan
(wannabes)
http://www.clientandserver.com/ -
Say WHAT?
- Nathan
(wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/spiffguysworldofwonder -
It's the music Web site OF THE FUTURE!
- Jodi
(girls)
http://www.jodizone.com/ -
A GIRL and her WEB CAM. ANOTHER one.
- Rob
(hobbyists)
http://www.alphalink.com.au/~yoda/ -
A fan of AVIATION, you say?
- Darren
(players)
http://www.girlswithglasses.com/ -
GIRLS with GLASSES?
- Holly
(design)
http://www.geekcore.net/ -
SQUINTING ... SQUINTING ... clicking the BACK BUTTON ...
- "Stone"
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/sabang261/realwebsite.htm -
EARTH to STONE: No one CARES.
- John
(nerds)
http://members.tripod.com/foxs_den/index.html -
He's STAR FOX!
- Tommy
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/russiantank/ -
When we read PIPEHITTERS, we thought something else TOO. At least that would have been FUNNY.
- Keith
(groupies)
http://www.subtrivial.com/keeterman/index.html -
It's yet another WEIRD "AL" FAN. How come bunches of them have WEB SITES, but we've never actually MET ONE in REAL LIFE?
- Melissa
(girls)
http://www.redrival.com/divinity/melissa.html -
TEAM CELINE!
- Kim
(girls)
http://expage.com/page/saphire13 -
ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Benjamin
(wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/moesownpage -
Well, that's EXCELLENT.
- "Stolen Goods"
(punks)
http://www.sgpunk.cjb.net/ -
YAY, a PUNK BAND.
- Matthew
(dorks)
http://www.banwell.com/ -
Hi, MATTHEW.
- "Globetwatter"
(journalists)
http://globetwatter.diaryland.com/ -
BLAH, a long pause, followed by more BLAH.
- Meisje
(groupies)
http://daddyworld.tripod.com/ -
DADDYWORLD?
- Alexus
(girls)
http://www.gurlpages.com/trendy_grrrl420/ -
Yes, ALEXUS, people who WORSHIP SATAN sure ARE neat!
- Steven
(goths)
http://www.toronto-goth.com/ -
He's a TORONTO GOTH!
- Rhonda
(freaks)
http://rhondaschonle.cjb.net/ -
We don't usually call these people CRAZY but this one FITS THE BILL.
- Karim
(groupies)
http://www.purplenet.freeserve.co.uk/ -
He likes PURPLE and BANDS. LOTS.
- "Hunter"
(players)
http://hometown.aol.com/deep9foru/myhomepage/profile.html -
We're sure he's got them BEATING down his door.
- "Em"
(girls)
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/diviner0se/myhomepage/ -
Nice PICTURE. Not enough METAL in her FACE, though.
- Aymie
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/howyadouchin/ -
BRAVO.
- Chuck
(hobbyists)
http://www.solidstatedesign.com/chuckl/ -
Chuck has an ONLINE NOVEL and a KNOWLEDGE of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
- "Celestial"
(journalists)
http://celestial521.diaryland.com/ -
Nice ALIAS.
- Davio
(wannabes)
http://home.freeuk.net/davio/ -
Number one SWINGERS page?
- "Curi"
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/curiosityv/ -
NEED more MAKEUP.
- Andy
(design)
http://www.andy4laura.com/ -
TOILET.
- Jeff
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ma/jhvideo/ -
MUSIC and INDEPENDENT FILM productions!
- Tae
(wannabes)
http://backinblack.4t.com/ -
LAME it IS.
- Vlad
(goths)
http://i.am/vladdamien -
YAP.
- Henry
(hobbyists)
http://www.henrylim.org/index.html -
Check out those LEGO SCULPTURES ...
- Rosie
(wannabes)
http://www.sudval.org/~koalapnk/ -
Someone needs to have their TEMPERATURE TAKEN.
- Cliff
(wannabes)
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm -
Cliff HATES YOU.
- Ilya
(greenies)
http://www.geocities.com/drr0cket/ -
We looked this one over and all we could come up with was: HUH?
- Joe
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/omnijoe/ -
Nice POETRY and JOURNAL, bub.
- Don
(rednecks)
http://www.surleymurph.com/ -
REDNECK REPORTS, eh?
- Riki
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/6208/ -
Yes, everyone wants to hear your OPINIONS.
- Fred
(rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Shores/4298/ -
He's a FARMER.
- Martyn
(players)
http://quarryking.tripod.com/ -
Um. OKAY.
- Laura
(girls)
http://www.oneangrygirl.com/ -
She's an ANGRY GIRL.
- Barb
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/~silver/ -
GAAAAAK.
- Lianna
(couples)
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/geisha/babyboy.html -
They're going to let STRANGERS pick their child's MIDDLE NAME?
- Dan
(journalists)
http://www.flutterby.com/ -
Glad we could get the PLAY-BY-PLAY on this guy's LIFE.
- Matt
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/downrun/ -
Another GUY who thinks WE CARE.
- Allison
(groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/ -
And yet ANOTHER Weird "Al" page. What IS it with these people?
- Tanya
(girls)
http://www.expage.com/morbidgirl69 -
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- Elle
(girls)
http://www.stripperpower.com/ -
STRIPPER POWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Evienne
(girls)
http://xoxo.angstlust.com/ -
ANGST, TEENS, etc.
- Chris & Todd
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1816/ -
They like TWINKIES. Well, at LEAST it's obvious they're JOKING ...
- Elisabeth
(hobbyists)
http://www.butterflytattoos.com/ -
BUTTERFLY TATTOOS?
- Mike & Shawna
(couples)
http://www.insanity-inc.org/homepage/ -
Um. YEAH.
- Emily & Mike
(couples)
http://www.ourbeautifullove.com/ -
Yay, another SYRUPY Web site.
- "Anticlockwise"
(freaks)
http://www.kemernet.com/oz/ -
Can't make HEADS or TAILS Of this one.
- Beverley
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/MethosFever/ -
She has METHOS FEVER? Umm. OKAY.
- "Scary Guy"
(wannabes)
http://www.thescaryguy.com/ -
Good for HIM.
- Abby
(girls)
http://www.spiralgoddess.com/ -
She's a GODDESS or SOMESUCH.
- Aaron & Max
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/absolutmax/picture2.html -
Let's hear it for HIPPIES!
- David
(hobbyists)
http://www.bridgemeister.com/ -
Bridges. Bridges. BRIDGES.
- Linsday
(journalists)
http://lindsee.tripod.com/ -
Nice CHOICE OF COLORS.
- Cory
(punks)
http://crash.to/kijima -
Cory's another ANIME FREAK.
- "Bathtub Girl"
(girls)
http://www.bathtubgirl.com/ -
Uh HUH.
- Erin
(girls)
http://members.tripod.com/quitit/ -
Um. OKAY.
- Philip
(trekkies)
http://www.philipveale.com/ -
He likes STAR WARS.
- Lucy
(greenies)
http://lucy18.tripod.com/ -
PURE PEBBLES?
- Andrew
(dorks)
http://discoking.cjb.net/ -
DISCO?
- Anthony
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/wv/gothpunk/ -
He loves SATAN.
- Reneé
(goths)
http://thelastwonkabar.friendpages.com/ -
WONDERFUL.
- Beverly & Jamie
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/1764/ -
LOVELY.
- Tracy
(journalists)
http://weblog.katgyrl.com/ -
BLAH BLAH BLAH yap yap BLAH BLAH BLAH.
- F.M.
(groupies)
http://angelfire.com/rock/fearhispenis/ -
He worships Rob WHO?
- Waldo
(wannabes)
http://waldo169.8m.com/ -
YAP YAP YAP.
- Britanny
(girls)
http://www.expage.com/page/britanny2000 -
Looks like OUR LITTLE FRIEND has some HANGUPS about BARBIE DOLLS ...
- Carol
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/exploring_citr/ -
Look! It's "CAROL"!
- Steve
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/steve_n2xrm/ -
A SITE for LOSERS.
- Chris
(goths)
http://www.rageman.com/ -
SAD. Just SAD.
- Mike
(freaks)
http://moomoothechimp.webjump.com/ -
He has an IMAGINARY pet MONKEY?
- Angel
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/ny/angelmiette/ -
A CHRISTIAN GOTH? WHAT THE ...
- "Gizmokid"
(design)
http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/raytrace/996/ -
Now THAT'S design.
- H.J.
(journalists)
http://atom.man.tripod.com/ -
Yet another POOR SOUL who figures that WE CARE.
- Keri
(wannabes)
http://pages.ivillage.com/misc/kerifletcher/ -
Well, she SURE doesn't have SELF ESTEEM problems ...
- "Frolic"
(wannabes)
http://www.anabolic-frolic.com/ -
He's a HARDCORE DJ! Uh HUH.
- Tina
(rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/3920/index.html -
She SINGS at a WALMART.
- "Skullhead"
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/mrskullhead75/ -
BLUH DUH FUH
- Michele
(girls)
http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/michele/ -
Her online PORTFOLIO!
- Rebekah
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/4653/home.html -
Welcome to YAPFEST 2000.
- "Tigger"
(dorks)
http://www.internettrash.com/users/tigger/ -
A WEB CAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Phil
(freaks)
http://members.aol.com/phil666/feet.html -
Let's HEAR IT for FOOT FETISHISTS.
- Greg
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/yummyplastic/ -
Yeah, WHATEVER, bub.
- April
(journalists)
http://www.webpixie.com/ -
GOOD LORD.
- Jen
(journalists)
http://urbane.cjb.net/ -
GAKKKKKK
- Jason
(journalists)
http://www.happyscrappy.com/ -
Uh. Okay.
- Daniel
(players)
http://home.netvigator.com/~jtcau/main.htm -
This GUY actually has a LIST of all the GIRLS he's had RELATIONS with! Hurf.
- "Eira"
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/5075/ -
She writes POETRY.
- "Piccolo"
(goths)
http://iampiccolo.8k.com/ -
It SUCKS, all right.
- Sarah
(journalists)
http://tasty-pirate.org/ -
What is a TASTY PIRATE? More IMPORTANTLY, do we REALLY want to KNOW?
- "Lynchpuppy"
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/lynchpuppy/ -
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- "Greycat"
(girls)
http://www.pretention.net/ -
SOMETHING SOMETHING moon SOMETHING SOMETHING
- "Wiplash"
(girls)
http://www.themistresswhiplash.com/ -
HAHAHAHA
- Mikael
(dorks)
http://w1.456.telia.com/~u45603950/index.html -
He likes KIDS and POEMS and TAKING PICTURES WITH FISH.
- Brendan
(design)
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/guam/928/ -
Could you use MORE TABLES?
- Alvin
(punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/in2/PlayboyThuG/ -
HAHAHAHAHA
- "Mr. Dinklepuss"
(freaks)
http://come.to/dinklepuss -
WHAT THE
- Justin
(journalists)
http://www.justinslife.com/ -
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
- ?
(groupies)
http://www.ihatestarwars.com/ -
An ANTI-GROUPIE -- someone who hates STAR WARS. A LOT.
- Michelle
(groupies)
http://members.tripod.com/~rcassidypage/index.html -
The best she can do is a CASSIDY, and the LEAST FAMOUS ONE at that.
- Jordanna
(groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/skatinghaven/ -
She likes SKATING.
- ?
(wannabes)
http://www.yankthechain.com/ -
LAME.
- "Potheads"
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/potheads_666/ -
Another GAGGLE of DOPE-SMOKING WANNABES.
- Josh, Mike, & Dave
(wannabes)
http://joshmikedave.tripod.com/homepage.html -
The WORLD of DUMBASSES.
- Amtgard
(dorks)
http://www.amtgard.com/ -
They like playing GAMES. A LOT.
- TJ
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/athletesbane/filet.html -
WUP WAH.
- Elisabeth
(hobbyists)
http://www.misselisabeth.com/ -
We were WITH HER up to the point where she PARADED her pictures of ROADKILL ...
- Jeanie
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2197/ -
That's the BEST she can DO? What happened to AIMING HIGH?
- Jonelin
(punks)
http://blar.org/ -
Is there a WARRANTY on this one? ANYTHING?
- Aradia
(girls)
http://www.dct.com/~aradia/index.html -
LA FEMME NIKITA, her CAT, and a WITCH! Could you ASK for anything MORE?
- "Sinnocence"
(goths)
http://sinnocence.com/ -
Another GIRL with a CAMERA and a WEB CAM and an ability to BORE.
- Adina
(girls)
http://www8.50megs.com/niceadina/ -
Do you think she'll be FAMOUS?
- Michelle
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ma/HoTsExY2/ -
How come the PHOTO GALLERIES are clearly pictures of DIFFERENT WOMEN?
- John
(trekkies)
http://homepages.pavilion.co.uk/gbwilkes/ -
He plays GAMES a little too MUCH, maybe.
- Sal
(dorks)
http://gunduz.com/ -
Try STIFLING a CHUCKLE. We bet you can't do it.
- Deanna
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/4100/ -
She writes HORROR NOVELS and BLAH.
- Dave
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/8631/ -
Gotta love those GOTHS. They're just so ... HUMOROUS.
- Sarah
(design)
http://come.to/mahwackylilworld -
OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.
- Arnold
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/kewl_geek/ -
He's a "KEWL GEEK!" Yeah, they ALL are.
- Alice
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/alicespalace/ -
She actually WANTED to be listed on LOSERS dot ORG.
- Alistair
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/ffitz_uk/ -
He's an ARTIST, or SOMETHING.
- Jenny
(rednecks)
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/Kowgirl/ -
She calls herself "KOWGIRL." We an pretty much STOP right there.
- Gwyn
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/gwyn_kellarross/ -
Apparently she likes to show off her TITS and make POLITICAL COMMENTARY. What a curious COMBINATION ...
- B.
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ridge/7921/ -
Someone likes GERBILS -- REALLY, REALLY likes them.
- Kayla
(design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/spirit/lanilove/index.html -
Well, that's just EXCELLENT.
- ?
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/amococoa/ -
Hope you didn't NEED your EYES ...
- Kevin
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/polarity13/ -
If this guy ISN'T a nerd, who IS?
- Traci
(nerds)
http://www.hendrix.edu/traci/ -
A table of CLASSES she took this YEAR. Well, EXCELLENT.
- Dennis
(wannabes)
http://www.escape.ca/~valdron/ -
He's a WRITER! Yeah, RIGHT.
- Dave
(wannabes)
http://members.theglobe.com/xl4u/ -
LAME.
- Jenni
(girls)
http://www.jennicam.com/ -
A GIRL and her FOUR YEAR OLD WEB CAM.
- Alison
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/alisons_page_2000/ -
Apparently she's rather FOND of DUCKS.
- "Rhe"
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/3161/ -
A SCIENCE FICTION COOKBOOK? Oh, PLEASE ...
- James
(trekkies)
http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/powelljn/ -
His FIRST WEB SITE? REALLY?
- "Mary"
(goths)
http://www.virtue.nu/myjesusweeps/ -
Oh, PLEASE.
- "Detroit Playas"
(hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/md/bigzenon/ -
They like to get HAMMERED and take pictures of their "SHENANIGANS."
- "Geezer"
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Gorge/2957/ -
This guy looks like a PARTY ANIMAL.
- Howard
(design)
http://www.talk.to/spargo -
WOW.
- Jason
(design)
http://rainy.net/heretic/ -
Well, that's just GRAND.
- Lionel
(nerds)
http://www.apricot.com/~kyousuke/lionelhome.html -
Now THIS guy couldn't be more nerdy if he TRIED.
- Ian
(nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/IanNation/ -
The PINNACLE of BORING.
- "Goggles"
(journalists)
http://scribble.nu/x/?u=goggles&e=2 -
itchhiker's Guide to BOREDOM.
- Lindsay
(journalists)
http://lindsay.diaryland.com/ -
UH. OKAY.
- Mary
(journalists)
http://frwhiskey.diaryland.com/ -
TOURBUSES and TOURGUIDING! Wonderful.
- Randy
(groupies)
http://home.eclipse.net/~rc/ -
It's Randy's AWESOME homepage about his JEEP WRANGLER!
- Todd
(wannabes)
http://www.toddbertrang.com/ -
HAHAHAHA
- Tony
(wannabes)
http://www.hypertony.co.uk/ -
Another GUY who doesn't GET IT.
- Nathan
(wannabes)
http://www.npj.com/ -
WOW, man. He is REALLY BORING.
- Ana
(girls)
http://www.anacam.com/ -
YAY! Let's hear it for WEB CAMS!
- Beckie
(girls)
http://www.beckie.com/ -
Another WEB CAM!
- Naomi
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/naosf/ -
BOTANY?
- Abby
(girls)
http://glitter.net -
We can never TRULY know her!
- Yahni
(dorks)
http://www.yahni.com/ -
Did he misspell YAWNY?
- Raven, TK, & Toll
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com:80/Eureka/Consultant/9089/CPPC.html -
WhatEVER.
- Dave
(nerds)
http://meloser.cjb.net/ -
WHY did he create this site? HE said it, not US.
- Kodi
(nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/eqstuff/ -
Good LORD. Someone likes GAMES.
- Carl
(journalists)
http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/ -
Thanks for the UPDATES on your LIFE, bub.
- "Emlyn"
(journalists)
http://scribble.nu/x/?u=emlyyn&e=1 -
Yay for STORIES about PAST RELATIONSHIPS.
- Geoff
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/zombiri/ -
He's an ACTOR/DIRECTOR/SUPERMODEL!
- "Wanker"
(wannabes)
http://crackhead.shoutweb.net/ -
Someone sure likes the word CRACKHEAD.
- Chris
(wannabes)
http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/ -
When he says STUPID, he means STUPID.
- Joerg
(players)
http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/ -
He likes TALL WOMEN. Do THEY like HIM?
- Jeannette
(girls)
http://home.pacific.net.sg/~lambert/ -
A JOURNAL, and POETRY. Good JOB.
- "Chirstyn"
(girls)
http://www.chirstyn.com/ -
We tried to STIFLE BACK a LAUGH, but couldn't MANAGE.
- "Tehawk"
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/tehawk/ -
BABYLON 5, STAR TREK, it's ALL HERE ...
- Ashleigh
(nerds)
http://welcome.to/ashworld -
It's ASH WORLD!
- Jean-Marie
(freaks)
http://go.to/jeanmarie -
That's just DISTURBING.
- Dave
(journalists)
http://davedash.com/ -
Thanks for the WEB CAM to go along with the JOURNAL.
- Menno-Peter
(groupies)
http://www.fortunecity.com/greenfield/mother/310/mp.html -
KIM WILDE! Uh, YEAH!
- Sarah
(wannabes)
http://freespeech.org/skippy/ -
No one CARES.
- Sung
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/hamitafevoll/ -
Yesterday he learned how to SWEAR.
- Karen
(girls)
http://clix.to/Kazza -
Things she LOVES, things she HATES ...
- ?
(greenies)
http://hello.to/planetdear -
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- David
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6224/ -
A PAGE o' POEMS.
- Megan
(goths)
http://www.freeyellow.com/members6/psycogirl/index.html -
SNOOZE CITY.
- ?
(hobbyists)
http://mindyourownbusiness.com/ -
He thinks he's a COMEDIAN.
- "Gar"
(dorks)
http://homepage.eircom.net/~raindrop/ -
RAINDROP PROCESSES, eh? Uh HUH.
- Richard
(dorks)
http://www.dickeyschmid.com/ -
Fully CATER to our NEEDS? A FAQ about HIMSELF? What is this guy ON?
- "Leviathan"
(goths)
http://members2.easyspace.com/livingdeadgirl/ -
Just LAME.
- Kenny
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/7042/ -
Another TRIBUTE to MEDIOCRITY.
- Paul
(wannabes)
http://www.jhewlett.freeserve.co.uk/ -
The PRACTICAL JOKE WEB SITE! YAWN.
- Nasha
(girls)
http://nasha.cjb.net/ -
Somebody call the BORING POLICE.
- Helen
(design)
http://website.lineone.net/~nelly/ -
Nice COLOR SCHEME, DARLIN'.
- Roger
(players)
http://hometown.aol.com/rodger350/myhomepage/index.html -
He HOPES to SOMEDAY be in a THREESOME.
- Nina
(journalists)
http://minuet.org/ -
LAYOUT inspired by PAINT IT BLACK.
- Jennifer
(girls)
http://members.tripod.com/ovarianscream/ -
Yeah, WHATEVER.
- Cary
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Lights/9180/ -
A DREAMER LOST
- ?
(design)
http://www.khaos.ndirect.co.uk/ -
Do not pass GO. Do not collect ANYTHING.
- Trevor
(journalists)
http://www.disnesquick.faithweb.com -
A big fan of VIDEO GAMES, we see.
- "Fleccy"
(wannabes)
http://www.frl.4mg.com/ -
This guy's PROUD of being LAME, apparently.
- D.J.
(hobbyists)
http://www.troutface.freeserve.co.uk/ -
He likes ANIMALS. A little TOO MUCH, maybe.
- Brian
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/me/blevesque/ -
Hey, DEAD FISH, that's GREAT. Keep TRYING.
- Maya
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/d_f_wallace/radio.html -
Totally INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
- Meil
(nerds)
http://members.tripod.co.uk/Reaper_666/Mech_War/index.html -
A mix of GAMING and PASCAL PROGRAMMING!
- Joe & Dave
(wannabes)
http://www.the-bridge.net/~jpetro24/ -
Q: What is a SIMP? A: No one CARES.
- Jaime
(girls)
http://www.gurlpages.com/me1/club_x/welcome.html -
REALM of the WHAT?
- "Twink"
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/9910/ -
HOLY GOD
- Spencer & Shezmin
(couples)
http://www.spencerandshezmin.freeserve.co.uk/ -
We get the IMPRESSION that if couples couldn't put up their WEDDING PICTURES they'd BURST.
- Brian
(journalists)
http://www.avalon.net/~macke/ -
A DIARY of his DREAMS and NIGHTMARES! How ... QUAINT.
- Ashly
(journalists)
http://concubine.net/ -
Thanks for the UPDATE!
- Chris
(wannabes)
http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/ -
It's STUPID, all right.
- Carl
(wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/agentcarl/ -
He's a SECRET AGENT.
- Kevin
(players)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/1016/special.html -
"FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE"?
- Illy
(girls)
http://str8hard.cjb.net/ -
She LOVES TO LAUGH. We never would have GUESSED.
- Fiona
(goths)
http://gurlpages.com/music/starslut/index.html -
Another TERRIBLY DEEP SOUL.
- Aimee
(design)
http://velvetsky.org/ -
Yeah, that's LOVELY.
- Carrie
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/md/bekewl/index.html -
Yeah, your HOMEPAGE sure is "KEWL."
- Mindy
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pier/3864/ -
Another WINNER.
- Tony
(nerds)
http://www.font.freeserve.co.uk/ -
HOLY
- Paul
(nerds)
http://www.piercefuller.com/paul/ -
He collects OLD COMPUTERS. Need we say MORE?
- Mandy
(wannabes)
http://mamasays.fisticuffs.org/ -
She's so SPECIAL.
- Susan
(girls)
http://www.shaftnet.org/~unicorn/ -
She's a UNICORN!
- Phillip
(nerds)
http://www.fab1.net/ -
Nothing like OLD, CRAPPY science fiction.
- Shayanna
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/6394/ -
Look! A ROLE PLAYER!
- James
(nerds)
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~wadh0300/ -
WHINGE of the WEEK?
- Ventsislav
(wannabes)
http://cilin5.tripod.com/ -
Can't he come up with something ORIGINAL?
- Tom
(wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/page/tomhennessey -
He's OBLIGED to mentioned his FRIENDS.
- Megan
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/pastbeyond/wind.html -
YEESH.
- Adrian
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/leftoverturkey/ -
He's got WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.
- Natalia
(journalists)
http://natalia.diaryland.com/ -
They can't get enough of these DIARIES, we GUESS.
- "Stained Pants"
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/stainedpants/ -
Uh HUH.
- Will
(dorks)
http://members.aol.com/Willstrum/Home1.html -
Somebody PUT A FORK IN HIM. He's DONE.
- Dale
(dorks)
http://www.serve.com/vbreak/ -
His LIFE, his LOVE, our BOREDOM.
- Vahid
(design)
http://www.vahid.co.uk/ -
GEE, that's LOVELY.
- Allen & Melinda
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/7976/ -
Uh, the KIT KAT CLUB? Isn't that the name of a STRIP JOINT?
- Barry & Trish
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/betrothed_m/ -
Are THESE TWO for REAL?
- ?
(journalists)
http://girl.pitas.com/ -
BARF.
- Nathan
(nerds)
http://www.nathany.com/ -
BORING.
- Andrew
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/5651/ -
Nice TRY.
- Steve
(groupies)
http://www.madonnacatalog.com/ -
... And a MADONNA groupie.
- Hayley
(wannabes)
http://www.longsterres.demon.co.uk/stepstohell.htm -
Just SAD, really.
- Mike
(wannabes)
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/j/mjh286/ -
And HALF-ASSED it IS.
- Andru
(wannabes)
http://moxen.virtualave.net/ -
BOREDOM is the right word, ALL RIGHT.
- Leenie
(girls)
http://www2.50megs.com/leenie/ -
Her THOUGHTFUL SPOT?
- Dani
(girls)
http://redrival.com/saturno/midori/ -
HTTP://WE.ARE/NOT_IMPRESSED
- "Jessykuh"
(girls)
http://rejection.cjb.net/ -
YAWN YAWN YAWN LAME YAWN YAWN
- Elisha
(girls)
http://apathy.nu/ -
She's APATHETIC!
- Shawn
(dorks)
http://www.realmsofevil.net/ -
Prepare to LAUGH.
- Richard
(nerds)
http://bannister.org/ -
A SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER of SOFTWARE PROGRAMS?
- Jairus
(journalists)
http://www.restraint.org/ -
BORING.
- Linda
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/4867/sm.html -
A shrine to SAILOR MOON?
- Panama
(wannabes)
http://www.concentric.net/~panama/ -
WIN-NER.
- Andrea
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Residence/7920/index.html -
A DIME a DOZEN.
- ?
(trekkies)
http://www.redrival.com/schlock/the47s.html -
Collecting all the FORTY-SEVENS in STAR TREK? LAAAAAAAAME
- Peter
(dorks)
http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ps38752/ -
A DISNEY FAN with a WEB CAM. That's just GREAT.
- "Sky"
(goths)
http://members.tripod.com/~hollowsoul/ -
Why don't these people realize just how FUNNY they are?
- ?
(design)
http://home.att.net/~wobblies/jump/jump.html -
WARNING: EPILEPTICS should not VIEW THIS PAGE.
- Hazelin & Lee
(couples)
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/hazelee/ -
Not quite enough SYRUP, folks.
- "Balloonist"
(freaks)
http://kaboom.balloonist.com/ -
Guess for ANYTHING you pick, SOMEONE in this DISGUSTING WORLD has to be SEXUALLY ATTRACTED to it ...
- "Junebug"
(journalists)
http://www.crazyboy.net/ -
Hey JUNEBUG, nice DIARY.
- John
(journalists)
http://moron.shutdown.com/ -
It's one ONLINE JOURNAL after another.
- Steev
(groupies)
http://www.twistedrico.com/ -
Well, GOOD FOR YOU.
- Zachary
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ne/zachary/ -
Put some CLOTHES on.
- Thilo
(hobbyists)
http://homepages.tu-darmstadt.de/~st001892/coke.html -
An obsession with COKE CANS?
- Simon
(design)
http://www.expage.com/page/cheesefans -
Uh, OKAY.
- Milke
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/MikeSite/index.html -
Lovely LAYOUT.
- Thomas
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/thomasmorison/ -
Stop trying to make science FUN.
- Justin
(journalists)
http://www.links.net/ -
Another DIARY GUY.
- Ben
(rednecks)
http://www.gentleben.com/index.html -
YEEEEEE HAW!
- Eriol
(dorks)
http://www.eriol.com/ -
Nice BUTTERFLY.
- Mandra
(goths)
http://mandra66.tripod.com/ -
Waiter! A CORK, please.
- Ben
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/nd/jester5670/index.html -
He sure is a fan of SKELETONS and SPIDERS and CREEPY THINGS.
- Jasuka & Kata
(hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/god/index.html -
GOOD LORD.
- Justin
(design)
http://go.to/12ozprophet -
He needs to ERASE THIS and START OVER.
- Chris
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/crappy/ -
Well, at least he admits he's CRAPPY.
- Lindsay
(nerds)
http://offcentre.net/ -
Well, at least she's TRYING.
- Gwen
(groupies)
http://russet.8m.com/index.html -
She HEARTS MACOS!
- Dave
(groupies)
http://defbands.virtualave.net/ -
Your standard BORING MUSIC PAGE.
- Randy
(wannabes)
http://www.darkchylde.com/ -
Uh, YEAH, right.
- Kim
(players)
http://www.angelfire.com/ab/HomeyBros/index2.html -
The HOMEY BROS?
- Kate
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/coffeshine/ -
WHAT
- April
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Gulf/6859/ -
You typical BORING GIRL PAGE.
- Chalph
(dorks)
http://members.aol.com/hulbertx/Monkey.htm -
HOME of the MOON MONKEY?
- Chris
(hobbyists)
http://hrv.isfun.net -
Someone likes his CAR.
- Sean
(design)
http://www.sean.com/ -
Hurray! Let's play the GUESS WHERE TO CLICK game!
- Keith
(journalists)
http://lavender.fortunecity.com/loxwood/561/ -
Yeah, THAT'S IT -- we need to know all about his INTEREST in RADIO by reading his DIARY.
- Jeran-Marie
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jeanmarielauze/ -
WHAT THE
- Jonah
(wannabes)
http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/jonah.html -
He's got the word WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.
- Brigitta
(girls)
http://www.brigitta.net/ -
No STALKING, please?
- Kevin
(hobbyists)
http://www.taiwancomputer.com/user/goddog/index.html-ssi -
ANIME, ANIME, ANIME. Where do these people COME from?
- Larry
(dorks)
http://www.aceshomepage.cjb.net/ -
An EVENTS page?
- Bret
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/drdonut/ -
TRUE STORIES? FAMOUS JOKES? HUMOR COOP?
- Jon
(design)
http://bobthealien.8m.com/ -
Lovely INTRODUCTORY PAGE.
- Clark House
(nerds)
http://www.filthy.org/ -
Apparently we should be IMPRESSED with their ALCOHOL VIOLATIONS and GUY-TO-GIRL RATIO.
- Lucy
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/7414/ -
That's what the world needed -- YET ANOTHER JOURNAL.
- Valerie
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/2111/ -
Obsessed with a CARTOON CHARACTER?
- Matt
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/dasmatt1/matt.html -
He lives in MATTVILLE.
- "G"
(wannabes)
http://my-world.itgo.com/ -
"Don't you hate those useless homepages?"
- Amanda
(punks)
http://www.expage.com/page/AmandasCribFoDaPlayas -
You're WHITE, aren't you, kid?
- "Angry Little Asian Girl"
(girls)
http://angrylittleasiangirl.com/ -
We don't think she's quite ANGSTY enough.
- Mickey
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/lemonshirt/ -
LEMONS?
- Jennifer
(girls)
http://hcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu/~snider/ -
She's a WHAT?
- David
(hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/aquashark/ -
He likes DOOM and WWF GAMES.
- Andy
(design)
http://www.baugh.freeserve.co.uk/ -
More of the SAME.
- Sine & Louis
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/sine77/ -
They're apparently REALLY PROUD about getting MARRIED.
- Tiffanie
(girls)
http://innocence.virtualave.net/ -
Good LORD.
- Rob
(dorks)
http://www.happydork.com/ -
Uh, YEAH.
- Thomas
(design)
http://members.tripod.com/~infinid/ -
HURRAY for THREE-DIMENSIONAL BULLSHIT.
- Perry & Sheila
(couples)
http://www.venusenvy.org/ -
Be sure to check out their WEDDING PAGE.
- Ryan
(nerds)
http://www.xer0.net/ -
Gee, thanks for KEEPING US INFORMED about your COMPUTERS.
- "Juh-Jenn"
(journalists)
http://sn00t.pitas.com/ -
Another DAY, another DIARY.
- Brian
(groupies)
http://members.aol.com/sonicwhammy/main.html -
What's his favorite GROUP, now?
- Van
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/VanConner/ -
If ROCK is a CRIME then he is GUILTY AS CHARGED!
- Shane
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/zipblow/ -
He's a STRONG BELIEVER in SEX.
- Chad
(players)
http://ninezero.978.org/ -
He has LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.
- Leigh
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/pcccheer4leigh/ -
She'a a VERY FUN person to HANG OUT WITH, and has MANY, MANY FRIENDS.
- Anne
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/la/phoenixlight/index.html -
Dedicated to the LEGENDARY KIRBY?
- Paul
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/il/therock2/ -
His favorite possessions are his BIBLE and his TIES.
- Betzman
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/9871/ -
Thanks for the LOVELY BACKGROUNDS.
- Nikki
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/7916/ -
Aren't these ANGSTY GIRLS so CUTE?
- "Mami"
(punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/illNaNa00/ -
Uh oh, GANGSTA GIRL!
- Kathy
(groupies)
http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~katya/ -
She seems to like CHEVY'S.
- "DorkyGurl" & "BunkyGurl"
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/5788/main.html -
Good LORD.
- Brian
(design)
http://www.brian.n3.net/ -
Hey, that's GREAT.
- Brooke
(girls)
http://www.gurlpages.com/other/brooke_lynn/Front.html -
Wish her LUCK.
- Robert
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/tasslehoff_01/ -
He's YODA or something.
- Laura
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4413/ -
IF THOU WILT, prevent THINESELF from LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY at this PAGE.
- Heather
(girls)
http://www.expage.com/page/heathspage14 -
What does she want for CHRISTMAS?
- "Gyroscope"
(nerds)
http://www.gyroscope.iwarp.com/ -
He's a game designer, a singer, AND a floorwax!
- "Zoxsia"
(wannabes)
http://www.internettrash.com/users/spaceslut/index.html -
Aren't you COOL?
- Shane
(players)
http://www.angelfire.com/wv/Italy4You/index.html -
He likes to SING and COOK and LAUGH!
- Aaron
(punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/co2/goatass/index.html -
He sure likes to SWEAR and sound TOUGH.
- Sarah
(girls)
http://www.sfgoth.com/~fayth/ -
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
- Drew
(hobbyists)
http://www.slick-net.com/index.phtml -
A fan of CHOPPERS.
- Patty
(groupies)
http://www.expage.com/page/pattyinfopage -
BACKSTREET BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Scott
(wannabes)
http://disconnected.978.org/ -
You can be his WHORE!
- Aimeá
(girls)
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~ag477/Profile.html -
She's "THE DREAMER."
- Noelle
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/az/goldfishy/ -
Full of ANGST and YAWNINESS.
- Cindy
(girls)
http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy/ -
Put some CLOTHES on, KID.
- "Vamprella"
(girls)
http://www.vamprella.com/ -
Her BEST PAYCHECK.
- Carrie
(journalists)
http://www.kjsl.com/~richmond/ -
Another one of them JOURNAL GIRLS. Mostly about GETTING PREGNANT, no less.
- Carole
(journalists)
http://web2.airmail.net/carole/ -
Another JOURNAL.
- "Vomit"
(wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/fakevomit/ -
You're trying WAY TOO HARD to be GROSS, kid.
- Tay
(girls)
http://www.katnap.org/ -
WEDDINGS and CATS and SOUTH PARK?
- Chris
(dorks)
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~cemerson/ -
He likes to HUG HUGGY PEOPLE.
- Andrew
(nerds)
http://students.missouri.edu/~ahicks/ -
A YEAR IN THE LIF OF A NERD? No THANKS.
- Jess
(nerds)
http://www.jess.org/ -
She likes PLAYING with COMPUTERS.
- "Shroomer"
(wannabes)
http://geocities.com/shroomer_h/ -
Oh BOY, another GUY in a BAND.
- ?
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Birdland/7259/ -
Oh BOY, it's some ANONYMOUS POTHEAD.
- Anne
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/dyingdreams/ -
Oh just look at that ANGST.
- Paige
(girls)
http://www.tmcom.com/~paige/ -
#warez_paige, HURR DURR.
- James & Jeff
(dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~guyscamera/ -
Please WAKE UP to the fact that neither of you will ever be MODELS.
- Josh
(dorks)
http://clairecords.com/josh/ -
He's sure ON about GETTING DUMPED or SOMETHING.
- Danny
(design)
http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/ -
EXPLORE a little to find the PAINFUL BACKGROUNDS.
- Victoria
(nerds)
http://www.escape.com/~juliet/ -
She's a UNIX.GIRL!
- Emma
(girls)
http://tarnish.net/ -
She gets MAD at other peoples' WEB SITES. Hmm ...
- Lisa
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/1635/ -
She's, uh, "NASTEE."
- Piper
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Ring/6550/ -
His OBSESSIONS: professional WRESTLING, Japanese ANIMATION, WORDS of WISDOM, POETRY, and making everyone else BARF.
- Daniel
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/me3/danielm/ -
Despite the rest of it, apparently he really likes BLUE BACKGROUNDS.
- Brenda
(groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/in2/harmony/ -
Apparently ELTON JOHN saved her soul, or SOMETHING.
- Rebekah
(girls)
http://www.rebekah.org/ -
Yet ANOTHER ONE who thinks that the world CARES.
- Carl
(dorks)
http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/ -
What IS it with people and putting their PERSONAL DIARIES up on the WEB?
- "United Losers"
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/unitedlosers/ -
Well, at least they're ADMITTING it.
- Heather & Christopher
(couples)
http://members.aol.com/pixieey/ -
Yet another WEDDING PAGE.
- Kelli
(girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/pand/index.html -
Good LORD, it's ANOTHER ONE.
- Chris
(wannabes)
http://www.chrismorrissey.com/ -
He's a FILM DIRECTORY, you see.
- Ariadne
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/9407/ -
The LUNAR CORNER? NEO-PAGANISM? WITCHES? POEMS? HGULHGULHGULHGULHGULH
- Kathleen
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/7426/ -
She calls herself a NERD. Enough SAID.
- Mohamed
(wannabes)
http://www.msu.edu/~abouelse/ -
He wants A MILLION DOLLARS, to WIN AT COMPUTER GAMES, and to RULE THE WORLD.
- Alan
(groupies)
http://www.p7a77.net/dennys/ -
Someone likes DENNY'S restaurants a LITTLE TOO MUCH.
- Michael
(trekkies)
http://www.anime.net/~raider3/ -
On top of his ANGST, he likes JAPANESE ANIMATION.
- "Mayo"
(design)
http://mayojar.home.mindspring.com/ -
Got COLORS?
- Rachel & Steve
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/7572/ -
TRUE LOVE, yadda yadda yadda.
- Erik
(nerds)
http://www.zoltan.org/ -
He knows MULTIPLE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.
- "Bobo"
(freaks)
http://www.acay.com.au/~eeyore/ -
Well, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
- ?
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/mb/bergalater/ -
At THAT AGE I suppose those kinds of JOKES are HILARIOUS.
- "Chaotia"
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/me/chaotia/ -
They're some kind of BORING VAMPIRES, or something.
- Mike
(hobbyists)
http://hometown.aol.com/myk2001/ -
PLEASE, don't meet his IGUANA.
- Kris & Mike
(hobbyists)
http://come.to/krisandmike/ -
They like going to CONVENTIONS. Enough SAID.
- Nick
(hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/nick1/index.html -
He apparenty likes DEATH a lot.
- Michael
(groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/RedSox/ -
He sure likes the RED SOX.
- "RtchdSoul"
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/rtchdsoul/ -
What IS it with these people?
- Karl
(hobbyists)
http://www.dogbrain.com/ -
For someone who's supposed to be "SMARTER," he sure can't SPELL.
- "Evil Roses"
(rednecks)
http://thrill.to/evilroses -
The only thing EVIL about you is your WEB PAGE.
- Jenny
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/4463/ -
All this and JAPANESE ANIMATION too.
- Gord
(hobbyists)
http://home.golden.net/~goiterboy/ -
Nice COMIC.
- Joel
(nerds)
http://www.joel.co.uk/ -
I guess he likes LINUS.
- Bo
(goths)
http://www.alltel.net/~bandyimo/ -
The spinning SKULLS! The dripping BLOOD! PAGAN PURSUITS! All this and a DIVORCE!
- Chris
(hobbyists)
http://freespace.virgin.net/chris.doe/frames/page1.htm -
Two words: MECHANICAL ORGANS.
- "Bnib"
(design)
http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/ -
Nice COLORS, bub.
- "Durst"
(design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/me/durst/entercOOkies.html -
Where IS everything?
- Sam
(design)
http://sam123.iscool.net/ -
Another "WEB DESIGNER" who thinks MORE is BETTER.
- "MiX M@$tA MiKeY"
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/8113/mixwitdamasta.html -
Uh HUH.
- "Nutling"
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/8790/ -
Hurray for you and your MIDI PAGES.
- Rebecca
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/8767/ -
Poems and stories and quotes, OH MY!
- Aaron
(wannabes)
http://www.cryogenius.com/ -
He's proud of his HERNIA OPERATION.
- "Jawn" & "Mykl"
(punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/dajawnandmyklshow/ -
Another PAIR who think SPELLING THINGS WRONG is cool.
- Al
(hobbyists)
http://al.radparker.com/ -
RANDOM THOUGHT ON LOSERS: He's one.
- "maybedyke"
(freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/maybedyke/ -
Well? Make up your MIND, already.
- John
(hobbyists)
http://www.perry.com/home.html -
See him get HIT ON THE HEAD? Well, somebody's got to do it.
- Mike
(greenies)
http://www.io.com/~mdahmus/ -
He's a TRANSPORTATIONAL and RECREATIONAL BICYCLIST.
- Jeremy
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Grounds/5904/ -
He'll be PROUD of his friends WHATEVER THEY DO.
- Alex
(journalists)
http://www.angelfire.com/nj/conn8ds1/main.html -
Not only do we have a JOURNAL, but he refers to himself in the third person.
- Normal & Ronaldo
(couples)
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/7219/ -
Got enough WAREZ?
- "NanoGirl"
(nerds)
http://www.homestead.com/nanotechind/nothingatall.html -
Powered by NANOTECHNOLOGY.
- Karen
(girls)
http://hometown.aol.com/ladyfolc/index.html -
She's a DIVA. Or SOMETHING.
- Brad
(dorks)
http://www.bradfitz.com/ -
Thanks for letting us see your ITINERARY.
- Kristina
(greenies)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/8964/ -
Someone likes CORAL REEFS.
- Sam
(dorks)
http://www.shamema.com/ -
Complete UNENDING CRAP.
- "Split Beer"
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/on/spiltbeer/ -
No one would PAY to listen to YOU, you know.
- Billy
(wannabes)
http://www.vt.edu:10021/W/wboswell/billy.html -
Nobody cares about YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK.
- Elwood
(dorks)
http://www.iwu.edu/~phawn/ -
We suppose having the name ELWOOD makes you an AUTOMATIC FAN of THE BLUES BROTHERS.
- James
(rednecks)
http://www.jimbob.com/ -
YEE HAW IT'S JIM BOB!
- "Cyberian Tiger"
(hobbyists)
http://expage.com/page/cyberianstigerworld -
Guess he LIKES TIGERS.
- Peter
(dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~skoliosis/index.html -
You and your BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.
- Dylan
(hobbyists)
http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/ -
Are SUBARUS the best that you can do? Even the STATION WAGONS?
- Thom
(dorks)
http://www.obsess.com/ -
Get this through your head: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID LIFE.
- Derek
(design)
http://www.powazek.com/ -
He REGISTERS A DOMAIN IN HIS NAME, and figures he's the WEB'S NUMBER ONE DESIGN EXPERT.
- Robert
(wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/~robertfelton/index.html -
Java is HARD, but he wants to work at YAHOO!.
- "Mighty G"
(groupies)
http://expage.com/page/mightyg187 -
Yes, he's DEAD already.
- Sigmund
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1239/ -
The LOVE of his LIFE, huh?
- Rick
(design)
http://members.tripod.com/~Rikstafer/ -
He likes BLUE, we SUPPOSE.
- Robert
(dorks)
http://come.to/x-rob/ -
Another RETARD in love with LARA CROFT.
- Duane
(wannabes)
http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~duane/hp/index.html -
So ANGSTY and TOUGH ...
- "Wildone"
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Inlet/3573/ -
AMERICAN FLAGS and CARS and HEARTS.
- Megan
(design)
http://www.megsplace.com/ -
You think you have enough USELESS ICONS?
- Istvaan
(wannabes)
http://www.nauticom.net/www/istvaan/home/ -
Stop WHINING and GROW UP.
- Kim
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/5942/ -
Hey, KOOL-AID!
- David
(couples)
http://home.earthlink.net/~supradave/ -
AH, the miracles of CHILDBIRTH.
- James
(dorks)
http://www.23x.com/stark/ -
Where should we BEGIN?
- Lorraine
(girls)
http://www.baddgrrl.com/ -
A whole lot of ATTITUDE.
- Jason
(dorks)
http://www.nocturne.org/~jason/ -
Like we really care what BOOKS YOU PLAN TO READ.
- "Hash"
(nerds)
http://candy.alacarte.co.jp/~hash/ -
Okay we GET THE IDEA ALREADY.
- "Pirate"
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2624/ -
Oh, boy! A PIRATE!
- Ruth
(girls)
http://www.best.com/~calyxa/ -
Blah, duh, BODY ART.
- Greg
(greenies)
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/ -
An OVO-LACTO VEGETARIAN?
- ?
(design)
http://members.tripod.com/~teardrop52/ -
Are you TRYING to make your page HARD TO READ?
- Mark
(dorks)
http://www.drury.com/ -
The evolution of a DORK?
- Scott
(dorks)
http://anduin.eldar.org/~novac/ -
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, huh?
- Joseph
(players)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/3446/ -
This guy thinks he's just THE SHIT.
- Marcus
(players)
http://www.purdue.anderson.edu/marcus_boffing.htm -
As if we didn't already know WEIGHTLIFTING and WAITING BY THE PHONE go hand-in-hand?
- Kelly & Cindy
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/8149/ -
One useless image after another.
- James
(freaks)
http://www.databaun.com/jamez/ -
Check out the personal ad. But avoid the pictures section if you can help it.
- Cheryl
(girls)
http://www.tigergirl.com/ -
The FIRST PARAGRAPH seals her fate.
- ?
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1673/ -
I mean, really. Need I even say anything?
- I-Chun
(hobbyists)
http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~icl/ -
She works on WOMEN'S EARLY LIFE COURSE DECISIONS. Yawn.
- Wendy
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3884/ -
We see "Kids' FAQs about Snakes." Coupled with the obnoxious colors, big font, and distracting background, we have a winner.
- Tom & Angela
(couples)
http://www.tomsmith.com/ -
You don't get any more syrupy than that.
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