LOSERS dot ORG Losers on the Internet

. index
. submit
. contact
. disclaimer

. couples
. design
. dorks
. freaks
. girls
. goths
. greenies
. groupies
. hobbyists
. journalists
. nerds
. players
. punks
. rednecks
. trekkies
. wannabes

. 1l
. 2l
. 3l
. 4l
. 5l

2l Here are all the 2-L losers.


Dann _D lose (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/vipersrus2002/dannspage.html
2l award Here's some SHOUT OUTS for you: Say HI to your WANG.

Talia _D lose (design)
     http://tethomasart.tripod.com/
2l award Maybe we should start over with our FIRST WEB DESIGN LESSON: GIF vs. JPEG.

Juffi & Kefyu _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.freewebs.com/jemguild2/
2l award Okay, KIDS, want to try again in ENGLISH this time?

Tanja _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.rings.ch.vu/
2l award A Lord of the Rings ... HUMOR page?

Chenda _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/evofly/
2l award Have you ever met a WANNABE FREAK before? Well, NOW you HAVE.

Molly _D lose (punks)
     http://www.expage.com/punky12
2l award BRAVO. Clap, clap.

Vicki _D lose (girls)
     http://www.catcatcatpig.tk/
2l award You KNOW, we don't think she's from TOKELAU.

Bartholomew _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html
2l award Maybe they should change their name to FU the FIND A BETTER WEB DESIGNER.

Ihokas _D lose (wannabes)
     http://ihokas.luumurecordings.com/
2l award Another FRUSTRATED MUSICIAN. Like the world isn't OVERPOPULATED with those.

Bonnie _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.empurple.com/
2l award Okay, it's called "EMPURPLE." Does that mean related to the process of BRUISING or WHAT?

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ianis_stupid/
2l award Yeah, that logo SERIOUSLY IMPRESSES.

"Lungs of a Giant" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.lungsofagiant.com/
2l award They've got a major case of WE-WANT-TO-BE-FAMOUS-MUSICIANS DISEASE. It seems to be SPREADING.

Jesse _D lose (players)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/limppimp888/mystory.html
2l award Is th ANIMATING LIGHTNING in the background supposed to tell us anything about YOUR PROSPECTS?

Leo _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.hvcc.edu/~lb355450/
2l award CHESS CLUB.

Tae _D lose (wannabes)
     http://home.attbi.com/~seong123/
2l award Uh, WHAT?

Ralph & Darrah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.guscooks.com/
2l award Don't quit your DAY JOBS, guys. Oh, WAIT, maybe you don't HAVE ANY.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamchesneyhawkes/
2l award A wannabe LOOKALIKE for an obscure British early '90s teen idol, who is somewhere between self-delusional and SCARY.

Shawna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.jadedhearts.com/
2l award Ending every sentence in YO does not make you COOL.

Sally & Johnny _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
2l award A Web site to PROVE that BLACK PEOPLE like them! Yes, we're sure it's a JOKE, but STILL.

Richard _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.hollowedminds.8m.com/
2l award Hurray, another BAND!

"Bluegirl" _D lose (journalists)
     http://upsaid.com/bluegirl/
2l award She's BLUE !!!!! And has a WEB LOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Freak Watchers Textbook" _D lose (freaks)
     http://freaks.davezilla.com/
2l award Well, it certainly DELIVERS as PROMISED.

Al _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.iamawolf.com/
2l award It's a self-styled PORNOGRAPHER trying to do a NON-PORN site. Well, ALL RIGHTY.

Ralf _D lose (journalists)
     http://nyman.sphosting.com/
2l award He doesn't COLLECT INFO or SEND SPAM. Well, GOOD.

Amy _D lose (girls)
     http://www.prising.com/
2l award They're a WILD BAND!

Chris _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chopkinsca/story.html
2l award He writes STORIES.

Claire & Lu _D lose (trekkies)
     http://uk.geocities.com/space_monkeysg1/
2l award Well, at least they're HONEST about their INFATUATION.

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ky3/zatakist/
2l award Three words: HAPPENING FEMALE MONKEY.

Brandon _D lose (punks)
     http://six-am.org/
2l award Oh YEAH! Look at him ROCK OUT!

Samia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.queenofarabia.netfirms.com/
2l award A paranoid BLOGGER. What more could you ASK FOR?

"Ravzilla" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.ravzilla.co.uk/
2l award UP the NUTS.

Tiffany _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://fights.fun.to/
2l award It's the FIGHT ROOM! The first rule of FIGHT ROOM is: No one goes to FIGHT ROOM.

Stephanie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/rock_star_steph/wheatbreadandberries
2l award She's in an IMAGINARY ROCK BAND.

Logan _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.loganworld.com/
2l award It doesn't have anything to do with LOGAN'S RUN, but we like to PRETEND it does.

Chasity _D lose (wannabes)
     http://chasity.isamodel.com/
2l award She's a MODEL? Of WHAT? P.S. It's spelled CHASTITY.

"Grazer" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.grazer.org/
2l award Better LIVING through planned GLOBAL THINKING!

Ben & Stephanie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.benandstephanie.com/
2l award This planet needs MORE PICTURES.

Lauren _D lose (punks)
     http://www.expage.com/owhatapage
2l award TURTLE TURTLE?

Kristin _D lose (design)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/oddling/
2l award Less COLOR, more CONTENT.

Mike _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/imoff2college/
2l award COLLEGE something something SCHOOL blah blah CAPTAIN'S LOG.

Ed _D lose (punks)
     http://www.eddiewillson.freewebspace.com/
2l award He GREW UP PUNK.

Bob & Dave _D lose (dorks)
     http://theozonecow.cjb.net/
2l award A page about two fictional CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHORS. OKAY.

Brian _D lose (wannabes)
     http://nowhereatall.virtualave.net/resume1.html
2l award This is the most BIZARRE, RAMBLING RESUME we've ever SEEN.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.studiocreations.com/stormtrooper/main.shtml
2l award Yes, YOU can have your very own STORMTROOPER COSTUME.

Michael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.cytex.com/go/mbparker/
2l award This guy is SERIOUSLY COOL.

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/daves_mcd/
2l award Want to check out his MOVIE REVIEWS?

Jurgen _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdvlugt/index.html
2l award Clearly he has HOBBIES, but it's so DISORGANIZED we can't tell what they ARE.

Mieke _D lose (girls)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~lwe/
2l award All about her IDEAS and movie/book REVIEWS.

Sean _D lose (journalists)
     http://synclog.net/
2l award HIGH SCHOOL kids and their LIVES.

Krista _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/punkasspixie16/index.html
2l award What is this, some kind of TEENAGE STATUS REPORT? You're going to be WRITING those for the REST of your LIFE, don't START EARLY.

Franklin _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/f_int/
2l award The WEB is his NEW TOY.

Beto _D lose (nerds)
     http://ollin.net/
2l award What is he, a TAGGING NERD or what?

Tom _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/slightlypissed/
2l award Fake CHURCHES, yay!

Becky _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/music2/friskin/
2l award She's not WELL.

John _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/indie/mccyrus/
2l award He's a MUSICIAN.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm
2l award JESUS sure went COMMERCIAL.

Bianca _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/gothique_miss/
2l award Points for extra use of the word TWITCH.

Cass _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.mini.iwarp.com/index2.html
2l award ANIME. Enough SAID.

Phil _D lose (trekkies)
     http://zab.wiredweirdness.com/
2l award SHIP'S LOG !!!!!!!!!!

"Imperial Hearts" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://imperialhearts.cjb.net/
2l award It's an ONLINE COMMUNITY!

Leah _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/ifeelreallyfuctup/oyea.html
2l award She's not a LOSER or anything, IS SHE?

Chris _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/americanzeroxv/index2.html
2l award YIN YANG and VIDEO GAMES.

Adam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.monkeystyle.net/
2l award Hurray, ANOTHER comic.

Falbe _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.spandexmoose.com/
2l award We don't have to go any further than the TITLE.

"Dessy Snitch" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.wsu.edu/~roubinet/
2l award Yay, another LOCAL BAND.

Brian _D lose (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/theunemployedmusic/
2l award A band called THE UNEMPLOYED. How PROPHETIC.

Scott _D lose (design)
     http://www.mercurous.net/scott/
2l award Yay, we're navigating by TOTALLY MEANINGLESS PICTURES!

Adam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.adamwalsh.20m.com/
2l award He's a PHOTOGRAPHER! Hurk.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/cheezieworld/
2l award She LIKES, um, STUFFED ANIMALS.

Tristan _D lose (players)
     http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
2l award May we suggest ANOTHER reason might be the fact that you'd ACTUALLY put up such a page in the FIRST place?

David _D lose (nerds)
     http://members.cox.net/grundage/
2l award David's HARD AT WORK doing WEB DESIGN. Keep it UP.

Sunny _D lose (girls)
     http://sunsetblaze.net/
2l award A GIRL with her WEB CAM. Need we say MORE?

Lisa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.castagno.com/notquitepunk/
2l award PUNK ROCK. NERD. Discuss.

Pamela _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=BigSister
2l award BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Josh _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=JoshClogston
2l award Anther WINNER, casting out his LIFE to the WORLD.

Beth _D lose (journalists)
     http://never-ever.net/beth/
2l award After a WHILE, they all start looking the SAME.

Ben, Tom, & Kenny _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.alltooflat.com/
2l award EARTH to GUYS. EARTH to GUYS. You're not FUNNY.

BJ _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure972/
2l award In SO MANY WAYS, sir, we DON'T want to KNOW.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/miserableirishbastard/
2l award He's a MISERABLE and SAD man. KUDOS.

Per _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.acc.umu.se/~isegrim/
2l award WHAT THE

Dylan _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/index.html
2l award He's, like, a PROGRAMMER and stuff.

Amber & Eric _D lose (couples)
     http://www.amber-and-eric.com/
2l award Falling in LOVE, wedding PLANS, and JAVASCRIPT GAMES. What more could you ASK for?

Laura _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/pikab2001/
2l award HONEY, don't you think you're a LITTLE OLD for POKEMON?

"Paydra" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=paydra
2l award SISTER FRIEND needs some CLOTHES.

Nikki _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.bearkatnikki.com/
2l award She likes the CINCINNATI BEARCATS a little TOO MUCH, if you CATCH our DRIFT.

Kris _D lose (girls)
     http://reina.simplenecessity.com/
2l award A DAYS OF OUR LIVES fan. Enough SAID.

Arnob _D lose (wannabes)
     http://robocop_ca.tripod.com/
2l award Check out his SOUND SAMPLES! FURP.

Christopher _D lose (design)
     http://www.expage.com/christopherchristensen
2l award BRIGHT red and SKY BLUE. HURRAY.

Ben & Jennie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/ben_jennie/
2l award The STORY of how they MET over the INTERNET and finally got MARRIED. GREAT.

Tom _D lose (wannabes)
     http://lonely_losers_club.tripod.com/lonelylosersclub/
2l award Yay, another LOSERS site.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://bogeyon.cjb.net/
2l award We give it a D.

Justin _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/latchkey_99/
2l award POETRY and TIME WASTING stories.

Stephen _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.csn.ul.ie/~diamond/
2l award Look at all the SOFTWARE he's WRITTEN!

Christopher _D lose (design)
     http://www.mediabasement.com/mediabasement/
2l award Don't you think you're OVERDOING it a bit, BUB? It's just a PAGE.

Marc _D lose (journalists)
     http://coder.ca/
2l award What an EXCITING LIFE he LEADS.

Pele _D lose (girls)
     http://www.mentaltoilet.com/
2l award MENTAL TOILET is a pretty APT CHOICE.

Cain _D lose (journalists)
     http://kingoftheselkies.tripod.com/
2l award We mean, REALLY. What kind of LOSER nominates HIMSELF?

Cheryl _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/mama_cat/
2l award CATS CATS CATS CATS (and so on).

Adam _D lose (punks)
     http://www.matmice.com/home/funkymunky/
2l award BLINK 182, JAPANESE ANIMATION, what MORE could you ASK for?

"Mongz" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.asl.to/TheMongz
2l award YAPPITUDINAL.

Magnus _D lose (girls)
     http://magnus.tarnish.net/
2l award Her page is CONSTANTLY UPDATED. Too bad there isn't much to SHOW for it.

Jolene _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/emotionalcage/main.html
2l award You're not NUTS when you talk to INAMINATE OBJECTS. You're NUTS when they TALK BACK.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/cynical_charlatan/
2l award We give them a D MINUS.

Jager _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.rammstein.ws
2l award FIRED

Adam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.optimistic.freehomepage.com/
2l award He's going to be a FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER!

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://loveyourhalley.gq.nu/
2l award HALLEY?

Woody _D lose (wannabes)
     http://stewartstransport.bendigo.net.au/Andrew/
2l award All together now: LGLHUGALHGALHUGAHLUGALHUGALHGA

Lisa _D lose (wannabes)
     http://welcome.to/mylilworld
2l award She built a HOMEPAGE. Well, DUH.

Dusty _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/xphyl42/
2l award CHERRY POPPIN' DADDIES. Enough SAID.

"Texlee" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/texleespice/
2l award FAAAAAAAAAAAAART

"Ace" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.aceentrance.net/
2l award AS IF.

Rafael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.livinforever.8m.com/
2l award We can LIVE FOREVER!

Jason _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html
2l award SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewering this PAGE has been known to cause BLINDNESS, NAUSEA, and BIRTH DEFECTS.

Malloreigh _D lose (goths)
     http://www.livejournal.com/users/malloreigh/
2l award That is BY FAR the DUMBEST SPELLING of THAT NAME we've ever had the pleasure of SEEING.

Catherine _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/catherinemorandiportal/
2l award HURRRRRRR SHE'S INTO DISCIPLINE

Betsy _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/skreamingdaiseys/dorkyloser.html
2l award She's the FOUNDING (and SOLE) member of the DORKY LOSERS KLUB.

Jo _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/greenliberal/
2l award TOMB RAIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1414 2556879

Sarah _D lose (freaks)
     http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysMainPage/
2l award We're in her DOMAIN now.

Hayley _D lose (journalists)
     http://myhayley.com/
2l award A girl with a WEB CAM. And TAN LINES. No, not THOSE.

Matt _D lose (rednecks)
     http://linear-t.net/
2l award We give it a C.

Heather _D lose (girls)
     http://www.mercurous.net/heatheriffic/
2l award Her name is HEATHER! HEATHERIFFIC! HEATHER? HEATHERIFFIC? GET IT? Can we BEAT IT INTO YOUR HEAD anymore?

Kelli _D lose (girls)
     http://www.fishtop.com/
2l award BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER!

"Tilly" _D lose (design)
     http://calypso.spaceports.com/~starla/mainish.htm
2l award Here's an OLD FAVORITE: "TILLYMONSTER."

Tiffany _D lose (girls)
     http://life.remember.to/
2l award She's a MUSIC STATION. Or she THINKS she is.

Melinda _D lose (girls)
     http://melsbasketcase.tripod.com/
2l award She hears VOICES. MELINDA, your PARENTS' voices do not COUNT.

Jared _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/42/
2l award We give him a B for BORING.

"Chasity" _D lose (girls)
     http://chasity.diaryland.com/
2l award We JUST DON'T KNOW.

"Aggro" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/aggrop/
2l award How PUNKY can he be with a LEAPING KITTEN?

"Ale'" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/dawnisthedarkesthour/
2l award BO-RING.

? _D lose (players)
     http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/48/radies_man.html
2l award Okay, this HAS to be a JOKE.

Anna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/ruubysoho/enter.html
2l award An UNHEALTHY INTEREST in FLYING.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/asaindrummajor/
2l award What the HELL?

Nina _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/absolute_imperfection/
2l award We vote NO.

Katey _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.envy.nu/notastar/
2l award ARGLE BARGLE.

Alysia _D lose (journalists)
     http://journal.diary-x.com/
2l award She couldn't even come up with an original JOURNAL name.

Caitlin _D lose (journalists)
     http://band-aid.diary-x.com/
2l award ZUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kevin _D lose (punks)
     http://www.unitedfrontwebzine.com/
2l award It's a ZINE!

Zach _D lose (dorks)
     http://zworld.8m.com/
2l award MUMUMUMUUUNUNUNUUUNNUUMNUNMUNMUMNUMNUNMUN

Sherri _D lose (dorks)
     http://HomePages.address.com/starnermy777/HomePage.html
2l award On the CONTRARY, bub. You ARE funny. You just DON'T realize WHY.

Rachel _D lose (girls)
     http://crafty_diva.tripod.com/me/
2l award A female AUSTIN POWERS? That can't be GOOD.

Andreas _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~arews/
2l award POETRY! MUSIC! BORINGOSITY!

Jordan _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.iwu.edu/~jault/
2l award If we had a RETARDED award, we'd USE it.

Jennifer _D lose (design)
     http://winja.scribble.nu/
2l award Why do people think that EVERY "CLEVER" Web page has to start with a set of DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS?

Britt _D lose (journalists)
     http://sellout.diary-x.com/
2l award More CRAPPITUDE.

"Mercury" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.mercurous.net/
2l award She has a DARK SOUL no doubt. Wasn't MERCURY a GUY, anyway?

David _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/chibi_perdita/
2l award HONK. (We like being OPAQUE sometimes.)

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://frurkel.diaryland.com/
2l award DELI CHICK?

Nick _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.ihatetomatoes.com/
2l award He made a WISHLIST at AMAZON! Let's all GIVE him a HAND.

Tom _D lose (trekkies)
     http://community-2.webtv.net/TOMN64/
2l award He likes SCIENCE FICTION. Can't even spell BABYLON, for that matter.

Rick _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.yansa.net/rick/index.html
2l award SWELL.

Bilal _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/bilal786bilal/
2l award A real STINKER. (HIS words, not OURS.)

Shelly _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.mahabunny.cjb.net/
2l award BUNNIES and ORANGE TIC-TACs. Just CONFUSING.

"Trip" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/trip_81/
2l award We DUB thee SIR DORKSALOT.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.envy.nu/phlegm/
2l award Nice DRAWINGS, there.

Hallenbeck _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/someoneseesyou/
2l award Poetry: Uh, OKAY. Harp music: WHAT?

Pammie _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/pammie420/
2l award Pammie likes FRAMES. LOTS of little FRAMES.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~purpleprimate/
2l award Another WEBCAM and JOURNAL. GREAT.

Tiffany _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://geocities.com/tiffanyonyemaobi/
2l award She likes MUSIC. YEAH.

Jim _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/weeza666/
2l award He's REALY, REALLY trying. REALLY.

Katie _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8007/
2l award It's JUST a TV SHOW, folks. It's even a CRAPPY one.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/daavos
2l award ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Gordon _D lose (design)
     http://www.whoreallycares.com/
2l award You may note that the DOMAIN NAME starts with WHORE.

Jurgen _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~vdvlugt/index.html
2l award It's SNOWING!

"Auraj" _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/auraj/aurabohemian.html
2l award Hurray for EVERYTHING.

Becca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html
2l award GREAT. LOVELY.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://slinkie.cjb.net/
2l award It's a PUNK BAND! BONK HONK WHO CARES

Ben _D lose (punks)
     http://lsm.tux.nu/
2l award SKATERS! DUDE!

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.exoticplants.org.uk/
2l award He likes SEEDS. FUNNY seeds.

"United Phone Losers" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.phonelosers.net/
2l award TELEPHONE FRAUD!

"Ave" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.users.qwest.net/~secretmage/
2l award Nothing BETTER to do INDEED.

Tae _D lose (wannabes)
     http://backinblack.4t.com/
2l award CRAPPLES.

"Crimson" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/crimson_k/
2l award A wannabe NON-CONFORMIST who's just a SNOOZER.

Kenneth _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/picard/36/
2l award STAR TREK: complete CRAP. What ELSE.

Onna _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/whatthefuck/
2l award Oh, SHUT UP.

James _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.kiny.cjb.net/
2l award DERBIES?

Lauren _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/lenore_x/
2l award FAN FICTION. Plus, we can learn about her RELIGION.

Eddie _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nd/bedpaneddie/
2l award Yeah, WHATEVER, Eddie.

Meghan _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.liquid2k.com/excesslight/
2l award A GIRL and her WRITING.

Jack _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/hairy_airplane_2000/
2l award He wants IN!

"Skunk" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/furrieloserkid/
2l award NO, he's not a LOSER, is he?

Trevor _D lose (punks)
     http://www.fantasyanimal.co.uk/
2l award An IMAGINARY FOX?

Rivka _D lose (design)
     http://rivkasmerrybunchofcrap.homestead.com/index.html
2l award BLEAH.

Catherine _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.extricate.nu/
2l award DARE TO DREAM

Wesley _D lose (journalists)
     http://stackedactor.diaryland.com/
2l award THANKS for the MEMORIES.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.greenfairy.net/
2l award Why do all these ARTSY sites look the SAME BORING WAY?

"Davo" _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/loserdave/
2l award Okay. It's a page about CAMAROS. We really don't need to go any FURTHER.

Jim _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/jimontheatv/
2l award OFFROAD/RACING! WHOO HOOOOO, KEGGER!

Leo _D lose (dorks)
     http://briss.tripod.com/
2l award He's SUPERMAN, or something.

"T" _D lose (dorks)
     http://nrub.virtue.nu/
2l award WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
2l award WHAT?

JB _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~carolandjimcook/
2l award Yeah, tell the whole WORLD about it.

Jody _D lose (nerds)
     http://home.midsouth.rr.com/linuxmonkey/
2l award DURFFFFFFFF FARTING

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/webmeyster/
2l award GLHAGHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGALHGALH

"Memnoch" _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/paris/louvre/6145/
2l award DAVID BOWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben _D lose (design)
     http://www.never-ever.net/index.html
2l award Someone shouldn't be let near CRAYONS.

"Danger Girl" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/dangergirl_555/
2l award A GLUE SNIFFER?

Ed _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.tlmp.org/
2l award His alias is "WEEDMAN." Guess what he wants LEGALIZED?

Brian _D lose (punks)
     http://geocities.com/ovrmdkt/
2l award We color this LAME.

Rebecca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.virtue.nu/dragonflames/rebecca/frames.html
2l award DRAGON FLAMES.

"Korian" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/korian/
2l award Another SORRY EXCUSE for a PILE OF PROTOPLASM.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/piano/204/
2l award GOO GOO DOLLS.

Carol _D lose (girls)
     http://web2.airmail.net/kemp/freebird.htm
2l award Put some CLOTHES on.

Talal _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.talal.com/
2l award The ULTIMATE FUN PAGE with ... GARFIELD!

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/myband/orgysmansion/istpage.html
2l award They obviously make good ROLE MODELS.

Michael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.kittyfeet.com/
2l award Nice TEETH.

Dylan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.clientandserver.com/
2l award Say WHAT?

Nathan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/spiffguysworldofwonder
2l award It's the music Web site OF THE FUTURE!

Jodi _D lose (girls)
     http://www.jodizone.com/
2l award A GIRL and her WEB CAM. ANOTHER one.

Rob _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.alphalink.com.au/~yoda/
2l award A fan of AVIATION, you say?

Darren _D lose (players)
     http://www.girlswithglasses.com/
2l award GIRLS with GLASSES?

Holly _D lose (design)
     http://www.geekcore.net/
2l award SQUINTING ... SQUINTING ... clicking the BACK BUTTON ...

"Stone" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/sabang261/realwebsite.htm
2l award EARTH to STONE: No one CARES.

John _D lose (nerds)
     http://members.tripod.com/foxs_den/index.html
2l award He's STAR FOX!

Tommy _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/russiantank/
2l award When we read PIPEHITTERS, we thought something else TOO. At least that would have been FUNNY.

Keith _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.subtrivial.com/keeterman/index.html
2l award It's yet another WEIRD "AL" FAN. How come bunches of them have WEB SITES, but we've never actually MET ONE in REAL LIFE?

Melissa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.redrival.com/divinity/melissa.html
2l award TEAM CELINE!

Kim _D lose (girls)
     http://expage.com/page/saphire13
2l award ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benjamin _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/moesownpage
2l award Well, that's EXCELLENT.

"Stolen Goods" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.sgpunk.cjb.net/
2l award YAY, a PUNK BAND.

Matthew _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.banwell.com/
2l award Hi, MATTHEW.

"Globetwatter" _D lose (journalists)
     http://globetwatter.diaryland.com/
2l award BLAH, a long pause, followed by more BLAH.

Meisje _D lose (groupies)
     http://daddyworld.tripod.com/
2l award DADDYWORLD?

Alexus _D lose (girls)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/trendy_grrrl420/
2l award Yes, ALEXUS, people who WORSHIP SATAN sure ARE neat!

Steven _D lose (goths)
     http://www.toronto-goth.com/
2l award He's a TORONTO GOTH!

Rhonda _D lose (freaks)
     http://rhondaschonle.cjb.net/
2l award We don't usually call these people CRAZY but this one FITS THE BILL.

Karim _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.purplenet.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award He likes PURPLE and BANDS. LOTS.

"Hunter" _D lose (players)
     http://hometown.aol.com/deep9foru/myhomepage/profile.html
2l award We're sure he's got them BEATING down his door.

"Em" _D lose (girls)
     http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/diviner0se/myhomepage/
2l award Nice PICTURE. Not enough METAL in her FACE, though.

Aymie _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/howyadouchin/
2l award BRAVO.

Chuck _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.solidstatedesign.com/chuckl/
2l award Chuck has an ONLINE NOVEL and a KNOWLEDGE of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

"Celestial" _D lose (journalists)
     http://celestial521.diaryland.com/
2l award Nice ALIAS.

Davio _D lose (wannabes)
     http://home.freeuk.net/davio/
2l award Number one SWINGERS page?

"Curi" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/curiosityv/
2l award NEED more MAKEUP.

Andy _D lose (design)
     http://www.andy4laura.com/
2l award TOILET.

Jeff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/jhvideo/
2l award MUSIC and INDEPENDENT FILM productions!

Tae _D lose (wannabes)
     http://backinblack.4t.com/
2l award LAME it IS.

Vlad _D lose (goths)
     http://i.am/vladdamien
2l award YAP.

Henry _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.henrylim.org/index.html
2l award Check out those LEGO SCULPTURES ...

Rosie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.sudval.org/~koalapnk/
2l award Someone needs to have their TEMPERATURE TAKEN.

Cliff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm
2l award Cliff HATES YOU.

Ilya _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.geocities.com/drr0cket/
2l award We looked this one over and all we could come up with was: HUH?

Joe _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/omnijoe/
2l award Nice POETRY and JOURNAL, bub.

Don _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.surleymurph.com/
2l award REDNECK REPORTS, eh?

Riki _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/6208/
2l award Yes, everyone wants to hear your OPINIONS.

Fred _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Shores/4298/
2l award He's a FARMER.

Martyn _D lose (players)
     http://quarryking.tripod.com/
2l award Um. OKAY.

Laura _D lose (girls)
     http://www.oneangrygirl.com/
2l award She's an ANGRY GIRL.

Barb _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/~silver/
2l award GAAAAAK.

Lianna _D lose (couples)
     http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/geisha/babyboy.html
2l award They're going to let STRANGERS pick their child's MIDDLE NAME?

Dan _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.flutterby.com/
2l award Glad we could get the PLAY-BY-PLAY on this guy's LIFE.

Matt _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/downrun/
2l award Another GUY who thinks WE CARE.

Allison _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/
2l award And yet ANOTHER Weird "Al" page. What IS it with these people?

Tanya _D lose (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/morbidgirl69
2l award DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Elle _D lose (girls)
     http://www.stripperpower.com/
2l award STRIPPER POWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evienne _D lose (girls)
     http://xoxo.angstlust.com/
2l award ANGST, TEENS, etc.

Chris & Todd _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1816/
2l award They like TWINKIES. Well, at LEAST it's obvious they're JOKING ...

Elisabeth _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.butterflytattoos.com/
2l award BUTTERFLY TATTOOS?

Mike & Shawna _D lose (couples)
     http://www.insanity-inc.org/homepage/
2l award Um. YEAH.

Emily & Mike _D lose (couples)
     http://www.ourbeautifullove.com/
2l award Yay, another SYRUPY Web site.

"Anticlockwise" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.kemernet.com/oz/
2l award Can't make HEADS or TAILS Of this one.

Beverley _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/MethosFever/
2l award She has METHOS FEVER? Umm. OKAY.

"Scary Guy" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.thescaryguy.com/
2l award Good for HIM.

Abby _D lose (girls)
     http://www.spiralgoddess.com/
2l award She's a GODDESS or SOMESUCH.

Aaron & Max _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/absolutmax/picture2.html
2l award Let's hear it for HIPPIES!

David _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.bridgemeister.com/
2l award Bridges. Bridges. BRIDGES.

Linsday _D lose (journalists)
     http://lindsee.tripod.com/
2l award Nice CHOICE OF COLORS.

Cory _D lose (punks)
     http://crash.to/kijima
2l award Cory's another ANIME FREAK.

"Bathtub Girl" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.bathtubgirl.com/
2l award Uh HUH.

Erin _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/quitit/
2l award Um. OKAY.

Philip _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.philipveale.com/
2l award He likes STAR WARS.

Lucy _D lose (greenies)
     http://lucy18.tripod.com/
2l award PURE PEBBLES?

Andrew _D lose (dorks)
     http://discoking.cjb.net/
2l award DISCO?

Anthony _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wv/gothpunk/
2l award He loves SATAN.

Reneé _D lose (goths)
     http://thelastwonkabar.friendpages.com/
2l award WONDERFUL.

Beverly & Jamie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/1764/
2l award LOVELY.

Tracy _D lose (journalists)
     http://weblog.katgyrl.com/
2l award BLAH BLAH BLAH yap yap BLAH BLAH BLAH.

F.M. _D lose (groupies)
     http://angelfire.com/rock/fearhispenis/
2l award He worships Rob WHO?

Waldo _D lose (wannabes)
     http://waldo169.8m.com/
2l award YAP YAP YAP.

Britanny _D lose (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/page/britanny2000
2l award Looks like OUR LITTLE FRIEND has some HANGUPS about BARBIE DOLLS ...

Carol _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/exploring_citr/
2l award Look! It's "CAROL"!

Steve _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/steve_n2xrm/
2l award A SITE for LOSERS.

Chris _D lose (goths)
     http://www.rageman.com/
2l award SAD. Just SAD.

Mike _D lose (freaks)
     http://moomoothechimp.webjump.com/
2l award He has an IMAGINARY pet MONKEY?

Angel _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ny/angelmiette/
2l award A CHRISTIAN GOTH? WHAT THE ...

"Gizmokid" _D lose (design)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/raytrace/996/
2l award Now THAT'S design.

H.J. _D lose (journalists)
     http://atom.man.tripod.com/
2l award Yet another POOR SOUL who figures that WE CARE.

Keri _D lose (wannabes)
     http://pages.ivillage.com/misc/kerifletcher/
2l award Well, she SURE doesn't have SELF ESTEEM problems ...

"Frolic" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.anabolic-frolic.com/
2l award He's a HARDCORE DJ! Uh HUH.

Tina _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/3920/index.html
2l award She SINGS at a WALMART.

"Skullhead" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/mrskullhead75/
2l award BLUH DUH FUH

Michele _D lose (girls)
     http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/michele/
2l award Her online PORTFOLIO!

Rebekah _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/4653/home.html
2l award Welcome to YAPFEST 2000.

"Tigger" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.internettrash.com/users/tigger/
2l award A WEB CAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil _D lose (freaks)
     http://members.aol.com/phil666/feet.html
2l award Let's HEAR IT for FOOT FETISHISTS.

Greg _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/yummyplastic/
2l award Yeah, WHATEVER, bub.

April _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.webpixie.com/
2l award GOOD LORD.

Jen _D lose (journalists)
     http://urbane.cjb.net/
2l award GAKKKKKK

Jason _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.happyscrappy.com/
2l award Uh. Okay.

Daniel _D lose (players)
     http://home.netvigator.com/~jtcau/main.htm
2l award This GUY actually has a LIST of all the GIRLS he's had RELATIONS with! Hurf.

"Eira" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/5075/
2l award She writes POETRY.

"Piccolo" _D lose (goths)
     http://iampiccolo.8k.com/
2l award It SUCKS, all right.

Sarah _D lose (journalists)
     http://tasty-pirate.org/
2l award What is a TASTY PIRATE? More IMPORTANTLY, do we REALLY want to KNOW?

"Lynchpuppy" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/lynchpuppy/
2l award ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Greycat" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.pretention.net/
2l award SOMETHING SOMETHING moon SOMETHING SOMETHING

"Wiplash" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.themistresswhiplash.com/
2l award HAHAHAHA

Mikael _D lose (dorks)
     http://w1.456.telia.com/~u45603950/index.html
2l award He likes KIDS and POEMS and TAKING PICTURES WITH FISH.

Brendan _D lose (design)
     http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/guam/928/
2l award Could you use MORE TABLES?

Alvin _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/in2/PlayboyThuG/
2l award HAHAHAHAHA

"Mr. Dinklepuss" _D lose (freaks)
     http://come.to/dinklepuss
2l award WHAT THE

Justin _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.justinslife.com/
2l award BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.ihatestarwars.com/
2l award An ANTI-GROUPIE -- someone who hates STAR WARS. A LOT.

Michelle _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.tripod.com/~rcassidypage/index.html
2l award The best she can do is a CASSIDY, and the LEAST FAMOUS ONE at that.

Jordanna _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/skatinghaven/
2l award She likes SKATING.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.yankthechain.com/
2l award LAME.

"Potheads" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/potheads_666/
2l award Another GAGGLE of DOPE-SMOKING WANNABES.

Josh, Mike, & Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://joshmikedave.tripod.com/homepage.html
2l award The WORLD of DUMBASSES.

Amtgard _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.amtgard.com/
2l award They like playing GAMES. A LOT.

TJ _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/athletesbane/filet.html
2l award WUP WAH.

Elisabeth _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.misselisabeth.com/
2l award We were WITH HER up to the point where she PARADED her pictures of ROADKILL ...

Jeanie _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2197/
2l award That's the BEST she can DO? What happened to AIMING HIGH?

Jonelin _D lose (punks)
     http://blar.org/
2l award Is there a WARRANTY on this one? ANYTHING?

Aradia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.dct.com/~aradia/index.html
2l award LA FEMME NIKITA, her CAT, and a WITCH! Could you ASK for anything MORE?

"Sinnocence" _D lose (goths)
     http://sinnocence.com/
2l award Another GIRL with a CAMERA and a WEB CAM and an ability to BORE.

Adina _D lose (girls)
     http://www8.50megs.com/niceadina/
2l award Do you think she'll be FAMOUS?

Michelle _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/HoTsExY2/
2l award How come the PHOTO GALLERIES are clearly pictures of DIFFERENT WOMEN?

John _D lose (trekkies)
     http://homepages.pavilion.co.uk/gbwilkes/
2l award He plays GAMES a little too MUCH, maybe.

Sal _D lose (dorks)
     http://gunduz.com/
2l award Try STIFLING a CHUCKLE. We bet you can't do it.

Deanna _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/4100/
2l award She writes HORROR NOVELS and BLAH.

Dave _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/8631/
2l award Gotta love those GOTHS. They're just so ... HUMOROUS.

Sarah _D lose (design)
     http://come.to/mahwackylilworld
2l award OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.

Arnold _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/kewl_geek/
2l award He's a "KEWL GEEK!" Yeah, they ALL are.

Alice _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/alicespalace/
2l award She actually WANTED to be listed on LOSERS dot ORG.

Alistair _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ffitz_uk/
2l award He's an ARTIST, or SOMETHING.

Jenny _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/Kowgirl/
2l award She calls herself "KOWGIRL." We an pretty much STOP right there.

Gwyn _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/gwyn_kellarross/
2l award Apparently she likes to show off her TITS and make POLITICAL COMMENTARY. What a curious COMBINATION ...

B. _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ridge/7921/
2l award Someone likes GERBILS -- REALLY, REALLY likes them.

Kayla _D lose (design)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/spirit/lanilove/index.html
2l award Well, that's just EXCELLENT.

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/amococoa/
2l award Hope you didn't NEED your EYES ...

Kevin _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/polarity13/
2l award If this guy ISN'T a nerd, who IS?

Traci _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.hendrix.edu/traci/
2l award A table of CLASSES she took this YEAR. Well, EXCELLENT.

Dennis _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.escape.ca/~valdron/
2l award He's a WRITER! Yeah, RIGHT.

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.theglobe.com/xl4u/
2l award LAME.

Jenni _D lose (girls)
     http://www.jennicam.com/
2l award A GIRL and her FOUR YEAR OLD WEB CAM.

Alison _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/alisons_page_2000/
2l award Apparently she's rather FOND of DUCKS.

"Rhe" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/3161/
2l award A SCIENCE FICTION COOKBOOK? Oh, PLEASE ...

James _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/powelljn/
2l award His FIRST WEB SITE? REALLY?

"Mary" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.virtue.nu/myjesusweeps/
2l award Oh, PLEASE.

"Detroit Playas" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/md/bigzenon/
2l award They like to get HAMMERED and take pictures of their "SHENANIGANS."

"Geezer" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Gorge/2957/
2l award This guy looks like a PARTY ANIMAL.

Howard _D lose (design)
     http://www.talk.to/spargo
2l award WOW.

Jason _D lose (design)
     http://rainy.net/heretic/
2l award Well, that's just GRAND.

Lionel _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.apricot.com/~kyousuke/lionelhome.html
2l award Now THIS guy couldn't be more nerdy if he TRIED.

Ian _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh/IanNation/
2l award The PINNACLE of BORING.

"Goggles" _D lose (journalists)
     http://scribble.nu/x/?u=goggles&e=2
2l award itchhiker's Guide to BOREDOM.

Lindsay _D lose (journalists)
     http://lindsay.diaryland.com/
2l award UH. OKAY.

Mary _D lose (journalists)
     http://frwhiskey.diaryland.com/
2l award TOURBUSES and TOURGUIDING! Wonderful.

Randy _D lose (groupies)
     http://home.eclipse.net/~rc/
2l award It's Randy's AWESOME homepage about his JEEP WRANGLER!

Todd _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.toddbertrang.com/
2l award HAHAHAHA

Tony _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.hypertony.co.uk/
2l award Another GUY who doesn't GET IT.

Nathan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.npj.com/
2l award WOW, man. He is REALLY BORING.

Ana _D lose (girls)
     http://www.anacam.com/
2l award YAY! Let's hear it for WEB CAMS!

Beckie _D lose (girls)
     http://www.beckie.com/
2l award Another WEB CAM!

Naomi _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/naosf/
2l award BOTANY?

Abby _D lose (girls)
     http://glitter.net
2l award We can never TRULY know her!

Yahni _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.yahni.com/
2l award Did he misspell YAWNY?

Raven, TK, & Toll _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com:80/Eureka/Consultant/9089/CPPC.html
2l award WhatEVER.

Dave _D lose (nerds)
     http://meloser.cjb.net/
2l award WHY did he create this site? HE said it, not US.

Kodi _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/eqstuff/
2l award Good LORD. Someone likes GAMES.

Carl _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/
2l award Thanks for the UPDATES on your LIFE, bub.

"Emlyn" _D lose (journalists)
     http://scribble.nu/x/?u=emlyyn&e=1
2l award Yay for STORIES about PAST RELATIONSHIPS.

Geoff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/zombiri/
2l award He's an ACTOR/DIRECTOR/SUPERMODEL!

"Wanker" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://crackhead.shoutweb.net/
2l award Someone sure likes the word CRACKHEAD.

Chris _D lose (wannabes)
     http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/
2l award When he says STUPID, he means STUPID.

Joerg _D lose (players)
     http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/
2l award He likes TALL WOMEN. Do THEY like HIM?

Jeannette _D lose (girls)
     http://home.pacific.net.sg/~lambert/
2l award A JOURNAL, and POETRY. Good JOB.

"Chirstyn" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.chirstyn.com/
2l award We tried to STIFLE BACK a LAUGH, but couldn't MANAGE.

"Tehawk" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/tehawk/
2l award BABYLON 5, STAR TREK, it's ALL HERE ...

Ashleigh _D lose (nerds)
     http://welcome.to/ashworld
2l award It's ASH WORLD!

Jean-Marie _D lose (freaks)
     http://go.to/jeanmarie
2l award That's just DISTURBING.

Dave _D lose (journalists)
     http://davedash.com/
2l award Thanks for the WEB CAM to go along with the JOURNAL.

Menno-Peter _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/greenfield/mother/310/mp.html
2l award KIM WILDE! Uh, YEAH!

Sarah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://freespeech.org/skippy/
2l award No one CARES.

Sung _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/hamitafevoll/
2l award Yesterday he learned how to SWEAR.

Karen _D lose (girls)
     http://clix.to/Kazza
2l award Things she LOVES, things she HATES ...

? _D lose (greenies)
     http://hello.to/planetdear
2l award WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

David _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6224/
2l award A PAGE o' POEMS.

Megan _D lose (goths)
     http://www.freeyellow.com/members6/psycogirl/index.html
2l award SNOOZE CITY.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://mindyourownbusiness.com/
2l award He thinks he's a COMEDIAN.

"Gar" _D lose (dorks)
     http://homepage.eircom.net/~raindrop/
2l award RAINDROP PROCESSES, eh? Uh HUH.

Richard _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dickeyschmid.com/
2l award Fully CATER to our NEEDS? A FAQ about HIMSELF? What is this guy ON?

"Leviathan" _D lose (goths)
     http://members2.easyspace.com/livingdeadgirl/
2l award Just LAME.

Kenny _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/7042/
2l award Another TRIBUTE to MEDIOCRITY.

Paul _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.jhewlett.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award The PRACTICAL JOKE WEB SITE! YAWN.

Nasha _D lose (girls)
     http://nasha.cjb.net/
2l award Somebody call the BORING POLICE.

Helen _D lose (design)
     http://website.lineone.net/~nelly/
2l award Nice COLOR SCHEME, DARLIN'.

Roger _D lose (players)
     http://hometown.aol.com/rodger350/myhomepage/index.html
2l award He HOPES to SOMEDAY be in a THREESOME.

Nina _D lose (journalists)
     http://minuet.org/
2l award LAYOUT inspired by PAINT IT BLACK.

Jennifer _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/ovarianscream/
2l award Yeah, WHATEVER.

Cary _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Lights/9180/
2l award A DREAMER LOST

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.khaos.ndirect.co.uk/
2l award Do not pass GO. Do not collect ANYTHING.

Trevor _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.disnesquick.faithweb.com
2l award A big fan of VIDEO GAMES, we see.

"Fleccy" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.frl.4mg.com/
2l award This guy's PROUD of being LAME, apparently.

D.J. _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.troutface.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award He likes ANIMALS. A little TOO MUCH, maybe.

Brian _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/me/blevesque/
2l award Hey, DEAD FISH, that's GREAT. Keep TRYING.

Maya _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/d_f_wallace/radio.html
2l award Totally INCOMPREHENSIBLE.

Meil _D lose (nerds)
     http://members.tripod.co.uk/Reaper_666/Mech_War/index.html
2l award A mix of GAMING and PASCAL PROGRAMMING!

Joe & Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.the-bridge.net/~jpetro24/
2l award Q: What is a SIMP? A: No one CARES.

Jaime _D lose (girls)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/me1/club_x/welcome.html
2l award REALM of the WHAT?

"Twink" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/9910/
2l award HOLY GOD

Spencer & Shezmin _D lose (couples)
     http://www.spencerandshezmin.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award We get the IMPRESSION that if couples couldn't put up their WEDDING PICTURES they'd BURST.

Brian _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.avalon.net/~macke/
2l award A DIARY of his DREAMS and NIGHTMARES! How ... QUAINT.

Ashly _D lose (journalists)
     http://concubine.net/
2l award Thanks for the UPDATE!

Chris _D lose (wannabes)
     http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/
2l award It's STUPID, all right.

Carl _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/agentcarl/
2l award He's a SECRET AGENT.

Kevin _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/1016/special.html
2l award "FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE"?

Illy _D lose (girls)
     http://str8hard.cjb.net/
2l award She LOVES TO LAUGH. We never would have GUESSED.

Fiona _D lose (goths)
     http://gurlpages.com/music/starslut/index.html
2l award Another TERRIBLY DEEP SOUL.

Aimee _D lose (design)
     http://velvetsky.org/
2l award Yeah, that's LOVELY.

Carrie _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/md/bekewl/index.html
2l award Yeah, your HOMEPAGE sure is "KEWL."

Mindy _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pier/3864/
2l award Another WINNER.

Tony _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.font.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award HOLY

Paul _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.piercefuller.com/paul/
2l award He collects OLD COMPUTERS. Need we say MORE?

Mandy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://mamasays.fisticuffs.org/
2l award She's so SPECIAL.

Susan _D lose (girls)
     http://www.shaftnet.org/~unicorn/
2l award She's a UNICORN!

Phillip _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.fab1.net/
2l award Nothing like OLD, CRAPPY science fiction.

Shayanna _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/6394/
2l award Look! A ROLE PLAYER!

James _D lose (nerds)
     http://users.ox.ac.uk/~wadh0300/
2l award WHINGE of the WEEK?

Ventsislav _D lose (wannabes)
     http://cilin5.tripod.com/
2l award Can't he come up with something ORIGINAL?

Tom _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/page/tomhennessey
2l award He's OBLIGED to mentioned his FRIENDS.

Megan _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/yt/pastbeyond/wind.html
2l award YEESH.

Adrian _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/leftoverturkey/
2l award He's got WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.

Natalia _D lose (journalists)
     http://natalia.diaryland.com/
2l award They can't get enough of these DIARIES, we GUESS.

"Stained Pants" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/yt/stainedpants/
2l award Uh HUH.

Will _D lose (dorks)
     http://members.aol.com/Willstrum/Home1.html
2l award Somebody PUT A FORK IN HIM. He's DONE.

Dale _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.serve.com/vbreak/
2l award His LIFE, his LOVE, our BOREDOM.

Vahid _D lose (design)
     http://www.vahid.co.uk/
2l award GEE, that's LOVELY.

Allen & Melinda _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/7976/
2l award Uh, the KIT KAT CLUB? Isn't that the name of a STRIP JOINT?

Barry & Trish _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/betrothed_m/
2l award Are THESE TWO for REAL?

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://girl.pitas.com/
2l award BARF.

Nathan _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.nathany.com/
2l award BORING.

Andrew _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/5651/
2l award Nice TRY.

Steve _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.madonnacatalog.com/
2l award ... And a MADONNA groupie.

Hayley _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.longsterres.demon.co.uk/stepstohell.htm
2l award Just SAD, really.

Mike _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/j/mjh286/
2l award And HALF-ASSED it IS.

Andru _D lose (wannabes)
     http://moxen.virtualave.net/
2l award BOREDOM is the right word, ALL RIGHT.

Leenie _D lose (girls)
     http://www2.50megs.com/leenie/
2l award Her THOUGHTFUL SPOT?

Dani _D lose (girls)
     http://redrival.com/saturno/midori/
2l award HTTP://WE.ARE/NOT_IMPRESSED

"Jessykuh" _D lose (girls)
     http://rejection.cjb.net/
2l award YAWN YAWN YAWN LAME YAWN YAWN

Elisha _D lose (girls)
     http://apathy.nu/
2l award She's APATHETIC!

Shawn _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.realmsofevil.net/
2l award Prepare to LAUGH.

Richard _D lose (nerds)
     http://bannister.org/
2l award A SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER of SOFTWARE PROGRAMS?

Jairus _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.restraint.org/
2l award BORING.

Linda _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/4867/sm.html
2l award A shrine to SAILOR MOON?

Panama _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.concentric.net/~panama/
2l award WIN-NER.

Andrea _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Residence/7920/index.html
2l award A DIME a DOZEN.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.redrival.com/schlock/the47s.html
2l award Collecting all the FORTY-SEVENS in STAR TREK? LAAAAAAAAME

Peter _D lose (dorks)
     http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ps38752/
2l award A DISNEY FAN with a WEB CAM. That's just GREAT.

"Sky" _D lose (goths)
     http://members.tripod.com/~hollowsoul/
2l award Why don't these people realize just how FUNNY they are?

? _D lose (design)
     http://home.att.net/~wobblies/jump/jump.html
2l award WARNING: EPILEPTICS should not VIEW THIS PAGE.

Hazelin & Lee _D lose (couples)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nh/hazelee/
2l award Not quite enough SYRUP, folks.

"Balloonist" _D lose (freaks)
     http://kaboom.balloonist.com/
2l award Guess for ANYTHING you pick, SOMEONE in this DISGUSTING WORLD has to be SEXUALLY ATTRACTED to it ...

"Junebug" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.crazyboy.net/
2l award Hey JUNEBUG, nice DIARY.

John _D lose (journalists)
     http://moron.shutdown.com/
2l award It's one ONLINE JOURNAL after another.

Steev _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.twistedrico.com/
2l award Well, GOOD FOR YOU.

Zachary _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ne/zachary/
2l award Put some CLOTHES on.

Thilo _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://homepages.tu-darmstadt.de/~st001892/coke.html
2l award An obsession with COKE CANS?

Simon _D lose (design)
     http://www.expage.com/page/cheesefans
2l award Uh, OKAY.

Milke _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nh/MikeSite/index.html
2l award Lovely LAYOUT.

Thomas _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/thomasmorison/
2l award Stop trying to make science FUN.

Justin _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.links.net/
2l award Another DIARY GUY.

Ben _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.gentleben.com/index.html
2l award YEEEEEE HAW!

Eriol _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.eriol.com/
2l award Nice BUTTERFLY.

Mandra _D lose (goths)
     http://mandra66.tripod.com/
2l award Waiter! A CORK, please.

Ben _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nd/jester5670/index.html
2l award He sure is a fan of SKELETONS and SPIDERS and CREEPY THINGS.

Jasuka & Kata _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ut/god/index.html
2l award GOOD LORD.

Justin _D lose (design)
     http://go.to/12ozprophet
2l award He needs to ERASE THIS and START OVER.

Chris _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/crappy/
2l award Well, at least he admits he's CRAPPY.

Lindsay _D lose (nerds)
     http://offcentre.net/
2l award Well, at least she's TRYING.

Gwen _D lose (groupies)
     http://russet.8m.com/index.html
2l award She HEARTS MACOS!

Dave _D lose (groupies)
     http://defbands.virtualave.net/
2l award Your standard BORING MUSIC PAGE.

Randy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.darkchylde.com/
2l award Uh, YEAH, right.

Kim _D lose (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ab/HomeyBros/index2.html
2l award The HOMEY BROS?

Kate _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/coffeshine/
2l award WHAT

April _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Gulf/6859/
2l award You typical BORING GIRL PAGE.

Chalph _D lose (dorks)
     http://members.aol.com/hulbertx/Monkey.htm
2l award HOME of the MOON MONKEY?

Chris _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://hrv.isfun.net
2l award Someone likes his CAR.

Sean _D lose (design)
     http://www.sean.com/
2l award Hurray! Let's play the GUESS WHERE TO CLICK game!

Keith _D lose (journalists)
     http://lavender.fortunecity.com/loxwood/561/
2l award Yeah, THAT'S IT -- we need to know all about his INTEREST in RADIO by reading his DIARY.

Jeran-Marie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jeanmarielauze/
2l award WHAT THE

Jonah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/jonah.html
2l award He's got the word WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.

Brigitta _D lose (girls)
     http://www.brigitta.net/
2l award No STALKING, please?

Kevin _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.taiwancomputer.com/user/goddog/index.html-ssi
2l award ANIME, ANIME, ANIME. Where do these people COME from?

Larry _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.aceshomepage.cjb.net/
2l award An EVENTS page?

Bret _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pa/drdonut/
2l award TRUE STORIES? FAMOUS JOKES? HUMOR COOP?

Jon _D lose (design)
     http://bobthealien.8m.com/
2l award Lovely INTRODUCTORY PAGE.

Clark House _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.filthy.org/
2l award Apparently we should be IMPRESSED with their ALCOHOL VIOLATIONS and GUY-TO-GIRL RATIO.

Lucy _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/7414/
2l award That's what the world needed -- YET ANOTHER JOURNAL.

Valerie _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/2111/
2l award Obsessed with a CARTOON CHARACTER?

Matt _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/dasmatt1/matt.html
2l award He lives in MATTVILLE.

"G" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://my-world.itgo.com/
2l award "Don't you hate those useless homepages?"

Amanda _D lose (punks)
     http://www.expage.com/page/AmandasCribFoDaPlayas
2l award You're WHITE, aren't you, kid?

"Angry Little Asian Girl" _D lose (girls)
     http://angrylittleasiangirl.com/
2l award We don't think she's quite ANGSTY enough.

Mickey _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/lemonshirt/
2l award LEMONS?

Jennifer _D lose (girls)
     http://hcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu/~snider/
2l award She's a WHAT?

David _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wi/aquashark/
2l award He likes DOOM and WWF GAMES.

Andy _D lose (design)
     http://www.baugh.freeserve.co.uk/
2l award More of the SAME.

Sine & Louis _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/sine77/
2l award They're apparently REALLY PROUD about getting MARRIED.

Tiffanie _D lose (girls)
     http://innocence.virtualave.net/
2l award Good LORD.

Rob _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.happydork.com/
2l award Uh, YEAH.

Thomas _D lose (design)
     http://members.tripod.com/~infinid/
2l award HURRAY for THREE-DIMENSIONAL BULLSHIT.

Perry & Sheila _D lose (couples)
     http://www.venusenvy.org/
2l award Be sure to check out their WEDDING PAGE.

Ryan _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.xer0.net/
2l award Gee, thanks for KEEPING US INFORMED about your COMPUTERS.

"Juh-Jenn" _D lose (journalists)
     http://sn00t.pitas.com/
2l award Another DAY, another DIARY.

Brian _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/sonicwhammy/main.html
2l award What's his favorite GROUP, now?

Van _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/VanConner/
2l award If ROCK is a CRIME then he is GUILTY AS CHARGED!

Shane _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pa/zipblow/
2l award He's a STRONG BELIEVER in SEX.

Chad _D lose (players)
     http://ninezero.978.org/
2l award He has LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.

Leigh _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ky/pcccheer4leigh/
2l award She'a a VERY FUN person to HANG OUT WITH, and has MANY, MANY FRIENDS.

Anne _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/la/phoenixlight/index.html
2l award Dedicated to the LEGENDARY KIRBY?

Paul _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/il/therock2/
2l award His favorite possessions are his BIBLE and his TIES.

Betzman _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/9871/
2l award Thanks for the LOVELY BACKGROUNDS.

Nikki _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/7916/
2l award Aren't these ANGSTY GIRLS so CUTE?

"Mami" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/illNaNa00/
2l award Uh oh, GANGSTA GIRL!

Kathy _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~katya/
2l award She seems to like CHEVY'S.

"DorkyGurl" & "BunkyGurl" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/5788/main.html
2l award Good LORD.

Brian _D lose (design)
     http://www.brian.n3.net/
2l award Hey, that's GREAT.

Brooke _D lose (girls)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/other/brooke_lynn/Front.html
2l award Wish her LUCK.

Robert _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/tasslehoff_01/
2l award He's YODA or something.

Laura _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4413/
2l award IF THOU WILT, prevent THINESELF from LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY at this PAGE.

Heather _D lose (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/page/heathspage14
2l award What does she want for CHRISTMAS?

"Gyroscope" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.gyroscope.iwarp.com/
2l award He's a game designer, a singer, AND a floorwax!

"Zoxsia" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.internettrash.com/users/spaceslut/index.html
2l award Aren't you COOL?

Shane _D lose (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wv/Italy4You/index.html
2l award He likes to SING and COOK and LAUGH!

Aaron _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/co2/goatass/index.html
2l award He sure likes to SWEAR and sound TOUGH.

Sarah _D lose (girls)
     http://www.sfgoth.com/~fayth/
2l award BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Drew _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.slick-net.com/index.phtml
2l award A fan of CHOPPERS.

Patty _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.expage.com/page/pattyinfopage
2l award BACKSTREET BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott _D lose (wannabes)
     http://disconnected.978.org/
2l award You can be his WHORE!

Aimeá _D lose (girls)
     http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~ag477/Profile.html
2l award She's "THE DREAMER."

Noelle _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/az/goldfishy/
2l award Full of ANGST and YAWNINESS.

Cindy _D lose (girls)
     http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy/
2l award Put some CLOTHES on, KID.

"Vamprella" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.vamprella.com/
2l award Her BEST PAYCHECK.

Carrie _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.kjsl.com/~richmond/
2l award Another one of them JOURNAL GIRLS. Mostly about GETTING PREGNANT, no less.

Carole _D lose (journalists)
     http://web2.airmail.net/carole/
2l award Another JOURNAL.

"Vomit" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/fakevomit/
2l award You're trying WAY TOO HARD to be GROSS, kid.

Tay _D lose (girls)
     http://www.katnap.org/
2l award WEDDINGS and CATS and SOUTH PARK?

Chris _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~cemerson/
2l award He likes to HUG HUGGY PEOPLE.

Andrew _D lose (nerds)
     http://students.missouri.edu/~ahicks/
2l award A YEAR IN THE LIF OF A NERD? No THANKS.

Jess _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.jess.org/
2l award She likes PLAYING with COMPUTERS.

"Shroomer" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://geocities.com/shroomer_h/
2l award Oh BOY, another GUY in a BAND.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Birdland/7259/
2l award Oh BOY, it's some ANONYMOUS POTHEAD.

Anne _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/dyingdreams/
2l award Oh just look at that ANGST.

Paige _D lose (girls)
     http://www.tmcom.com/~paige/
2l award #warez_paige, HURR DURR.

James & Jeff _D lose (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~guyscamera/
2l award Please WAKE UP to the fact that neither of you will ever be MODELS.

Josh _D lose (dorks)
     http://clairecords.com/josh/
2l award He's sure ON about GETTING DUMPED or SOMETHING.

Danny _D lose (design)
     http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/
2l award EXPLORE a little to find the PAINFUL BACKGROUNDS.

Victoria _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.escape.com/~juliet/
2l award She's a UNIX.GIRL!

Emma _D lose (girls)
     http://tarnish.net/
2l award She gets MAD at other peoples' WEB SITES. Hmm ...

Lisa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/1635/
2l award She's, uh, "NASTEE."

Piper _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Ring/6550/
2l award His OBSESSIONS: professional WRESTLING, Japanese ANIMATION, WORDS of WISDOM, POETRY, and making everyone else BARF.

Daniel _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/me3/danielm/
2l award Despite the rest of it, apparently he really likes BLUE BACKGROUNDS.

Brenda _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/in2/harmony/
2l award Apparently ELTON JOHN saved her soul, or SOMETHING.

Rebekah _D lose (girls)
     http://www.rebekah.org/
2l award Yet ANOTHER ONE who thinks that the world CARES.

Carl _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/
2l award What IS it with people and putting their PERSONAL DIARIES up on the WEB?

"United Losers" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ut/unitedlosers/
2l award Well, at least they're ADMITTING it.

Heather & Christopher _D lose (couples)
     http://members.aol.com/pixieey/
2l award Yet another WEDDING PAGE.

Kelli _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ks/pand/index.html
2l award Good LORD, it's ANOTHER ONE.

Chris _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.chrismorrissey.com/
2l award He's a FILM DIRECTORY, you see.

Ariadne _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/9407/
2l award The LUNAR CORNER? NEO-PAGANISM? WITCHES? POEMS? HGULHGULHGULHGULHGULH

Kathleen _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/7426/
2l award She calls herself a NERD. Enough SAID.

Mohamed _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.msu.edu/~abouelse/
2l award He wants A MILLION DOLLARS, to WIN AT COMPUTER GAMES, and to RULE THE WORLD.

Alan _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.p7a77.net/dennys/
2l award Someone likes DENNY'S restaurants a LITTLE TOO MUCH.

Michael _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.anime.net/~raider3/
2l award On top of his ANGST, he likes JAPANESE ANIMATION.

"Mayo" _D lose (design)
     http://mayojar.home.mindspring.com/
2l award Got COLORS?

Rachel & Steve _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/7572/
2l award TRUE LOVE, yadda yadda yadda.

Erik _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.zoltan.org/
2l award He knows MULTIPLE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.

"Bobo" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.acay.com.au/~eeyore/
2l award Well, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mb/bergalater/
2l award At THAT AGE I suppose those kinds of JOKES are HILARIOUS.

"Chaotia" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/me/chaotia/
2l award They're some kind of BORING VAMPIRES, or something.

Mike _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://hometown.aol.com/myk2001/
2l award PLEASE, don't meet his IGUANA.

Kris & Mike _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://come.to/krisandmike/
2l award They like going to CONVENTIONS. Enough SAID.

Nick _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct/nick1/index.html
2l award He apparenty likes DEATH a lot.

Michael _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct/RedSox/
2l award He sure likes the RED SOX.

"RtchdSoul" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/rtchdsoul/
2l award What IS it with these people?

Karl _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.dogbrain.com/
2l award For someone who's supposed to be "SMARTER," he sure can't SPELL.

"Evil Roses" _D lose (rednecks)
     http://thrill.to/evilroses
2l award The only thing EVIL about you is your WEB PAGE.

Jenny _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/4463/
2l award All this and JAPANESE ANIMATION too.

Gord _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://home.golden.net/~goiterboy/
2l award Nice COMIC.

Joel _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.joel.co.uk/
2l award I guess he likes LINUS.

Bo _D lose (goths)
     http://www.alltel.net/~bandyimo/
2l award The spinning SKULLS! The dripping BLOOD! PAGAN PURSUITS! All this and a DIVORCE!

Chris _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://freespace.virgin.net/chris.doe/frames/page1.htm
2l award Two words: MECHANICAL ORGANS.

"Bnib" _D lose (design)
     http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/
2l award Nice COLORS, bub.

"Durst" _D lose (design)
     http://www.gurlpages.com/me/durst/entercOOkies.html
2l award Where IS everything?

Sam _D lose (design)
     http://sam123.iscool.net/
2l award Another "WEB DESIGNER" who thinks MORE is BETTER.

"MiX M@$tA MiKeY" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/8113/mixwitdamasta.html
2l award Uh HUH.

"Nutling" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/8790/
2l award Hurray for you and your MIDI PAGES.

Rebecca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/8767/
2l award Poems and stories and quotes, OH MY!

Aaron _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.cryogenius.com/
2l award He's proud of his HERNIA OPERATION.

"Jawn" & "Mykl" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct/dajawnandmyklshow/
2l award Another PAIR who think SPELLING THINGS WRONG is cool.

Al _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://al.radparker.com/
2l award RANDOM THOUGHT ON LOSERS: He's one.

"maybedyke" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/maybedyke/
2l award Well? Make up your MIND, already.

John _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.perry.com/home.html
2l award See him get HIT ON THE HEAD? Well, somebody's got to do it.

Mike _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.io.com/~mdahmus/
2l award He's a TRANSPORTATIONAL and RECREATIONAL BICYCLIST.

Jeremy _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Grounds/5904/
2l award He'll be PROUD of his friends WHATEVER THEY DO.

Alex _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nj/conn8ds1/main.html
2l award Not only do we have a JOURNAL, but he refers to himself in the third person.

Normal & Ronaldo _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/7219/
2l award Got enough WAREZ?

"NanoGirl" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.homestead.com/nanotechind/nothingatall.html
2l award Powered by NANOTECHNOLOGY.

Karen _D lose (girls)
     http://hometown.aol.com/ladyfolc/index.html
2l award She's a DIVA. Or SOMETHING.

Brad _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.bradfitz.com/
2l award Thanks for letting us see your ITINERARY.

Kristina _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/8964/
2l award Someone likes CORAL REEFS.

Sam _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.shamema.com/
2l award Complete UNENDING CRAP.

"Split Beer" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/on/spiltbeer/
2l award No one would PAY to listen to YOU, you know.

Billy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.vt.edu:10021/W/wboswell/billy.html
2l award Nobody cares about YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK.

Elwood _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.iwu.edu/~phawn/
2l award We suppose having the name ELWOOD makes you an AUTOMATIC FAN of THE BLUES BROTHERS.

James _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.jimbob.com/
2l award YEE HAW IT'S JIM BOB!

"Cyberian Tiger" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://expage.com/page/cyberianstigerworld
2l award Guess he LIKES TIGERS.

Peter _D lose (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~skoliosis/index.html
2l award You and your BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.

Dylan _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/
2l award Are SUBARUS the best that you can do? Even the STATION WAGONS?

Thom _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.obsess.com/
2l award Get this through your head: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID LIFE.

Derek _D lose (design)
     http://www.powazek.com/
2l award He REGISTERS A DOMAIN IN HIS NAME, and figures he's the WEB'S NUMBER ONE DESIGN EXPERT.

Robert _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/~robertfelton/index.html
2l award Java is HARD, but he wants to work at YAHOO!.

"Mighty G" _D lose (groupies)
     http://expage.com/page/mightyg187
2l award Yes, he's DEAD already.

Sigmund _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1239/
2l award The LOVE of his LIFE, huh?

Rick _D lose (design)
     http://members.tripod.com/~Rikstafer/
2l award He likes BLUE, we SUPPOSE.

Robert _D lose (dorks)
     http://come.to/x-rob/
2l award Another RETARD in love with LARA CROFT.

Duane _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~duane/hp/index.html
2l award So ANGSTY and TOUGH ...

"Wildone" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Inlet/3573/
2l award AMERICAN FLAGS and CARS and HEARTS.

Megan _D lose (design)
     http://www.megsplace.com/
2l award You think you have enough USELESS ICONS?

Istvaan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.nauticom.net/www/istvaan/home/
2l award Stop WHINING and GROW UP.

Kim _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/5942/
2l award Hey, KOOL-AID!

David _D lose (couples)
     http://home.earthlink.net/~supradave/
2l award AH, the miracles of CHILDBIRTH.

James _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.23x.com/stark/
2l award Where should we BEGIN?

Lorraine _D lose (girls)
     http://www.baddgrrl.com/
2l award A whole lot of ATTITUDE.

Jason _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.nocturne.org/~jason/
2l award Like we really care what BOOKS YOU PLAN TO READ.

"Hash" _D lose (nerds)
     http://candy.alacarte.co.jp/~hash/
2l award Okay we GET THE IDEA ALREADY.

"Pirate" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2624/
2l award Oh, boy! A PIRATE!

Ruth _D lose (girls)
     http://www.best.com/~calyxa/
2l award Blah, duh, BODY ART.

Greg _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/
2l award An OVO-LACTO VEGETARIAN?

? _D lose (design)
     http://members.tripod.com/~teardrop52/
2l award Are you TRYING to make your page HARD TO READ?

Mark _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.drury.com/
2l award The evolution of a DORK?

Scott _D lose (dorks)
     http://anduin.eldar.org/~novac/
2l award EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, huh?

Joseph _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/3446/
2l award This guy thinks he's just THE SHIT.

Marcus _D lose (players)
     http://www.purdue.anderson.edu/marcus_boffing.htm
2l award As if we didn't already know WEIGHTLIFTING and WAITING BY THE PHONE go hand-in-hand?

Kelly & Cindy _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/8149/
2l award One useless image after another.

James _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.databaun.com/jamez/
2l award Check out the personal ad. But avoid the pictures section if you can help it.

Cheryl _D lose (girls)
     http://www.tigergirl.com/
2l award The FIRST PARAGRAPH seals her fate.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1673/
2l award I mean, really. Need I even say anything?

I-Chun _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~icl/
2l award She works on WOMEN'S EARLY LIFE COURSE DECISIONS. Yawn.

Wendy _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3884/
2l award We see "Kids' FAQs about Snakes." Coupled with the obnoxious colors, big font, and distracting background, we have a winner.

Tom & Angela _D lose (couples)
     http://www.tomsmith.com/
2l award You don't get any more syrupy than that.

Last updated January 01 2017
web design by 7 sisters productions brought to you by the World Losers Consortium
Copyright © 1997-2017 LOSERS dot ORG. All rights reserved.

The Alcyone Systems Web Ring (13 sites) >>>
Crank dot Net
Cranks, crackpots, kooks, & loons on the net.
7 Sisters Productions
Web design for the future.
Alcyone Systems | Erik Max Francis | Blackgirl International | Bosskey.net | CatCam | Crank dot Net | Hard Science | Losers dot Org | Polly Wanna Cracka? | Realpolitik | sade deluxe | 7 Sisters Productions ]