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Here are all the 3-L losers.
- Shannah
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/shannah85/ -
Okay FOLKS, when you have a DISCLAIMER saying if you don't like LORD OF THE RINGS, et cetera, you know you're in HOT WATER.
- Devin
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/thad1984/Front.html -
DEVINstation? GET IT? Sounds like DEVAstation, but starts with DEVIN? HURF DURF
- J.D.
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/milehighstyle/ -
The STRANGE WORLDS of a POET, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, SUPERMODEL, ASTRONAUT, and RESTAURANT BATHROOM CLEANER. Don't MISS IT.
- Casey
_D lose
(girls)
http://caseyrocksyourworld.servebeer.com/ -
We're ... SCARED.
- Heather
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/divazum/index.html -
She's GOTH and ANTI-RAP and ANGSTY and likes pictures of BLACK ROSES and ANIMATING PENTAGRAMS.
- Dave
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.themaddening.com/ -
Man, there's a whole GAGGLE of them here.
- "DingDongs"
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/dingdongs_2002/ -
They call themselves "HIGHLY IMMATURE TEENAGERS." Good CALL.
- Timothy
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://secondthird.cjb.net/ -
When you label yourself a "WANNABE GOTH," all hope is LOST.
- Rachel
_D lose
(punks)
http://sumzbabygurl41.tripod.com/ -
Let's TRY and KEEP UP with her, SHALL we?
- Lina
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/punksnotdead0004/enter.html -
PUNKS against WAR? What kind of PUSSY CRAP is THAT?
- Fantine
_D lose
(design)
http://www.gloomfairie.com/fantine/ -
We got BORED waiting for the SPLASH screen to LOAD.
- Anna
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/incubus_iiii/evilspork.html -
Earth to YOU: No, you are NOT FUNNY.
- Zoe
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.latertater.com/zoe/ -
F-F-FAT girls gone W-W-WILD? (SHUDDER)
- Kaysea
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/psychoorangecat/ -
A horribly designed Web page devoted to a "psychotic" cat. Right, like the OWNER has nothing to do with that particular issue.
- Louise
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://uk.geocities.com/goththingakaloser/ -
We simply don't think a COMMENT would do this site any JUSTICE.
- Glen
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.asciibabes.com/ -
Okay, ASCII ART PORN. We have to give them credit for leaning in the RIGHT DIRECTION, but ... ASCII ART? Ever heard of GIFs and JPEGs, FOLKS?
- Gary
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.garyholifield.com/ -
Well, sometimes it needs to be said, but still: YAWN.
- Samantha
_D lose
(design)
http://www.iamantonym.tk -
You people and your stupid POPUP NAVIGATORS. What is WRONG WITH YOU?
- Krys
_D lose
(punks)
http://bob_is_a_hottie.tripod.com/ -
Two words: NICE HAIR.
- "Dr. Evil"
_D lose
(groupies)
http://expage.com/atributetometallica -
A TRIBUTE to METALLICA. We needn't really say anymore, but we like the SNAKE LOGO. Is that some kind of G.I. JOE reference?
- Harry
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.harrylimetv.com/ -
He claims to be the "world's only fatttest cable access show." Two thoughts: First, is that a GOOD THING? And second, can you think of REASONS why you might be the ONLY ONE?
- "Kitten"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://boundaryissues.com/kitten/ -
We particularly like the OVERABUNDANCE OF STARS in her artwork. Does she DOT THE I IN KITTEN with a HEART, too?
- Lonny Miller
_D lose
(players)
http://www.lonnymiller.com/ -
TIMELESS STORIES, INCREDIBLE GOOD LOOKS? Dream on, BUSTER.
- ?
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.angelfire.com/movies/jedigardens/aboutme.html -
So did these guys even SEE the Star Wars movies? Do they not realize they SUCKED HORRIBLY, or is it a matter of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE?
- Mark
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.buttery.org/mark/ -
Apart from being an ACTIVE MEMBER on the SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM (yes, THOSE guys), this guy seriously looks like a KLINGON.
- John
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://victory.myblackvault.com/ -
He's got an ANARCHIST WEB SITE! You'd think that might make him a PUNK, but we feel he's more appropriate as a WANNABE.
- "DJ Laz"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.flyingrodents.com/ -
This guy THANKED US for linking to his site before we even DID it!s
- Bartholomew
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html -
Thanks for the PAINFUL ANIMATIONS.
- Brenda
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.dorkpower.cjb.net/ -
They call it DORK POWER. We stop THERE.
- "Zakiyah"
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.zaksrealm.net/ -
Okay, a BELLY DANCER, a WEB DESIGNER, and a DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS fan.
- Angel
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/angelmailus/MainPage.html -
She likes some BLAH character from TREXX. She also appears to have some sort of THING for TWEETY BIRD, so that's probably not GOOD.
- Meg
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://megfox.com/ -
Now, you're WHO again?
- Jodi
_D lose
(design)
http://www.jodigold-ny.com/ -
We particularly like how she illustrated her WORDS with PICTURES. As if her intended audience were in SIXTH GRADE.
- Paul
_D lose
(players)
http://www.serv.net/~wakawaka/ -
HONK, HONK! In search of CHUBBY CHASERS! Let's GO here PEOPLE, we haven't got all DAY!
- "Society Failure"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/society_1_failure/Society_Failure.html -
Check it out. It's a BAND and stuff.
- Chandler
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.deadjournal.com/users/amoebakid -
An EXCITING, rip-roaring ROLLER COASTER ride of a BLOG.
- "Azcra"
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.azcra.com/ -
Yeah, you're REALLY COOL, lady.
- Tiffany
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/rocknloud/Tiffany.html -
This site should come with an EPILEPSY WARNING.
- Hannah
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/hannahpikachu/ -
Watch OUT NOW! It's a FORTRESS OF DOOM! With SKULLS and EVERYTHING!
- Garry
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/garry1215/ -
He's got some thing for GAY WEREWOLVES. We don't know EITHER.
- "Emu"
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.shawne.tk/ -
Another LAST-PLACE finisher in the BLOG TRYOUTS.
- Heidi
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://heidiologies.dekarabaw.com/ -
YEAH, lady, like people really should be WORSHIPPING you.
- "Collective Conscious"
_D lose
(dorks)
http://colconscious.harpertwilight.com/ -
It's a ROLEPLAYING LIST! You get to talk to each other IN CHARACTER! I want to be a PIRATE! No, I want to be a BEAR! No, I want to be a FAILED WRITER!
- Kat
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www15.brinkster.com/toesucker/ -
We give this site an INCOMPLETE.
- Nate
_D lose
(design)
http://dreamwater.org/fredateafish/home.html -
Yeah, we have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
- ?
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://phoneslutdiary.com/diary/default.asp -
It's the DIARY of a PHONE SLUT. We're not exactly sure WHAT that means EITHER.
- David
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://losers.l0w.net/ -
It's a WEB COMIC about LOSERS. We need GO no FURTHER.
- Jo
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/xes2006/ -
A "SK8R GOFIE CHIC"!
- ?
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(freaks)
http://www.reddink.com/ -
Someone's seriously all JESUSY.
- Garreth
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/iamthebeanrobot/ -
It's VITALLY IMPORTANT that we keep ABREAST of this guy's ACTIVITIES.
- J.R.
_D lose
(freaks)
http://dogheaddevilbarking.com/ -
What in the WORLD is THAT?
- Jasen
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.deadjournal.com/users/spazmotikX -
Life as a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD.
- Whitney
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/groovy/ -
What in the WORLD is THIS?
- Mesha
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.missgleny.com/ -
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR GIRL
- ?
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.shagnow.com/ -
An AUSTIN POWERS fan site! PHEW!
- "Will"
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.willdewar.com/ -
We're ... CONFUSED.
- ?
_D lose
(freaks)
http://communities.msn.ca/Justrandom -
If there's one LESSON we'd like to IMPART here, it's this: Don't DRINK and TYPE.
- Kate
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/whitesista_7/PlaidPage.html -
Yes, folks, it's what you've been WAITING FOR! It's the PLAID PAGE!
- Nina
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/philophobik/ -
POETRY, DREAMS, QUOTES -- does it get any BETTER than THIS?
- Sarah
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://sarah.crazyinternetguy.com/ -
Okay, lady, PURPLE DOTS do not make you COOL.
- Fehmi
_D lose
(design)
http://www.vision.to/ -
UH. OKAY.
- Holly
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.hometown.aol.com/skullsnplaidrrad -
"RADDEST PERSON EVER."
- Joseph
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.he6lls6paw6n.com/ -
They're HE6LLS6PAW6N. See the 666? Aren't they CLEVER?
- jake
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.captainstupid.com/ -
It's called CAPTAIN STUPID. Enough SAID.
- Casey
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://startrekpics.cc/ -
STAR TREK PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Dave
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/nycspies/poker.html -
These guys might be WAY too into their weekly POKER GAMES.
- Adam
_D lose
(nerds)
http://pluh.com/members/thynosferatu/index.html -
With a name like SMUCKERS, it's got to be GOOD.
- Lidia
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://astroqueen.tripod.com/ -
It's a WANNABE all right, but we're not ENTIRELY SURE what it actually WANTS TO BE.
- Jason
_D lose
(groupies)
http://members.aol.com/Ermine/index.html -
He SERIOUSLY likes DINOSAURS.
- Bianca & Jason
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/spatualism/ -
WORST EPISODE EVER.
- Tyler
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/wild_spanky2001/ -
Okay KID, take your RITALIN.
- Juliet
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.julietsmusic.com/music/index.html -
She REALLY LIKES her BAND SCENE.
- Tim
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/feargraffiti/ -
GRAFFITI is so COOL !!!!! It's like COUNTERCULTURE and STUFF !!!!!
- "Island"
_D lose
(players)
http://members.tripod.com/islandwills/index.htm -
He's looking for a GIRLFRIEND and a JOB.
- "Bitch"
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.bitchycat.com/ -
1. FEMININE HYGEINE and 2. CATS.
- Ros
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://members.aol.com/warpcoresf/ -
Welcome to his PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
- Sam
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/freak/sketch/ -
He is ONE COOL CAT.
- Stephen
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.planetidiot.com/evolution/ -
It's OUTSTANDING ART, and even more OUTSTANDING POETRY.
- Jessica
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/skittems/skit.html -
One word: SKITTLES.
- Ryan
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://wind.prohosting.com/lttrbean/ -
He's making fun of his CLASSMATES. Oh, the HUMANITY.
- Steven
_D lose
(journalists)
http://stevenhasty.com/ -
ANGST, free from SPELLING ERRORS. What more could you ASK for?
- Mary Anne
_D lose
(freaks)
http://meesona.tripod.com/beefy/ -
Something about a GOPHER.
- A.J.
_D lose
(dorks)
http://ajsinnz.tripod.com/ -
"Just a waste of time."
- Steve & Tom
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/freak/m0invis/ -
They make VIDEOS.
- Rick
_D lose
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/rickus/ -
Watch who you're calling MAGGOT, bub.
- Richard
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dph3raw/ -
What kind of NEW AGE CRAP is this? Doctor! This MAN needs red meat, STAT!
- Ayan
_D lose
(journalists)
http://ayan.diaryland.com/ -
Okay, THIS ONE not only writes about her life in a WEB LOG, but writes about herself in the THIRD PERSON. That's not a GOOD SIGN, is it?
- Sjaak
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.abricam.tk/ -
A WEB CAM of a BUS STOP. How INVENTIVE.
- Thane
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/home/thaneshomepage/ -
Look OUT! It's rated R! Adult CONTENT and LANGUAGE! Fart.
- Kyle et al
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://kyleky.freeservers.com/ -
Well, that's NICE.
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.bloodyrag.com/ -
Run by "THREE NICE BITCHES." Hey, that's SWELL.
- Dana
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/danaxxx82/ -
LOOK OUT! Her HOMEPAGE contains all sort of "SEXUALITY"!
- Chester
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://freudianslip.topcities.com/ -
Yes. What this world NEEDS is YET ANOTHER WEB COMIC.
- John
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/bingo3539/ -
It's a SAD STATEMENT about today's YOUTH when the best CELEBRITY they can come up with to WORSHIP is a creepy TRANSVESTITE.
- ?
_D lose
(players)
http://www.sweetasssweet.com/ -
They describe themselves as TOOLS. It DOESN'T get much BETTER than THAT.
- "Saruh"
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.visciouskisses.dot.nu/ -
On a rating from ONE to TEN, we give this a GOTH.
- ?
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/realm/tribe/index2.html -
We don't GET IT.
- Debi
_D lose
(rednecks)
http://www.angelfire.com/de2/newconcepts/wicca/enter.html -
A REDNECK WICCA chick? We didn't think it would be POSSIBLE, but once again NATURE has proven us WRONG ...
- Kyle
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://kyleky.freeservers.com/ -
Look, it's another HIGH SCHOOL BAND! Let us know when you SIGN that BIG CONTRACT.
- Randy
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.buymeaferrari.com/ -
Yeah, RANDY. We're going to BUY YOU a FERRARI. How's this: NO.
- Ron
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.museumphones.com/ -
If you were going to start COLLECTING something, would YOU choose something so MUNDANE as TELEPHONES?
- Dave
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umbarne4/Home%20Page.htm -
He wants to be PRIME MINISTER! You GO with that, GUY.
- ?
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.londonfurs.org/ -
London "FURS." SHUDDER.
- Paul
_D lose
(dorks)
http://ptalls.www7.50megs.com/home.htm -
SIR, aren't you a little OLD to be playing with CARE BEARS?
- Rich & Lynn
_D lose
(couples)
http://www.angelfire.com/ga4/richandlynn/main.html -
Yes, we've even go the OBLIGATORY picture of a UNICORN and everything.
- "Riott"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://riott.homestead.com/ -
She's proud of having STALKERS. YEAH. What a LIFE.
- Elaine
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/nofxafipunk/UnNamed.html -
BO-RING.
- Don
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://webpages.marshall.edu/~scalise2/ -
Worst of all: They're wannabe LOSERS.
- "Nitin"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://screamhelp.tripod.com/ -
OOH! He's so BAD!
- Andrew
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.ls3.net/ -
One has to WONDER about people that REFER to themselves in the THIRD PERSON -- and with a CODENAME, no less.
- Leonard
_D lose
(rednecks)
http://www.ragingleonard.com/ -
He says it's about RAGE, but if you asked US it's about USELESS RANTS.
- Floyd
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/floydsgarage/ -
A HOMELESS GUITARIST! Is there any other KIND?
- Rick
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.normalguy.org/ -
ALERT! VANITY page! ALERT! Call the DOGS.
- Jukka
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://personal.inet.fi/taide/junttila/desert/engani/index.htm -
Okay, SERIOUSLY. It's ELECTRONIC MUSIC based on the BLEEPS and BLOOPS of early 1980's VIDEO GAMES. Is that WELL?
- Phil
_D lose
(goths)
http://users.pandora.be/the_manta_dude/ -
Check out that UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS! Isn't he positively AWESOME?
- ?
_D lose
(design)
http://fullofstars13.homestead.com/home2.html -
OKAY, lady, we get the STARS IN THE BACKGROUND theme already.
- CD
_D lose
(players)
http://www.members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/ -
Yes, he DOES in fact have an EXTENSIVE HISTORY of his LOVE LIFE. The world THANKS him.
- Chris
_D lose
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/freakisna/ -
Okay, someone needs to take a WEB DESIGN CLASS or something.
- Clifton
_D lose
(design)
http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/cliftonp1/index.html -
BROKEN.
- "Heather"
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.heathers.net/ -
Who do you think you're KIDDING, guy?
- Daive
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/infestaxion/ -
Yet another SELF-ABSORBED BLOGGER.
- Rob
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.hometown.aol.com/deit39/ -
It's MAD COOL.
- "Malevolence"
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.virtue.nu/machdesign/ -
She used the phrase "TITS FOR HITS." That demands a certain amount of RESPECT for her CANDOR, we think.
- Jill
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.sentaispoilers.com/ -
POWER RANGERS.
- Kimberly
_D lose
(girls)
http://www27.brinkster.com/amp7734/ -
SOMETHING to SAY.
- "Arlo"
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/cbcopg/arlo.html -
What the CRAP?
- ?
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/cementkitten/ -
Good LORD, LADY.
- ?
_D lose
(dorks)
http://tragedy.nu/legotreize/ -
That's just not RIGHT.
- Chris
_D lose
(couples)
http://www.dancingchris.com/ -
He's DANCING CHRIS! YEAH! WHOO!
- Richard
_D lose
(rednecks)
http://www.treefort.org/~rgrogan/web/bunny.htm -
He hunts BUNNIES. Stuffed ANIMALS. YEAH.
- Batty
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.io.com/~batty/index1.html -
LADY. On behalf of the entire PLANET, we would like to tell you: No one CARES.
- C.C.
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://mr_yamamoto.50megs.com/ -
FREEWAY LISTS. Yes, FREEWAY LISTS.
- Andrew
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/vanssk8er12/ -
PUNK RAWK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mariam
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.ihavenolife.com/ -
Why does EVERYBODY have little ANIME CRAP on their PAGES now?
- Darren
_D lose
(dorks)
http://pws.chartermi.net/~pwuthey/ -
That's, uh, DISTURBING.
- "Idgaf"
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.idgaf.com/ -
He apparently has a very DOTING MOTHER.
- Alexis
_D lose
(journalists)
http://alec.diaryland.com/ -
Writing her journal FORCES her into INTERESTING SITUATIONS. Hmm.
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/chamaranth/ -
Look, a FANTASY WRITER!
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.popeye-x.com/huffing_with_don_henley.htm -
Someone has a HEALTHY FANTASY LIFE.
- Jil
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/buffygirl679/ -
TINKERBELL leads the way to her POETRY.
- Gia
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/firegoddess1969/___MyPlayground___.html -
She's a "PAGEN."
- Melanie
_D lose
(journalists)
http://verism.net/ -
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- Dianne
_D lose
(girls)
http://kyzcam.cjb.net/ -
AUSSIE GIRL needs HITS!
- Gina
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.ginacide.com/ -
Yes, CLEARLY that's a HAPPY HOME.
- Tim
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.timrogers.net/ -
He describes HIMSELF as a "false IDOL of MEGALOMANIA." That CAN'T be HEALTHY.
- "J'raxis"
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.jraxis.com/ -
You can choose your own THEME for viewing his HOMEPAGE -- er, WEB SITE!
- Travis
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/natassidrolruoy/ -
A JOURNAL, POETRY, and BITCHING. The TRIUMVERATE.
- Ivana
_D lose
(journalists)
http://banana6.diaryland.com/ -
She was BORED one day, and so she started a WEB LOG. Isn't that what pretty much ALL of them do?
- ?
_D lose
(players)
http://www.mygirlfriendsawhore.net/ -
HURRAH! A Web site someone put up about his EXGIRLFRIEND who DUMPED HIM! I wonder WHY?
- Dolores
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.janetrenoishot.com/ -
I'm sure JANET RENO would be FLATTERED. Or SOMETHING.
- ?
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/oddysrealm/ -
Okay, he has MULTIPLE WEB SITES set up for his PETS, including one OVERACHIEVING BIRD who likes to SKATEBOARD. That's just plain NOT RIGHT.
- Kevin
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.server64.com/ -
YES, it's a WEB SITE for COMMODORE 64 OWNERS. NO, we don't know why EITHER.
- Masha
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://007.00me.com/ -
She's a WANNABE NERD. Yes, we feel SORRY for her TOO.
- Libby
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://members.aol.com/dollmanic/ -
What IS IT with GIRLS and DOLLS?
- Stevie
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/pezzman69/ -
We can't even give it a FAILING GRADE. It would have get an INCOMPLETE.
- Becki
_D lose
(freaks)
http://koolkitty182.homestead.com/ -
Running the GAMUT of BORING WEB SITE behavior.
- Keith
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://rockass.net/ -
He thinks he's some manner of INSECT. Not a GOOD THING to put on a RESUME.
- "Fish Clan"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://expage.com/fishclan -
It's a GAMING CLAN! Does that scream DORK or what?
- Melanie
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.loveramblings.net/ -
What this world NEEDS is another WEB LOG for a GIRL to RAMBLE on about LOVE.
- "Sullivan"
_D lose
(players)
http://sullivan.diary-x.com/ -
Another WINNER who talks about the GIRL WHO DUMPED HIM in his WEB LOG.
- Bill
_D lose
(design)
http://www.billslater.com/ -
Nice PRIMARY COLORS.
- Marc
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.perkel.com/marc.htm -
"An ARROGANT, OPINIONATED GEEK with a HIPPIE background." What a CHARMING combination.
- ?
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/my/DeadHumanCollection/ -
His page "SUX," all right. But with a CKS instead of an X.
- Leigh
_D lose
(groupies)
http://nbi.com/hk/cyf -
She likes CHOW YUN-FAT. Evidently A LOT.
- "Kebz"
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.kebz.cjb.net/ -
We really like the HAIR.
- Stephen
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.tragicfalls.com -
Holy GOD that's an UNBELIEVABLE attempt at a COMIC BOOK.
- Alexander
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/realm/Alexander/ -
Okay, ALEXANDER's not looking TOO WELL.
- "Enola"
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.melodramatic.com/users/vlknpheemayl -
Oh YEAH, baby. Her favorite STAR TREK characters and how to say MEANINGLESS PHRASES in CHINESE, all on ONE page.
- Benjamin
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/prisoner11841813/ -
This guy digs SCHOOL way too MUCH.
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/ultimateshitband/ -
They're the ultimate SHIT band. QUAINT.
- "Miss Izzy"
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.jimandellen.org/izzy/index.htm -
Oh YEAH, baby. FAN FICTION, the WORST of all POSSIBLE writing.
- James
_D lose
(couples)
http://artvark_art.tripod.com/Denise/ -
He sees UNBORN CHILDREN in her EYES! She should get that CHECKED.
- Chris
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.true.weezerfans.com/ -
WEEZER, WEEZER, who's got the WEEZER?
- ?
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.americanjackass.net/ -
She's a YAPPY COLLEGE GIRL. HURRAY for the FREEDOM to PUBLISH GARBAGE on the WEB!
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/super/losernet/ -
PROUD to be a LOSER, all RIGHT.
- "Levin"
_D lose
(goths)
http://escape.to/neverscape -
ESCAPE to the NEVERSCAPE !!11!11112345678
- Jason
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html -
It's a page on DORKNESS. Enough SAID.
- ?
_D lose
(girls)
http://suddeneclipse.net/ -
Two GIRLS, one DOMAIN. YAWN.
- Leandria
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.tintedheart.com/ -
What is it with TORTURED SOULS and ANIME DRAWINGS?
- Jeff
_D lose
(goths)
http://geocities.com/jeffothar/ -
KILL YOUR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a LIFE, bub.
- David
_D lose
(freaks)
http://hometown.aol.com/beachcat87/David2.html -
We want some of whatever THIS guy's SMOKING.
- Jayme
_D lose
(dorks)
http://poempalace.n3.net/ -
A POETRY SITE. Enough SAID.
- Hans
_D lose
(nerds)
http://hans.sites.cc/ -
Nice DIALOGS, GIMPY.
- Sarah
_D lose
(goths)
http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysPoetry/ -
It's GOTH POETRY. We don't have to SAY another WORD.
- Tara
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/koishii_chijin/ -
YEP. Another ANIME LOVER.
- Melissa
_D lose
(girls)
http://junkjungle.com/ -
ANIME ANIME ANIME. And MR. T.
- Noah
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/thoughts_leave_me/DEATH.html -
You are BORING, SIR.
- Elisabeth
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://lomia.homestead.com/ -
LEXX fans. SHUDDER.
- Stacy
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.xtacy.org/ -
She has a THING for STAR TREK. Poor THING.
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://drrock.stormloader.com/ -
DISAPPOINTING.
- Nadja
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/vxpunkkittenxv/ -
Got ANKHS?
- Brian
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/connorbd/ -
A KLINGON programming LANGUAGE?
- Shakeem
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/shakeem187/index.html -
A WANNABE PIMP with an ADVICE COLUMN? Ye-eah, RIGHT.
- Cassie
_D lose
(girls)
http://cagedbird.cjb.net/ -
How come EVERY GIRL uses the same NAKED ANIME CHICK WITH WINGS motif?
- Megan & Becca
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/Beckers411/ -
Fewer DANCING GORILLAS, please.
- Emily
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/yay_for_coffee/ -
She's a MILK CHUGGER. No, we're not sure what that means EITHER.
- ?
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://pub1.ezboard.com/bstarwarsmaycostmemyjob -
A STAR WARS club?
- ?
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/startrekworshipper -
You can join a STAR TREK RELIGION. No THANKS, pal.
- Matt
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/mybrockv8volvo/index.html -
What the HELL is that guy WEARING?
- Jason
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/slopmaster4001/ -
Look, it's another LEXX FAN! For some reason THESE PEOPLE aren't even EMBARRASSED. We don't know WHY.
- Ashley
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/ashley_formby/ -
He needs to CHOOSE ONE: HIP HOP KID or FACE-PAINTED GOTH?
- Joel
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/codenamecleveland/ -
He said "NONSENSICAL INTERLUDES." That's worth ONE L right THERE.
- "Pagemaster"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/5starpagerater -
He'll RATE YOUR PAGE!
- Scott
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/rubbersharkman/ -
He collects RUBBER SHARKS. Hold on, we'll REPEAT that: He collects RUBBER SHARKS. No, we don't know EITHER.
- B.J.
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure72/ -
ERASURE! No, not the BAND.
- Floyd
_D lose
(nerds)
http://dude.earthsucks.com/ -
SHUT UP, Floyd.
- ?
_D lose
(design)
http://www.inkblot.com/ -
Please stop SHAKING my BROWSER.
- Andrew
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.expage.com/iratestuff -
Another VOICE, cast into the DARKNESS. FAAAAAAAAAAART
- Jayne
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://punk.usclargo.com/ -
Well, she NOMINATED HERSELF as a PUNK, but we're not really SEEING IT.
- Leigh
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.twilightdreams.net/ -
More YAPPY than a YAP FACTORY.
- Josh
_D lose
(dorks)
http://ill_iron_you.tripod.com/ -
Josh needs to be PUT BACK IN.
- Emily
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.emilylit.com/ -
EMILY, you're not WELL.
- Eric
_D lose
(journalists)
http://asterisklog.com/ -
LISA LOEB
- ?
_D lose
(rednecks)
http://www.anti-heroart.com/main.html -
It's for WHITE TRASH AMERICA, all right.
- Becca
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html -
Her site can PROVE TO BE VERY INTERESTING.
- Aaron
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/GAHD_damn/ -
YAPPERLICIOUS
- Melanie
_D lose
(design)
http://expage.com/page/dinogirlsworld -
DINOGIRL!
- Zach
_D lose
(punks)
http://stupidzach.cjb.net/ -
It's a STUPID WEB THINGY, all right.
- Troy
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://l-space.tripod.com/ -
Hurray, another RANTS PAGE. As if there weren't ENOUGH of these on the PLANET already.
- Anthony
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/abaldman/anthony.html -
All about HIS EXCITING LIFE.
- Simpson
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.simpsonau.com/ -
He's FLY.
- Heather
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/dundundun_geez_louise/whocares.html -
BUM!
- ?
_D lose
(punks)
http://www.geocities.com/supersomf/bigtouch.html -
WALL to WALL CRAP.
- Adam
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.expage.com/iamaloserru -
LOSERS R THEM.
- Willy
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/willy_runner/vaulta.html -
He's got his own NEWSLETTER?
- Cazzy
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://cazzylove.hippy.com/ -
He makes ALIEN BLUES.
- Heather
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.homestead.com/yummykai/index.html -
The WORST of all GROUPIES: LEXX FANS. We can only SHUDDER.
- Sean
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.seanmullen.com/ -
Check THIS guy out.
- Jordy
_D lose
(dorks)
http://jordysfuncamp.cjb.net -
FARTING
- Ivana
_D lose
(greenies)
http://www.angelfire.com/geek/giggle14/ -
Something something BANANAS something something.
- ?
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/TOKENDRAGON/ -
POTTY MOUTH. We especially like DEAR ALXNET.
- Jeremy
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/countjeremy/ -
He wants to be an OLYMPIC TORCH RUNNER. Good LUCK with that.
- Nathan
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.nathantellsall.com -
Good, honest, BORING.
- Jessica
_D lose
(rednecks)
http://www.freespeech.org/basementrock/ -
YEE HAW! ROCK ON!
- James
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.theguildhouse.co.uk/ -
Yeah, they like an ONLINE GAME. GREAT.
- Evan
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/waxhippo/ -
CONGRATULATIONS. You LOSE the USEFUL contest.
- Scott
_D lose
(journalists)
http://scottfitzy.tripod.com/ -
Meet MR. YAPPY. MR. YAPPY, here's EVERYONE.
- Damien
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.geocities.com/angelofentropy/FatAssAssins_realm.html -
BAD, DARK poetry on a DARK, SCARY BACKGROUND.
- Mark
_D lose
(nerds)
http://tardis3.netfirms.com/ -
He's looking for old MODEM BUDDIES. Now that's BAD.
- Ronald
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/ronaldsuckslikehell/ -
RONALD has a little problem with SELF-ESTEEM ...
- ?
_D lose
(girls)
http://www.steelgirl.com/ -
Holy GOD, this GIRL is SCARY.
- ?
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/eguyz/Creature.htm -
Of DRAGONS and SUCH! The SORROW of WOLVES! The VAMPYRE of the WEST! Of GUYS who never GET ANY!
- Michelle
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/iamwho111/ -
Another GIRL and her SOAPBOX for WHINING.
- "Davr"
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/creator_o_lunacy/ -
WOW. What he needs is more PINK ANIMATING CRAP.
- Mark
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/mashedseagulls/ -
Who would be a WANNABE FREAK? THIS GUY, apparently.
- Andrea
_D lose
(girls)
http://hometown.aol.com/geek00009/index.html -
Devoted to her FREAK LITTLE DOG. Wouldn't you KNOW IT, she DRESSES the little mutt, TOO.
- ?
_D lose
(girls)
http://envy.nu/destructive/ -
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.
- Lorna
_D lose
(goths)
http://missy.n3.net/ -
Can't any of these FRUITS get CHEERY for once?
- "Flying Jobbies"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://uk.geocities.com/flying_jobbies/ -
It's BAD NEWS when they think they're FUNNY.
- ?
_D lose
(trekkies)
http://community-2.webtv.net/TrekOFile/TrekCollectables/index.html -
The LAMEST of the TREKKIES: The COLLECTOR.
- Mike
_D lose
(groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/ -
CHAINS MITCHELL! WHOO HOO!
- Peter
_D lose
(nerds)
http://peter-vu.com/ -
He's DA MAN.
- Eric
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.everythingihate.com/ -
So much YAPPING, so little TIME.
- Ronald
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://spiralb.cjb.net/ -
A ONE-MAN BAND. With a RUDE NAME. Let's all give him a HAND.
- Jim
_D lose
(nerds)
http://issho.net/ -
He likes HARD MATH PROBLEMS. HARD. Huh huh huh.
- ?
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/captain_doctor_professor/ -
Um. OKAY. He LOST us.
- Darryl
_D lose
(design)
http://jevajeva.tripod.com/ -
Wonders of blinking, animating, ASCII art, and JEVA. (We don't know EITHER.)
- Amanda
_D lose
(journalists)
http://gremlim.pitas.com/ -
Another GIRL, another DIARY.
- Katie
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/feck100/ -
See, that's not RIGHT. That just HURTS our EYES.
- "Superfly"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/m2736185/loser/ -
He's a WANNABE LOSER. How LAME is THAT?
- "Kat"
_D lose
(design)
http://hometown.aol.com/korngirlie383/index.html -
The combination of KORN and ANIMATING CRAP is truly AWE-INSPIRING.
- Jim
_D lose
(rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/rednecksandslednecks/ -
SLEDNECKS. Rednecks on SLEDS. YEAH.
- Brian & Julia
_D lose
(design)
http://www.rit.edu/~jmw9523/ -
BRAVO. Here's a MEDAL.
- Chris
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/dwarf.html -
What the HELL?
- Nicholas
_D lose
(design)
http://www.mindspring.com/~alien1/home.htm -
We're DISAPPOINTED, to say the LEAST.
- Ian
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.thatthinline.com/ -
Please, TELL us about your ANGSTY LITTLE LIFE.
- Terry
_D lose
(dorks)
http://mindwarp.cjb.net/ -
We give it an F.
- ?
_D lose
(nerds)
http://www.zoo-crew.org -
Oh, get a LIFE.
- Laurie
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.mclelland3850.freeserve.co.uk/ -
An INAPPROPRIATE interest in TOAST.
- "Krystal"
_D lose
(girls)
http://twilighthush.com/eternal/ -
Who FARTED?
- Matthew
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://americanworldsuperbike.com -
Uh. DUH! Bikes! DUH.
- Katy
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/angel_of_granite/ -
Can you say ANIME?
- Bill
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/or/wildbill/ -
Show some RESPECT. It's the GREAT WILD BILL.
- Ralph
_D lose
(players)
http://www.geocities.com/toddrock69/loveme.html -
We can't IMAGINE why he's not having any LUCK.
- Masha
_D lose
(design)
http://masha.00game.com -
Good LORD, what has she DONE?
- Shayla
_D lose
(design)
http://www.geocities.com/my_name_is_muddd96/ -
All pictures CREATED or MODIFIED by her, huh? Not really something to be PROUD OF.
- "Aramantha"
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/ -
She wrote a NOVEL! GHLAGHLGHLGHLAAGHLGHLAGLHGHALAGH
- Penny
_D lose
(hobbyists)
http://communities.msn.com/AngelStation444 -
Congratulations, it's new age CRAP.
- ?
_D lose
(freaks)
http://www.extremeelvis.com/ -
WHOO HOOO !!!!! A CRAPPY BAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Alli
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/selfreliance4 -
A life STORY perhaps?
- art
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/mystirious_mister_x -
Nice HAIR.
- ?
_D lose
(freaks)
http://gsharp.org/ -
How QUAINT.
- Clay
_D lose
(wannabes)
http://www.crackersinc.com/ -
He's a RADIO HOST!
- Jason
_D lose
(dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/dxm/index.html -
TOILET FLUSHING
- "Narnia"
_D lose
(goths)
http://www.velvet.net/ -
You've really got to WONDER about these people.
- Barrington
_D lose
(design)
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/handteam/ -
What he needs is more ANIMATING GARBAGE.
- "Monkeypuff"
_D lose
(journalists)
http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/puff/ -
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