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3l Here are all the 3-L losers.


Shannah _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/shannah85/
3l award Okay FOLKS, when you have a DISCLAIMER saying if you don't like LORD OF THE RINGS, et cetera, you know you're in HOT WATER.

Devin _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/thad1984/Front.html
3l award DEVINstation? GET IT? Sounds like DEVAstation, but starts with DEVIN? HURF DURF

J.D. _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/milehighstyle/
3l award The STRANGE WORLDS of a POET, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, SUPERMODEL, ASTRONAUT, and RESTAURANT BATHROOM CLEANER. Don't MISS IT.

Casey _D lose (girls)
     http://caseyrocksyourworld.servebeer.com/
3l award We're ... SCARED.

Heather _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/divazum/index.html
3l award She's GOTH and ANTI-RAP and ANGSTY and likes pictures of BLACK ROSES and ANIMATING PENTAGRAMS.

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.themaddening.com/
3l award Man, there's a whole GAGGLE of them here.

"DingDongs" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dingdongs_2002/
3l award They call themselves "HIGHLY IMMATURE TEENAGERS." Good CALL.

Timothy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://secondthird.cjb.net/
3l award When you label yourself a "WANNABE GOTH," all hope is LOST.

Rachel _D lose (punks)
     http://sumzbabygurl41.tripod.com/
3l award Let's TRY and KEEP UP with her, SHALL we?

Lina _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/punksnotdead0004/enter.html
3l award PUNKS against WAR? What kind of PUSSY CRAP is THAT?

Fantine _D lose (design)
     http://www.gloomfairie.com/fantine/
3l award We got BORED waiting for the SPLASH screen to LOAD.

Anna _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/incubus_iiii/evilspork.html
3l award Earth to YOU: No, you are NOT FUNNY.

Zoe _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.latertater.com/zoe/
3l award F-F-FAT girls gone W-W-WILD? (SHUDDER)

Kaysea _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/psychoorangecat/
3l award A horribly designed Web page devoted to a "psychotic" cat. Right, like the OWNER has nothing to do with that particular issue.

Louise _D lose (wannabes)
     http://uk.geocities.com/goththingakaloser/
3l award We simply don't think a COMMENT would do this site any JUSTICE.

Glen _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.asciibabes.com/
3l award Okay, ASCII ART PORN. We have to give them credit for leaning in the RIGHT DIRECTION, but ... ASCII ART? Ever heard of GIFs and JPEGs, FOLKS?

Gary _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.garyholifield.com/
3l award Well, sometimes it needs to be said, but still: YAWN.

Samantha _D lose (design)
     http://www.iamantonym.tk
3l award You people and your stupid POPUP NAVIGATORS. What is WRONG WITH YOU?

Krys _D lose (punks)
     http://bob_is_a_hottie.tripod.com/
3l award Two words: NICE HAIR.

"Dr. Evil" _D lose (groupies)
     http://expage.com/atributetometallica
3l award A TRIBUTE to METALLICA. We needn't really say anymore, but we like the SNAKE LOGO. Is that some kind of G.I. JOE reference?

Harry _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.harrylimetv.com/
3l award He claims to be the "world's only fatttest cable access show." Two thoughts: First, is that a GOOD THING? And second, can you think of REASONS why you might be the ONLY ONE?

"Kitten" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://boundaryissues.com/kitten/
3l award We particularly like the OVERABUNDANCE OF STARS in her artwork. Does she DOT THE I IN KITTEN with a HEART, too?

Lonny Miller _D lose (players)
     http://www.lonnymiller.com/
3l award TIMELESS STORIES, INCREDIBLE GOOD LOOKS? Dream on, BUSTER.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/movies/jedigardens/aboutme.html
3l award So did these guys even SEE the Star Wars movies? Do they not realize they SUCKED HORRIBLY, or is it a matter of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE?

Mark _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.buttery.org/mark/
3l award Apart from being an ACTIVE MEMBER on the SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM (yes, THOSE guys), this guy seriously looks like a KLINGON.

John _D lose (wannabes)
     http://victory.myblackvault.com/
3l award He's got an ANARCHIST WEB SITE! You'd think that might make him a PUNK, but we feel he's more appropriate as a WANNABE.

"DJ Laz" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.flyingrodents.com/
3l award This guy THANKED US for linking to his site before we even DID it!s

Bartholomew _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html
3l award Thanks for the PAINFUL ANIMATIONS.

Brenda _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dorkpower.cjb.net/
3l award They call it DORK POWER. We stop THERE.

"Zakiyah" _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.zaksrealm.net/
3l award Okay, a BELLY DANCER, a WEB DESIGNER, and a DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS fan.

Angel _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/angelmailus/MainPage.html
3l award She likes some BLAH character from TREXX. She also appears to have some sort of THING for TWEETY BIRD, so that's probably not GOOD.

Meg _D lose (wannabes)
     http://megfox.com/
3l award Now, you're WHO again?

Jodi _D lose (design)
     http://www.jodigold-ny.com/
3l award We particularly like how she illustrated her WORDS with PICTURES. As if her intended audience were in SIXTH GRADE.

Paul _D lose (players)
     http://www.serv.net/~wakawaka/
3l award HONK, HONK! In search of CHUBBY CHASERS! Let's GO here PEOPLE, we haven't got all DAY!

"Society Failure" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/society_1_failure/Society_Failure.html
3l award Check it out. It's a BAND and stuff.

Chandler _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.deadjournal.com/users/amoebakid
3l award An EXCITING, rip-roaring ROLLER COASTER ride of a BLOG.

"Azcra" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.azcra.com/
3l award Yeah, you're REALLY COOL, lady.

Tiffany _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/rocknloud/Tiffany.html
3l award This site should come with an EPILEPSY WARNING.

Hannah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/hannahpikachu/
3l award Watch OUT NOW! It's a FORTRESS OF DOOM! With SKULLS and EVERYTHING!

Garry _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/garry1215/
3l award He's got some thing for GAY WEREWOLVES. We don't know EITHER.

"Emu" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.shawne.tk/
3l award Another LAST-PLACE finisher in the BLOG TRYOUTS.

Heidi _D lose (wannabes)
     http://heidiologies.dekarabaw.com/
3l award YEAH, lady, like people really should be WORSHIPPING you.

"Collective Conscious" _D lose (dorks)
     http://colconscious.harpertwilight.com/
3l award It's a ROLEPLAYING LIST! You get to talk to each other IN CHARACTER! I want to be a PIRATE! No, I want to be a BEAR! No, I want to be a FAILED WRITER!

Kat _D lose (freaks)
     http://www15.brinkster.com/toesucker/
3l award We give this site an INCOMPLETE.

Nate _D lose (design)
     http://dreamwater.org/fredateafish/home.html
3l award Yeah, we have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

? _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://phoneslutdiary.com/diary/default.asp
3l award It's the DIARY of a PHONE SLUT. We're not exactly sure WHAT that means EITHER.

David _D lose (wannabes)
     http://losers.l0w.net/
3l award It's a WEB COMIC about LOSERS. We need GO no FURTHER.

Jo _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/goth/xes2006/
3l award A "SK8R GOFIE CHIC"!

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.reddink.com/
3l award Someone's seriously all JESUSY.

Garreth _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamthebeanrobot/
3l award It's VITALLY IMPORTANT that we keep ABREAST of this guy's ACTIVITIES.

J.R. _D lose (freaks)
     http://dogheaddevilbarking.com/
3l award What in the WORLD is THAT?

Jasen _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.deadjournal.com/users/spazmotikX
3l award Life as a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD.

Whitney _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/groovy/
3l award What in the WORLD is THIS?

Mesha _D lose (girls)
     http://www.missgleny.com/
3l award HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR GIRL

? _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.shagnow.com/
3l award An AUSTIN POWERS fan site! PHEW!

"Will" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.willdewar.com/
3l award We're ... CONFUSED.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://communities.msn.ca/Justrandom
3l award If there's one LESSON we'd like to IMPART here, it's this: Don't DRINK and TYPE.

Kate _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/whitesista_7/PlaidPage.html
3l award Yes, folks, it's what you've been WAITING FOR! It's the PLAID PAGE!

Nina _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/philophobik/
3l award POETRY, DREAMS, QUOTES -- does it get any BETTER than THIS?

Sarah _D lose (wannabes)
     http://sarah.crazyinternetguy.com/
3l award Okay, lady, PURPLE DOTS do not make you COOL.

Fehmi _D lose (design)
     http://www.vision.to/
3l award UH. OKAY.

Holly _D lose (punks)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/skullsnplaidrrad
3l award "RADDEST PERSON EVER."

Joseph _D lose (goths)
     http://www.he6lls6paw6n.com/
3l award They're HE6LLS6PAW6N. See the 666? Aren't they CLEVER?

jake _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.captainstupid.com/
3l award It's called CAPTAIN STUPID. Enough SAID.

Casey _D lose (trekkies)
     http://startrekpics.cc/
3l award STAR TREK PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/nycspies/poker.html
3l award These guys might be WAY too into their weekly POKER GAMES.

Adam _D lose (nerds)
     http://pluh.com/members/thynosferatu/index.html
3l award With a name like SMUCKERS, it's got to be GOOD.

Lidia _D lose (wannabes)
     http://astroqueen.tripod.com/
3l award It's a WANNABE all right, but we're not ENTIRELY SURE what it actually WANTS TO BE.

Jason _D lose (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/Ermine/index.html
3l award He SERIOUSLY likes DINOSAURS.

Bianca & Jason _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/spatualism/
3l award WORST EPISODE EVER.

Tyler _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/wild_spanky2001/
3l award Okay KID, take your RITALIN.

Juliet _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.julietsmusic.com/music/index.html
3l award She REALLY LIKES her BAND SCENE.

Tim _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/feargraffiti/
3l award GRAFFITI is so COOL !!!!! It's like COUNTERCULTURE and STUFF !!!!!

"Island" _D lose (players)
     http://members.tripod.com/islandwills/index.htm
3l award He's looking for a GIRLFRIEND and a JOB.

"Bitch" _D lose (girls)
     http://www.bitchycat.com/
3l award 1. FEMININE HYGEINE and 2. CATS.

Ros _D lose (trekkies)
     http://members.aol.com/warpcoresf/
3l award Welcome to his PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

Sam _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/sketch/
3l award He is ONE COOL CAT.

Stephen _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.planetidiot.com/evolution/
3l award It's OUTSTANDING ART, and even more OUTSTANDING POETRY.

Jessica _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/skittems/skit.html
3l award One word: SKITTLES.

Ryan _D lose (wannabes)
     http://wind.prohosting.com/lttrbean/
3l award He's making fun of his CLASSMATES. Oh, the HUMANITY.

Steven _D lose (journalists)
     http://stevenhasty.com/
3l award ANGST, free from SPELLING ERRORS. What more could you ASK for?

Mary Anne _D lose (freaks)
     http://meesona.tripod.com/beefy/
3l award Something about a GOPHER.

A.J. _D lose (dorks)
     http://ajsinnz.tripod.com/
3l award "Just a waste of time."

Steve & Tom _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/m0invis/
3l award They make VIDEOS.

Rick _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/goth/rickus/
3l award Watch who you're calling MAGGOT, bub.

Richard _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dph3raw/
3l award What kind of NEW AGE CRAP is this? Doctor! This MAN needs red meat, STAT!

Ayan _D lose (journalists)
     http://ayan.diaryland.com/
3l award Okay, THIS ONE not only writes about her life in a WEB LOG, but writes about herself in the THIRD PERSON. That's not a GOOD SIGN, is it?

Sjaak _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.abricam.tk/
3l award A WEB CAM of a BUS STOP. How INVENTIVE.

Thane _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/home/thaneshomepage/
3l award Look OUT! It's rated R! Adult CONTENT and LANGUAGE! Fart.

Kyle et al _D lose (wannabes)
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/
3l award Well, that's NICE.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.bloodyrag.com/
3l award Run by "THREE NICE BITCHES." Hey, that's SWELL.

Dana _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/danaxxx82/
3l award LOOK OUT! Her HOMEPAGE contains all sort of "SEXUALITY"!

Chester _D lose (wannabes)
     http://freudianslip.topcities.com/
3l award Yes. What this world NEEDS is YET ANOTHER WEB COMIC.

John _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/bingo3539/
3l award It's a SAD STATEMENT about today's YOUTH when the best CELEBRITY they can come up with to WORSHIP is a creepy TRANSVESTITE.

? _D lose (players)
     http://www.sweetasssweet.com/
3l award They describe themselves as TOOLS. It DOESN'T get much BETTER than THAT.

"Saruh" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.visciouskisses.dot.nu/
3l award On a rating from ONE to TEN, we give this a GOTH.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/realm/tribe/index2.html
3l award We don't GET IT.

Debi _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/de2/newconcepts/wicca/enter.html
3l award A REDNECK WICCA chick? We didn't think it would be POSSIBLE, but once again NATURE has proven us WRONG ...

Kyle _D lose (wannabes)
     http://kyleky.freeservers.com/
3l award Look, it's another HIGH SCHOOL BAND! Let us know when you SIGN that BIG CONTRACT.

Randy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.buymeaferrari.com/
3l award Yeah, RANDY. We're going to BUY YOU a FERRARI. How's this: NO.

Ron _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.museumphones.com/
3l award If you were going to start COLLECTING something, would YOU choose something so MUNDANE as TELEPHONES?

Dave _D lose (wannabes)
     http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umbarne4/Home%20Page.htm
3l award He wants to be PRIME MINISTER! You GO with that, GUY.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.londonfurs.org/
3l award London "FURS." SHUDDER.

Paul _D lose (dorks)
     http://ptalls.www7.50megs.com/home.htm
3l award SIR, aren't you a little OLD to be playing with CARE BEARS?

Rich & Lynn _D lose (couples)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ga4/richandlynn/main.html
3l award Yes, we've even go the OBLIGATORY picture of a UNICORN and everything.

"Riott" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://riott.homestead.com/
3l award She's proud of having STALKERS. YEAH. What a LIFE.

Elaine _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/nofxafipunk/UnNamed.html
3l award BO-RING.

Don _D lose (wannabes)
     http://webpages.marshall.edu/~scalise2/
3l award Worst of all: They're wannabe LOSERS.

"Nitin" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://screamhelp.tripod.com/
3l award OOH! He's so BAD!

Andrew _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.ls3.net/
3l award One has to WONDER about people that REFER to themselves in the THIRD PERSON -- and with a CODENAME, no less.

Leonard _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.ragingleonard.com/
3l award He says it's about RAGE, but if you asked US it's about USELESS RANTS.

Floyd _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/floydsgarage/
3l award A HOMELESS GUITARIST! Is there any other KIND?

Rick _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.normalguy.org/
3l award ALERT! VANITY page! ALERT! Call the DOGS.

Jukka _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://personal.inet.fi/taide/junttila/desert/engani/index.htm
3l award Okay, SERIOUSLY. It's ELECTRONIC MUSIC based on the BLEEPS and BLOOPS of early 1980's VIDEO GAMES. Is that WELL?

Phil _D lose (goths)
     http://users.pandora.be/the_manta_dude/
3l award Check out that UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS! Isn't he positively AWESOME?

? _D lose (design)
     http://fullofstars13.homestead.com/home2.html
3l award OKAY, lady, we get the STARS IN THE BACKGROUND theme already.

CD _D lose (players)
     http://www.members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/
3l award Yes, he DOES in fact have an EXTENSIVE HISTORY of his LOVE LIFE. The world THANKS him.

Chris _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/freakisna/
3l award Okay, someone needs to take a WEB DESIGN CLASS or something.

Clifton _D lose (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/cliftonp1/index.html
3l award BROKEN.

"Heather" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.heathers.net/
3l award Who do you think you're KIDDING, guy?

Daive _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/infestaxion/
3l award Yet another SELF-ABSORBED BLOGGER.

Rob _D lose (punks)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/deit39/
3l award It's MAD COOL.

"Malevolence" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.virtue.nu/machdesign/
3l award She used the phrase "TITS FOR HITS." That demands a certain amount of RESPECT for her CANDOR, we think.

Jill _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.sentaispoilers.com/
3l award POWER RANGERS.

Kimberly _D lose (girls)
     http://www27.brinkster.com/amp7734/
3l award SOMETHING to SAY.

"Arlo" _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/cbcopg/arlo.html
3l award What the CRAP?

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/cementkitten/
3l award Good LORD, LADY.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://tragedy.nu/legotreize/
3l award That's just not RIGHT.

Chris _D lose (couples)
     http://www.dancingchris.com/
3l award He's DANCING CHRIS! YEAH! WHOO!

Richard _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.treefort.org/~rgrogan/web/bunny.htm
3l award He hunts BUNNIES. Stuffed ANIMALS. YEAH.

Batty _D lose (goths)
     http://www.io.com/~batty/index1.html
3l award LADY. On behalf of the entire PLANET, we would like to tell you: No one CARES.

C.C. _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://mr_yamamoto.50megs.com/
3l award FREEWAY LISTS. Yes, FREEWAY LISTS.

Andrew _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/vanssk8er12/
3l award PUNK RAWK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariam _D lose (punks)
     http://www.ihavenolife.com/
3l award Why does EVERYBODY have little ANIME CRAP on their PAGES now?

Darren _D lose (dorks)
     http://pws.chartermi.net/~pwuthey/
3l award That's, uh, DISTURBING.

"Idgaf" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.idgaf.com/
3l award He apparently has a very DOTING MOTHER.

Alexis _D lose (journalists)
     http://alec.diaryland.com/
3l award Writing her journal FORCES her into INTERESTING SITUATIONS. Hmm.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/chamaranth/
3l award Look, a FANTASY WRITER!

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.popeye-x.com/huffing_with_don_henley.htm
3l award Someone has a HEALTHY FANTASY LIFE.

Jil _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/buffygirl679/
3l award TINKERBELL leads the way to her POETRY.

Gia _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/firegoddess1969/___MyPlayground___.html
3l award She's a "PAGEN."

Melanie _D lose (journalists)
     http://verism.net/
3l award FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dianne _D lose (girls)
     http://kyzcam.cjb.net/
3l award AUSSIE GIRL needs HITS!

Gina _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.ginacide.com/
3l award Yes, CLEARLY that's a HAPPY HOME.

Tim _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.timrogers.net/
3l award He describes HIMSELF as a "false IDOL of MEGALOMANIA." That CAN'T be HEALTHY.

"J'raxis" _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.jraxis.com/
3l award You can choose your own THEME for viewing his HOMEPAGE -- er, WEB SITE!

Travis _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.livejournal.com/users/natassidrolruoy/
3l award A JOURNAL, POETRY, and BITCHING. The TRIUMVERATE.

Ivana _D lose (journalists)
     http://banana6.diaryland.com/
3l award She was BORED one day, and so she started a WEB LOG. Isn't that what pretty much ALL of them do?

? _D lose (players)
     http://www.mygirlfriendsawhore.net/
3l award HURRAH! A Web site someone put up about his EXGIRLFRIEND who DUMPED HIM! I wonder WHY?

Dolores _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.janetrenoishot.com/
3l award I'm sure JANET RENO would be FLATTERED. Or SOMETHING.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/oddysrealm/
3l award Okay, he has MULTIPLE WEB SITES set up for his PETS, including one OVERACHIEVING BIRD who likes to SKATEBOARD. That's just plain NOT RIGHT.

Kevin _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.server64.com/
3l award YES, it's a WEB SITE for COMMODORE 64 OWNERS. NO, we don't know why EITHER.

Masha _D lose (wannabes)
     http://007.00me.com/
3l award She's a WANNABE NERD. Yes, we feel SORRY for her TOO.

Libby _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://members.aol.com/dollmanic/
3l award What IS IT with GIRLS and DOLLS?

Stevie _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/pezzman69/
3l award We can't even give it a FAILING GRADE. It would have get an INCOMPLETE.

Becki _D lose (freaks)
     http://koolkitty182.homestead.com/
3l award Running the GAMUT of BORING WEB SITE behavior.

Keith _D lose (wannabes)
     http://rockass.net/
3l award He thinks he's some manner of INSECT. Not a GOOD THING to put on a RESUME.

"Fish Clan" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://expage.com/fishclan
3l award It's a GAMING CLAN! Does that scream DORK or what?

Melanie _D lose (girls)
     http://www.loveramblings.net/
3l award What this world NEEDS is another WEB LOG for a GIRL to RAMBLE on about LOVE.

"Sullivan" _D lose (players)
     http://sullivan.diary-x.com/
3l award Another WINNER who talks about the GIRL WHO DUMPED HIM in his WEB LOG.

Bill _D lose (design)
     http://www.billslater.com/
3l award Nice PRIMARY COLORS.

Marc _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.perkel.com/marc.htm
3l award "An ARROGANT, OPINIONATED GEEK with a HIPPIE background." What a CHARMING combination.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/my/DeadHumanCollection/
3l award His page "SUX," all right. But with a CKS instead of an X.

Leigh _D lose (groupies)
     http://nbi.com/hk/cyf
3l award She likes CHOW YUN-FAT. Evidently A LOT.

"Kebz" _D lose (punks)
     http://www.kebz.cjb.net/
3l award We really like the HAIR.

Stephen _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.tragicfalls.com
3l award Holy GOD that's an UNBELIEVABLE attempt at a COMIC BOOK.

Alexander _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/realm/Alexander/
3l award Okay, ALEXANDER's not looking TOO WELL.

"Enola" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.melodramatic.com/users/vlknpheemayl
3l award Oh YEAH, baby. Her favorite STAR TREK characters and how to say MEANINGLESS PHRASES in CHINESE, all on ONE page.

Benjamin _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.geocities.com/prisoner11841813/
3l award This guy digs SCHOOL way too MUCH.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/ultimateshitband/
3l award They're the ultimate SHIT band. QUAINT.

"Miss Izzy" _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.jimandellen.org/izzy/index.htm
3l award Oh YEAH, baby. FAN FICTION, the WORST of all POSSIBLE writing.

James _D lose (couples)
     http://artvark_art.tripod.com/Denise/
3l award He sees UNBORN CHILDREN in her EYES! She should get that CHECKED.

Chris _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.true.weezerfans.com/
3l award WEEZER, WEEZER, who's got the WEEZER?

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.americanjackass.net/
3l award She's a YAPPY COLLEGE GIRL. HURRAY for the FREEDOM to PUBLISH GARBAGE on the WEB!

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/super/losernet/
3l award PROUD to be a LOSER, all RIGHT.

"Levin" _D lose (goths)
     http://escape.to/neverscape
3l award ESCAPE to the NEVERSCAPE !!11!11112345678

Jason _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html
3l award It's a page on DORKNESS. Enough SAID.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://suddeneclipse.net/
3l award Two GIRLS, one DOMAIN. YAWN.

Leandria _D lose (punks)
     http://www.tintedheart.com/
3l award What is it with TORTURED SOULS and ANIME DRAWINGS?

Jeff _D lose (goths)
     http://geocities.com/jeffothar/
3l award KILL YOUR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a LIFE, bub.

David _D lose (freaks)
     http://hometown.aol.com/beachcat87/David2.html
3l award We want some of whatever THIS guy's SMOKING.

Jayme _D lose (dorks)
     http://poempalace.n3.net/
3l award A POETRY SITE. Enough SAID.

Hans _D lose (nerds)
     http://hans.sites.cc/
3l award Nice DIALOGS, GIMPY.

Sarah _D lose (goths)
     http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysPoetry/
3l award It's GOTH POETRY. We don't have to SAY another WORD.

Tara _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/koishii_chijin/
3l award YEP. Another ANIME LOVER.

Melissa _D lose (girls)
     http://junkjungle.com/
3l award ANIME ANIME ANIME. And MR. T.

Noah _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/thoughts_leave_me/DEATH.html
3l award You are BORING, SIR.

Elisabeth _D lose (trekkies)
     http://lomia.homestead.com/
3l award LEXX fans. SHUDDER.

Stacy _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.xtacy.org/
3l award She has a THING for STAR TREK. Poor THING.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://drrock.stormloader.com/
3l award DISAPPOINTING.

Nadja _D lose (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/vxpunkkittenxv/
3l award Got ANKHS?

Brian _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/connorbd/
3l award A KLINGON programming LANGUAGE?

Shakeem _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/shakeem187/index.html
3l award A WANNABE PIMP with an ADVICE COLUMN? Ye-eah, RIGHT.

Cassie _D lose (girls)
     http://cagedbird.cjb.net/
3l award How come EVERY GIRL uses the same NAKED ANIME CHICK WITH WINGS motif?

Megan & Becca _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/Beckers411/
3l award Fewer DANCING GORILLAS, please.

Emily _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/yay_for_coffee/
3l award She's a MILK CHUGGER. No, we're not sure what that means EITHER.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://pub1.ezboard.com/bstarwarsmaycostmemyjob
3l award A STAR WARS club?

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/startrekworshipper
3l award You can join a STAR TREK RELIGION. No THANKS, pal.

Matt _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/mybrockv8volvo/index.html
3l award What the HELL is that guy WEARING?

Jason _D lose (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/slopmaster4001/
3l award Look, it's another LEXX FAN! For some reason THESE PEOPLE aren't even EMBARRASSED. We don't know WHY.

Ashley _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/ashley_formby/
3l award He needs to CHOOSE ONE: HIP HOP KID or FACE-PAINTED GOTH?

Joel _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/codenamecleveland/
3l award He said "NONSENSICAL INTERLUDES." That's worth ONE L right THERE.

"Pagemaster" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.expage.com/5starpagerater
3l award He'll RATE YOUR PAGE!

Scott _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/rubbersharkman/
3l award He collects RUBBER SHARKS. Hold on, we'll REPEAT that: He collects RUBBER SHARKS. No, we don't know EITHER.

B.J. _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure72/
3l award ERASURE! No, not the BAND.

Floyd _D lose (nerds)
     http://dude.earthsucks.com/
3l award SHUT UP, Floyd.

? _D lose (design)
     http://www.inkblot.com/
3l award Please stop SHAKING my BROWSER.

Andrew _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.expage.com/iratestuff
3l award Another VOICE, cast into the DARKNESS. FAAAAAAAAAAART

Jayne _D lose (wannabes)
     http://punk.usclargo.com/
3l award Well, she NOMINATED HERSELF as a PUNK, but we're not really SEEING IT.

Leigh _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.twilightdreams.net/
3l award More YAPPY than a YAP FACTORY.

Josh _D lose (dorks)
     http://ill_iron_you.tripod.com/
3l award Josh needs to be PUT BACK IN.

Emily _D lose (girls)
     http://www.emilylit.com/
3l award EMILY, you're not WELL.

Eric _D lose (journalists)
     http://asterisklog.com/
3l award LISA LOEB

? _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.anti-heroart.com/main.html
3l award It's for WHITE TRASH AMERICA, all right.

Becca _D lose (girls)
     http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html
3l award Her site can PROVE TO BE VERY INTERESTING.

Aaron _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/GAHD_damn/
3l award YAPPERLICIOUS

Melanie _D lose (design)
     http://expage.com/page/dinogirlsworld
3l award DINOGIRL!

Zach _D lose (punks)
     http://stupidzach.cjb.net/
3l award It's a STUPID WEB THINGY, all right.

Troy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://l-space.tripod.com/
3l award Hurray, another RANTS PAGE. As if there weren't ENOUGH of these on the PLANET already.

Anthony _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/abaldman/anthony.html
3l award All about HIS EXCITING LIFE.

Simpson _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.simpsonau.com/
3l award He's FLY.

Heather _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/dundundun_geez_louise/whocares.html
3l award BUM!

? _D lose (punks)
     http://www.geocities.com/supersomf/bigtouch.html
3l award WALL to WALL CRAP.

Adam _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.expage.com/iamaloserru
3l award LOSERS R THEM.

Willy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/willy_runner/vaulta.html
3l award He's got his own NEWSLETTER?

Cazzy _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://cazzylove.hippy.com/
3l award He makes ALIEN BLUES.

Heather _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.homestead.com/yummykai/index.html
3l award The WORST of all GROUPIES: LEXX FANS. We can only SHUDDER.

Sean _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.seanmullen.com/
3l award Check THIS guy out.

Jordy _D lose (dorks)
     http://jordysfuncamp.cjb.net
3l award FARTING

Ivana _D lose (greenies)
     http://www.angelfire.com/geek/giggle14/
3l award Something something BANANAS something something.

? _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wa/TOKENDRAGON/
3l award POTTY MOUTH. We especially like DEAR ALXNET.

Jeremy _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/countjeremy/
3l award He wants to be an OLYMPIC TORCH RUNNER. Good LUCK with that.

Nathan _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.nathantellsall.com
3l award Good, honest, BORING.

Jessica _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.freespeech.org/basementrock/
3l award YEE HAW! ROCK ON!

James _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.theguildhouse.co.uk/
3l award Yeah, they like an ONLINE GAME. GREAT.

Evan _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/waxhippo/
3l award CONGRATULATIONS. You LOSE the USEFUL contest.

Scott _D lose (journalists)
     http://scottfitzy.tripod.com/
3l award Meet MR. YAPPY. MR. YAPPY, here's EVERYONE.

Damien _D lose (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/angelofentropy/FatAssAssins_realm.html
3l award BAD, DARK poetry on a DARK, SCARY BACKGROUND.

Mark _D lose (nerds)
     http://tardis3.netfirms.com/
3l award He's looking for old MODEM BUDDIES. Now that's BAD.

Ronald _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/ronaldsuckslikehell/
3l award RONALD has a little problem with SELF-ESTEEM ...

? _D lose (girls)
     http://www.steelgirl.com/
3l award Holy GOD, this GIRL is SCARY.

? _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/eguyz/Creature.htm
3l award Of DRAGONS and SUCH! The SORROW of WOLVES! The VAMPYRE of the WEST! Of GUYS who never GET ANY!

Michelle _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/iamwho111/
3l award Another GIRL and her SOAPBOX for WHINING.

"Davr" _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/creator_o_lunacy/
3l award WOW. What he needs is more PINK ANIMATING CRAP.

Mark _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/mashedseagulls/
3l award Who would be a WANNABE FREAK? THIS GUY, apparently.

Andrea _D lose (girls)
     http://hometown.aol.com/geek00009/index.html
3l award Devoted to her FREAK LITTLE DOG. Wouldn't you KNOW IT, she DRESSES the little mutt, TOO.

? _D lose (girls)
     http://envy.nu/destructive/
3l award FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.

Lorna _D lose (goths)
     http://missy.n3.net/
3l award Can't any of these FRUITS get CHEERY for once?

"Flying Jobbies" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://uk.geocities.com/flying_jobbies/
3l award It's BAD NEWS when they think they're FUNNY.

? _D lose (trekkies)
     http://community-2.webtv.net/TrekOFile/TrekCollectables/index.html
3l award The LAMEST of the TREKKIES: The COLLECTOR.

Mike _D lose (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/
3l award CHAINS MITCHELL! WHOO HOO!

Peter _D lose (nerds)
     http://peter-vu.com/
3l award He's DA MAN.

Eric _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.everythingihate.com/
3l award So much YAPPING, so little TIME.

Ronald _D lose (wannabes)
     http://spiralb.cjb.net/
3l award A ONE-MAN BAND. With a RUDE NAME. Let's all give him a HAND.

Jim _D lose (nerds)
     http://issho.net/
3l award He likes HARD MATH PROBLEMS. HARD. Huh huh huh.

? _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.geocities.com/captain_doctor_professor/
3l award Um. OKAY. He LOST us.

Darryl _D lose (design)
     http://jevajeva.tripod.com/
3l award Wonders of blinking, animating, ASCII art, and JEVA. (We don't know EITHER.)

Amanda _D lose (journalists)
     http://gremlim.pitas.com/
3l award Another GIRL, another DIARY.

Katie _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/feck100/
3l award See, that's not RIGHT. That just HURTS our EYES.

"Superfly" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/m2736185/loser/
3l award He's a WANNABE LOSER. How LAME is THAT?

"Kat" _D lose (design)
     http://hometown.aol.com/korngirlie383/index.html
3l award The combination of KORN and ANIMATING CRAP is truly AWE-INSPIRING.

Jim _D lose (rednecks)
     http://www.geocities.com/rednecksandslednecks/
3l award SLEDNECKS. Rednecks on SLEDS. YEAH.

Brian & Julia _D lose (design)
     http://www.rit.edu/~jmw9523/
3l award BRAVO. Here's a MEDAL.

Chris _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/dwarf.html
3l award What the HELL?

Nicholas _D lose (design)
     http://www.mindspring.com/~alien1/home.htm
3l award We're DISAPPOINTED, to say the LEAST.

Ian _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.thatthinline.com/
3l award Please, TELL us about your ANGSTY LITTLE LIFE.

Terry _D lose (dorks)
     http://mindwarp.cjb.net/
3l award We give it an F.

? _D lose (nerds)
     http://www.zoo-crew.org
3l award Oh, get a LIFE.

Laurie _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.mclelland3850.freeserve.co.uk/
3l award An INAPPROPRIATE interest in TOAST.

"Krystal" _D lose (girls)
     http://twilighthush.com/eternal/
3l award Who FARTED?

Matthew _D lose (wannabes)
     http://americanworldsuperbike.com
3l award Uh. DUH! Bikes! DUH.

Katy _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/angel_of_granite/
3l award Can you say ANIME?

Bill _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/or/wildbill/
3l award Show some RESPECT. It's the GREAT WILD BILL.

Ralph _D lose (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/toddrock69/loveme.html
3l award We can't IMAGINE why he's not having any LUCK.

Masha _D lose (design)
     http://masha.00game.com
3l award Good LORD, what has she DONE?

Shayla _D lose (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/my_name_is_muddd96/
3l award All pictures CREATED or MODIFIED by her, huh? Not really something to be PROUD OF.

"Aramantha" _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/
3l award She wrote a NOVEL! GHLAGHLGHLGHLAAGHLGHLAGLHGHALAGH

Penny _D lose (hobbyists)
     http://communities.msn.com/AngelStation444
3l award Congratulations, it's new age CRAP.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://www.extremeelvis.com/
3l award WHOO HOOO !!!!! A CRAPPY BAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alli _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/selfreliance4
3l award A life STORY perhaps?

art _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/mystirious_mister_x
3l award Nice HAIR.

? _D lose (freaks)
     http://gsharp.org/
3l award How QUAINT.

Clay _D lose (wannabes)
     http://www.crackersinc.com/
3l award He's a RADIO HOST!

Jason _D lose (dorks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/rock/dxm/index.html
3l award TOILET FLUSHING

"Narnia" _D lose (goths)
     http://www.velvet.net/
3l award You've really got to WONDER about these people.

Barrington _D lose (design)
     http://web.ukonline.co.uk/handteam/
3l award What he needs is more ANIMATING GARBAGE.

"Monkeypuff" _D lose (journalists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/puff/