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2l Here are all the 2-L losers.


Dann _D lose (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/vipersrus2002/dannspage.html
2l award Here's some SHOUT OUTS for you: Say HI to your WANG.

Talia _D lose (design)
     http://tethomasart.tripod.com/
2l award Maybe we should start over with our FIRST WEB DESIGN LESSON: GIF vs. JPEG.

Juffi & Kefyu _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.freewebs.com/jemguild2/
2l award Okay, KIDS, want to try again in ENGLISH this time?

Tanja _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.rings.ch.vu/
2l award A Lord of the Rings ... HUMOR page?

Chenda _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/evofly/
2l award Have you ever met a WANNABE FREAK before? Well, NOW you HAVE.

Molly _D lose (punks)
     http://www.expage.com/punky12
2l award BRAVO. Clap, clap.

Vicki _D lose (girls)
     http://www.catcatcatpig.tk/
2l award You KNOW, we don't think she's from TOKELAU.

Bartholomew _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html
2l award Maybe they should change their name to FU the FIND A BETTER WEB DESIGNER.

Ihokas _D lose (wannabes)
     http://ihokas.luumurecordings.com/
2l award Another FRUSTRATED MUSICIAN. Like the world isn't OVERPOPULATED with those.

Bonnie _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.empurple.com/
2l award Okay, it's called "EMPURPLE." Does that mean related to the process of BRUISING or WHAT?

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ianis_stupid/
2l award Yeah, that logo SERIOUSLY IMPRESSES.

"Lungs of a Giant" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.lungsofagiant.com/
2l award They've got a major case of WE-WANT-TO-BE-FAMOUS-MUSICIANS DISEASE. It seems to be SPREADING.

Jesse _D lose (players)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/limppimp888/mystory.html
2l award Is th ANIMATING LIGHTNING in the background supposed to tell us anything about YOUR PROSPECTS?

Leo _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.hvcc.edu/~lb355450/
2l award CHESS CLUB.

Tae _D lose (wannabes)
     http://home.attbi.com/~seong123/
2l award Uh, WHAT?

Ralph & Darrah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.guscooks.com/
2l award Don't quit your DAY JOBS, guys. Oh, WAIT, maybe you don't HAVE ANY.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamchesneyhawkes/
2l award A wannabe LOOKALIKE for an obscure British early '90s teen idol, who is somewhere between self-delusional and SCARY.

Shawna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.jadedhearts.com/
2l award Ending every sentence in YO does not make you COOL.

Sally & Johnny _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
2l award A Web site to PROVE that BLACK PEOPLE like them! Yes, we're sure it's a JOKE, but STILL.

Richard _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.hollowedminds.8m.com/
2l award Hurray, another BAND!

"Bluegirl" _D lose (journalists)
     http://upsaid.com/bluegirl/
2l award She's BLUE !!!!! And has a WEB LOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Freak Watchers Textbook" _D lose (freaks)
     http://freaks.davezilla.com/
2l award Well, it certainly DELIVERS as PROMISED.

Al _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.iamawolf.com/
2l award It's a self-styled PORNOGRAPHER trying to do a NON-PORN site. Well, ALL RIGHTY.

Ralf _D lose (journalists)
     http://nyman.sphosting.com/
2l award He doesn't COLLECT INFO or SEND SPAM. Well, GOOD.

Amy _D lose (girls)
     http://www.prising.com/
2l award They're a WILD BAND!

Chris _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chopkinsca/story.html
2l award He writes STORIES.

Claire & Lu _D lose (trekkies)
     http://uk.geocities.com/space_monkeysg1/
2l award Well, at least they're HONEST about their INFATUATION.

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ky3/zatakist/
2l award Three words: HAPPENING FEMALE MONKEY.

Brandon _D lose (punks)
     http://six-am.org/
2l award Oh YEAH! Look at him ROCK OUT!

Samia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.queenofarabia.netfirms.com/
2l award A paranoid BLOGGER. What more could you ASK FOR?

"Ravzilla" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.ravzilla.co.uk/
2l award UP the NUTS.

Tiffany _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://fights.fun.to/
2l award It's the FIGHT ROOM! The first rule of FIGHT ROOM is: No one goes to FIGHT ROOM.

Stephanie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/rock_star_steph/wheatbreadandberries
2l award She's in an IMAGINARY ROCK BAND.

Logan _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.loganworld.com/
2l award It doesn't have anything to do with LOGAN'S RUN, but we like to PRETEND it does.

Chasity _D lose (wannabes)
     http://chasity.isamodel.com/
2l award She's a MODEL? Of WHAT? P.S. It's spelled CHASTITY.

"Grazer" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.grazer.org/
2l award Better LIVING through planned GLOBAL THINKING!

Ben & Stephanie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.benandstephanie.com/
2l award This planet needs MORE PICTURES.

Lauren _D lose (punks)
     http://www.expage.com/owhatapage
2l award TURTLE TURTLE?

Kristin _D lose (design)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/oddling/
2l award Less COLOR, more CONTENT.

Mike _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/imoff2college/
2l award COLLEGE something something SCHOOL blah blah CAPTAIN'S LOG.

Ed _D lose (punks)
     http://www.eddiewillson.freewebspace.com/
2l award He GREW UP PUNK.

Bob & Dave _D lose (dorks)
     http://theozonecow.cjb.net/
2l award A page about two fictional CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHORS. OKAY.

Brian _D lose (wannabes)
     http://nowhereatall.virtualave.net/resume1.html
2l award This is the most BIZARRE, RAMBLING RESUME we've ever SEEN.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.studiocreations.com/stormtrooper/main.shtml
2l award Yes, YOU can have your very own STORMTROOPER COSTUME.

Michael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.cytex.com/go/mbparker/
2l award This guy is SERIOUSLY COOL.

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/daves_mcd/
2l award Want to check out his MOVIE REVIEWS?

Jurgen _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdvlugt/index.html
2l award Clearly he has HOBBIES, but it's so DISORGANIZED we can't tell what they ARE.

Mieke _D lose (girls)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~lwe/
2l award All about her IDEAS and movie/book REVIEWS.

Sean _D lose (journalists)
     http://synclog.net/
2l award HIGH SCHOOL kids and their LIVES.

Krista _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/punkasspixie16/index.html
2l award What is this, some kind of TEENAGE STATUS REPORT? You're going to be WRITING those for the REST of your LIFE, don't START EARLY.

Franklin _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/f_int/
2l award The WEB is his NEW TOY.

Beto _D lose (nerds)
     http://ollin.net/
2l award What is he, a TAGGING NERD or what?

Tom _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/slightlypissed/
2l award Fake CHURCHES, yay!

Becky _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/music2/friskin/
2l award She's not WELL.

John _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/indie/mccyrus/
2l award He's a MUSICIAN.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm
2l award JESUS sure went COMMERCIAL.

Bianca _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/gothique_miss/
2l award Points for extra use of the word TWITCH.

Cass _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.mini.iwarp.com/index2.html
2l award ANIME. Enough SAID.

Phil _D lose (trekkies)
     http://zab.wiredweirdness.com/
2l award SHIP'S LOG !!!!!!!!!!

"Imperial Hearts" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://imperialhearts.cjb.net/
2l award It's an ONLINE COMMUNITY!

Leah _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/ifeelreallyfuctup/oyea.html
2l award She's not a LOSER or anything, IS SHE?

Chris _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/americanzeroxv/index2.html
2l award YIN YANG and VIDEO GAMES.

Adam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.monkeystyle.net/
2l award Hurray, ANOTHER comic.

Falbe _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.spandexmoose.com/
2l award We don't have to go any further than the TITLE.

"Dessy Snitch" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.wsu.edu/~roubinet/
2l award Yay, another LOCAL BAND.

Brian _D lose (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/theunemployedmusic/
2l award A band called THE UNEMPLOYED. How PROPHETIC.

Scott _D lose (design)
     http://www.mercurous.net/scott/
2l award Yay, we're navigating by TOTALLY MEANINGLESS PICTURES!

Adam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.adamwalsh.20m.com/
2l award He's a PHOTOGRAPHER! Hurk.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/cheezieworld/
2l award She LIKES, um, STUFFED ANIMALS.

Tristan _D lose (players)
     http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
2l award May we suggest ANOTHER reason might be the fact that you'd ACTUALLY put up such a page in the FIRST place?

David _D lose (nerds)
     http://members.cox.net/grundage/
2l award David's HARD AT WORK doing WEB DESIGN. Keep it UP.

Sunny _D lose (girls)
     http://sunsetblaze.net/
2l award A GIRL with her WEB CAM. Need we say MORE?

Lisa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.castagno.com/notquitepunk/
2l award PUNK ROCK. NERD. Discuss.

Pamela _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=BigSister
2l award BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Josh _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=JoshClogston
2l award Anther WINNER, casting out his LIFE to the WORLD.

Beth _D lose (journalists)
     http://never-ever.net/beth/
2l award After a WHILE, they all start looking the SAME.

Ben, Tom, & Kenny _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.alltooflat.com/
2l award EARTH to GUYS. EARTH to GUYS. You're not FUNNY.

BJ _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure972/
2l award In SO MANY WAYS, sir, we DON'T want to KNOW.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/miserableirishbastard/
2l award He's a MISERABLE and SAD man. KUDOS.

Per _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.acc.umu.se/~isegrim/
2l award WHAT THE

Dylan _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/index.html
2l award He's, like, a PROGRAMMER and stuff.

Amber & Eric _D lose (couples)
     http://www.amber-and-eric.com/
2l award Falling in LOVE, wedding PLANS, and JAVASCRIPT GAMES. What more could you ASK for?

Laura _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/pikab2001/
2l award HONEY, don't you think you're a LITTLE OLD for POKEMON?

"Paydra" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=paydra
2l award SISTER FRIEND needs some CLOTHES.

Nikki _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.bearkatnikki.com/
2l award She likes the CINCINNATI BEARCATS a little TOO MUCH, if you CATCH our DRIFT.

Kris _D lose (girls)
     http://reina.simplenecessity.com/
2l award A DAYS OF OUR LIVES fan. Enough SAID.

Arnob _D lose (wannabes)
     http://robocop_ca.tripod.com/
2l award Check out his SOUND SAMPLES! FURP.

Christopher _D lose (design)
     http://www.expage.com/christopherchristensen
2l award BRIGHT red and SKY BLUE. HURRAY.

Ben & Jennie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/ben_jennie/
2l award The STORY of how they MET over the INTERNET and finally got MARRIED. GREAT.

Tom _D lose (wannabes)
     http://lonely_losers_club.tripod.com/lonelylosersclub/
2l award Yay, another LOSERS site.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://bogeyon.cjb.net/
2l award We give it a D.

Justin _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/latchkey_99/
2l award POETRY and TIME WASTING stories.

Stephen _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.csn.ul.ie/~diamond/
2l award Look at all the SOFTWARE he's WRITTEN!

Christopher _D lose (design)
     http://www.mediabasement.com/mediabasement/
2l award Don't you think you're OVERDOING it a bit, BUB? It's just a PAGE.

Marc _D lose (journalists)
     http://coder.ca/
2l award What an EXCITING LIFE he LEADS.

Pele _D lose (girls)
     http://www.mentaltoilet.com/
2l award MENTAL TOILET is a pretty APT CHOICE.

Cain _D lose (journalists)
     http://kingoftheselkies.tripod.com/
2l award We mean, REALLY. What kind of LOSER nominates HIMSELF?

Cheryl _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/mama_cat/
2l award CATS CATS CATS CATS (and so on).

Adam _D lose (punks)
     http://www.matmice.com/home/funkymunky/
2l award BLINK 182, JAPANESE ANIMATION, what MORE could you ASK for?

"Mongz" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.asl.to/TheMongz
2l award YAPPITUDINAL.

Magnus _D lose (girls)
     http://magnus.tarnish.net/
2l award Her page is CONSTANTLY UPDATED. Too bad there isn't much to SHOW for it.

Jolene _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/emotionalcage/main.html
2l award You're not NUTS when you talk to INAMINATE OBJECTS. You're NUTS when they TALK BACK.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/cynical_charlatan/
2l award We give them a D MINUS.

Jager _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.rammstein.ws
2l award FIRED

Adam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.optimistic.freehomepage.com/
2l award He's going to be a FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER!

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://loveyourhalley.gq.nu/
2l award HALLEY?

Woody _D lose (wannabes)
     http://stewartstransport.bendigo.net.au/Andrew/
2l award All together now: LGLHUGALHGALHUGAHLUGALHUGALHGA

Lisa _D lose (wannabes)
     http://welcome.to/mylilworld
2l award She built a HOMEPAGE. Well, DUH.

Dusty _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/xphyl42/
2l award CHERRY POPPIN' DADDIES. Enough SAID.

"Texlee" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/texleespice/
2l award FAAAAAAAAAAAAART

"Ace" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.aceentrance.net/
2l award AS IF.

Rafael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.livinforever.8m.com/
2l award We can LIVE FOREVER!

Jason _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html
2l award SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewering this PAGE has been known to cause BLINDNESS, NAUSEA, and BIRTH DEFECTS.

Malloreigh _D lose (goths)
     http://www.livejournal.com/users/malloreigh/
2l award That is BY FAR the DUMBEST SPELLING of THAT NAME we've ever had the pleasure of SEEING.

Catherine _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/catherinemorandiportal/
2l award HURRRRRRR SHE'S INTO DISCIPLINE

Betsy _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/skreamingdaiseys/dorkyloser.html
2l award She's the FOUNDING (and SOLE) member of the DORKY LOSERS KLUB.

Jo _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/greenliberal/
2l award TOMB RAIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1414 2556879

Sarah _D lose (freaks)
     http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysMainPage/
2l award We're in her DOMAIN now.

Hayley _D lose (journalists)
     http://myhayley.com/
2l award A girl with a WEB CAM. And TAN LINES. No, not THOSE.

Matt _D lose (rednecks)
     http://linear-t.net/
2l award We give it a C.

Heather _D lose (girls)
     http://www.mercurous.net/heatheriffic/
2l award Her name is HEATHER! HEATHERIFFIC! HEATHER? HEATHERIFFIC? GET IT? Can we BEAT IT INTO YOUR HEAD anymore?

Kelli _D lose (girls)
     http://www.fishtop.com/
2l award BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER!

"Tilly" _D lose (design)
     http://calypso.spaceports.com/~starla/mainish.htm
2l award Here's an OLD FAVORITE: "TILLYMONSTER."

Tiffany _D lose (girls)
     http://life.remember.to/
2l award She's a MUSIC STATION. Or she THINKS she is.

Melinda _D lose (girls)
     http://melsbasketcase.tripod.com/
2l award She hears VOICES. MELINDA, your PARENTS' voices do not COUNT.

Jared _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/42/
2l award We give him a B for BORING.

"Chasity" _D lose (girls)
     http://chasity.diaryland.com/
2l award We JUST DON'T KNOW.

"Aggro" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/aggrop/
2l award How PUNKY can he be with a LEAPING KITTEN?

"Ale'" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/dawnisthedarkesthour/
2l award BO-RING.

? _D lose (players)
     http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/48/radies_man.html
2l award Okay, this HAS to be a JOKE.

Anna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/ruubysoho/enter.html
2l award An UNHEALTHY INTEREST in FLYING.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/asaindrummajor/
2l award What the HELL?

Nina _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/absolute_imperfection/
2l award We vote NO.

Katey _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.envy.nu/notastar/
2l award ARGLE BARGLE.

Alysia _D lose (journalists)
     http://journal.diary-x.com/
2l award She couldn't even come up with an original JOURNAL name.

Caitlin _D lose (journalists)
     http://band-aid.diary-x.com/
2l award ZUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kevin _D lose (punks)
     http://www.unitedfrontwebzine.com/
2l award It's a ZINE!

Zach _D lose (dorks)
     http://zworld.8m.com/
2l award MUMUMUMUUUNUNUNUUUNNUUMNUNMUNMUMNUMNUNMUN

Sherri _D lose (dorks)
     http://HomePages.address.com/starnermy777/HomePage.html
2l award On the CONTRARY, bub. You ARE funny. You just DON'T realize WHY.

Rachel _D lose (girls)
     http://crafty_diva.tripod.com/me/
2l award A female AUSTIN POWERS? That can't be GOOD.

Andreas _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~arews/
2l award POETRY! MUSIC! BORINGOSITY!

Jordan _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.iwu.edu/~jault/
2l award If we had a RETARDED award, we'd USE it.

Jennifer _D lose (design)
     http://winja.scribble.nu/
2l award Why do people think that EVERY "CLEVER" Web page has to start with a set of DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS?

Britt _D lose (journalists)
     http://sellout.diary-x.com/
2l award More CRAPPITUDE.

"Mercury" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.mercurous.net/
2l award She has a DARK SOUL no doubt. Wasn't MERCURY a GUY, anyway?

David _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/chibi_perdita/
2l award HONK. (We like being OPAQUE sometimes.)

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://frurkel.diaryland.com/
2l award DELI CHICK?

Nick _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.ihatetomatoes.com/
2l award He made a WISHLIST at AMAZON! Let's all GIVE him a HAND.

Tom _D lose (trekkies)
     http://community-2.webtv.net/TOMN64/
2l award He likes SCIENCE FICTION. Can't even spell BABYLON, for that matter.

Rick _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.yansa.net/rick/index.html
2l award SWELL.

Bilal _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/bilal786bilal/
2l award A real STINKER. (HIS words, not OURS.)

Shelly _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.mahabunny.cjb.net/
2l award BUNNIES and ORANGE TIC-TACs. Just CONFUSING.

"Trip" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/trip_81/
2l award We DUB thee SIR DORKSALOT.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.envy.nu/phlegm/
2l award Nice DRAWINGS, there.

Hallenbeck _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/someoneseesyou/
2l award Poetry: Uh, OKAY. Harp music: WHAT?

Pammie _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/pammie420/
2l award Pammie likes FRAMES. LOTS of little FRAMES.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~purpleprimate/
2l award Another WEBCAM and JOURNAL. GREAT.

Tiffany _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://geocities.com/tiffanyonyemaobi/
2l award She likes MUSIC. YEAH.

Jim _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/weeza666/
2l award He's REALY, REALLY trying. REALLY.

Katie _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8007/
2l award It's JUST a TV SHOW, folks. It's even a CRAPPY one.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/daavos
2l award ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Gordon _D lose (design)
     http://www.whoreallycares.com/
2l award You may note that the DOMAIN NAME starts with WHORE.

Jurgen _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~vdvlugt/index.html
2l award It's SNOWING!

"Auraj" _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/auraj/aurabohemian.html
2l award Hurray for EVERYTHING.

Becca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html
2l award GREAT. LOVELY.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://slinkie.cjb.net/
2l award It's a PUNK BAND! BONK HONK WHO CARES

Ben _D lose (punks)
     http://lsm.tux.nu/
2l award SKATERS! DUDE!

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.exoticplants.org.uk/
2l award He likes SEEDS. FUNNY seeds.

"United Phone Losers" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.phonelosers.net/
2l award TELEPHONE FRAUD!

"Ave" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.users.qwest.net/~secretmage/
2l award Nothing BETTER to do INDEED.

Tae _D lose (wannabes)
     http://backinblack.4t.com/
2l award CRAPPLES.

"Crimson" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/crimson_k/
2l award A wannabe NON-CONFORMIST who's just a SNOOZER.

Kenneth _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/picard/36/
2l award STAR TREK: complete CRAP. What ELSE.

Onna _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/whatthefuck/
2l award Oh, SHUT UP.

James _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.kiny.cjb.net/
2l award DERBIES?

Lauren _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/lenore_x/
2l award FAN FICTION. Plus, we can learn about her RELIGION.

Eddie _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nd/bedpaneddie/
2l award Yeah, WHATEVER, Eddie.

Meghan _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.liquid2k.com/excesslight/
2l award A GIRL and her WRITING.

Jack _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/hairy_airplane_2000/
2l award He wants IN!

"Skunk" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/furrieloserkid/
2l award NO, he's not a LOSER, is he?

Trevor _D lose (punks)
     http://www.fantasyanimal.co.uk/
2l award An IMAGINARY FOX?

Rivka _D lose (design)
     http://rivkasmerrybunchofcrap.homestead.com/index.html
2l award BLEAH.

Catherine _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.extricate.nu/
2l award DARE TO DREAM

Wesley _D lose (journalists)
     http://stackedactor.diaryland.com/
2l award THANKS for the MEMORIES.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.greenfairy.net/
2l award Why do all these ARTSY sites look the SAME BORING WAY?

"Davo" _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/loserdave/
2l award Okay. It's a page about CAMAROS. We really don't need to go any FURTHER.

Jim _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/jimontheatv/
2l award OFFROAD/RACING! WHOO HOOOOO, KEGGER!

Leo _D lose (dorks)
     http://briss.tripod.com/
2l award He's SUPERMAN, or something.

"T" _D lose (dorks)
     http://nrub.virtue.nu/
2l award WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
2l award WHAT?

JB _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~carolandjimcook/
2l award Yeah, tell the whole WORLD about it.

Jody _D lose (nerds)
     http://home.midsouth.rr.com/linuxmonkey/
2l award DURFFFFFFFF FARTING

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/webmeyster/
2l award GLHAGHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGALHGALH

"Memnoch" _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/paris/louvre/6145/
2l award DAVID BOWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben _D lose (design)
     http://www.never-ever.net/index.html
2l award Someone shouldn't be let near CRAYONS.

"Danger Girl" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/dangergirl_555/
2l award A GLUE SNIFFER?

Ed _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.tlmp.org/
2l award His alias is "WEEDMAN." Guess what he wants LEGALIZED?

Brian _D lose (punks)
     http://geocities.com/ovrmdkt/
2l award We color this LAME.

Rebecca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.virtue.nu/dragonflames/rebecca/frames.html
2l award DRAGON FLAMES.

"Korian" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/korian/
2l award Another SORRY EXCUSE for a PILE OF PROTOPLASM.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/piano/204/
2l award GOO GOO DOLLS.

Carol _D lose (girls)
     http://web2.airmail.net/kemp/freebird.htm
2l award Put some CLOTHES on.

Talal _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.talal.com/
2l award The ULTIMATE FUN PAGE with ... GARFIELD!

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/myband/orgysmansion/istpage.html
2l award They obviously make good ROLE MODELS.

Michael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.kittyfeet.com/
2l award Nice TEETH.

Dylan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.clientandserver.com/
2l award Say WHAT?

Nathan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/spiffguysworldofwonder
2l award It's the music Web site OF THE FUTURE!

Jodi _D lose (girls)
     http://www.jodizone.com/
2l award A GIRL and her WEB CAM. ANOTHER one.

Rob _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.alphalink.com.au/~yoda/
2l award A fan of AVIATION, you say?

Darren _D lose (players)
     http://www.girlswithglasses.com/
2l award GIRLS with GLASSES?

Holly _D lose (design)
     http://www.geekcore.net/
2l award SQUINTING ... SQUINTING ... clicking the BACK BUTTON ...

"Stone" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/sabang261/realwebsite.htm
2l award EARTH to STONE: No one CARES.

John _D lose (nerds)
     http://members.tripod.com/foxs_den/index.html
2l award He's STAR FOX!

Tommy _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/russiantank/
2l award When we read PIPEHITTERS, we thought something else TOO. At least that would have been FUNNY.

Keith _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.subtrivial.com/keeterman/index.html
2l award It's yet another WEIRD "AL" FAN. How come bunches of them have WEB SITES, but we've never actually MET ONE in REAL LIFE?

Melissa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.redrival.com/divinity/melissa.html
2l award TEAM CELINE!

Kim _D lose (girls)
     http://expage.com/page/saphire13
2l award ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benjamin _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/moesownpage
2l award Well, that's EXCELLENT.

"Stolen Goods" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.sgpunk.cjb.net/
2l award YAY, a PUNK BAND.

Matthew _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.banwell.com/
2l award Hi, MATTHEW.

"Globetwatter" _D lose (journalists)
     http://globetwatter.diaryland.com/
2l award BLAH, a long pause, followed by more BLAH.

Meisje _D lose (groupies)
     http://daddyworld.tripod.com/
2l award DADDYWORLD?

Alexus _D lose (girls)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/trendy_grrrl420/
2l award Yes, ALEXUS, people who WORSHIP SATAN sure ARE neat!

Steven _D lose (goths)
     http://www.toronto-goth.com/
2l award He's a TORONTO GOTH!

Rhonda _D lose (freaks)
     http://rhondaschonle.cjb.net/
2l award We don't usually call these people CRAZY but this one FITS THE BILL.

Karim _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.purplenet.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award He likes PURPLE and BANDS. LOTS.

"Hunter" _D lose (players)
     http://hometown.aol.com/deep9foru/myhomepage/profile.html
2l award We're sure he's got them BEATING down his door.

"Em" _D lose (girls)
     http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/diviner0se/myhomepage/
2l award Nice PICTURE. Not enough METAL in her FACE, though.

Aymie _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/howyadouchin/
2l award BRAVO.

Chuck _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.solidstatedesign.com/chuckl/
2l award Chuck has an ONLINE NOVEL and a KNOWLEDGE of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

"Celestial" _D lose (journalists)
     http://celestial521.diaryland.com/
2l award Nice ALIAS.

Davio _D lose (wannabes)
     http://home.freeuk.net/davio/
2l award Number one SWINGERS page?

"Curi" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/curiosityv/
2l award NEED more MAKEUP.

Andy _D lose (design)
     http://www.andy4laura.com/
2l award TOILET.

Jeff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/jhvideo/
2l award MUSIC and INDEPENDENT FILM productions!

Tae _D lose (wannabes)
     http://backinblack.4t.com/
2l award LAME it IS.

Vlad _D lose (goths)
     http://i.am/vladdamien
2l award YAP.

Henry _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.henrylim.org/index.html
2l award Check out those LEGO SCULPTURES ...

Rosie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.sudval.org/~koalapnk/
2l award Someone needs to have their TEMPERATURE TAKEN.

Cliff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm
2l award Cliff HATES YOU.

Ilya _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.geocities.com/drr0cket/
2l award We looked this one over and all we could come up with was: HUH?

Joe _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/omnijoe/
2l award Nice POETRY and JOURNAL, bub.

Don _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.surleymurph.com/
2l award REDNECK REPORTS, eh?

Riki _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/6208/
2l award Yes, everyone wants to hear your OPINIONS.

Fred _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Shores/4298/
2l award He's a FARMER.

Martyn _D lose (players)
     http://quarryking.tripod.com/
2l award Um. OKAY.

Laura _D lose (girls)
     http://www.oneangrygirl.com/
2l award She's an ANGRY GIRL.

Barb _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/~silver/
2l award GAAAAAK.

Lianna _D lose (couples)
     http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/geisha/babyboy.html
2l award They're going to let STRANGERS pick their child's MIDDLE NAME?

Dan _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.flutterby.com/
2l award Glad we could get the PLAY-BY-PLAY on this guy's LIFE.

Matt _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/downrun/
2l award Another GUY who thinks WE CARE.

Allison _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/
2l award And yet ANOTHER Weird "Al" page. What IS it with these people?

Tanya _D lose (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/morbidgirl69
2l award DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Elle _D lose (girls)
     http://www.stripperpower.com/
2l award STRIPPER POWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evienne _D lose (girls)
     http://xoxo.angstlust.com/
2l award ANGST, TEENS, etc.

Chris & Todd _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1816/
2l award They like TWINKIES. Well, at LEAST it's obvious they're JOKING ...

Elisabeth _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.butterflytattoos.com/
2l award BUTTERFLY TATTOOS?

Mike & Shawna _D lose (couples)
     http://www.insanity-inc.org/homepage/
2l award Um. YEAH.

Emily & Mike _D lose (couples)
     http://www.ourbeautifullove.com/
2l award Yay, another SYRUPY Web site.

"Anticlockwise" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.kemernet.com/oz/
2l award Can't make HEADS or TAILS Of this one.

Beverley _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/MethosFever/
2l award She has METHOS FEVER? Umm. OKAY.

"Scary Guy" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.thescaryguy.com/
2l award Good for HIM.

Abby _D lose (girls)
     http://www.spiralgoddess.com/
2l award She's a GODDESS or SOMESUCH.

Aaron & Max _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/absolutmax/picture2.html
2l award Let's hear it for HIPPIES!

David _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.bridgemeister.com/
2l award Bridges. Bridges. BRIDGES.

Linsday _D lose (journalists)
     http://lindsee.tripod.com/
2l award Nice CHOICE OF COLORS.

Cory _D lose (punks)
     http://crash.to/kijima
2l award Cory's another ANIME FREAK.

"Bathtub Girl" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.bathtubgirl.com/
2l award Uh HUH.

Erin _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/quitit/
2l award Um. OKAY.

Philip _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.philipveale.com/
2l award He likes STAR WARS.

Lucy _D lose (greenies)
     http://lucy18.tripod.com/
2l award PURE PEBBLES?

Andrew _D lose (dorks)
     http://discoking.cjb.net/
2l award DISCO?

Anthony _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wv/gothpunk/
2l award He loves SATAN.

Reneé _D lose (goths)
     http://thelastwonkabar.friendpages.com/
2l award WONDERFUL.

Beverly & Jamie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/1764/
2l award LOVELY.

Tracy _D lose (journalists)
     http://weblog.katgyrl.com/
2l award BLAH BLAH BLAH yap yap BLAH BLAH BLAH.

F.M. _D lose (groupies)
     http://angelfire.com/rock/fearhispenis/
2l award He worships Rob WHO?

Waldo _D lose (wannabes)
     http://waldo169.8m.com/
2l award YAP YAP YAP.

Britanny _D lose (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/page/britanny2000
2l award Looks like OUR LITTLE FRIEND has some HANGUPS about BARBIE DOLLS ...

Carol _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/exploring_citr/
2l award Look! It's "CAROL"!

Steve _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/steve_n2xrm/
2l award A SITE for LOSERS.

Chris _D lose (goths)
     http://www.rageman.com/
2l award SAD. Just SAD.

Mike _D lose (freaks)
     http://moomoothechimp.webjump.com/
2l award He has an IMAGINARY pet MONKEY?

Angel _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ny/angelmiette/
2l award A CHRISTIAN GOTH? WHAT THE ...

"Gizmokid" _D lose (design)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/raytrace/996/
2l award Now THAT'S design.

H.J. _D lose (journalists)
     http://atom.man.tripod.com/
2l award Yet another POOR SOUL who figures that WE CARE.

Keri _D lose (wannabes)
     http://pages.ivillage.com/misc/kerifletcher/
2l award Well, she SURE doesn't have SELF ESTEEM problems ...

"Frolic" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.anabolic-frolic.com/
2l award He's a HARDCORE DJ! Uh HUH.

Tina _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/3920/index.html
2l award She SINGS at a WALMART.

"Skullhead" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/mrskullhead75/
2l award BLUH DUH FUH

Michele _D lose (girls)
     http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/michele/
2l award Her online PORTFOLIO!

Rebekah _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/4653/home.html
2l award Welcome to YAPFEST 2000.

"Tigger" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.internettrash.com/users/tigger/
2l award A WEB CAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil _D lose (freaks)
     http://members.aol.com/phil666/feet.html
2l award Let's HEAR IT for FOOT FETISHISTS.

Greg _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/yummyplastic/
2l award Yeah, WHATEVER, bub.

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