LOSERS dot ORG: 2l

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Here are all the 2-L losers.

Dann (wannabes)
http://geocities.com/vipersrus2002/dannspage.html: Here's some SHOUT OUTS for you: Say HI to your WANG.
Talia (design)
http://tethomasart.tripod.com/: Maybe we should start over with our FIRST WEB DESIGN LESSON: GIF vs. JPEG.
Juffi & Kefyu (nerds)
http://www.freewebs.com/jemguild2/: Okay, KIDS, want to try again in ENGLISH this time?
Tanja (trekkies)
http://www.rings.ch.vu/: A Lord of the Rings ... HUMOR page?
Chenda (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/evofly/: Have you ever met a WANNABE FREAK before? Well, NOW you HAVE.
Molly (punks)
http://www.expage.com/punky12: BRAVO. Clap, clap.
Vicki (girls)
http://www.catcatcatpig.tk/: You KNOW, we don't think she's from TOKELAU.
Bartholomew (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html: Maybe they should change their name to FU the FIND A BETTER WEB DESIGNER.
Ihokas (wannabes)
http://ihokas.luumurecordings.com/: Another FRUSTRATED MUSICIAN. Like the world isn't OVERPOPULATED with those.
Bonnie (journalists)
http://www.empurple.com/: Okay, it's called "EMPURPLE." Does that mean related to the process of BRUISING or WHAT?
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/ianis_stupid/: Yeah, that logo SERIOUSLY IMPRESSES.
"Lungs of a Giant" (wannabes)
http://www.lungsofagiant.com/: They've got a major case of WE-WANT-TO-BE-FAMOUS-MUSICIANS DISEASE. It seems to be SPREADING.
Jesse (players)
http://www.hometown.aol.com/limppimp888/mystory.html: Is th ANIMATING LIGHTNING in the background supposed to tell us anything about YOUR PROSPECTS?
Leo (nerds)
http://www.hvcc.edu/~lb355450/: CHESS CLUB.
Tae (wannabes)
http://home.attbi.com/~seong123/: Uh, WHAT?
Ralph & Darrah (wannabes)
http://www.guscooks.com/: Don't quit your DAY JOBS, guys. Oh, WAIT, maybe you don't HAVE ANY.
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/iamchesneyhawkes/: A wannabe LOOKALIKE for an obscure British early '90s teen idol, who is somewhere between self-delusional and SCARY.
Shawna (girls)
http://www.jadedhearts.com/: Ending every sentence in YO does not make you COOL.
Sally & Johnny (wannabes)
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/: A Web site to PROVE that BLACK PEOPLE like them! Yes, we're sure it's a JOKE, but STILL.
Richard (wannabes)
http://www.hollowedminds.8m.com/: Hurray, another BAND!
"Bluegirl" (journalists)
http://upsaid.com/bluegirl/: She's BLUE !!!!! And has a WEB LOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Freak Watchers Textbook" (freaks)
http://freaks.davezilla.com/: Well, it certainly DELIVERS as PROMISED.
Al (nerds) http://www.iamawolf.com/: It's a self-styled PORNOGRAPHER trying to do a NON-PORN site. Well, ALL RIGHTY.
Ralf (journalists)
http://nyman.sphosting.com/: He doesn't COLLECT INFO or SEND SPAM. Well, GOOD.
Amy (girls)
http://www.prising.com/: They're a WILD BAND!
Chris (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/chopkinsca/story.html: He writes STORIES.
Claire & Lu (trekkies)
http://uk.geocities.com/space_monkeysg1/: Well, at least they're HONEST about their INFATUATION.
? (nerds) http://www.angelfire.com/ky3/zatakist/: Three words: HAPPENING FEMALE MONKEY.
Brandon (punks)
http://six-am.org/: Oh YEAH! Look at him ROCK OUT!
Samia (girls)
http://www.queenofarabia.netfirms.com/: A paranoid BLOGGER. What more could you ASK FOR?
"Ravzilla" (wannabes)
http://www.ravzilla.co.uk/: UP the NUTS.
Tiffany (hobbyists)
http://fights.fun.to/: It's the FIGHT ROOM! The first rule of FIGHT ROOM is: No one goes to FIGHT ROOM.
Stephanie (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/rock_star_steph/wheatbreadandberries: She's in an IMAGINARY ROCK BAND.
Logan (nerds)
http://www.loganworld.com/: It doesn't have anything to do with LOGAN'S RUN, but we like to PRETEND it does.
Chasity (wannabes)
http://chasity.isamodel.com/: She's a MODEL? Of WHAT? P.S. It's spelled CHASTITY.
"Grazer" (dorks)
http://www.grazer.org/: Better LIVING through planned GLOBAL THINKING!
Ben & Stephanie (couples)
http://www.benandstephanie.com/: This planet needs MORE PICTURES.
Lauren (punks)
http://www.expage.com/owhatapage: TURTLE TURTLE?
Kristin (design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/oddling/: Less COLOR, more CONTENT.
Mike (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/imoff2college/: COLLEGE something something SCHOOL blah blah CAPTAIN'S LOG.
Ed (punks) http://www.eddiewillson.freewebspace.com/: He GREW UP PUNK.
Bob & Dave (dorks)
http://theozonecow.cjb.net/: A page about two fictional CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHORS. OKAY.
Brian (wannabes)
http://nowhereatall.virtualave.net/resume1.html: This is the most BIZARRE, RAMBLING RESUME we've ever SEEN.
? (trekkies) http://www.studiocreations.com/stormtrooper/main.shtml: Yes, YOU can have your very own STORMTROOPER COSTUME.
Michael (wannabes)
http://www.cytex.com/go/mbparker/: This guy is SERIOUSLY COOL.
Dave (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/daves_mcd/: Want to check out his MOVIE REVIEWS?
Jurgen (hobbyists)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdvlugt/index.html: Clearly he has HOBBIES, but it's so DISORGANIZED we can't tell what they ARE.
Mieke (girls)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~lwe/: All about her IDEAS and movie/book REVIEWS.
Sean (journalists)
http://synclog.net/: HIGH SCHOOL kids and their LIVES.
Krista (dorks)
http://www.gurlpages.com/punkasspixie16/index.html: What is this, some kind of TEENAGE STATUS REPORT? You're going to be WRITING those for the REST of your LIFE, don't START EARLY.
Franklin (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/f_int/: The WEB is his NEW TOY.
Beto (nerds)
http://ollin.net/: What is he, a TAGGING NERD or what?
Tom (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/slightlypissed/: Fake CHURCHES, yay!
Becky (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/music2/friskin/: She's not WELL.
John (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/indie/mccyrus/: He's a MUSICIAN.
? (groupies) http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm: JESUS sure went COMMERCIAL.
Bianca (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/gothique_miss/: Points for extra use of the word TWITCH.
Cass (journalists)
http://www.mini.iwarp.com/index2.html: ANIME. Enough SAID.
Phil (trekkies)
http://zab.wiredweirdness.com/: SHIP'S LOG !!!!!!!!!!
"Imperial Hearts" (wannabes)
http://imperialhearts.cjb.net/: It's an ONLINE COMMUNITY!
Leah (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/ifeelreallyfuctup/oyea.html: She's not a LOSER or anything, IS SHE?
Chris (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/americanzeroxv/index2.html: YIN YANG and VIDEO GAMES.
Adam (wannabes)
http://www.monkeystyle.net/: Hurray, ANOTHER comic.
Falbe (freaks)
http://www.spandexmoose.com/: We don't have to go any further than the TITLE.
"Dessy Snitch" (wannabes)
http://www.wsu.edu/~roubinet/: Yay, another LOCAL BAND.
Brian (wannabes)
http://geocities.com/theunemployedmusic/: A band called THE UNEMPLOYED. How PROPHETIC.
Scott (design)
http://www.mercurous.net/scott/: Yay, we're navigating by TOTALLY MEANINGLESS PICTURES!
Adam (wannabes)
http://www.adamwalsh.20m.com/: He's a PHOTOGRAPHER! Hurk.
? (hobbyists) http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/cheezieworld/: She LIKES, um, STUFFED ANIMALS.
Tristan (players)
http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/: May we suggest ANOTHER reason might be the fact that you'd ACTUALLY put up such a page in the FIRST place?
David (nerds)
http://members.cox.net/grundage/: David's HARD AT WORK doing WEB DESIGN. Keep it UP.
Sunny (girls)
http://sunsetblaze.net/: A GIRL with her WEB CAM. Need we say MORE?
Lisa (girls)
http://www.castagno.com/notquitepunk/: PUNK ROCK. NERD. Discuss.
Pamela (journalists)
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=BigSister: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josh (journalists)
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=JoshClogston: Anther WINNER, casting out his LIFE to the WORLD.
Beth (journalists)
http://never-ever.net/beth/: After a WHILE, they all start looking the SAME.
Ben, Tom, & Kenny (wannabes)
http://www.alltooflat.com/: EARTH to GUYS. EARTH to GUYS. You're not FUNNY.
BJ (journalists) http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure972/: In SO MANY WAYS, sir, we DON'T want to KNOW.
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/miserableirishbastard/: He's a MISERABLE and SAD man. KUDOS.
Per (freaks)
http://www.acc.umu.se/~isegrim/: WHAT THE
Dylan (nerds)
http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/index.html: He's, like, a PROGRAMMER and stuff.
Amber & Eric (couples)
http://www.amber-and-eric.com/: Falling in LOVE, wedding PLANS, and JAVASCRIPT GAMES. What more could you ASK for?
Laura (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/pikab2001/: HONEY, don't you think you're a LITTLE OLD for POKEMON?
"Paydra" (girls)
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=paydra: SISTER FRIEND needs some CLOTHES.
Nikki (groupies)
http://www.bearkatnikki.com/: She likes the CINCINNATI BEARCATS a little TOO MUCH, if you CATCH our DRIFT.
Kris (girls)
http://reina.simplenecessity.com/: A DAYS OF OUR LIVES fan. Enough SAID.
Arnob (wannabes)
http://robocop_ca.tripod.com/: Check out his SOUND SAMPLES! FURP.
Christopher (design)
http://www.expage.com/christopherchristensen: BRIGHT red and SKY BLUE. HURRAY.
Ben & Jennie (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/ben_jennie/: The STORY of how they MET over the INTERNET and finally got MARRIED. GREAT.
Tom (wannabes)
http://lonely_losers_club.tripod.com/lonelylosersclub/: Yay, another LOSERS site.
? (punks) http://bogeyon.cjb.net/: We give it a D.
Justin (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/latchkey_99/: POETRY and TIME WASTING stories.
Stephen (nerds)
http://www.csn.ul.ie/~diamond/: Look at all the SOFTWARE he's WRITTEN!
Christopher (design)
http://www.mediabasement.com/mediabasement/: Don't you think you're OVERDOING it a bit, BUB? It's just a PAGE.
Marc (journalists)
http://coder.ca/: What an EXCITING LIFE he LEADS.
Pele (girls)
http://www.mentaltoilet.com/: MENTAL TOILET is a pretty APT CHOICE.
Cain (journalists)
http://kingoftheselkies.tripod.com/: We mean, REALLY. What kind of LOSER nominates HIMSELF?
Cheryl (girls)
http://members.tripod.com/mama_cat/: CATS CATS CATS CATS (and so on).
Adam (punks)
http://www.matmice.com/home/funkymunky/: BLINK 182, JAPANESE ANIMATION, what MORE could you ASK for?
"Mongz" (dorks)
http://www.asl.to/TheMongz: YAPPITUDINAL.
Magnus (girls)
http://magnus.tarnish.net/: Her page is CONSTANTLY UPDATED. Too bad there isn't much to SHOW for it.
Jolene (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/emotionalcage/main.html: You're not NUTS when you talk to INAMINATE OBJECTS. You're NUTS when they TALK BACK.
? (dorks) http://www.geocities.com/cynical_charlatan/: We give them a D MINUS.
Jager (groupies)
http://www.rammstein.ws: FIRED
Adam (wannabes)
http://www.optimistic.freehomepage.com/: He's going to be a FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER!
? (journalists) http://loveyourhalley.gq.nu/: HALLEY?
Woody (wannabes)
http://stewartstransport.bendigo.net.au/Andrew/: All together now: LGLHUGALHGALHUGAHLUGALHUGALHGA
Lisa (wannabes)
http://welcome.to/mylilworld: She built a HOMEPAGE. Well, DUH.
Dusty (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/xphyl42/: CHERRY POPPIN' DADDIES. Enough SAID.
"Texlee" (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/texleespice/: FAAAAAAAAAAAAART
"Ace" (journalists)
http://www.aceentrance.net/: AS IF.
Rafael (wannabes)
http://www.livinforever.8m.com/: We can LIVE FOREVER!
Jason (design)
http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html: SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewering this PAGE has been known to cause BLINDNESS, NAUSEA, and BIRTH DEFECTS.
Malloreigh (goths)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/malloreigh/: That is BY FAR the DUMBEST SPELLING of THAT NAME we've ever had the pleasure of SEEING.
Catherine (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/catherinemorandiportal/: HURRRRRRR SHE'S INTO DISCIPLINE
Betsy (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/skreamingdaiseys/dorkyloser.html: She's the FOUNDING (and SOLE) member of the DORKY LOSERS KLUB.
Jo (design) http://www.geocities.com/greenliberal/: TOMB RAIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1414 2556879
Sarah (freaks)
http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysMainPage/: We're in her DOMAIN now.
Hayley (journalists)
http://myhayley.com/: A girl with a WEB CAM. And TAN LINES. No, not THOSE.
Matt (rednecks)
http://linear-t.net/: We give it a C.
Heather (girls)
http://www.mercurous.net/heatheriffic/: Her name is HEATHER! HEATHERIFFIC! HEATHER? HEATHERIFFIC? GET IT? Can we BEAT IT INTO YOUR HEAD anymore?
Kelli (girls)
http://www.fishtop.com/: BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER!
"Tilly" (design)
http://calypso.spaceports.com/~starla/mainish.htm: Here's an OLD FAVORITE: "TILLYMONSTER."
Tiffany (girls)
http://life.remember.to/: She's a MUSIC STATION. Or she THINKS she is.
Melinda (girls)
http://melsbasketcase.tripod.com/: She hears VOICES. MELINDA, your PARENTS' voices do not COUNT.
Jared (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/42/: We give him a B for BORING.
"Chasity" (girls)
http://chasity.diaryland.com/: We JUST DON'T KNOW.
"Aggro" (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/aggrop/: How PUNKY can he be with a LEAPING KITTEN?
"Ale'" (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/dawnisthedarkesthour/: BO-RING.
? (players) http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/48/radies_man.html: Okay, this HAS to be a JOKE.
Anna (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/ruubysoho/enter.html: An UNHEALTHY INTEREST in FLYING.
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/asaindrummajor/: What the HELL?
Nina (design)
http://www.geocities.com/absolute_imperfection/: We vote NO.
Katey (wannabes)
http://www.envy.nu/notastar/: ARGLE BARGLE.
Alysia (journalists)
http://journal.diary-x.com/: She couldn't even come up with an original JOURNAL name.
Caitlin (journalists)
http://band-aid.diary-x.com/: ZUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kevin (punks)
http://www.unitedfrontwebzine.com/: It's a ZINE!
Zach (dorks)
http://zworld.8m.com/: MUMUMUMUUUNUNUNUUUNNUUMNUNMUNMUMNUMNUNMUN
Sherri (dorks)
http://HomePages.address.com/starnermy777/HomePage.html: On the CONTRARY, bub. You ARE funny. You just DON'T realize WHY.
Rachel (girls)
http://crafty_diva.tripod.com/me/: A female AUSTIN POWERS? That can't be GOOD.
Andreas (freaks)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~arews/: POETRY! MUSIC! BORINGOSITY!
Jordan (dorks)
http://www.iwu.edu/~jault/: If we had a RETARDED award, we'd USE it.
Jennifer (design)
http://winja.scribble.nu/: Why do people think that EVERY "CLEVER" Web page has to start with a set of DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS?
Britt (journalists)
http://sellout.diary-x.com/: More CRAPPITUDE.
"Mercury" (goths)
http://www.mercurous.net/: She has a DARK SOUL no doubt. Wasn't MERCURY a GUY, anyway?
David (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/chibi_perdita/: HONK. (We like being OPAQUE sometimes.)
? (nerds) http://frurkel.diaryland.com/: DELI CHICK?
Nick (nerds)
http://www.ihatetomatoes.com/: He made a WISHLIST at AMAZON! Let's all GIVE him a HAND.
Tom (trekkies)
http://community-2.webtv.net/TOMN64/: He likes SCIENCE FICTION. Can't even spell BABYLON, for that matter.
Rick (dorks)
http://www.yansa.net/rick/index.html: SWELL.
Bilal (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/bilal786bilal/: A real STINKER. (HIS words, not OURS.)
Shelly (freaks)
http://www.mahabunny.cjb.net/: BUNNIES and ORANGE TIC-TACs. Just CONFUSING.
"Trip" (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/trip_81/: We DUB thee SIR DORKSALOT.
? (girls) http://www.envy.nu/phlegm/: Nice DRAWINGS, there.
Hallenbeck (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/someoneseesyou/: Poetry: Uh, OKAY. Harp music: WHAT?
Pammie (design)
http://www.geocities.com/pammie420/: Pammie likes FRAMES. LOTS of little FRAMES.
? (girls) http://www.crosswinds.net/~purpleprimate/: Another WEBCAM and JOURNAL. GREAT.
Tiffany (hobbyists)
http://geocities.com/tiffanyonyemaobi/: She likes MUSIC. YEAH.
Jim (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/weeza666/: He's REALY, REALLY trying. REALLY.
Katie (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8007/: It's JUST a TV SHOW, folks. It's even a CRAPPY one.
? (punks) http://www.geocities.com/daavos: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Gordon (design)
http://www.whoreallycares.com/: You may note that the DOMAIN NAME starts with WHORE.
Jurgen (hobbyists)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~vdvlugt/index.html: It's SNOWING!
"Auraj" (design)
http://www.geocities.com/auraj/aurabohemian.html: Hurray for EVERYTHING.
Becca (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html: GREAT. LOVELY.
? (punks) http://slinkie.cjb.net/: It's a PUNK BAND! BONK HONK WHO CARES
Ben (punks)
http://lsm.tux.nu/: SKATERS! DUDE!
? (hobbyists) http://www.exoticplants.org.uk/: He likes SEEDS. FUNNY seeds.
"United Phone Losers" (nerds)
http://www.phonelosers.net/: TELEPHONE FRAUD!
"Ave" (nerds)
http://www.users.qwest.net/~secretmage/: Nothing BETTER to do INDEED.
Tae (wannabes)
http://backinblack.4t.com/: CRAPPLES.
"Crimson" (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/crimson_k/: A wannabe NON-CONFORMIST who's just a SNOOZER.
Kenneth (trekkies)
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/picard/36/: STAR TREK: complete CRAP. What ELSE.
Onna (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/whatthefuck/: Oh, SHUT UP.
James (hobbyists)
http://www.kiny.cjb.net/: DERBIES?
Lauren (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/lenore_x/: FAN FICTION. Plus, we can learn about her RELIGION.
Eddie (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/nd/bedpaneddie/: Yeah, WHATEVER, Eddie.
Meghan (journalists)
http://www.liquid2k.com/excesslight/: A GIRL and her WRITING.
Jack (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/hairy_airplane_2000/: He wants IN!
"Skunk" (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/furrieloserkid/: NO, he's not a LOSER, is he?
Trevor (punks)
http://www.fantasyanimal.co.uk/: An IMAGINARY FOX?
Rivka (design)
http://rivkasmerrybunchofcrap.homestead.com/index.html: BLEAH.
Catherine (journalists)
http://www.extricate.nu/: DARE TO DREAM
Wesley (journalists)
http://stackedactor.diaryland.com/: THANKS for the MEMORIES.
? (girls) http://www.greenfairy.net/: Why do all these ARTSY sites look the SAME BORING WAY?
"Davo" (rednecks)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/loserdave/: Okay. It's a page about CAMAROS. We really don't need to go any FURTHER.
Jim (rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/jimontheatv/: OFFROAD/RACING! WHOO HOOOOO, KEGGER!
Leo (dorks)
http://briss.tripod.com/: He's SUPERMAN, or something.
"T" (dorks)
http://nrub.virtue.nu/: WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB
? (freaks) http://www.total.net/~fishnet/: WHAT?
JB (rednecks) http://www.mindspring.com/~carolandjimcook/: Yeah, tell the whole WORLD about it.
Jody (nerds)
http://home.midsouth.rr.com/linuxmonkey/: DURFFFFFFFF FARTING
? (journalists) http://www.geocities.com/webmeyster/: GLHAGHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGALHGALH
"Memnoch" (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/paris/louvre/6145/: DAVID BOWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben (design)
http://www.never-ever.net/index.html: Someone shouldn't be let near CRAYONS.
"Danger Girl" (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/dangergirl_555/: A GLUE SNIFFER?
Ed (hobbyists) http://www.tlmp.org/: His alias is "WEEDMAN." Guess what he wants LEGALIZED?
Brian (punks)
http://geocities.com/ovrmdkt/: We color this LAME.
Rebecca (girls)
http://www.virtue.nu/dragonflames/rebecca/frames.html: DRAGON FLAMES.
"Korian" (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/korian/: Another SORRY EXCUSE for a PILE OF PROTOPLASM.
? (groupies) http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/piano/204/: GOO GOO DOLLS.
Carol (girls)
http://web2.airmail.net/kemp/freebird.htm: Put some CLOTHES on.
Talal (hobbyists)
http://www.talal.com/: The ULTIMATE FUN PAGE with ... GARFIELD!
? (groupies) http://www.angelfire.com/myband/orgysmansion/istpage.html: They obviously make good ROLE MODELS.
Michael (wannabes)
http://www.kittyfeet.com/: Nice TEETH.
Dylan (wannabes)
http://www.clientandserver.com/: Say WHAT?
Nathan (wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/spiffguysworldofwonder: It's the music Web site OF THE FUTURE!
Jodi (girls)
http://www.jodizone.com/: A GIRL and her WEB CAM. ANOTHER one.
Rob (hobbyists)
http://www.alphalink.com.au/~yoda/: A fan of AVIATION, you say?
Darren (players)
http://www.girlswithglasses.com/: GIRLS with GLASSES?
Holly (design)
http://www.geekcore.net/: SQUINTING ... SQUINTING ... clicking the BACK BUTTON ...
"Stone" (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/sabang261/realwebsite.htm: EARTH to STONE: No one CARES.
John (nerds)
http://members.tripod.com/foxs_den/index.html: He's STAR FOX!
Tommy (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/russiantank/: When we read PIPEHITTERS, we thought something else TOO. At least that would have been FUNNY.
Keith (groupies)
http://www.subtrivial.com/keeterman/index.html: It's yet another WEIRD "AL" FAN. How come bunches of them have WEB SITES, but we've never actually MET ONE in REAL LIFE?
Melissa (girls)
http://www.redrival.com/divinity/melissa.html: TEAM CELINE!
Kim (girls)
http://expage.com/page/saphire13: ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjamin (wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/moesownpage: Well, that's EXCELLENT.
"Stolen Goods" (punks)
http://www.sgpunk.cjb.net/: YAY, a PUNK BAND.
Matthew (dorks)
http://www.banwell.com/: Hi, MATTHEW.
"Globetwatter" (journalists)
http://globetwatter.diaryland.com/: BLAH, a long pause, followed by more BLAH.
Meisje (groupies)
http://daddyworld.tripod.com/: DADDYWORLD?
Alexus (girls)
http://www.gurlpages.com/trendy_grrrl420/: Yes, ALEXUS, people who WORSHIP SATAN sure ARE neat!
Steven (goths)
http://www.toronto-goth.com/: He's a TORONTO GOTH!
Rhonda (freaks)
http://rhondaschonle.cjb.net/: We don't usually call these people CRAZY but this one FITS THE BILL.
Karim (groupies)
http://www.purplenet.freeserve.co.uk/: He likes PURPLE and BANDS. LOTS.
"Hunter" (players)
http://hometown.aol.com/deep9foru/myhomepage/profile.html: We're sure he's got them BEATING down his door.
"Em" (girls)
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/diviner0se/myhomepage/: Nice PICTURE. Not enough METAL in her FACE, though.
Aymie (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/howyadouchin/: BRAVO.
Chuck (hobbyists)
http://www.solidstatedesign.com/chuckl/: Chuck has an ONLINE NOVEL and a KNOWLEDGE of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
"Celestial" (journalists)
http://celestial521.diaryland.com/: Nice ALIAS.
Davio (wannabes)
http://home.freeuk.net/davio/: Number one SWINGERS page?
"Curi" (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/curiosityv/: NEED more MAKEUP.
Andy (design)
http://www.andy4laura.com/: TOILET.
Jeff (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ma/jhvideo/: MUSIC and INDEPENDENT FILM productions!
Tae (wannabes)
http://backinblack.4t.com/: LAME it IS.
Vlad (goths)
http://i.am/vladdamien: YAP.
Henry (hobbyists)
http://www.henrylim.org/index.html: Check out those LEGO SCULPTURES ...
Rosie (wannabes)
http://www.sudval.org/~koalapnk/: Someone needs to have their TEMPERATURE TAKEN.
Cliff (wannabes)
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm: Cliff HATES YOU.
Ilya (greenies)
http://www.geocities.com/drr0cket/: We looked this one over and all we could come up with was: HUH?
Joe (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/omnijoe/: Nice POETRY and JOURNAL, bub.
Don (rednecks)
http://www.surleymurph.com/: REDNECK REPORTS, eh?
Riki (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/6208/: Yes, everyone wants to hear your OPINIONS.
Fred (rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Shores/4298/: He's a FARMER.
Martyn (players)
http://quarryking.tripod.com/: Um. OKAY.
Laura (girls)
http://www.oneangrygirl.com/: She's an ANGRY GIRL.
Barb (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/~silver/: GAAAAAK.
Lianna (couples)
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/geisha/babyboy.html: They're going to let STRANGERS pick their child's MIDDLE NAME?
Dan (journalists)
http://www.flutterby.com/: Glad we could get the PLAY-BY-PLAY on this guy's LIFE.
Matt (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/downrun/: Another GUY who thinks WE CARE.
Allison (groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/: And yet ANOTHER Weird "Al" page. What IS it with these people?
Tanya (girls)
http://www.expage.com/morbidgirl69: DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Elle (girls)
http://www.stripperpower.com/: STRIPPER POWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Evienne (girls)
http://xoxo.angstlust.com/: ANGST, TEENS, etc.
Chris & Todd (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1816/: They like TWINKIES. Well, at LEAST it's obvious they're JOKING ...
Elisabeth (hobbyists)
http://www.butterflytattoos.com/: BUTTERFLY TATTOOS?
Mike & Shawna (couples)
http://www.insanity-inc.org/homepage/: Um. YEAH.
Emily & Mike (couples)
http://www.ourbeautifullove.com/: Yay, another SYRUPY Web site.
"Anticlockwise" (freaks)
http://www.kemernet.com/oz/: Can't make HEADS or TAILS Of this one.
Beverley (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/MethosFever/: She has METHOS FEVER? Umm. OKAY.
"Scary Guy" (wannabes)
http://www.thescaryguy.com/: Good for HIM.
Abby (girls)
http://www.spiralgoddess.com/: She's a GODDESS or SOMESUCH.
Aaron & Max (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/absolutmax/picture2.html: Let's hear it for HIPPIES!
David (hobbyists)
http://www.bridgemeister.com/: Bridges. Bridges. BRIDGES.
Linsday (journalists)
http://lindsee.tripod.com/: Nice CHOICE OF COLORS.
Cory (punks)
http://crash.to/kijima: Cory's another ANIME FREAK.
"Bathtub Girl" (girls)
http://www.bathtubgirl.com/: Uh HUH.
Erin (girls)
http://members.tripod.com/quitit/: Um. OKAY.
Philip (trekkies)
http://www.philipveale.com/: He likes STAR WARS.
Lucy (greenies)
http://lucy18.tripod.com/: PURE PEBBLES?
Andrew (dorks)
http://discoking.cjb.net/: DISCO?
Anthony (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/wv/gothpunk/: He loves SATAN.
Reneé (goths)
http://thelastwonkabar.friendpages.com/: WONDERFUL.
Beverly & Jamie (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/1764/: LOVELY.
Tracy (journalists)
http://weblog.katgyrl.com/: BLAH BLAH BLAH yap yap BLAH BLAH BLAH.
F.M. (groupies)
http://angelfire.com/rock/fearhispenis/: He worships Rob WHO?
Waldo (wannabes)
http://waldo169.8m.com/: YAP YAP YAP.
Britanny (girls)
http://www.expage.com/page/britanny2000: Looks like OUR LITTLE FRIEND has some HANGUPS about BARBIE DOLLS ...
Carol (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/exploring_citr/: Look! It's "CAROL"!
Steve (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/steve_n2xrm/: A SITE for LOSERS.
Chris (goths)
http://www.rageman.com/: SAD. Just SAD.
Mike (freaks)
http://moomoothechimp.webjump.com/: He has an IMAGINARY pet MONKEY?
Angel (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/ny/angelmiette/: A CHRISTIAN GOTH? WHAT THE ...
"Gizmokid" (design)
http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/raytrace/996/: Now THAT'S design.
H.J. (journalists)
http://atom.man.tripod.com/: Yet another POOR SOUL who figures that WE CARE.
Keri (wannabes)
http://pages.ivillage.com/misc/kerifletcher/: Well, she SURE doesn't have SELF ESTEEM problems ...
"Frolic" (wannabes)
http://www.anabolic-frolic.com/: He's a HARDCORE DJ! Uh HUH.
Tina (rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/3920/index.html: She SINGS at a WALMART.
"Skullhead" (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/mrskullhead75/: BLUH DUH FUH
Michele (girls)
http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/michele/: Her online PORTFOLIO!
Rebekah (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/4653/home.html: Welcome to YAPFEST 2000.
"Tigger" (dorks)
http://www.internettrash.com/users/tigger/: A WEB CAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil (freaks)
http://members.aol.com/phil666/feet.html: Let's HEAR IT for FOOT FETISHISTS.
Greg (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/yummyplastic/: Yeah, WHATEVER, bub.
April (journalists)
http://www.webpixie.com/: GOOD LORD.
Jen (journalists)
http://urbane.cjb.net/: GAKKKKKK
Jason (journalists)
http://www.happyscrappy.com/: Uh. Okay.
Daniel (players)
http://home.netvigator.com/~jtcau/main.htm: This GUY actually has a LIST of all the GIRLS he's had RELATIONS with! Hurf.
"Eira" (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/5075/: She writes POETRY.
"Piccolo" (goths)
http://iampiccolo.8k.com/: It SUCKS, all right.
Sarah (journalists)
http://tasty-pirate.org/: What is a TASTY PIRATE? More IMPORTANTLY, do we REALLY want to KNOW?
"Lynchpuppy" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/lynchpuppy/: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"Greycat" (girls)
http://www.pretention.net/: SOMETHING SOMETHING moon SOMETHING SOMETHING
"Wiplash" (girls)
http://www.themistresswhiplash.com/: HAHAHAHA
Mikael (dorks)
http://w1.456.telia.com/~u45603950/index.html: He likes KIDS and POEMS and TAKING PICTURES WITH FISH.
Brendan (design)
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/guam/928/: Could you use MORE TABLES?
Alvin (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/in2/PlayboyThuG/: HAHAHAHAHA
"Mr. Dinklepuss" (freaks)
http://come.to/dinklepuss: WHAT THE
Justin (journalists)
http://www.justinslife.com/: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
? (groupies) http://www.ihatestarwars.com/: An ANTI-GROUPIE -- someone who hates STAR WARS. A LOT.
Michelle (groupies)
http://members.tripod.com/~rcassidypage/index.html: The best she can do is a CASSIDY, and the LEAST FAMOUS ONE at that.
Jordanna (groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/skatinghaven/: She likes SKATING.
? (wannabes) http://www.yankthechain.com/: LAME.
"Potheads" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/potheads_666/: Another GAGGLE of DOPE-SMOKING WANNABES.
Josh, Mike, & Dave (wannabes)
http://joshmikedave.tripod.com/homepage.html: The WORLD of DUMBASSES.
Amtgard (dorks)
http://www.amtgard.com/: They like playing GAMES. A LOT.
TJ (dorks) http://www.geocities.com/athletesbane/filet.html: WUP WAH.
Elisabeth (hobbyists)
http://www.misselisabeth.com/: We were WITH HER up to the point where she PARADED her pictures of ROADKILL ...
Jeanie (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2197/: That's the BEST she can DO? What happened to AIMING HIGH?
Jonelin (punks)
http://blar.org/: Is there a WARRANTY on this one? ANYTHING?
Aradia (girls)
http://www.dct.com/~aradia/index.html: LA FEMME NIKITA, her CAT, and a WITCH! Could you ASK for anything MORE?
"Sinnocence" (goths)
http://sinnocence.com/: Another GIRL with a CAMERA and a WEB CAM and an ability to BORE.
Adina (girls)
http://www8.50megs.com/niceadina/: Do you think she'll be FAMOUS?
Michelle (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ma/HoTsExY2/: How come the PHOTO GALLERIES are clearly pictures of DIFFERENT WOMEN?
John (trekkies)
http://homepages.pavilion.co.uk/gbwilkes/: He plays GAMES a little too MUCH, maybe.
Sal (dorks)
http://gunduz.com/: Try STIFLING a CHUCKLE. We bet you can't do it.
Deanna (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/4100/: She writes HORROR NOVELS and BLAH.
Dave (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/8631/: Gotta love those GOTHS. They're just so ... HUMOROUS.
Sarah (design)
http://come.to/mahwackylilworld: OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.
Arnold (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/kewl_geek/: He's a "KEWL GEEK!" Yeah, they ALL are.
Alice (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/alicespalace/: She actually WANTED to be listed on LOSERS dot ORG.
Alistair (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/ffitz_uk/: He's an ARTIST, or SOMETHING.
Jenny (rednecks)
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/Kowgirl/: She calls herself "KOWGIRL." We an pretty much STOP right there.
Gwyn (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/gwyn_kellarross/: Apparently she likes to show off her TITS and make POLITICAL COMMENTARY. What a curious COMBINATION ...
B. (hobbyists) http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ridge/7921/: Someone likes GERBILS -- REALLY, REALLY likes them.
Kayla (design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/spirit/lanilove/index.html: Well, that's just EXCELLENT.
? (design) http://www.geocities.com/amococoa/: Hope you didn't NEED your EYES ...
Kevin (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/polarity13/: If this guy ISN'T a nerd, who IS?
Traci (nerds)
http://www.hendrix.edu/traci/: A table of CLASSES she took this YEAR. Well, EXCELLENT.
Dennis (wannabes)
http://www.escape.ca/~valdron/: He's a WRITER! Yeah, RIGHT.
Dave (wannabes)
http://members.theglobe.com/xl4u/: LAME.
Jenni (girls)
http://www.jennicam.com/: A GIRL and her FOUR YEAR OLD WEB CAM.
Alison (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/alisons_page_2000/: Apparently she's rather FOND of DUCKS.
"Rhe" (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/3161/: A SCIENCE FICTION COOKBOOK? Oh, PLEASE ...
James (trekkies)
http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/powelljn/: His FIRST WEB SITE? REALLY?
"Mary" (goths)
http://www.virtue.nu/myjesusweeps/: Oh, PLEASE.
"Detroit Playas" (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/md/bigzenon/: They like to get HAMMERED and take pictures of their "SHENANIGANS."
"Geezer" (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Gorge/2957/: This guy looks like a PARTY ANIMAL.
Howard (design)
http://www.talk.to/spargo: WOW.
Jason (design)
http://rainy.net/heretic/: Well, that's just GRAND.
Lionel (nerds)
http://www.apricot.com/~kyousuke/lionelhome.html: Now THIS guy couldn't be more nerdy if he TRIED.
Ian (nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/IanNation/: The PINNACLE of BORING.
"Goggles" (journalists)
http://scribble.nu/x/?u=goggles&e=2: itchhiker's Guide to BOREDOM.
Lindsay (journalists)
http://lindsay.diaryland.com/: UH. OKAY.
Mary (journalists)
http://frwhiskey.diaryland.com/: TOURBUSES and TOURGUIDING! Wonderful.
Randy (groupies)
http://home.eclipse.net/~rc/: It's Randy's AWESOME homepage about his JEEP WRANGLER!
Todd (wannabes)
http://www.toddbertrang.com/: HAHAHAHA
Tony (wannabes)
http://www.hypertony.co.uk/: Another GUY who doesn't GET IT.
Nathan (wannabes)
http://www.npj.com/: WOW, man. He is REALLY BORING.
Ana (girls)
http://www.anacam.com/: YAY! Let's hear it for WEB CAMS!
Beckie (girls)
http://www.beckie.com/: Another WEB CAM!
Naomi (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/naosf/: BOTANY?
Abby (girls)
http://glitter.net: We can never TRULY know her!
Yahni (dorks)
http://www.yahni.com/: Did he misspell YAWNY?
Raven, TK, & Toll (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com:80/Eureka/Consultant/9089/CPPC.html: WhatEVER.
Dave (nerds)
http://meloser.cjb.net/: WHY did he create this site? HE said it, not US.
Kodi (nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/eqstuff/: Good LORD. Someone likes GAMES.
Carl (journalists)
http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/: Thanks for the UPDATES on your LIFE, bub.
"Emlyn" (journalists)
http://scribble.nu/x/?u=emlyyn&e=1: Yay for STORIES about PAST RELATIONSHIPS.
Geoff (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/zombiri/: He's an ACTOR/DIRECTOR/SUPERMODEL!
"Wanker" (wannabes)
http://crackhead.shoutweb.net/: Someone sure likes the word CRACKHEAD.
Chris (wannabes)
http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/: When he says STUPID, he means STUPID.
Joerg (players)
http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/: He likes TALL WOMEN. Do THEY like HIM?
Jeannette (girls)
http://home.pacific.net.sg/~lambert/: A JOURNAL, and POETRY. Good JOB.
"Chirstyn" (girls)
http://www.chirstyn.com/: We tried to STIFLE BACK a LAUGH, but couldn't MANAGE.
"Tehawk" (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/tehawk/: BABYLON 5, STAR TREK, it's ALL HERE ...
Ashleigh (nerds)
http://welcome.to/ashworld: It's ASH WORLD!
Jean-Marie (freaks)
http://go.to/jeanmarie: That's just DISTURBING.
Dave (journalists)
http://davedash.com/: Thanks for the WEB CAM to go along with the JOURNAL.
Menno-Peter (groupies)
http://www.fortunecity.com/greenfield/mother/310/mp.html: KIM WILDE! Uh, YEAH!
Sarah (wannabes)
http://freespeech.org/skippy/: No one CARES.
Sung (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/hamitafevoll/: Yesterday he learned how to SWEAR.
Karen (girls)
http://clix.to/Kazza: Things she LOVES, things she HATES ...
? (greenies) http://hello.to/planetdear: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6224/: A PAGE o' POEMS.
Megan (goths)
http://www.freeyellow.com/members6/psycogirl/index.html: SNOOZE CITY.
? (hobbyists) http://mindyourownbusiness.com/: He thinks he's a COMEDIAN.
"Gar" (dorks)
http://homepage.eircom.net/~raindrop/: RAINDROP PROCESSES, eh? Uh HUH.
Richard (dorks)
http://www.dickeyschmid.com/: Fully CATER to our NEEDS? A FAQ about HIMSELF? What is this guy ON?
"Leviathan" (goths)
http://members2.easyspace.com/livingdeadgirl/: Just LAME.
Kenny (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/7042/: Another TRIBUTE to MEDIOCRITY.
Paul (wannabes)
http://www.jhewlett.freeserve.co.uk/: The PRACTICAL JOKE WEB SITE! YAWN.
Nasha (girls)
http://nasha.cjb.net/: Somebody call the BORING POLICE.
Helen (design)
http://website.lineone.net/~nelly/: Nice COLOR SCHEME, DARLIN'.
Roger (players)
http://hometown.aol.com/rodger350/myhomepage/index.html: He HOPES to SOMEDAY be in a THREESOME.
Nina (journalists)
http://minuet.org/: LAYOUT inspired by PAINT IT BLACK.
Jennifer (girls)
http://members.tripod.com/ovarianscream/: Yeah, WHATEVER.
Cary (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Lights/9180/: A DREAMER LOST
? (design) http://www.khaos.ndirect.co.uk/: Do not pass GO. Do not collect ANYTHING.
Trevor (journalists)
http://www.disnesquick.faithweb.com: A big fan of VIDEO GAMES, we see.
"Fleccy" (wannabes)
http://www.frl.4mg.com/: This guy's PROUD of being LAME, apparently.
D.J. (hobbyists)
http://www.troutface.freeserve.co.uk/: He likes ANIMALS. A little TOO MUCH, maybe.
Brian (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/me/blevesque/: Hey, DEAD FISH, that's GREAT. Keep TRYING.
Maya (design)
http://www.geocities.com/d_f_wallace/radio.html: Totally INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
Meil (nerds)
http://members.tripod.co.uk/Reaper_666/Mech_War/index.html: A mix of GAMING and PASCAL PROGRAMMING!
Joe & Dave (wannabes)
http://www.the-bridge.net/~jpetro24/: Q: What is a SIMP? A: No one CARES.
Jaime (girls)
http://www.gurlpages.com/me1/club_x/welcome.html: REALM of the WHAT?
"Twink" (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/9910/: HOLY GOD
Spencer & Shezmin (couples)
http://www.spencerandshezmin.freeserve.co.uk/: We get the IMPRESSION that if couples couldn't put up their WEDDING PICTURES they'd BURST.
Brian (journalists)
http://www.avalon.net/~macke/: A DIARY of his DREAMS and NIGHTMARES! How ... QUAINT.
Ashly (journalists)
http://concubine.net/: Thanks for the UPDATE!
Chris (wannabes)
http://mypage.direct.ca/c/cogreen/: It's STUPID, all right.
Carl (wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/agentcarl/: He's a SECRET AGENT.
Kevin (players)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/1016/special.html: "FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE"?
Illy (girls)
http://str8hard.cjb.net/: She LOVES TO LAUGH. We never would have GUESSED.
Fiona (goths)
http://gurlpages.com/music/starslut/index.html: Another TERRIBLY DEEP SOUL.
Aimee (design)
http://velvetsky.org/: Yeah, that's LOVELY.
Carrie (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/md/bekewl/index.html: Yeah, your HOMEPAGE sure is "KEWL."
Mindy (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pier/3864/: Another WINNER.
Tony (nerds)
http://www.font.freeserve.co.uk/: HOLY
Paul (nerds)
http://www.piercefuller.com/paul/: He collects OLD COMPUTERS. Need we say MORE?
Mandy (wannabes)
http://mamasays.fisticuffs.org/: She's so SPECIAL.
Susan (girls)
http://www.shaftnet.org/~unicorn/: She's a UNICORN!
Phillip (nerds)
http://www.fab1.net/: Nothing like OLD, CRAPPY science fiction.
Shayanna (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/6394/: Look! A ROLE PLAYER!
James (nerds)
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~wadh0300/: WHINGE of the WEEK?
Ventsislav (wannabes)
http://cilin5.tripod.com/: Can't he come up with something ORIGINAL?
Tom (wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/page/tomhennessey: He's OBLIGED to mentioned his FRIENDS.
Megan (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/pastbeyond/wind.html: YEESH.
Adrian (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/leftoverturkey/: He's got WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.
Natalia (journalists)
http://natalia.diaryland.com/: They can't get enough of these DIARIES, we GUESS.
"Stained Pants" (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/stainedpants/: Uh HUH.
Will (dorks)
http://members.aol.com/Willstrum/Home1.html: Somebody PUT A FORK IN HIM. He's DONE.
Dale (dorks)
http://www.serve.com/vbreak/: His LIFE, his LOVE, our BOREDOM.
Vahid (design)
http://www.vahid.co.uk/: GEE, that's LOVELY.
Allen & Melinda (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/7976/: Uh, the KIT KAT CLUB? Isn't that the name of a STRIP JOINT?
Barry & Trish (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/betrothed_m/: Are THESE TWO for REAL?
? (journalists) http://girl.pitas.com/: BARF.
Nathan (nerds)
http://www.nathany.com/: BORING.
Andrew (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/5651/: Nice TRY.
Steve (groupies)
http://www.madonnacatalog.com/: ... And a MADONNA groupie.
Hayley (wannabes)
http://www.longsterres.demon.co.uk/stepstohell.htm: Just SAD, really.
Mike (wannabes)
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/j/mjh286/: And HALF-ASSED it IS.
Andru (wannabes)
http://moxen.virtualave.net/: BOREDOM is the right word, ALL RIGHT.
Leenie (girls)
http://www2.50megs.com/leenie/: Her THOUGHTFUL SPOT?
Dani (girls)
http://redrival.com/saturno/midori/: HTTP://WE.ARE/NOT_IMPRESSED
"Jessykuh" (girls)
http://rejection.cjb.net/: YAWN YAWN YAWN LAME YAWN YAWN
Elisha (girls)
http://apathy.nu/: She's APATHETIC!
Shawn (dorks)
http://www.realmsofevil.net/: Prepare to LAUGH.
Richard (nerds)
http://bannister.org/: A SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER of SOFTWARE PROGRAMS?
Jairus (journalists)
http://www.restraint.org/: BORING.
Linda (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/4867/sm.html: A shrine to SAILOR MOON?
Panama (wannabes)
http://www.concentric.net/~panama/: WIN-NER.
Andrea (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Residence/7920/index.html: A DIME a DOZEN.
? (trekkies) http://www.redrival.com/schlock/the47s.html: Collecting all the FORTY-SEVENS in STAR TREK? LAAAAAAAAME
Peter (dorks)
http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ps38752/: A DISNEY FAN with a WEB CAM. That's just GREAT.
"Sky" (goths)
http://members.tripod.com/~hollowsoul/: Why don't these people realize just how FUNNY they are?
? (design) http://home.att.net/~wobblies/jump/jump.html: WARNING: EPILEPTICS should not VIEW THIS PAGE.
Hazelin & Lee (couples)
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/hazelee/: Not quite enough SYRUP, folks.
"Balloonist" (freaks)
http://kaboom.balloonist.com/: Guess for ANYTHING you pick, SOMEONE in this DISGUSTING WORLD has to be SEXUALLY ATTRACTED to it ...
"Junebug" (journalists)
http://www.crazyboy.net/: Hey JUNEBUG, nice DIARY.
John (journalists)
http://moron.shutdown.com/: It's one ONLINE JOURNAL after another.
Steev (groupies)
http://www.twistedrico.com/: Well, GOOD FOR YOU.
Zachary (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ne/zachary/: Put some CLOTHES on.
Thilo (hobbyists)
http://homepages.tu-darmstadt.de/~st001892/coke.html: An obsession with COKE CANS?
Simon (design)
http://www.expage.com/page/cheesefans: Uh, OKAY.
Milke (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/MikeSite/index.html: Lovely LAYOUT.
Thomas (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/thomasmorison/: Stop trying to make science FUN.
Justin (journalists)
http://www.links.net/: Another DIARY GUY.
Ben (rednecks)
http://www.gentleben.com/index.html: YEEEEEE HAW!
Eriol (dorks)
http://www.eriol.com/: Nice BUTTERFLY.
Mandra (goths)
http://mandra66.tripod.com/: Waiter! A CORK, please.
Ben (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/nd/jester5670/index.html: He sure is a fan of SKELETONS and SPIDERS and CREEPY THINGS.
Jasuka & Kata (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/god/index.html: GOOD LORD.
Justin (design)
http://go.to/12ozprophet: He needs to ERASE THIS and START OVER.
Chris (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/crappy/: Well, at least he admits he's CRAPPY.
Lindsay (nerds)
http://offcentre.net/: Well, at least she's TRYING.
Gwen (groupies)
http://russet.8m.com/index.html: She HEARTS MACOS!
Dave (groupies)
http://defbands.virtualave.net/: Your standard BORING MUSIC PAGE.
Randy (wannabes)
http://www.darkchylde.com/: Uh, YEAH, right.
Kim (players)
http://www.angelfire.com/ab/HomeyBros/index2.html: The HOMEY BROS?
Kate (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/coffeshine/: WHAT
April (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Gulf/6859/: You typical BORING GIRL PAGE.
Chalph (dorks)
http://members.aol.com/hulbertx/Monkey.htm: HOME of the MOON MONKEY?
Chris (hobbyists)
http://hrv.isfun.net: Someone likes his CAR.
Sean (design)
http://www.sean.com/: Hurray! Let's play the GUESS WHERE TO CLICK game!
Keith (journalists)
http://lavender.fortunecity.com/loxwood/561/: Yeah, THAT'S IT -- we need to know all about his INTEREST in RADIO by reading his DIARY.
Jeran-Marie (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jeanmarielauze/: WHAT THE
Jonah (wannabes)
http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/jonah.html: He's got the word WINNER tattooed on his FOREHEAD.
Brigitta (girls)
http://www.brigitta.net/: No STALKING, please?
Kevin (hobbyists)
http://www.taiwancomputer.com/user/goddog/index.html-ssi: ANIME, ANIME, ANIME. Where do these people COME from?
Larry (dorks)
http://www.aceshomepage.cjb.net/: An EVENTS page?
Bret (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/drdonut/: TRUE STORIES? FAMOUS JOKES? HUMOR COOP?
Jon (design)
http://bobthealien.8m.com/: Lovely INTRODUCTORY PAGE.
Clark House (nerds)
http://www.filthy.org/: Apparently we should be IMPRESSED with their ALCOHOL VIOLATIONS and GUY-TO-GIRL RATIO.
Lucy (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/7414/: That's what the world needed -- YET ANOTHER JOURNAL.
Valerie (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/2111/: Obsessed with a CARTOON CHARACTER?
Matt (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/dasmatt1/matt.html: He lives in MATTVILLE.
"G" (wannabes)
http://my-world.itgo.com/: "Don't you hate those useless homepages?"
Amanda (punks)
http://www.expage.com/page/AmandasCribFoDaPlayas: You're WHITE, aren't you, kid?
"Angry Little Asian Girl" (girls)
http://angrylittleasiangirl.com/: We don't think she's quite ANGSTY enough.
Mickey (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/lemonshirt/: LEMONS?
Jennifer (girls)
http://hcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu/~snider/: She's a WHAT?
David (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/aquashark/: He likes DOOM and WWF GAMES.
Andy (design)
http://www.baugh.freeserve.co.uk/: More of the SAME.
Sine & Louis (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/sine77/: They're apparently REALLY PROUD about getting MARRIED.
Tiffanie (girls)
http://innocence.virtualave.net/: Good LORD.
Rob (dorks)
http://www.happydork.com/: Uh, YEAH.
Thomas (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~infinid/: HURRAY for THREE-DIMENSIONAL BULLSHIT.
Perry & Sheila (couples)
http://www.venusenvy.org/: Be sure to check out their WEDDING PAGE.
Ryan (nerds)
http://www.xer0.net/: Gee, thanks for KEEPING US INFORMED about your COMPUTERS.
"Juh-Jenn" (journalists)
http://sn00t.pitas.com/: Another DAY, another DIARY.
Brian (groupies)
http://members.aol.com/sonicwhammy/main.html: What's his favorite GROUP, now?
Van (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/VanConner/: If ROCK is a CRIME then he is GUILTY AS CHARGED!
Shane (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/zipblow/: He's a STRONG BELIEVER in SEX.
Chad (players)
http://ninezero.978.org/: He has LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.
Leigh (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/pcccheer4leigh/: She'a a VERY FUN person to HANG OUT WITH, and has MANY, MANY FRIENDS.
Anne (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/la/phoenixlight/index.html: Dedicated to the LEGENDARY KIRBY?
Paul (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/il/therock2/: His favorite possessions are his BIBLE and his TIES.
Betzman (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/9871/: Thanks for the LOVELY BACKGROUNDS.
Nikki (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/7916/: Aren't these ANGSTY GIRLS so CUTE?
"Mami" (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/illNaNa00/: Uh oh, GANGSTA GIRL!
Kathy (groupies)
http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~katya/: She seems to like CHEVY'S.
"DorkyGurl" & "BunkyGurl" (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/5788/main.html: Good LORD.
Brian (design)
http://www.brian.n3.net/: Hey, that's GREAT.
Brooke (girls)
http://www.gurlpages.com/other/brooke_lynn/Front.html: Wish her LUCK.
Robert (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/tasslehoff_01/: He's YODA or something.
Laura (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4413/: IF THOU WILT, prevent THINESELF from LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY at this PAGE.
Heather (girls)
http://www.expage.com/page/heathspage14: What does she want for CHRISTMAS?
"Gyroscope" (nerds)
http://www.gyroscope.iwarp.com/: He's a game designer, a singer, AND a floorwax!
"Zoxsia" (wannabes)
http://www.internettrash.com/users/spaceslut/index.html: Aren't you COOL?
Shane (players)
http://www.angelfire.com/wv/Italy4You/index.html: He likes to SING and COOK and LAUGH!
Aaron (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/co2/goatass/index.html: He sure likes to SWEAR and sound TOUGH.
Sarah (girls)
http://www.sfgoth.com/~fayth/: BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Drew (hobbyists)
http://www.slick-net.com/index.phtml: A fan of CHOPPERS.
Patty (groupies)
http://www.expage.com/page/pattyinfopage: BACKSTREET BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott (wannabes)
http://disconnected.978.org/: You can be his WHORE!
Aimeá (girls)
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~ag477/Profile.html: She's "THE DREAMER."
Noelle (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/az/goldfishy/: Full of ANGST and YAWNINESS.
Cindy (girls)
http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy/: Put some CLOTHES on, KID.
"Vamprella" (girls)
http://www.vamprella.com/: Her BEST PAYCHECK.
Carrie (journalists)
http://www.kjsl.com/~richmond/: Another one of them JOURNAL GIRLS. Mostly about GETTING PREGNANT, no less.
Carole (journalists)
http://web2.airmail.net/carole/: Another JOURNAL.
"Vomit" (wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/fakevomit/: You're trying WAY TOO HARD to be GROSS, kid.
Tay (girls)
http://www.katnap.org/: WEDDINGS and CATS and SOUTH PARK?
Chris (dorks)
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~cemerson/: He likes to HUG HUGGY PEOPLE.
Andrew (nerds)
http://students.missouri.edu/~ahicks/: A YEAR IN THE LIF OF A NERD? No THANKS.
Jess (nerds)
http://www.jess.org/: She likes PLAYING with COMPUTERS.
"Shroomer" (wannabes)
http://geocities.com/shroomer_h/: Oh BOY, another GUY in a BAND.
? (punks) http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Birdland/7259/: Oh BOY, it's some ANONYMOUS POTHEAD.
Anne (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/dyingdreams/: Oh just look at that ANGST.
Paige (girls)
http://www.tmcom.com/~paige/: #warez_paige, HURR DURR.
James & Jeff (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~guyscamera/: Please WAKE UP to the fact that neither of you will ever be MODELS.
Josh (dorks)
http://clairecords.com/josh/: He's sure ON about GETTING DUMPED or SOMETHING.
Danny (design)
http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/: EXPLORE a little to find the PAINFUL BACKGROUNDS.
Victoria (nerds)
http://www.escape.com/~juliet/: She's a UNIX.GIRL!
Emma (girls)
http://tarnish.net/: She gets MAD at other peoples' WEB SITES. Hmm ...
Lisa (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/1635/: She's, uh, "NASTEE."
Piper (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Ring/6550/: His OBSESSIONS: professional WRESTLING, Japanese ANIMATION, WORDS of WISDOM, POETRY, and making everyone else BARF.
Daniel (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/me3/danielm/: Despite the rest of it, apparently he really likes BLUE BACKGROUNDS.
Brenda (groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/in2/harmony/: Apparently ELTON JOHN saved her soul, or SOMETHING.
Rebekah (girls)
http://www.rebekah.org/: Yet ANOTHER ONE who thinks that the world CARES.
Carl (dorks)
http://www.msu.edu/user/seaboldc/: What IS it with people and putting their PERSONAL DIARIES up on the WEB?
"United Losers" (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/unitedlosers/: Well, at least they're ADMITTING it.
Heather & Christopher (couples)
http://members.aol.com/pixieey/: Yet another WEDDING PAGE.
Kelli (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/pand/index.html: Good LORD, it's ANOTHER ONE.
Chris (wannabes)
http://www.chrismorrissey.com/: He's a FILM DIRECTORY, you see.
Ariadne (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/9407/: The LUNAR CORNER? NEO-PAGANISM? WITCHES? POEMS? HGULHGULHGULHGULHGULH
Kathleen (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/7426/: She calls herself a NERD. Enough SAID.
Mohamed (wannabes)
http://www.msu.edu/~abouelse/: He wants A MILLION DOLLARS, to WIN AT COMPUTER GAMES, and to RULE THE WORLD.
Alan (groupies)
http://www.p7a77.net/dennys/: Someone likes DENNY'S restaurants a LITTLE TOO MUCH.
Michael (trekkies)
http://www.anime.net/~raider3/: On top of his ANGST, he likes JAPANESE ANIMATION.
"Mayo" (design)
http://mayojar.home.mindspring.com/: Got COLORS?
Rachel & Steve (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/7572/: TRUE LOVE, yadda yadda yadda.
Erik (nerds)
http://www.zoltan.org/: He knows MULTIPLE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.
"Bobo" (freaks)
http://www.acay.com.au/~eeyore/: Well, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
? (dorks) http://www.angelfire.com/mb/bergalater/: At THAT AGE I suppose those kinds of JOKES are HILARIOUS.
"Chaotia" (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/me/chaotia/: They're some kind of BORING VAMPIRES, or something.
Mike (hobbyists)
http://hometown.aol.com/myk2001/: PLEASE, don't meet his IGUANA.
Kris & Mike (hobbyists)
http://come.to/krisandmike/: They like going to CONVENTIONS. Enough SAID.
Nick (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/nick1/index.html: He apparenty likes DEATH a lot.
Michael (groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/RedSox/: He sure likes the RED SOX.
"RtchdSoul" (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/rtchdsoul/: What IS it with these people?
Karl (hobbyists)
http://www.dogbrain.com/: For someone who's supposed to be "SMARTER," he sure can't SPELL.
"Evil Roses" (rednecks)
http://thrill.to/evilroses: The only thing EVIL about you is your WEB PAGE.
Jenny (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/4463/: All this and JAPANESE ANIMATION too.
Gord (hobbyists)
http://home.golden.net/~goiterboy/: Nice COMIC.
Joel (nerds)
http://www.joel.co.uk/: I guess he likes LINUS.
Bo (goths) http://www.alltel.net/~bandyimo/: The spinning SKULLS! The dripping BLOOD! PAGAN PURSUITS! All this and a DIVORCE!
Chris (hobbyists)
http://freespace.virgin.net/chris.doe/frames/page1.htm: Two words: MECHANICAL ORGANS.
"Bnib" (design)
http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/: Nice COLORS, bub.
"Durst" (design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/me/durst/entercOOkies.html: Where IS everything?
Sam (design)
http://sam123.iscool.net/: Another "WEB DESIGNER" who thinks MORE is BETTER.
"MiX M@$tA MiKeY" (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/8113/mixwitdamasta.html: Uh HUH.
"Nutling" (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/8790/: Hurray for you and your MIDI PAGES.
Rebecca (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/8767/: Poems and stories and quotes, OH MY!
Aaron (wannabes)
http://www.cryogenius.com/: He's proud of his HERNIA OPERATION.
"Jawn" & "Mykl" (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/dajawnandmyklshow/: Another PAIR who think SPELLING THINGS WRONG is cool.
Al (hobbyists) http://al.radparker.com/: RANDOM THOUGHT ON LOSERS: He's one.
"maybedyke" (freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/maybedyke/: Well? Make up your MIND, already.
John (hobbyists)
http://www.perry.com/home.html: See him get HIT ON THE HEAD? Well, somebody's got to do it.
Mike (greenies)
http://www.io.com/~mdahmus/: He's a TRANSPORTATIONAL and RECREATIONAL BICYCLIST.
Jeremy (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Grounds/5904/: He'll be PROUD of his friends WHATEVER THEY DO.
Alex (journalists)
http://www.angelfire.com/nj/conn8ds1/main.html: Not only do we have a JOURNAL, but he refers to himself in the third person.
Normal & Ronaldo (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/7219/: Got enough WAREZ?
"NanoGirl" (nerds)
http://www.homestead.com/nanotechind/nothingatall.html: Powered by NANOTECHNOLOGY.
Karen (girls)
http://hometown.aol.com/ladyfolc/index.html: She's a DIVA. Or SOMETHING.
Brad (dorks)
http://www.bradfitz.com/: Thanks for letting us see your ITINERARY.
Kristina (greenies)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/8964/: Someone likes CORAL REEFS.
Sam (dorks)
http://www.shamema.com/: Complete UNENDING CRAP.
"Split Beer" (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/on/spiltbeer/: No one would PAY to listen to YOU, you know.
Billy (wannabes)
http://www.vt.edu:10021/W/wboswell/billy.html: Nobody cares about YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK.
Elwood (dorks)
http://www.iwu.edu/~phawn/: We suppose having the name ELWOOD makes you an AUTOMATIC FAN of THE BLUES BROTHERS.
James (rednecks)
http://www.jimbob.com/: YEE HAW IT'S JIM BOB!
"Cyberian Tiger" (hobbyists)
http://expage.com/page/cyberianstigerworld: Guess he LIKES TIGERS.
Peter (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~skoliosis/index.html: You and your BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.
Dylan (hobbyists)
http://www.coldcomfort.com/dylan/: Are SUBARUS the best that you can do? Even the STATION WAGONS?
Thom (dorks)
http://www.obsess.com/: Get this through your head: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID LIFE.
Derek (design)
http://www.powazek.com/: He REGISTERS A DOMAIN IN HIS NAME, and figures he's the WEB'S NUMBER ONE DESIGN EXPERT.
Robert (wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/~robertfelton/index.html: Java is HARD, but he wants to work at YAHOO!.
"Mighty G" (groupies)
http://expage.com/page/mightyg187: Yes, he's DEAD already.
Sigmund (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1239/: The LOVE of his LIFE, huh?
Rick (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~Rikstafer/: He likes BLUE, we SUPPOSE.
Robert (dorks)
http://come.to/x-rob/: Another RETARD in love with LARA CROFT.
Duane (wannabes)
http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~duane/hp/index.html: So ANGSTY and TOUGH ...
"Wildone" (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Inlet/3573/: AMERICAN FLAGS and CARS and HEARTS.
Megan (design)
http://www.megsplace.com/: You think you have enough USELESS ICONS?
Istvaan (wannabes)
http://www.nauticom.net/www/istvaan/home/: Stop WHINING and GROW UP.
Kim (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/5942/: Hey, KOOL-AID!
David (couples)
http://home.earthlink.net/~supradave/: AH, the miracles of CHILDBIRTH.
James (dorks)
http://www.23x.com/stark/: Where should we BEGIN?
Lorraine (girls)
http://www.baddgrrl.com/: A whole lot of ATTITUDE.
Jason (dorks)
http://www.nocturne.org/~jason/: Like we really care what BOOKS YOU PLAN TO READ.
"Hash" (nerds)
http://candy.alacarte.co.jp/~hash/: Okay we GET THE IDEA ALREADY.
"Pirate" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2624/: Oh, boy! A PIRATE!
Ruth (girls)
http://www.best.com/~calyxa/: Blah, duh, BODY ART.
Greg (greenies)
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/: An OVO-LACTO VEGETARIAN?
? (design) http://members.tripod.com/~teardrop52/: Are you TRYING to make your page HARD TO READ?
Mark (dorks)
http://www.drury.com/: The evolution of a DORK?
Scott (dorks)
http://anduin.eldar.org/~novac/: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, huh?
Joseph (players)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/3446/: This guy thinks he's just THE SHIT.
Marcus (players)
http://www.purdue.anderson.edu/marcus_boffing.htm: As if we didn't already know WEIGHTLIFTING and WAITING BY THE PHONE go hand-in-hand?
Kelly & Cindy (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/8149/: One useless image after another.
James (freaks)
http://www.databaun.com/jamez/: Check out the personal ad. But avoid the pictures section if you can help it.
Cheryl (girls)
http://www.tigergirl.com/: The FIRST PARAGRAPH seals her fate.
? (girls) http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1673/: I mean, really. Need I even say anything?
I-Chun (hobbyists)
http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~icl/: She works on WOMEN'S EARLY LIFE COURSE DECISIONS. Yawn.
Wendy (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3884/: We see "Kids' FAQs about Snakes." Coupled with the obnoxious colors, big font, and distracting background, we have a winner.
Tom & Angela (couples)
http://www.tomsmith.com/: You don't get any more syrupy than that.

Last updated January 03 2024