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3l Here are all the 3-L losers.


Shannah _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/shannah85/
3l award Okay FOLKS, when you have a DISCLAIMER saying if you don't like LORD OF THE RINGS, et cetera, you know you're in HOT WATER.

Devin _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/thad1984/Front.html
3l award DEVINstation? GET IT? Sounds like DEVAstation, but starts with DEVIN? HURF DURF

J.D. _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/milehighstyle/
3l award The STRANGE WORLDS of a POET, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, SUPERMODEL, ASTRONAUT, and RESTAURANT BATHROOM CLEANER. Don't MISS IT.

Casey _D lose (girls)
     http://caseyrocksyourworld.servebeer.com/
3l award We're ... SCARED.

Heather _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/divazum/index.html
3l award She's GOTH and ANTI-RAP and ANGSTY and likes pictures of BLACK ROSES and ANIMATING PENTAGRAMS.

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.themaddening.com/
3l award Man, there's a whole GAGGLE of them here.

"DingDongs" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dingdongs_2002/
3l award They call themselves "HIGHLY IMMATURE TEENAGERS." Good CALL.

Timothy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://secondthird.cjb.net/
3l award When you label yourself a "WANNABE GOTH," all hope is LOST.

Rachel _D lose (punks)
     http://sumzbabygurl41.tripod.com/
3l award Let's TRY and KEEP UP with her, SHALL we?

Lina _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/punksnotdead0004/enter.html
3l award PUNKS against WAR? What kind of PUSSY CRAP is THAT?

Fantine _D lose (design)
     http://www.gloomfairie.com/fantine/
3l award We got BORED waiting for the SPLASH screen to LOAD.

Anna _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/incubus_iiii/evilspork.html
3l award Earth to YOU: No, you are NOT FUNNY.

Zoe _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.latertater.com/zoe/
3l award F-F-FAT girls gone W-W-WILD? (SHUDDER)

Kaysea _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/psychoorangecat/
3l award A horribly designed Web page devoted to a "psychotic" cat. Right, like the OWNER has nothing to do with that particular issue.

Louise _D lose (wannabes)
     http://uk.geocities.com/goththingakaloser/
3l award We simply don't think a COMMENT would do this site any JUSTICE.

Glen _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.asciibabes.com/
3l award Okay, ASCII ART PORN. We have to give them credit for leaning in the RIGHT DIRECTION, but ... ASCII ART? Ever heard of GIFs and JPEGs, FOLKS?

Gary _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.garyholifield.com/
3l award Well, sometimes it needs to be said, but still: YAWN.

Samantha _D lose (design)
     http://www.iamantonym.tk
3l award You people and your stupid POPUP NAVIGATORS. What is WRONG WITH YOU?

Krys _D lose (punks)
     http://bob_is_a_hottie.tripod.com/
3l award Two words: NICE HAIR.

"Dr. Evil" _D lose (groupies)
     http://expage.com/atributetometallica
3l award A TRIBUTE to METALLICA. We needn't really say anymore, but we like the SNAKE LOGO. Is that some kind of G.I. JOE reference?

Harry _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.harrylimetv.com/
3l award He claims to be the "world's only fatttest cable access show." Two thoughts: First, is that a GOOD THING? And second, can you think of REASONS why you might be the ONLY ONE?

"Kitten" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://boundaryissues.com/kitten/
3l award We particularly like the OVERABUNDANCE OF STARS in her artwork. Does she DOT THE I IN KITTEN with a HEART, too?

Lonny Miller _D lose (players)
     http://www.lonnymiller.com/
3l award TIMELESS STORIES, INCREDIBLE GOOD LOOKS? Dream on, BUSTER.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/movies/jedigardens/aboutme.html
3l award So did these guys even SEE the Star Wars movies? Do they not realize they SUCKED HORRIBLY, or is it a matter of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE?

Mark _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.buttery.org/mark/
3l award Apart from being an ACTIVE MEMBER on the SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM (yes, THOSE guys), this guy seriously looks like a KLINGON.

John _D lose (wannabes)
     http://victory.myblackvault.com/
3l award He's got an ANARCHIST WEB SITE! You'd think that might make him a PUNK, but we feel he's more appropriate as a WANNABE.

"DJ Laz" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.flyingrodents.com/
3l award This guy THANKED US for linking to his site before we even DID it!s

Bartholomew _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html
3l award Thanks for the PAINFUL ANIMATIONS.

Brenda _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dorkpower.cjb.net/
3l award They call it DORK POWER. We stop THERE.

"Zakiyah" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.zaksrealm.net/
3l award Okay, a BELLY DANCER, a WEB DESIGNER, and a DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS fan.

Angel _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/angelmailus/MainPage.html
3l award She likes some BLAH character from TREXX. She also appears to have some sort of THING for TWEETY BIRD, so that's probably not GOOD.

Meg _D lose (wannabes)
     http://megfox.com/
3l award Now, you're WHO again?

Jodi _D lose (design)
     http://www.jodigold-ny.com/
3l award We particularly like how she illustrated her WORDS with PICTURES. As if her intended audience were in SIXTH GRADE.

Paul _D lose (players)
     http://www.serv.net/~wakawaka/
3l award HONK, HONK! In search of CHUBBY CHASERS! Let's GO here PEOPLE, we haven't got all DAY!

"Society Failure" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/society_1_failure/Society_Failure.html
3l award Check it out. It's a BAND and stuff.

Chandler _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.deadjournal.com/users/amoebakid
3l award An EXCITING, rip-roaring ROLLER COASTER ride of a BLOG.

"Azcra" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.azcra.com/
3l award Yeah, you're REALLY COOL, lady.

Tiffany _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/rocknloud/Tiffany.html
3l award This site should come with an EPILEPSY WARNING.

Hannah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/hannahpikachu/
3l award Watch OUT NOW! It's a FORTRESS OF DOOM! With SKULLS and EVERYTHING!

Garry _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/garry1215/
3l award He's got some thing for GAY WEREWOLVES. We don't know EITHER.

"Emu" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.shawne.tk/
3l award Another LAST-PLACE finisher in the BLOG TRYOUTS.

Heidi _D lose (wannabes)
     http://heidiologies.dekarabaw.com/
3l award YEAH, lady, like people really should be WORSHIPPING you.

"Collective Conscious" _D lose (dorks)
     http://colconscious.harpertwilight.com/
3l award It's a ROLEPLAYING LIST! You get to talk to each other IN CHARACTER! I want to be a PIRATE! No, I want to be a BEAR! No, I want to be a FAILED WRITER!

Kat _D lose (freaks)
     http://www15.brinkster.com/toesucker/
3l award We give this site an INCOMPLETE.

Nate _D lose (design)
     http://dreamwater.org/fredateafish/home.html
3l award Yeah, we have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://phoneslutdiary.com/diary/default.asp
3l award It's the DIARY of a PHONE SLUT. We're not exactly sure WHAT that means EITHER.

David _D lose (wannabes)
     http://losers.l0w.net/
3l award It's a WEB COMIC about LOSERS. We need GO no FURTHER.

Jo _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/goth/xes2006/
3l award A "SK8R GOFIE CHIC"!

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.reddink.com/
3l award Someone's seriously all JESUSY.

Garreth _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamthebeanrobot/
3l award It's VITALLY IMPORTANT that we keep ABREAST of this guy's ACTIVITIES.

J.R. _D lose (freaks)
     http://dogheaddevilbarking.com/
3l award What in the WORLD is THAT?

Jasen _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.deadjournal.com/users/spazmotikX
3l award Life as a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD.

Whitney _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/groovy/
3l award What in the WORLD is THIS?

Mesha _D lose (girls)
     http://www.missgleny.com/
3l award HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR GIRL

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.shagnow.com/
3l award An AUSTIN POWERS fan site! PHEW!

"Will" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.willdewar.com/
3l award We're ... CONFUSED.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://communities.msn.ca/Justrandom
3l award If there's one LESSON we'd like to IMPART here, it's this: Don't DRINK and TYPE.

Kate _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/whitesista_7/PlaidPage.html
3l award Yes, folks, it's what you've been WAITING FOR! It's the PLAID PAGE!

Nina _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/philophobik/
3l award POETRY, DREAMS, QUOTES -- does it get any BETTER than THIS?

Sarah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://sarah.crazyinternetguy.com/
3l award Okay, lady, PURPLE DOTS do not make you COOL.

Fehmi _D lose (design)
     http://www.vision.to/
3l award UH. OKAY.

Holly _D lose (punks)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/skullsnplaidrrad
3l award "RADDEST PERSON EVER."

Joseph _D lose (goths)
     http://www.he6lls6paw6n.com/
3l award They're HE6LLS6PAW6N. See the 666? Aren't they CLEVER?

jake _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.captainstupid.com/
3l award It's called CAPTAIN STUPID. Enough SAID.

Casey _D lose (trekkies)
     http://startrekpics.cc/
3l award STAR TREK PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/nycspies/poker.html
3l award These guys might be WAY too into their weekly POKER GAMES.

Adam _D lose (nerds)
     http://pluh.com/members/thynosferatu/index.html
3l award With a name like SMUCKERS, it's got to be GOOD.

Lidia _D lose (wannabes)
     http://astroqueen.tripod.com/
3l award It's a WANNABE all right, but we're not ENTIRELY SURE what it actually WANTS TO BE.

Jason _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/Ermine/index.html
3l award He SERIOUSLY likes DINOSAURS.

Bianca & Jason _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/spatualism/
3l award WORST EPISODE EVER.

Tyler _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/wild_spanky2001/
3l award Okay KID, take your RITALIN.

Juliet _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.julietsmusic.com/music/index.html
3l award She REALLY LIKES her BAND SCENE.

Tim _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/feargraffiti/
3l award GRAFFITI is so COOL !!!!! It's like COUNTERCULTURE and STUFF !!!!!

"Island" _D lose (players)
     http://members.tripod.com/islandwills/index.htm
3l award He's looking for a GIRLFRIEND and a JOB.

"Bitch" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.bitchycat.com/
3l award 1. FEMININE HYGEINE and 2. CATS.

Ros _D lose (trekkies)
     http://members.aol.com/warpcoresf/
3l award Welcome to his PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

Sam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/sketch/
3l award He is ONE COOL CAT.

Stephen _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.planetidiot.com/evolution/
3l award It's OUTSTANDING ART, and even more OUTSTANDING POETRY.

Jessica _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/skittems/skit.html
3l award One word: SKITTLES.

Ryan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://wind.prohosting.com/lttrbean/
3l award He's making fun of his CLASSMATES. Oh, the HUMANITY.

Steven _D lose (journalists)
     http://stevenhasty.com/
3l award ANGST, free from SPELLING ERRORS. What more could you ASK for?

Mary Anne _D lose (freaks)
     http://meesona.tripod.com/beefy/
3l award Something about a GOPHER.

A.J. _D lose (dorks)
     http://ajsinnz.tripod.com/
3l award "Just a waste of time."

Steve & Tom _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/m0invis/
3l award They make VIDEOS.

Rick _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/goth/rickus/
3l award Watch who you're calling MAGGOT, bub.

Richard _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dph3raw/
3l award What kind of NEW AGE CRAP is this? Doctor! This MAN needs red meat, STAT!

Ayan _D lose (journalists)
     http://ayan.diaryland.com/
3l award Okay, THIS ONE not only writes about her life in a WEB LOG, but writes about herself in the THIRD PERSON. That's not a GOOD SIGN, is it?

Sjaak _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.abricam.tk/
3l award A WEB CAM of a BUS STOP. How INVENTIVE.

Thane _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/home/thaneshomepage/
3l award Look OUT! It's rated R! Adult CONTENT and LANGUAGE! Fart.

Kyle et al _D lose (wannabes)
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/
3l award Well, that's NICE.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.bloodyrag.com/
3l award Run by "THREE NICE BITCHES." Hey, that's SWELL.

Dana _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/danaxxx82/
3l award LOOK OUT! Her HOMEPAGE contains all sort of "SEXUALITY"!

Chester _D lose (wannabes)
     http://freudianslip.topcities.com/
3l award Yes. What this world NEEDS is YET ANOTHER WEB COMIC.

John _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/bingo3539/
3l award It's a SAD STATEMENT about today's YOUTH when the best CELEBRITY they can come up with to WORSHIP is a creepy TRANSVESTITE.

? _D lose (players)
     http://www.sweetasssweet.com/
3l award They describe themselves as TOOLS. It DOESN'T get much BETTER than THAT.

"Saruh" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.visciouskisses.dot.nu/
3l award On a rating from ONE to TEN, we give this a GOTH.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/realm/tribe/index2.html
3l award We don't GET IT.

Debi _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/de2/newconcepts/wicca/enter.html
3l award A REDNECK WICCA chick? We didn't think it would be POSSIBLE, but once again NATURE has proven us WRONG ...

Kyle _D lose (wannabes)
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/
3l award Look, it's another HIGH SCHOOL BAND! Let us know when you SIGN that BIG CONTRACT.

Randy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.buymeaferrari.com/
3l award Yeah, RANDY. We're going to BUY YOU a FERRARI. How's this: NO.

Ron _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.museumphones.com/
3l award If you were going to start COLLECTING something, would YOU choose something so MUNDANE as TELEPHONES?

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umbarne4/Home%20Page.htm
3l award He wants to be PRIME MINISTER! You GO with that, GUY.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.londonfurs.org/
3l award London "FURS." SHUDDER.

Paul _D lose (dorks)
     http://ptalls.www7.50megs.com/home.htm
3l award SIR, aren't you a little OLD to be playing with CARE BEARS?

Rich & Lynn _D lose (couples)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ga4/richandlynn/main.html
3l award Yes, we've even go the OBLIGATORY picture of a UNICORN and everything.

"Riott" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://riott.homestead.com/
3l award She's proud of having STALKERS. YEAH. What a LIFE.

Elaine _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/nofxafipunk/UnNamed.html
3l award BO-RING.

Don _D lose (wannabes)
     http://webpages.marshall.edu/~scalise2/
3l award Worst of all: They're wannabe LOSERS.

"Nitin" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://screamhelp.tripod.com/
3l award OOH! He's so BAD!

Andrew _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.ls3.net/
3l award One has to WONDER about people that REFER to themselves in the THIRD PERSON -- and with a CODENAME, no less.

Leonard _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.ragingleonard.com/
3l award He says it's about RAGE, but if you asked US it's about USELESS RANTS.

Floyd _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/floydsgarage/
3l award A HOMELESS GUITARIST! Is there any other KIND?

Rick _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.normalguy.org/
3l award ALERT! VANITY page! ALERT! Call the DOGS.

Jukka _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://personal.inet.fi/taide/junttila/desert/engani/index.htm
3l award Okay, SERIOUSLY. It's ELECTRONIC MUSIC based on the BLEEPS and BLOOPS of early 1980's VIDEO GAMES. Is that WELL?

Phil _D lose (goths)
     http://users.pandora.be/the_manta_dude/
3l award Check out that UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS! Isn't he positively AWESOME?

? _D lose (design)
     http://fullofstars13.homestead.com/home2.html
3l award OKAY, lady, we get the STARS IN THE BACKGROUND theme already.

CD _D lose (players)
     http://www.members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/
3l award Yes, he DOES in fact have an EXTENSIVE HISTORY of his LOVE LIFE. The world THANKS him.

Chris _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/freakisna/
3l award Okay, someone needs to take a WEB DESIGN CLASS or something.

Clifton _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/cliftonp1/index.html
3l award BROKEN.

"Heather" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.heathers.net/
3l award Who do you think you're KIDDING, guy?

Daive _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/infestaxion/
3l award Yet another SELF-ABSORBED BLOGGER.

Rob _D lose (punks)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/deit39/
3l award It's MAD COOL.

"Malevolence" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.virtue.nu/machdesign/
3l award She used the phrase "TITS FOR HITS." That demands a certain amount of RESPECT for her CANDOR, we think.

Jill _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.sentaispoilers.com/
3l award POWER RANGERS.

Kimberly _D lose (girls)
     http://www27.brinkster.com/amp7734/
3l award SOMETHING to SAY.

"Arlo" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/cbcopg/arlo.html
3l award What the CRAP?

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/cementkitten/
3l award Good LORD, LADY.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://tragedy.nu/legotreize/
3l award That's just not RIGHT.

Chris _D lose (couples)
     http://www.dancingchris.com/
3l award He's DANCING CHRIS! YEAH! WHOO!

Richard _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.treefort.org/~rgrogan/web/bunny.htm
3l award He hunts BUNNIES. Stuffed ANIMALS. YEAH.

Batty _D lose (goths)
     http://www.io.com/~batty/index1.html
3l award LADY. On behalf of the entire PLANET, we would like to tell you: No one CARES.

C.C. _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://mr_yamamoto.50megs.com/
3l award FREEWAY LISTS. Yes, FREEWAY LISTS.

Andrew _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/vanssk8er12/
3l award PUNK RAWK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariam _D lose (punks)
     http://www.ihavenolife.com/
3l award Why does EVERYBODY have little ANIME CRAP on their PAGES now?

Darren _D lose (dorks)
     http://pws.chartermi.net/~pwuthey/
3l award That's, uh, DISTURBING.

"Idgaf" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.idgaf.com/
3l award He apparently has a very DOTING MOTHER.

Alexis _D lose (journalists)
     http://alec.diaryland.com/
3l award Writing her journal FORCES her into INTERESTING SITUATIONS. Hmm.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chamaranth/
3l award Look, a FANTASY WRITER!

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.popeye-x.com/huffing_with_don_henley.htm
3l award Someone has a HEALTHY FANTASY LIFE.

Jil _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/buffygirl679/
3l award TINKERBELL leads the way to her POETRY.

Gia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/firegoddess1969/___MyPlayground___.html
3l award She's a "PAGEN."

Melanie _D lose (journalists)
     http://verism.net/
3l award FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dianne _D lose (girls)
     http://kyzcam.cjb.net/
3l award AUSSIE GIRL needs HITS!

Gina _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.ginacide.com/
3l award Yes, CLEARLY that's a HAPPY HOME.

Tim _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.timrogers.net/
3l award He describes HIMSELF as a "false IDOL of MEGALOMANIA." That CAN'T be HEALTHY.

"J'raxis" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.jraxis.com/
3l award You can choose your own THEME for viewing his HOMEPAGE -- er, WEB SITE!

Travis _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.livejournal.com/users/natassidrolruoy/
3l award A JOURNAL, POETRY, and BITCHING. The TRIUMVERATE.

Ivana _D lose (journalists)
     http://banana6.diaryland.com/
3l award She was BORED one day, and so she started a WEB LOG. Isn't that what pretty much ALL of them do?

? _D lose (players)
     http://www.mygirlfriendsawhore.net/
3l award HURRAH! A Web site someone put up about his EXGIRLFRIEND who DUMPED HIM! I wonder WHY?

Dolores _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.janetrenoishot.com/
3l award I'm sure JANET RENO would be FLATTERED. Or SOMETHING.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/oddysrealm/
3l award Okay, he has MULTIPLE WEB SITES set up for his PETS, including one OVERACHIEVING BIRD who likes to SKATEBOARD. That's just plain NOT RIGHT.

Kevin _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.server64.com/
3l award YES, it's a WEB SITE for COMMODORE 64 OWNERS. NO, we don't know why EITHER.

Masha _D lose (wannabes)
     http://007.00me.com/
3l award She's a WANNABE NERD. Yes, we feel SORRY for her TOO.

Libby _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://members.aol.com/dollmanic/
3l award What IS IT with GIRLS and DOLLS?

Stevie _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/pezzman69/
3l award We can't even give it a FAILING GRADE. It would have get an INCOMPLETE.

Becki _D lose (freaks)
     http://koolkitty182.homestead.com/
3l award Running the GAMUT of BORING WEB SITE behavior.

Keith _D lose (wannabes)
     http://rockass.net/
3l award He thinks he's some manner of INSECT. Not a GOOD THING to put on a RESUME.

"Fish Clan" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://expage.com/fishclan
3l award It's a GAMING CLAN! Does that scream DORK or what?

Melanie _D lose (girls)
     http://www.loveramblings.net/
3l award What this world NEEDS is another WEB LOG for a GIRL to RAMBLE on about LOVE.

"Sullivan" _D lose (players)
     http://sullivan.diary-x.com/
3l award Another WINNER who talks about the GIRL WHO DUMPED HIM in his WEB LOG.

Bill _D lose (design)
     http://www.billslater.com/
3l award Nice PRIMARY COLORS.

Marc _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.perkel.com/marc.htm
3l award "An ARROGANT, OPINIONATED GEEK with a HIPPIE background." What a CHARMING combination.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/my/DeadHumanCollection/
3l award His page "SUX," all right. But with a CKS instead of an X.

Leigh _D lose (groupies)
     http://nbi.com/hk/cyf
3l award She likes CHOW YUN-FAT. Evidently A LOT.

"Kebz" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.kebz.cjb.net/
3l award We really like the HAIR.

Stephen _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.tragicfalls.com
3l award Holy GOD that's an UNBELIEVABLE attempt at a COMIC BOOK.

Alexander _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/realm/Alexander/
3l award Okay, ALEXANDER's not looking TOO WELL.

"Enola" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.melodramatic.com/users/vlknpheemayl
3l award Oh YEAH, baby. Her favorite STAR TREK characters and how to say MEANINGLESS PHRASES in CHINESE, all on ONE page.

Benjamin _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/prisoner11841813/
3l award This guy digs SCHOOL way too MUCH.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ultimateshitband/
3l award They're the ultimate SHIT band. QUAINT.

"Miss Izzy" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.jimandellen.org/izzy/index.htm
3l award Oh YEAH, baby. FAN FICTION, the WORST of all POSSIBLE writing.

James _D lose (couples)
     http://artvark_art.tripod.com/Denise/
3l award He sees UNBORN CHILDREN in her EYES! She should get that CHECKED.

Chris _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.true.weezerfans.com/
3l award WEEZER, WEEZER, who's got the WEEZER?

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.americanjackass.net/
3l award She's a YAPPY COLLEGE GIRL. HURRAY for the FREEDOM to PUBLISH GARBAGE on the WEB!

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/super/losernet/
3l award PROUD to be a LOSER, all RIGHT.

"Levin" _D lose (goths)
     http://escape.to/neverscape
3l award ESCAPE to the NEVERSCAPE !!11!11112345678

Jason _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html
3l award It's a page on DORKNESS. Enough SAID.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://suddeneclipse.net/
3l award Two GIRLS, one DOMAIN. YAWN.

Leandria _D lose (punks)
     http://www.tintedheart.com/
3l award What is it with TORTURED SOULS and ANIME DRAWINGS?

Jeff _D lose (goths)
     http://geocities.com/jeffothar/
3l award KILL YOUR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a LIFE, bub.

David _D lose (freaks)
     http://hometown.aol.com/beachcat87/David2.html
3l award We want some of whatever THIS guy's SMOKING.

Jayme _D lose (dorks)
     http://poempalace.n3.net/
3l award A POETRY SITE. Enough SAID.

Hans _D lose (nerds)
     http://hans.sites.cc/
3l award Nice DIALOGS, GIMPY.

Sarah _D lose (goths)
     http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysPoetry/
3l award It's GOTH POETRY. We don't have to SAY another WORD.

Tara _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/koishii_chijin/
3l award YEP. Another ANIME LOVER.

Melissa _D lose (girls)
     http://junkjungle.com/
3l award ANIME ANIME ANIME. And MR. T.

Noah _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/thoughts_leave_me/DEATH.html
3l award You are BORING, SIR.

Elisabeth _D lose (trekkies)
     http://lomia.homestead.com/
3l award LEXX fans. SHUDDER.

Stacy _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.xtacy.org/
3l award She has a THING for STAR TREK. Poor THING.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://drrock.stormloader.com/
3l award DISAPPOINTING.

Nadja _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/vxpunkkittenxv/
3l award Got ANKHS?

Brian _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/connorbd/
3l award A KLINGON programming LANGUAGE?

Shakeem _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/shakeem187/index.html
3l award A WANNABE PIMP with an ADVICE COLUMN? Ye-eah, RIGHT.

Cassie _D lose (girls)
     http://cagedbird.cjb.net/
3l award How come EVERY GIRL uses the same NAKED ANIME CHICK WITH WINGS motif?

Megan & Becca _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/Beckers411/
3l award Fewer DANCING GORILLAS, please.

Emily _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/yay_for_coffee/
3l award She's a MILK CHUGGER. No, we're not sure what that means EITHER.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://pub1.ezboard.com/bstarwarsmaycostmemyjob
3l award A STAR WARS club?

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/startrekworshipper
3l award You can join a STAR TREK RELIGION. No THANKS, pal.

Matt _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/mybrockv8volvo/index.html
3l award What the HELL is that guy WEARING?

Jason _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/slopmaster4001/
3l award Look, it's another LEXX FAN! For some reason THESE PEOPLE aren't even EMBARRASSED. We don't know WHY.

Ashley _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/ashley_formby/
3l award He needs to CHOOSE ONE: HIP HOP KID or FACE-PAINTED GOTH?

Joel _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/codenamecleveland/
3l award He said "NONSENSICAL INTERLUDES." That's worth ONE L right THERE.

"Pagemaster" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/5starpagerater
3l award He'll RATE YOUR PAGE!

Scott _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/rubbersharkman/
3l award He collects RUBBER SHARKS. Hold on, we'll REPEAT that: He collects RUBBER SHARKS. No, we don't know EITHER.

B.J. _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure72/
3l award ERASURE! No, not the BAND.

Floyd _D lose (nerds)
     http://dude.earthsucks.com/
3l award SHUT UP, Floyd.

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.inkblot.com/
3l award Please stop SHAKING my BROWSER.

Andrew _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.expage.com/iratestuff
3l award Another VOICE, cast into the DARKNESS. FAAAAAAAAAAART

Jayne _D lose (wannabes)
     http://punk.usclargo.com/
3l award Well, she NOMINATED HERSELF as a PUNK, but we're not really SEEING IT.

Leigh _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.twilightdreams.net/
3l award More YAPPY than a YAP FACTORY.

Josh _D lose (dorks)
     http://ill_iron_you.tripod.com/
3l award Josh needs to be PUT BACK IN.

Emily _D lose (girls)
     http://www.emilylit.com/
3l award EMILY, you're not WELL.

Eric _D lose (journalists)
     http://asterisklog.com/
3l award LISA LOEB

? _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.anti-heroart.com/main.html
3l award It's for WHITE TRASH AMERICA, all right.

Becca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html
3l award Her site can PROVE TO BE VERY INTERESTING.

Aaron _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/GAHD_damn/
3l award YAPPERLICIOUS

Melanie _D lose (design)
     http://expage.com/page/dinogirlsworld
3l award DINOGIRL!

Zach _D lose (punks)
     http://stupidzach.cjb.net/
3l award It's a STUPID WEB THINGY, all right.

Troy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://l-space.tripod.com/
3l award Hurray, another RANTS PAGE. As if there weren't ENOUGH of these on the PLANET already.

Anthony _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/abaldman/anthony.html
3l award All about HIS EXCITING LIFE.

Simpson _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.simpsonau.com/
3l award He's FLY.

Heather _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dundundun_geez_louise/whocares.html
3l award BUM!

? _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/supersomf/bigtouch.html
3l award WALL to WALL CRAP.

Adam _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.expage.com/iamaloserru
3l award LOSERS R THEM.

Willy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/willy_runner/vaulta.html
3l award He's got his own NEWSLETTER?

Cazzy _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://cazzylove.hippy.com/
3l award He makes ALIEN BLUES.

Heather _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.homestead.com/yummykai/index.html
3l award The WORST of all GROUPIES: LEXX FANS. We can only SHUDDER.

Sean _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.seanmullen.com/
3l award Check THIS guy out.

Jordy _D lose (dorks)
     http://jordysfuncamp.cjb.net
3l award FARTING

Ivana _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/geek/giggle14/
3l award Something something BANANAS something something.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/TOKENDRAGON/
3l award POTTY MOUTH. We especially like DEAR ALXNET.

Jeremy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/countjeremy/
3l award He wants to be an OLYMPIC TORCH RUNNER. Good LUCK with that.

Nathan _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.nathantellsall.com
3l award Good, honest, BORING.

Jessica _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.freespeech.org/basementrock/
3l award YEE HAW! ROCK ON!

James _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.theguildhouse.co.uk/
3l award Yeah, they like an ONLINE GAME. GREAT.

Evan _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/waxhippo/
3l award CONGRATULATIONS. You LOSE the USEFUL contest.

Scott _D lose (journalists)
     http://scottfitzy.tripod.com/
3l award Meet MR. YAPPY. MR. YAPPY, here's EVERYONE.

Damien _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/angelofentropy/FatAssAssins_realm.html
3l award BAD, DARK poetry on a DARK, SCARY BACKGROUND.

Mark _D lose (nerds)
     http://tardis3.netfirms.com/
3l award He's looking for old MODEM BUDDIES. Now that's BAD.

Ronald _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/ronaldsuckslikehell/
3l award RONALD has a little problem with SELF-ESTEEM ...

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.steelgirl.com/
3l award Holy GOD, this GIRL is SCARY.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/eguyz/Creature.htm
3l award Of DRAGONS and SUCH! The SORROW of WOLVES! The VAMPYRE of the WEST! Of GUYS who never GET ANY!

Michelle _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamwho111/
3l award Another GIRL and her SOAPBOX for WHINING.

"Davr" _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/creator_o_lunacy/
3l award WOW. What he needs is more PINK ANIMATING CRAP.

Mark _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/mashedseagulls/
3l award Who would be a WANNABE FREAK? THIS GUY, apparently.

Andrea _D lose (girls)
     http://hometown.aol.com/geek00009/index.html
3l award Devoted to her FREAK LITTLE DOG. Wouldn't you KNOW IT, she DRESSES the little mutt, TOO.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://envy.nu/destructive/
3l award FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.

Lorna _D lose (goths)
     http://missy.n3.net/
3l award Can't any of these FRUITS get CHEERY for once?

"Flying Jobbies" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://uk.geocities.com/flying_jobbies/
3l award It's BAD NEWS when they think they're FUNNY.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://community-2.webtv.net/TrekOFile/TrekCollectables/index.html
3l award The LAMEST of the TREKKIES: The COLLECTOR.

Mike _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/
3l award CHAINS MITCHELL! WHOO HOO!

Peter _D lose (nerds)
     http://peter-vu.com/
3l award He's DA MAN.

Eric _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.everythingihate.com/
3l award So much YAPPING, so little TIME.

Ronald _D lose (wannabes)
     http://spiralb.cjb.net/
3l award A ONE-MAN BAND. With a RUDE NAME. Let's all give him a HAND.

Jim _D lose (nerds)
     http://issho.net/
3l award He likes HARD MATH PROBLEMS. HARD. Huh huh huh.

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/captain_doctor_professor/
3l award Um. OKAY. He LOST us.

Darryl _D lose (design)
     http://jevajeva.tripod.com/
3l award Wonders of blinking, animating, ASCII art, and JEVA. (We don't know EITHER.)

Amanda _D lose (journalists)
     http://gremlim.pitas.com/
3l award Another GIRL, another DIARY.

Katie _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/feck100/
3l award See, that's not RIGHT. That just HURTS our EYES.

"Superfly" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/m2736185/loser/
3l award He's a WANNABE LOSER. How LAME is THAT?

"Kat" _D lose (design)
     http://hometown.aol.com/korngirlie383/index.html
3l award The combination of KORN and ANIMATING CRAP is truly AWE-INSPIRING.

Jim _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/rednecksandslednecks/
3l award SLEDNECKS. Rednecks on SLEDS. YEAH.

Brian & Julia _D lose (design)
     http://www.rit.edu/~jmw9523/
3l award BRAVO. Here's a MEDAL.

Chris _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/dwarf.html
3l award What the HELL?

Nicholas _D lose (design)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~alien1/home.htm
3l award We're DISAPPOINTED, to say the LEAST.

Ian _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.thatthinline.com/
3l award Please, TELL us about your ANGSTY LITTLE LIFE.

Terry _D lose (dorks)
     http://mindwarp.cjb.net/
3l award We give it an F.

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.zoo-crew.org
3l award Oh, get a LIFE.

Laurie _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.mclelland3850.freeserve.co.uk/
3l award An INAPPROPRIATE interest in TOAST.

"Krystal" _D lose (girls)
     http://twilighthush.com/eternal/
3l award Who FARTED?

Matthew _D lose (wannabes)
     http://americanworldsuperbike.com
3l award Uh. DUH! Bikes! DUH.

Katy _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/angel_of_granite/
3l award Can you say ANIME?

Bill _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/or/wildbill/
3l award Show some RESPECT. It's the GREAT WILD BILL.

Ralph _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/toddrock69/loveme.html
3l award We can't IMAGINE why he's not having any LUCK.

Masha _D lose (design)
     http://masha.00game.com
3l award Good LORD, what has she DONE?

Shayla _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/my_name_is_muddd96/
3l award All pictures CREATED or MODIFIED by her, huh? Not really something to be PROUD OF.

"Aramantha" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/
3l award She wrote a NOVEL! GHLAGHLGHLGHLAAGHLGHLAGLHGHALAGH

Penny _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://communities.msn.com/AngelStation444
3l award Congratulations, it's new age CRAP.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.extremeelvis.com/
3l award WHOO HOOO !!!!! A CRAPPY BAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alli _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/selfreliance4
3l award A life STORY perhaps?

art _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/mystirious_mister_x
3l award Nice HAIR.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://gsharp.org/
3l award How QUAINT.

Clay _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.crackersinc.com/
3l award He's a RADIO HOST!

Jason _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/dxm/index.html
3l award TOILET FLUSHING

"Narnia" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.velvet.net/
3l award You've really got to WONDER about these people.

Barrington _D lose (design)
     http://web.ukonline.co.uk/handteam/
3l award What he needs is more ANIMATING GARBAGE.

"Monkeypuff" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/puff/
3l award YEAH. Oooh, BOY!

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/cochise_gunn/Hell_Cat.html
3l award Yeah. STARSKY AND HUTCH. You BET.

John & Stefan _D lose (dorks)
     http://home.chello.no/~lbjrgan/
3l award CONGRATULATIONS. Now GO BACK to where you CAME FROM.

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/
3l award Get a LIFE, will YOU?

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://people.montana.com/~doomsday/
3l award Yes, yes, you're very CLEVER. You're own fake RELIGION. Shut UP.

Antwon _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.antwon.com/
3l award NICE MAN'S BURDEN. Right THERE you know you're STUCK with a WHINER.

Rico _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/cbrf2/
3l award Good LORD.

Leo _D lose (dorks)
     http://briss.tripod.com/
3l award He really likes JESUS or something.

Nick _D lose (nerds)
     http://devoted.to/teach
3l award What the HELL?

Seol _D lose (design)
     http://www.seoleuna.com/
3l award Hey, GOOD FOR YOU.

Dan _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/dancorp2000/
3l award He likes COINS and WHISKEY BOTTLES. As if this is NORMAL.

Donna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.arwen.org/
3l award New Year's DRESS: $400. Getting back at her EX-BOYFRIEND for treating her badly in 200: $100. The typical CAMPY, BORING pictures of SOMEONE you've never heard of and never want to meet: $50. Pictures of 50's ladies with their panties around their ankles: PRICELESS.

R.B. _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ca5/drunkenhousecat/
3l award Some kind of BORING "WRITER."

"Smithe" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://smithe.8k.com/
3l award WHINE much?

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/don_tk_now/
3l award WHAT?

"Amarantha" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/duchy.html
3l award WINNER.

"Oddy" _D lose (greenies)
     http://hometown.aol.com/satilitefixer/profile.html
3l award Devoted to HIPPIES and the HIPPY CULTURE? Uh, you're THIRTY YEARS too late.

? _D lose (design)
     http://web.ukonline.co.uk/alistair.h2/index.html
3l award We give it a D: Not nearly enough CRAP.

Rick _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.heyrick.co.uk/
3l award RICK needs to find something BETTER to do with his TIME.

Hank _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/il/TheSpankPage/
3l award Let's hear it for COMPLETE, UNADULERATED CRAP.

"Luke Ski" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.lukeski.com/
3l award WHO in their RIGHT MIND would ever want to be like WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC?

"T'Pau" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/No1trekie/
3l award T'PAU LIKES STAR TREK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO KEGGER

Joshua _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.cantara.org/
3l award YEAH, like we're going to vote for YOU.

"Meltdown" _D lose (freaks)
     http://meltdown213.freeservers.com/
3l award Hands UP, who HATES CLOWNS?

Chris _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/bulletproof_34_uk/index.html
3l award Great. The A-TEAM. What a WONDERFUL SHOW.

Eric _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/suicidaldream511/
3l award His SOON-TO-BE WIFE.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.ffurg.com/
3l award Let's collect ACTION FIGURES!

"I Love Rich" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.iloverich.net/
3l award The SEXIEST BAND in the WORLD! For those who aren't afraid to YAWN.

Samantha _D lose (girls)
     http://www.envy.nu/sinep/
3l award Samantha needs to GET OUT MORE.

Tayla _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/2134/davelust.html
3l award FOO FIGHTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faith _D lose (girls)
     http://www.members.tripod.com/scarletwitch/
3l award She's the SCARLET WITCH! Hurray for POETS.

"Fuhrer" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/page/fuhrerfriesen
3l award Yeah, FUHRER, put a CORK in it.

Sara _D lose (goths)
     http://www.darksites.com/souls/goth/thefallen/index.htm
3l award Could these people be any more MELODRAMATIC and SAPPY? Wait, never mind, we guess they COULD ...

Adam _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.he-man.org/
3l award HE-MAN and the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. Enough SAID.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://fly.to/homeofthegods
3l award TOP GOD? Sad.

Andrew _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dragonhorde.cjb.net/
3l award DRAGONS, eh? They're not REAL, you know.

? _D lose (design)
     http://bounce.to/sikclown
3l award Nice CLOWNS.

"Damon" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.damondiablo.com/
3l award Oh, PLEASE. Grow UP.

Khan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/yasinzai/
3l award Yes, he's obviously a very TOUGH guy.

Tyler _D lose (design)
     http://www.liquidspiderdesign.com/
3l award It could STAY "coming soon."

Stephen _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.huneck.com/
3l award Stephen is a BIG FAN of dogs. A really, REALLY big fan.

Bill _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.ultranet.com/~geezer/
3l award He's a MATHLETE.

Angel _D lose (journalists)
     http://expage.com/page/angelsdiary1
3l award Thanks for the DIARY, ANGEL.

Cyndi _D lose (wannabes)
     http://cglass.vinu.edu/cucfan.html
3l award ENOUGH, already, lady.

? _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/deadshadow666_69/index2.html
3l award We're thinking TOILET BOWL.

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh/kewliezgrrl/index.html
3l award VALIUM. VALIUM, please.

Alex _D lose (design)
     http://expage.com/page/cutiesdollpage
3l award WHAT THE

Anja _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.anjalysholm.dk/david.htm
3l award She FANTASIZES about the LEAD SINGER of WHITESNAKE?

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://80sguy.cjb.net/
3l award He likes EIGHTIES BANDS -- and not even GOOD ONES.

Ken _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.tomoeshinohara.com/
3l award YOU decide: GROUPIE or STALKER?

Emmy _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Glade/6631/
3l award See if you can KEEP YOUR LUNCH DOWN with this one.

Shannon _D lose (girls)
     http://www.shannonkringen.com/
3l award She's a GODDESS. Uh HUH.

Justin & Jeff _D lose (trekkies)
     http://web.tampabay.rr.com/lnsemsf/english.html
3l award Leonard Nimoy should eat more WHAT?

"AKB" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://clanakb.freehomepage.com/AKBWEBSITE/Page_1x.html
3l award YAY! It's a GAMING CLAN!

Alice _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/rapgrrrl/
3l award What is this girl ON?

Ben _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.whackpack.com/zookeeper/
3l award WAZZZUP?

"DJ Mooncat" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://djmooncat.freeservers.com/
3l award DJ MOONCAT in DA HOUSE!

Kara & Emily _D lose (design)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~raddish/
3l award The love M&Ms. Yes, the CANDY.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/celebrity_fanfiction/
3l award Celebrity FAN FICTION. FAN FICTION WRITER today, STALKER tomorrow ...

Jeff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.colemancreative.com/atlas/
3l award What a GREAT IDEA.

Cody _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/xwonka/
3l award A big fat LOSER? HE said it, not US ...

"Sweet Angel" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/sweet_angel_3619/
3l award Put it AWAY, TOOTS. Nobody's BUYING.

Johannes _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.metalforjesus.com/
3l award The METAL for JESUS page! YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.bastard.net/
3l award BLEAH.

J. _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ny/LynxBlade/LynxDream.html
3l award Mark HAMILL, of all people? Can't she do BETTER than THAT?

Kelvin _D lose (groupies)
     http://jimdelahunt.freeservers.com/
3l award He wants to be WHO?

Alex _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.expage.com/toiletindex
3l award It's a TOILET INDEX. We'll repeat that: A TOILET INDEX.

"Monstre" _D lose (journalists)
     http://monstre.diaryland.com/
3l award Isn't she CLEVER?

Dean & Nigel _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/
3l award Look! It's DEAN and NIGEL!

Eija _D lose (girls)
     http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/eija.html
3l award She likes the BERLIN WALL. We mean, she REALLY, REALLY likes it.

Noelle _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/sd/xnoeyx/index.html
3l award Yeah, those colors go GREAT together.

"Plum" _D lose (journalists)
     http://ratvicious.diaryland.com/sickrat.html
3l award LOVELY.

Dawn _D lose (journalists)
     http://mlg.o-o.org/
3l award YAPPING in BLUE on a BLACK background.

"Heavenly" _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/Hvnlymesgr/Keanu.html
3l award A bit OBSESSED with KEANU REEVES, aren't WE?

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://smallwonderfiles.tripod.com/
3l award What, another SMALLER WONDER fan page?

Angela _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.morrisseytour.com/
3l award Following MORRISSEY around everywhere, EH?

Matt _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.subtrivial.com/subman/
3l award Author of this EXCITING Wierd "Al" Yankovic page ...

"Whackpack" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.whackpack.com/
3l award They got their own DOMAIN NAME. Well, GOOD FOR THEM.

Brandon _D lose (wannabes)
     http://ucs.orst.edu/~barretbr/
3l award THUNDERSTORMS and EARTHQUAKES HERALDED his arrival. YEAH.

Seung _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dongs.com/
3l award It's GRAND MASTER DONG!

"Joshwa" _D lose (goths)
     http://members.tripod.com/joshwagod/
3l award WhatEVER, kid.

"Raven" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.ravenblack.net/
3l award Another RED-AND-BLACK GOTH.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://virtue.nu/fos/
3l award We get the IDEA that they don't like OFFICE SUPPLIES.

Matthew _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~diemongoosedie/main.html
3l award Yet another EXCITING LIFE.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://sataniccircle.friendpages.com/
3l award He's a SATANIST. Yeah, GREAT.

Brad _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.sixthnewkid.com/
3l award It's bad enough to be a WANNABE. But what if you want to be a NEW KID ON THE BLOCK?

Greg _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.supergreg.com/
3l award He's a SUPER COOL D.J.! And an INVENTED CHARACTER for an ADVERTISEMENT no less!

Mac _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/ransommax/
3l award Hmm. That can't be GOOD.

David _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk/westvirginiapunx/
3l award They're West Virginia PUNKS.

"Archu" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.archu.com/
3l award What the HELL?

Benjamin _D lose (design)
     http://geocities.com/sardel/
3l award Nice GOING, bub.

Faye _D lose (groupies)
     http://all.at/TurtleCove
3l award NEVER have we seen such ADORATION of TURTLES ...

Teresa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~teresasue/index.htm
3l award CREEPY.

Boots _D lose (goths)
     http://hometown.aol.com/boots4taz/
3l award HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Patrick _D lose (players)
     http://www.love4two.com/
3l award Another WINNER who needs a WIFE. BAD.

Dave _D lose (players)
     http://www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/
3l award Yet another LOST CAUSE.

Jimi _D lose (punks)
     http://internettrash.com/users/jimiisdabomb/
3l award Good LORD.

Holly _D lose (goths)
     http://www.expage.com/page/gothsareok
3l award GOTHS are OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"P." _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.aggrodrunks.20m.com/
3l award That's a rather CURIOUS hobby.

Katie _D lose (journalists)
     http://katie.diaryland.com/
3l award Yet another GIRL who thinks she's the CENTER OF THE WORLD.

John _D lose (groupies)
     http://dilloscape.com/
3l award ARMADILLOS?

Cynthia _D lose (goths)
     http://www.discarnate.com/dreaming/
3l award An ANIME GOTH? Is that ALLOWED?

Charles _D lose (goths)
     http://members.aol.com/ChasNemo/index.html
3l award Looks like CHARLES needs some MEDICATION ...

Andrew _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.phancy.com/peeps/
3l award Someone likes PEEPS a little TOO much ...

Frank _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/
3l award PHOTOS BY FRANK!

"Puke Club" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/on3/pukeclub/
3l award The first rule of PUKE CLUB is that you do not talk about PUKE CLUB.

"Princess" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/tantricprincess/index.html
3l award HAHAHAH!

Jenn _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.pinkisgood.com/
3l award Pink is HEADACHE.

Max _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.tripod.com/Scream2ish
3l award Less TALK more GO AWAY.

Brand _D lose (girls)
     http://www.expage.com/friendzkickass
3l award FRIENDS KICK ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walter _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/walters_mission/
3l award His MISSION, apparently, was to GET LAID.

Bort _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk/davespageyapes/
3l award They're in a PUNK BAND.

Ryan _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/kampy_2000/
3l award RYAN likes BASEBALL. Baseball GOOD.

David _D lose (wannabes)
     http://davidchampion.com/
3l award He's a PSYCHIC! SNURK.

Mike _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.sublimevizz.homestead.com/enter.html
3l award YAY! Our very first SKINHEAD!

"Raven Sorrow" _D lose (goths)
     http://raven.twu.net/
3l award RAVEN SORROW ... enough SAID.

Liv _D lose (goths)
     http://www.vampire-church.com/
3l award VAMPIRE CHURCH! Good LORD, people.

Theda _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.gothic.net/~theda/
3l award Someone likes to PLAY WITH DOLLS ...

"Da'Crax0rz" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ut/UEHS666/
3l award WhatEVER.

Leslie _D lose (design)
     http://pinkspork.virtue.nu/
3l award Hope you didn't need your EYES too badly.

Amarantha _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/
3l award TRY AGAIN.

Lon _D lose (freaks)
     http://geocities.com/l0n_takhan
3l award HUH?

Kathleen _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.theglobe.com/small%5fwonder/
3l award This one really likes the ANNOYING LITTLE GIRL in SMALL WONDER. And she REALLY likes her.

Susan _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/hrhsusan/
3l award She sure likes PAUL RHYS, whoever THAT is.

Al _D lose (players)
     http://dasubergeek.homestead.com/
3l award We especially liked the PAGES of "WOMEN HE LOVES" -- he even includes CARTOON WOMEN. Now THAT'S sad.

"Stovepipe" _D lose (players)
     http://members.bianca.com/shacklet/Stovepipe
3l award STOVEPIPE! HAHAHAHA.

? _D lose (punks)
     http://www.expage.com/page/afernandez
3l award KID, we can't understand a SINGLE WORD you're SAYING.

Carly _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/VainViXen/Vanity.html
3l award LADY, you are TRYING way too HARD.

Jason _D lose (trekkies)
     http://come.to/salsafoundation
3l award The only thing worse than TREKKIES is TREKKIES who think they are FUNNY.

Krissee _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/mscobain69/
3l award HAHAHAHA! Phew, that's a GOOD ONE.

Jewel _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angband.org/~radii/
3l award You can't come up with a better IDOL than JEWEL?

Louise _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/seance/739/
3l award WhatEVER.

"Chains" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/
3l award Yeah, "CHAINS," great to SEE you.

Jeff _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.weasel.com/
3l award Does this guy do ANYTHING except BITCH about CONSUMER PRODUCTS?

"Lady Snow" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mt/IceCastle/index.html
3l award LADY SNOW lives in ICE CASTLE and WRITES POETRY. Yeah, OKAY.

Lyn _D lose (girls)
     http://www.kurai.com/
3l award All RIGHT! ANIME! THAT'S what this world needs MORE of!

Brent _D lose (trekkies)
     http://hickmott.8m.com/
3l award STAR WARS? STAR TREK? TRANSFORMERS? More than meets the EYE? Not in THIS case.

Wilson _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/rainway/index.html
3l award He's a POET/SINGER/DANCER! Yeah, OBVIOUSLY.

? _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/va2/twot/
3l award BO-RING.

Paul _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop/iamthephatboy/home
3l award A big fan of POT.

Valerie _D lose (design)
     http://valerie.i85.net/
3l award It's SIMPLE. USELESS, but SIMPLE.

Darrin _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/4997/
3l award WOW. That's pretty IMPRESSIVELY bad.

Charles _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.luna.co.uk/~charles/
3l award He's crazy about his HAIR. EVERYWHERE.

James _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.efn.org/~jahooton/
3l award He loves METALLICA and KNIGHT RIDER. Need we say ANYTHING else?

"Babewatch" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://crash.to/babewatch
3l award A TOSS-UP between DORKS and WANNABES.

Erin & Jon _D lose (wannabes)
     http://erin-jon.hypermart.net/
3l award It's THEIR WEB SITE, all right.

Shan _D lose (girls)
     http://www.shancam.com/
3l award Another LIVE WEB CAM. YAWN.

Steph _D lose (trekkies)
     http://inviolable.net/
3l award LOCUTUS of BORG! GHALGHLAHGGAGLH TOILETS

"Greenleader" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://members.tripod.com/~ultimate_soldier/
3l award WOW, guys, that's a rather DISTURBING doll FETISH.

Ely _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://elym.hypermart.net/
3l award She likes BICYCLES. We GUESS.

Andy _D lose (design)
     http://members.tripod.co.uk/earthdroid/
3l award Nice BACKGROUND, bub.

Greg _D lose (nerds)
     http://greg.kellogg.net/
3l award He's a COMPUTER TECHNICIAN, all right.

"Jolene" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.jolenestrailerpark.com/
3l award Welcome to CREEPYTOWN. Population: YOU.

Jon _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.notbencejon.com/
3l award Like anyone CARES, bub.

Jackie _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.danicki.co.uk/
3l award SHUT. UP.

Christie _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.freespeech.org/internalmonologue/
3l award If it's an INTERNAL MONOLOGUE how come it's on a WEB SITE?

Joerg _D lose (players)
     http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/
3l award This one's just CREEPY.

Julia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk/Bunny/
3l award Got some kind of JUNGLE FETISH.

Scar, Slash, & Bone _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/demonlovers/
3l award HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Norma _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/2022/
3l award That ought to win some kind of AWARD or something.

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://come.to/alaholics
3l award Picture a group of people that worship WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC.

"Threadfall" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://threadfall.cjb.net/
3l award Thanks for the UPDATES about your WEB SITE! Hint: NOBODY CARES.

Rafael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.wishforadollar.8k.com/
3l award Some GENIUS who is BEGGING us for MONEY.

Isobel _D lose (girls)
     http://sugarcube.net
3l award And yet ANOTHER WEB CAM.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/who110/
3l award LIFE SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Tear" _D lose (goths)
     http://clik.to/renata
3l award What the HELL?

"Heat" _D lose (design)
     http://rainy.net/
3l award Is there any particular reason you're making us SQUINT?

Andy _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/6939/superc.html
3l award Uh. HUH.

Liz _D lose (groupies)
     http://moonjaguar.com/
3l award Is there ANYONE this girl doesn't WORSHIP?

Wil _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www2.50megs.com/azbats/nothingweb/
3l award He's a WANNABE, all right.

Bill _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.members.tripod.com/cajun_spike/
3l award Looks like he's got GIRL PROBLEMS.

"Speed" _D lose (players)
     http://travel.to/speed
3l award HAHAHAHAHA

Byron _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://biggulp.cjb.net/
3l award A FAN SITE about BIG GULPS?

Ross _D lose (players)
     http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~otter/
3l award Look at this guy GO.

Tara _D lose (girls)
     http://www.watchland.org/dreamer/
3l award OCEANS of DREAMS?

"Jae" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.expage.com/page/fusamob
3l award Shut UP.

Neal _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/3116/bloodhound.html
3l award Wonderful. NEXT?

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/8393/
3l award It's a page of CRAP all right.

Jason _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.datblunt.8m.com/
3l award It sure may SUCK all right, you little POTHEAD.

Ralf _D lose (nerds)
     https://www.engelschall.com/ho/rse/
3l award WINNER.

Jeremy _D lose (punks)
     http://www.physics.umn.edu/~jgogos/
3l award When he says SHITTIEST he ain't KIDDIN'.

Eric _D lose (dorks)
     http://emotioneric.com/
3l award You suggest an EMOTION, and he ACTS IT OUT for you. Now THAT'S COMEDY.

Larry _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.alcyone.com/larry/
3l award ELVES ... ?

"Cassanova" _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/truecasanova_99/
3l award He wants a WIFE. Really BAD, it looks like.

Andreij _D lose (dorks)
     http://naa.4mg.com/
3l award LAME.

"D-Clan" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://dclan.iwarp.com/
3l award Look at what this GAGGLE of friends CRAPPED OUT.

Art _D lose (journalists)
     http://welcome.to/The.Dogg.House
3l award YAWN.

Paul _D lose (journalists)
     http://phonezilla.net/
3l award Why in the WORLD do people think anyone CARES about their LIVES?

Robert _D lose (goths)
     http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~rstanton/
3l award Man ALIVE, what is WITH these people?

Beth & Rich _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/8785/
3l award GAKK!

Kathy _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.brainspinning.com/
3l award Another GIRL who can't help but tell us ALL ABOUT HER BORING LIFE.

"BoxJam" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/boxjam/
3l award A no-talent COMIC STRIP WRITER.

Rick _D lose (players)
     http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/index.html
3l award "GIRLS, PLEASE CLICK HERE!"

Claire _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nc/claire/
3l award It's WORTHY OF LOSERS.ORG, all right.

"Hannagh" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/7267/
3l award The DESCRIBE YOURSELF portion is just PRECIOUS.

Catherine _D lose (journalists)
     http://oneopinionatedbitch.com/
3l award She just discovered SWEARING, apparently.

Bruna _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/bruninha/
3l award Oh, good LORD. A HANSON fan.

Stacey _D lose (groupies)
     http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/stacey.gray/
3l award Isn't T'PAU one of those ONE-HIT-WONDER BANDS?

Erik & Sarah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.erikandsarah.com/
3l award They want to be on the STUDENT COUNCIL!

"Archon" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://neosyn.iwarp.com/
3l award Trying to be FUNNY, but FAILING.

Tony & Christie _D lose (couples)
     http://www.tonyc.com/
3l award They're getting MARRIED!

Christopher _D lose (freaks)
     http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~ratboy/
3l award Something about EGG TIMERS and RATS ...

Alex _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/2346/
3l award Good LORD, pal. Give it a REST.

Gary _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Estates/4185/
3l award TOYS for his PETS?

Alexandria _D lose (girls)
     http://www.msu.edu/~mooreca7/
3l award I guess she likes DRAGONS.

Scott _D lose (design)
     http://members.tripod.com/scottpreston/
3l award HURRAY for BLINKING and ANIMATING CRAP.

Sean _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/extracash/
3l award Yeah, it's a real PLETHORA of KNOWLEDGE, all right.

Bob _D lose (players)
     http://bobderooy.tripod.com/
3l award Ah, YES. Nothing more of a TURN ON then WHINING about your EX.

Teb, Kara, & Larry _D lose (journalists)
     http://mexico.jestercourt.com/
3l award This TRIPLET took MTV'S REAL WORLD a little too SERIOUSLY.

"Raven" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://members.aol.com/Raven84773/index.html
3l award This steers DEFTLY into the realm of THE PATHETIC.

Eli _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.prometheus-music.com/eli/
3l award He's a FILKER!

Larry _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geek-guy.com/
3l award He's the GEEK GUY! Whatever.

Dennis _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~dcodea/
3l award Thanks for your life STORY.

Marcia _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Parc/6560/
3l award She writes poetry about LEONARDO DICAPRIO?

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://fly.to/nejiblack
3l award Yes, that's right. POWER RANGERS.

"The Freak Team" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://thefreakteam.web.com/
3l award HAHAHAHAHA

Michael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/page/coolsomepage
3l award His "PSYCHOLOGIC" degree?

Gavin _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://users.powernet.co.uk/hamilton/
3l award LOCOMOTIVES? He really couldn't think of anything BETTER?

John _D lose (design)
     http://www.rainej.fsnet.co.uk/
3l award He apparently just DISCOVERED the ANNOYING things you can do with a WEB BROWSER.

"Klaze" _D lose (players)
     http://klaze.8m.com/
3l award He AIN'T NO HOMO.

Ripster _D lose (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/journal/ripsterandwoblue/
3l award He got CONNED by some CHICK and thinks we would CARE.

Lisa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/2857/
3l award GLITTERVIXEN?

"Three Girls" _D lose (freaks)
     http://go.to/ThreeGirls
3l award Let's hear it for DRAG QUEENS.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.47.net/47society/
3l award They like FORTY-SEVENS, I guess.

Jaymie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://jaymieknight.8m.com/
3l award Who does THIS guy think he is?

Ryan & Sean _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.apt103.net/
3l award NOBODY CARES.

Ariann _D lose (goths)
     http://members.tripod.com/~AriannB/
3l award A HORROR PAGE. Oh BOY.

Lotta _D lose (design)
     http://bak.spc.org/lotta/
3l award WHAT THE

Jen _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ky/braveheartonline/
3l award How does she expect ANYONE to be able to read ANYTHING?

Robyn & Todd _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/6369/
3l award Why are pictures of their WEDDING on the same page as a picture of PUFF DADDY?

Jeffrey _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.felburg.com/
3l award FREE TECH SUPPORT?

Dale _D lose (groupies)
     http://wildcats.scriptmania.com/
3l award Guess someone likes their LOCAL BASKETBALL TEAM.

"Fob" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://come.to/fob
3l award He calls himself FOB.

Jason _D lose (players)
     http://members.tripod.com/~Jason_joiner/
3l award He's available for SAME-DAY VISITS. Now that's COMEDY.

Gemma _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.xs4all.nl/~gdlk/index.html
3l award PENCIL SHARPENERS?

Abdul _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ri/chpeople/
3l award INTERNET DESIGN, AMWAY products, and LONG DISTANCE SERVICE. Snicker.

"Mad Cut" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/iscrap/
3l award CRAM IT, kid.

Thaddeus _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.thirsty.8m.com/
3l award Yeah, OKAY, THAD.

James _D lose (trekkies)
     http://users.ox.ac.uk/~wadh0300/
3l award A member of a STAR TREK society?

Kassie _D lose (design)
     http://zip.to/cloudy
3l award Could she make it HARDER to read ANYTHING?

"Snake" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://hometown.aol.com/stevehanoverpet/
3l award It's a bad sign when he STARTS by addressing us as "HIS FUTURE GIRLFIRNEDS."

Leah _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/woktensushi/bball.html
3l award The BARBIE WHAT?

Theresa _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/la/mskino/index.html
3l award Another ANIME FAN.

Josh _D lose (wannabes)
     http://bounce.to/vortmax
3l award Lots of INSANITY, huh?

Rich _D lose (punks)
     http://hometown.aol.com/richbully/webpage.html
3l award YAWN.

"Anarchista" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.anarchista.com/
3l award She's a CUTE, FREAKY BLONDE GIRL!

Rehan _D lose (dorks)
     http://members.optusnet.com.au/~rjafery/
3l award Apparently he can only COMMUNICATE through SONG.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/bigh/bigh/intropage.htm
3l award Electricity pylon number COLLECTING?

Mariannia _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/mariannia/
3l award Another ANIME FREAK.

Jaci _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mn/tempsanity/
3l award This page should have a SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING.

"Kitana" _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/3358/
3l award Someone has played TEKKEN 3 a little TOO MUCH.

Cody _D lose (goths)
     http://bounce.to/swirl/
3l award She's a GLITTER GOTH.

Bruna _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/scope/
3l award Thanks for BLINDING us.

Justin _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.links.net/sex/
3l award YEAH. Well, we're sure HIS parents are PROUD.

Joel _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.s9.iwarp.com/
3l award His WORLD CONQUEST MANIFESTO?

Josh _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nv/skatexnerdxsofty/
3l award And thank YOU for the obnoxious POPUPS.

Lizz _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/1854/index.html
3l award Another BORING "GODDESS."

Saeid _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.hobot.com/
3l award He needed to URGENTLY talk to the DALAI LAMA.

Joder _D lose (dorks)
     http://drink.to/slow_people
3l award Yep, GRADE A.

Ben _D lose (goths)
     http://surf.to/bencorp
3l award A GOTH with an ONLINE DIARY.

Nicky _D lose (nerds)
     http://pimpachu.8m.com/
3l award All about his COMPUTER ... as if anyone CARED.

Erik _D lose (freaks)
     http://members.aol.com/spidergod5/
3l award Congratulations on your MUTILATED BODY.

Lisa _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ok/makingnewfriends/index.html
3l award We didn't know that BITCH was an ACRONYM.

Joyce _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/4821/
3l award She has her DEVILISH SIDE.

Don & Lita _D lose (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1407/
3l award The KNIGHT and his PRINCESS? Oh, boy.

"LSDiamond" _D lose (design)
     http://lsdiamond.freeservers.com/
3l award Isn't looking at a computer monitor HARD ENOUGH on the eyes?

"bb3lutz" _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.homestead.com/bb3lutz/index.html
3l award BRIAN BOITANO makes a strange ROLE MODEL.

Mark _D lose (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/oonie/
3l award Uh HUH. YEAH.

Donna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Bistro/7786/
3l award PINK? UNICORNS? VALENTINE'S DAY? HEARTS? Need we say MORE?

Marla _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/goddess/
3l award Another GODDESS? Isn't the WEB already JAM-PACKED with them?

Thomas _D lose (dorks)
     http://members.tripod.com/~Dogboy_/
3l award Another WRITER.

Joachim _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/3390/index.html
3l award He writes SONGS about GEOCITIES?

"Coneheads" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Pressbox/9063/
3l award A few too many HITS TO THE HEAD, perhaps?

Curt _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6906/
3l award Someone thinks about REDNECK HAIRCUTS a little too much, maybe ...

"Gumpy" _D lose (design)
     http://members.tripod.com/~gumpy/
3l award Okay, PAL.

Kevin _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/va2/sublime/
3l award He likes SUBLIME.

Micheal _D lose (players)
     http://www.greatguy.com/
3l award Another guy BEGGING for a GIRLFRIEND.

Kristin _D lose (goths)
     http://www.cs.uml.edu/~kkyper/
3l award Yay, another BORING GOTH.

David _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.tsoft.com/~yoyopro/
3l award Can't get enough of those YO-YOS, looks like.

Harley _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/harlequinhideaway/
3l award BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, EXCLUDED from social cliques, a little OFF-BEAT, blah blah blah. BO-ORING.

Marsha _D lose (groupies)
     http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/graceland/
3l award ELVIS is DEAD. Get OVER IT.

Chyna _D lose (girls)
     http://www.attackmonkey.com
3l award She likes SHRINKY DINKS and HOMICIDE. LOVELY.

Christal _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/or/christaly/
3l award The GODDESS of WHAT?

Malcolm _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.towerofbabel.com/splashingheart/introduction/
3l award An EVOLVING CORNUCOPIA.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/horn/495/
3l award Wow, we can't imagine this guy getting WORSE.

Nate _D lose (players)
     http://come.to/nate76
3l award Nice list of TURN ONS and TURN OFFS.

"Kity" _D lose (girls)
     http://members.dencity.com/kity/
3l award RANT of the week? COLOR of the week? How about SNORE of the week?

Jack _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nj/jackepstein/
3l award Someone SURE likes PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.

Galen _D lose (freaks)
     http://velocity.net/~galen/
3l award Man, what IS it with these "FURRY" people?

Michael _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/losers/
3l award Gee, where'd he get THAT idea?

Summer _D lose (girls)
     http://www.amity.net/
3l award Your standard girl intersted in BLACK-WEARING, FACE-PIERCING, and SERIAL KILLERS.

Victor _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/victordonaho/
3l award Well, at least he apparently KNOWS it.

Jessica _D lose (design)
     http://www.jessica.issexy.com/
3l award Bright colors can be acceptable -- IN MODERATION.

"Greek Lover" _D lose (players)
     http://laoudikos.cjb.net/
3l award He's a GREEK LOVER. Uh, OKAY ...

Holly _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Nook/6073/index.html
3l award EMAIL HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charles _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/7434/index.html
3l award What the hell is it with people and POKEMON, anyway?

Mandie _D lose (girls)
     http://mandieland.8m.com/
3l award She's a BITCH WEB MISTRESS, all right.

"Firehead" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/imw23/
3l award He likes OBSOLETE COMPUTER GAMES.

"Ravers" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1278/index.html
3l award RAVE ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timothy _D lose (design)
     http://www.msu.edu/~westonti/
3l award PSST. It's hard to see the LINKS when everything's UNDERLINED.

"Diapers4Me" _D lose (freaks)
     http://hometown.aol.com/Diapers4Me/
3l award All right, well that's TOTALLY DISGUSTING.

Steff _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/eternallymarilyn/
3l award But ... she's DEAD ...

"Badget Legion" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://thebadgerlegion.cjb.net/
3l award They're a SPUNK BAND.

Steven _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.westegg.com/morgan/
3l award This guy screams POCKET PROTECTOR.

"Villain Thieves" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/Poisen/index.html
3l award Maybe next time they could pick a name that's EASIER FOR THEM TO SPELL.

Wesley _D lose (dorks)
     http://cechg.freeservers.com/
3l award UM. OKAY.

"Veggie" _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/~LeBlanc_Family/index.html
3l award She sure is ... DOMESTIC.

"Sykochyk" _D lose (girls)
     http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/brat18101/myhomepage/profile.html
3l award She can't even spell PSYCHOCHICK.

"Fray" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.fray.org/
3l award FRAY is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Nick _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/de/niddybow/index.html
3l award They're so COOL with their CIGARETTES.

Paul _D lose (players)
     http://www.youmydawg.com/
3l award He's just a PARTY ANIMAL. Or something.

"Tmbgnut" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://people.bu.edu/tmbgnut/index.html
3l award We get that she likes CARTOONS.

Mike _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/5760/
3l award Wow, look at all those PICTURES. PICTURES aren't REAL.

"Shadz" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~shad0w
3l award He's a HACKER, you see.

"lethal50" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/biz4/yallsuck/
3l award He likes GUNS. LOTS.

Jen _D lose (girls)
     http://www.trashed.org/
3l award Nice list of LIKES/DON'T LIKES.

"Nikita" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Castro/5183/
3l award He has a MINISTRY. Yeah, RIGHT.

Adam _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.freeyellow.com/members8/pegasus6/index.html
3l award He writes MOVIE REVIEWS, like HALF THE PEOPLE ON EARTH.

Renee _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/1823/
3l award The COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD writes POETRY, eh?

"Digital Slice" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~whmjr/
3l award Most likely to VIOLENTLY TAKE OVER CHINA, huh?

Barny _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct/barny/
3l award YES, YES, you have the SAME NAME as a BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR that ENTERTAINS KIDS. We GET IT already.

Shane _D lose (punks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/co2/imcool/
3l award Yeah, you're COOL all right.

"Pinkglows" _D lose (girls)
     http://members.aol.com/pinkglows/index.html
3l award PINK GLOW: Enough said.

Michael _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ct/WWF3/
3l award We don't have the HEART to tell this guy that PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is staged.

"Lu Cifer" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://come.to/666Hell
3l award He's a SATANIST and he likes HOWARD STERN. Not sure which is LAMER.

John _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ccaajpa/index.html
3l award He's into BELLRINGING and logging how much BEER he drinks. Need we say more?

Emily _D lose (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nc/Amadeus325/
3l award Hurray for you and your POETRY.

Wayne _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~wayne/
3l award So he only gets a haircut ONCE A YEAR. Why aren't we surprised?

Willow & Blondie _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/5031/
3l award It's HOTTIE HALL! Good LORD.

Brad _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Exhibit/9107/
3l award ANGSTY, COUNTERCULTURE, and ANNOYING, all wrapped up in one.

Justin _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://members.aol.com/errescue/
3l award He's an ACTOR/VOCALIST who likes ER.

Sturat _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.sturat.free-online.co.uk/
3l award Someone LIKES GAMES, we suppose.

"SirTrench" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.trenchcoat.com/
3l award CRAM IT.

Justin _D lose (wannabes)
     http://rael.webjump.com/
3l award Who is this guy to give ADVICE?

Bill _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.billslater.com/
3l award Could he POSSIBLY have a more TOUCHY-FEELY introduction?

Bryant _D lose (dorks)
     http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bryantwu/
3l award Check out his FREAKISH PICTURES.

Dan & Scott _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/fate/240/home.htm
3l award They don't call it THE FREAK SHOW for nothing.

"Sigrid" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.sigridcam.com/
3l award Nobody CARES about you and your TATTOOED WEB CAM.

Curtis _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.nevada.edu/~curtis1/html/curtisw.html
3l award You can join his FAN CLUB.

"Gishmo" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/7191/
3l award NOBODY ASKED, you know.

Charlie _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/2021/charlie.html
3l award A BOATLOAD?

Jonas _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.coyote.org/~jonas/
3l award What IS it with people and their DIARIES?

"Superpants" _D lose (design)
     http://superpants.com/_/00/
3l award SAY it, don't SPRAY IT.

Aleister _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Styx/1860/
3l award You'd think these people could stop WHINING long enough to TAKE OFF THEIR STUPID MAKEUP.

Jackie _D lose (girls)
     http://members.tripod.com/Jacki72/
3l award She'll be glad to do WEB DESIGN for you, but only as long as you want PASTELS and SCRIPT WRITING and SPRINKLY STARS!

David _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.cybercom.net/~david/
3l award Someone reads too many SELF-HELP BOOKS.

Joni _D lose (girls)
     http://hometown.aol.com/jonirw/
3l award She is WOMAN, hear her SHOUT.

"supathug" _D lose (punks)
     http://expage.com/page/supathug
3l award You're ELEVEN aren't you?

"Slimshaddy" _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.expage.com/page/slimshaddy
3l award That's the BEST you can do?

"Shagman" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://members2.easyspace.com/shagster/
3l award BIKES and BAYWATCH, huh?

Jason _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.cow.net/jason/
3l award Yes, nice GOATEE.

Chris _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.wintertime.freeserve.co.uk
3l award Well, that's BORING.

"StormDrake" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://westwood.fortunecity.com/baker/279/index.html
3l award Artist, writer, and RULER.

"Marry Me Please" _D lose (players)
     http://i.am/marryme
3l award Wow, you're PATHETIC.

"Silandara" _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.silandara.com/
3l award Why don't you RUB YOUR CRYSTALS and dream yourself up a NEW PAGE?

"Brimstone Man" _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4706/
3l award He looks VERY JANE'S ADDICTION. Yeah, THAT'S what he looks like.

Andrew _D lose (dorks)
     http://foad.org/asd/profile/index.html
3l award Boo hoo, SHUNNED FOR BEING WHO HE IS.

"Inu Inu E" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/5513/
3l award Speak ENGLISH already.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/8793/
3l award Take the IDIOT test.

Gregg _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/7199/
3l award Wanna be a WRITER, huh? Don't QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/6393/
3l award The SKULLS ain't helpin', bub.

Jamie _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.jwz.org/
3l award Well isn't he just the CAT'S MEOW?

Heather _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4848/
3l award You get BEAT UP a lot, don't you?

Cintia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/1107/
3l award Duh, the life of a SUPERCHICK (WAS: RE: BIG THIGHS).

Chris _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.netspace.net.au/~cjr/
3l award cHe's a CYBERGEEK.

Drue _D lose (girls)
     http://www.drue.com/
3l award Oh, stuff it, WEBMISTRESS.

Wendi _D lose (girls)
     http://www.area.com/wlarson/
3l award My, we're full of ourselves, aren't we?

Dale _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.skirtman.org/
3l award He WEARS A SKIRT IN PUBLIC, and then thinks women are going to answer his online PERSONAL AD?

S. Crystal _D lose (girls)
     http://www.losers.org/
3l award Yeah, RIGHT. Look who's TALKING.

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