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Here are all the 3-L losers.

Shannah (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/shannah85/: Okay FOLKS, when you have a DISCLAIMER saying if you don't like LORD OF THE RINGS, et cetera, you know you're in HOT WATER.
Devin (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/thad1984/Front.html: DEVINstation? GET IT? Sounds like DEVAstation, but starts with DEVIN? HURF DURF
J.D. (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/milehighstyle/: The STRANGE WORLDS of a POET, ARTIST, MUSICIAN, SUPERMODEL, ASTRONAUT, and RESTAURANT BATHROOM CLEANER. Don't MISS IT.
Casey (girls)
http://caseyrocksyourworld.servebeer.com/: We're ... SCARED.
Heather (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/divazum/index.html: She's GOTH and ANTI-RAP and ANGSTY and likes pictures of BLACK ROSES and ANIMATING PENTAGRAMS.
Dave (wannabes)
http://www.themaddening.com/: Man, there's a whole GAGGLE of them here.
"DingDongs" (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/dingdongs_2002/: They call themselves "HIGHLY IMMATURE TEENAGERS." Good CALL.
Timothy (wannabes)
http://secondthird.cjb.net/: When you label yourself a "WANNABE GOTH," all hope is LOST.
Rachel (punks)
http://sumzbabygurl41.tripod.com/: Let's TRY and KEEP UP with her, SHALL we?
Lina (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/punksnotdead0004/enter.html: PUNKS against WAR? What kind of PUSSY CRAP is THAT?
Fantine (design)
http://www.gloomfairie.com/fantine/: We got BORED waiting for the SPLASH screen to LOAD.
Anna (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/incubus_iiii/evilspork.html: Earth to YOU: No, you are NOT FUNNY.
Zoe (freaks)
http://www.latertater.com/zoe/: F-F-FAT girls gone W-W-WILD? (SHUDDER)
Kaysea (freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/psychoorangecat/: A horribly designed Web page devoted to a "psychotic" cat. Right, like the OWNER has nothing to do with that particular issue.
Louise (wannabes)
http://uk.geocities.com/goththingakaloser/: We simply don't think a COMMENT would do this site any JUSTICE.
Glen (nerds)
http://www.asciibabes.com/: Okay, ASCII ART PORN. We have to give them credit for leaning in the RIGHT DIRECTION, but ... ASCII ART? Ever heard of GIFs and JPEGs, FOLKS?
Gary (journalists)
http://www.garyholifield.com/: Well, sometimes it needs to be said, but still: YAWN.
Samantha (design)
http://www.iamantonym.tk: You people and your stupid POPUP NAVIGATORS. What is WRONG WITH YOU?
Krys (punks)
http://bob_is_a_hottie.tripod.com/: Two words: NICE HAIR.
"Dr. Evil" (groupies)
http://expage.com/atributetometallica: A TRIBUTE to METALLICA. We needn't really say anymore, but we like the SNAKE LOGO. Is that some kind of G.I. JOE reference?
Harry (freaks)
http://www.harrylimetv.com/: He claims to be the "world's only fatttest cable access show." Two thoughts: First, is that a GOOD THING? And second, can you think of REASONS why you might be the ONLY ONE?
"Kitten" (wannabes)
http://boundaryissues.com/kitten/: We particularly like the OVERABUNDANCE OF STARS in her artwork. Does she DOT THE I IN KITTEN with a HEART, too?
Lonny Miller (players)
http://www.lonnymiller.com/: TIMELESS STORIES, INCREDIBLE GOOD LOOKS? Dream on, BUSTER.
? (trekkies) http://www.angelfire.com/movies/jedigardens/aboutme.html: So did these guys even SEE the Star Wars movies? Do they not realize they SUCKED HORRIBLY, or is it a matter of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE?
Mark (dorks)
http://www.buttery.org/mark/: Apart from being an ACTIVE MEMBER on the SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM (yes, THOSE guys), this guy seriously looks like a KLINGON.
John (wannabes)
http://victory.myblackvault.com/: He's got an ANARCHIST WEB SITE! You'd think that might make him a PUNK, but we feel he's more appropriate as a WANNABE.
"DJ Laz" (wannabes)
http://www.flyingrodents.com/: This guy THANKED US for linking to his site before we even DID it!s
Bartholomew (design)
http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html: Thanks for the PAINFUL ANIMATIONS.
Brenda (dorks)
http://www.dorkpower.cjb.net/: They call it DORK POWER. We stop THERE.
"Zakiyah" (hobbyists)
http://www.zaksrealm.net/: Okay, a BELLY DANCER, a WEB DESIGNER, and a DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS fan.
Angel (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/angelmailus/MainPage.html: She likes some BLAH character from TREXX. She also appears to have some sort of THING for TWEETY BIRD, so that's probably not GOOD.
Meg (wannabes)
http://megfox.com/: Now, you're WHO again?
Jodi (design)
http://www.jodigold-ny.com/: We particularly like how she illustrated her WORDS with PICTURES. As if her intended audience were in SIXTH GRADE.
Paul (players)
http://www.serv.net/~wakawaka/: HONK, HONK! In search of CHUBBY CHASERS! Let's GO here PEOPLE, we haven't got all DAY!
"Society Failure" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/society_1_failure/Society_Failure.html: Check it out. It's a BAND and stuff.
Chandler (journalists)
http://www.deadjournal.com/users/amoebakid: An EXCITING, rip-roaring ROLLER COASTER ride of a BLOG.
"Azcra" (goths)
http://www.azcra.com/: Yeah, you're REALLY COOL, lady.
Tiffany (design)
http://www.geocities.com/rocknloud/Tiffany.html: This site should come with an EPILEPSY WARNING.
Hannah (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/hannahpikachu/: Watch OUT NOW! It's a FORTRESS OF DOOM! With SKULLS and EVERYTHING!
Garry (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/garry1215/: He's got some thing for GAY WEREWOLVES. We don't know EITHER.
"Emu" (journalists)
http://www.shawne.tk/: Another LAST-PLACE finisher in the BLOG TRYOUTS.
Heidi (wannabes)
http://heidiologies.dekarabaw.com/: YEAH, lady, like people really should be WORSHIPPING you.
"Collective Conscious" (dorks)
http://colconscious.harpertwilight.com/: It's a ROLEPLAYING LIST! You get to talk to each other IN CHARACTER! I want to be a PIRATE! No, I want to be a BEAR! No, I want to be a FAILED WRITER!
Kat (freaks)
http://www15.brinkster.com/toesucker/: We give this site an INCOMPLETE.
Nate (design)
http://dreamwater.org/fredateafish/home.html: Yeah, we have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
? (hobbyists) http://phoneslutdiary.com/diary/default.asp: It's the DIARY of a PHONE SLUT. We're not exactly sure WHAT that means EITHER.
David (wannabes)
http://losers.l0w.net/: It's a WEB COMIC about LOSERS. We need GO no FURTHER.
Jo (goths) http://www.angelfire.com/goth/xes2006/: A "SK8R GOFIE CHIC"!
? (freaks) http://www.reddink.com/: Someone's seriously all JESUSY.
Garreth (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/iamthebeanrobot/: It's VITALLY IMPORTANT that we keep ABREAST of this guy's ACTIVITIES.
J.R. (freaks)
http://dogheaddevilbarking.com/: What in the WORLD is THAT?
Jasen (journalists)
http://www.deadjournal.com/users/spazmotikX: Life as a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD.
Whitney (nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/groovy/: What in the WORLD is THIS?
Mesha (girls)
http://www.missgleny.com/: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR GIRL
? (groupies) http://www.shagnow.com/: An AUSTIN POWERS fan site! PHEW!
"Will" (freaks)
http://www.willdewar.com/: We're ... CONFUSED.
? (freaks) http://communities.msn.ca/Justrandom: If there's one LESSON we'd like to IMPART here, it's this: Don't DRINK and TYPE.
Kate (design)
http://www.geocities.com/whitesista_7/PlaidPage.html: Yes, folks, it's what you've been WAITING FOR! It's the PLAID PAGE!
Nina (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/philophobik/: POETRY, DREAMS, QUOTES -- does it get any BETTER than THIS?
Sarah (wannabes)
http://sarah.crazyinternetguy.com/: Okay, lady, PURPLE DOTS do not make you COOL.
Fehmi (design)
http://www.vision.to/: UH. OKAY.
Holly (punks)
http://www.hometown.aol.com/skullsnplaidrrad: "RADDEST PERSON EVER."
Joseph (goths)
http://www.he6lls6paw6n.com/: They're HE6LLS6PAW6N. See the 666? Aren't they CLEVER?
jake (hobbyists)
http://www.captainstupid.com/: It's called CAPTAIN STUPID. Enough SAID.
Casey (trekkies)
http://startrekpics.cc/: STAR TREK PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/nycspies/poker.html: These guys might be WAY too into their weekly POKER GAMES.
Adam (nerds)
http://pluh.com/members/thynosferatu/index.html: With a name like SMUCKERS, it's got to be GOOD.
Lidia (wannabes)
http://astroqueen.tripod.com/: It's a WANNABE all right, but we're not ENTIRELY SURE what it actually WANTS TO BE.
Jason (groupies)
http://members.aol.com/Ermine/index.html: He SERIOUSLY likes DINOSAURS.
Bianca & Jason (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/spatualism/: WORST EPISODE EVER.
Tyler (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/wild_spanky2001/: Okay KID, take your RITALIN.
Juliet (groupies)
http://www.julietsmusic.com/music/index.html: She REALLY LIKES her BAND SCENE.
Tim (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/feargraffiti/: GRAFFITI is so COOL !!!!! It's like COUNTERCULTURE and STUFF !!!!!
"Island" (players)
http://members.tripod.com/islandwills/index.htm: He's looking for a GIRLFRIEND and a JOB.
"Bitch" (girls)
http://www.bitchycat.com/: 1. FEMININE HYGEINE and 2. CATS.
Ros (trekkies)
http://members.aol.com/warpcoresf/: Welcome to his PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
Sam (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/freak/sketch/: He is ONE COOL CAT.
Stephen (wannabes)
http://www.planetidiot.com/evolution/: It's OUTSTANDING ART, and even more OUTSTANDING POETRY.
Jessica (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/skittems/skit.html: One word: SKITTLES.
Ryan (wannabes)
http://wind.prohosting.com/lttrbean/: He's making fun of his CLASSMATES. Oh, the HUMANITY.
Steven (journalists)
http://stevenhasty.com/: ANGST, free from SPELLING ERRORS. What more could you ASK for?
Mary Anne (freaks)
http://meesona.tripod.com/beefy/: Something about a GOPHER.
A.J. (dorks)
http://ajsinnz.tripod.com/: "Just a waste of time."
Steve & Tom (freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/freak/m0invis/: They make VIDEOS.
Rick (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/rickus/: Watch who you're calling MAGGOT, bub.
Richard (dorks)
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dph3raw/: What kind of NEW AGE CRAP is this? Doctor! This MAN needs red meat, STAT!
Ayan (journalists)
http://ayan.diaryland.com/: Okay, THIS ONE not only writes about her life in a WEB LOG, but writes about herself in the THIRD PERSON. That's not a GOOD SIGN, is it?
Sjaak (nerds)
http://www.abricam.tk/: A WEB CAM of a BUS STOP. How INVENTIVE.
Thane (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/home/thaneshomepage/: Look OUT! It's rated R! Adult CONTENT and LANGUAGE! Fart.
Kyle et al (wannabes)
http://kyleky.freeservers.com/: Well, that's NICE.
? (wannabes) http://www.bloodyrag.com/: Run by "THREE NICE BITCHES." Hey, that's SWELL.
Dana (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/danaxxx82/: LOOK OUT! Her HOMEPAGE contains all sort of "SEXUALITY"!
Chester (wannabes)
http://freudianslip.topcities.com/: Yes. What this world NEEDS is YET ANOTHER WEB COMIC.
John (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/bingo3539/: It's a SAD STATEMENT about today's YOUTH when the best CELEBRITY they can come up with to WORSHIP is a creepy TRANSVESTITE.
? (players) http://www.sweetasssweet.com/: They describe themselves as TOOLS. It DOESN'T get much BETTER than THAT.
"Saruh" (goths)
http://www.visciouskisses.dot.nu/: On a rating from ONE to TEN, we give this a GOTH.
? (dorks) http://www.angelfire.com/realm/tribe/index2.html: We don't GET IT.
Debi (rednecks)
http://www.angelfire.com/de2/newconcepts/wicca/enter.html: A REDNECK WICCA chick? We didn't think it would be POSSIBLE, but once again NATURE has proven us WRONG ...
Kyle (wannabes)
http://kyleky.freeservers.com/: Look, it's another HIGH SCHOOL BAND! Let us know when you SIGN that BIG CONTRACT.
Randy (wannabes)
http://www.buymeaferrari.com/: Yeah, RANDY. We're going to BUY YOU a FERRARI. How's this: NO.
Ron (hobbyists)
http://www.museumphones.com/: If you were going to start COLLECTING something, would YOU choose something so MUNDANE as TELEPHONES?
Dave (wannabes)
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umbarne4/Home%20Page.htm: He wants to be PRIME MINISTER! You GO with that, GUY.
? (freaks) http://www.londonfurs.org/: London "FURS." SHUDDER.
Paul (dorks)
http://ptalls.www7.50megs.com/home.htm: SIR, aren't you a little OLD to be playing with CARE BEARS?
Rich & Lynn (couples)
http://www.angelfire.com/ga4/richandlynn/main.html: Yes, we've even go the OBLIGATORY picture of a UNICORN and everything.
"Riott" (wannabes)
http://riott.homestead.com/: She's proud of having STALKERS. YEAH. What a LIFE.
Elaine (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/nofxafipunk/UnNamed.html: BO-RING.
Don (wannabes)
http://webpages.marshall.edu/~scalise2/: Worst of all: They're wannabe LOSERS.
"Nitin" (wannabes)
http://screamhelp.tripod.com/: OOH! He's so BAD!
Andrew (journalists)
http://www.ls3.net/: One has to WONDER about people that REFER to themselves in the THIRD PERSON -- and with a CODENAME, no less.
Leonard (rednecks)
http://www.ragingleonard.com/: He says it's about RAGE, but if you asked US it's about USELESS RANTS.
Floyd (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/floydsgarage/: A HOMELESS GUITARIST! Is there any other KIND?
Rick (nerds)
http://www.normalguy.org/: ALERT! VANITY page! ALERT! Call the DOGS.
Jukka (hobbyists)
http://personal.inet.fi/taide/junttila/desert/engani/index.htm: Okay, SERIOUSLY. It's ELECTRONIC MUSIC based on the BLEEPS and BLOOPS of early 1980's VIDEO GAMES. Is that WELL?
Phil (goths)
http://users.pandora.be/the_manta_dude/: Check out that UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS! Isn't he positively AWESOME?
? (design) http://fullofstars13.homestead.com/home2.html: OKAY, lady, we get the STARS IN THE BACKGROUND theme already.
CD (players) http://www.members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/: Yes, he DOES in fact have an EXTENSIVE HISTORY of his LOVE LIFE. The world THANKS him.
Chris (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/freakisna/: Okay, someone needs to take a WEB DESIGN CLASS or something.
Clifton (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/cliftonp1/index.html: BROKEN.
"Heather" (freaks)
http://www.heathers.net/: Who do you think you're KIDDING, guy?
Daive (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/infestaxion/: Yet another SELF-ABSORBED BLOGGER.
Rob (punks)
http://www.hometown.aol.com/deit39/: It's MAD COOL.
"Malevolence" (goths)
http://www.virtue.nu/machdesign/: She used the phrase "TITS FOR HITS." That demands a certain amount of RESPECT for her CANDOR, we think.
Jill (hobbyists)
http://www.sentaispoilers.com/: POWER RANGERS.
Kimberly (girls)
http://www27.brinkster.com/amp7734/: SOMETHING to SAY.
"Arlo" (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/cbcopg/arlo.html: What the CRAP?
? (girls) http://www.geocities.com/cementkitten/: Good LORD, LADY.
? (dorks) http://tragedy.nu/legotreize/: That's just not RIGHT.
Chris (couples)
http://www.dancingchris.com/: He's DANCING CHRIS! YEAH! WHOO!
Richard (rednecks)
http://www.treefort.org/~rgrogan/web/bunny.htm: He hunts BUNNIES. Stuffed ANIMALS. YEAH.
Batty (goths)
http://www.io.com/~batty/index1.html: LADY. On behalf of the entire PLANET, we would like to tell you: No one CARES.
C.C. (hobbyists)
http://mr_yamamoto.50megs.com/: FREEWAY LISTS. Yes, FREEWAY LISTS.
Andrew (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/vanssk8er12/: PUNK RAWK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariam (punks)
http://www.ihavenolife.com/: Why does EVERYBODY have little ANIME CRAP on their PAGES now?
Darren (dorks)
http://pws.chartermi.net/~pwuthey/: That's, uh, DISTURBING.
"Idgaf" (journalists)
http://www.idgaf.com/: He apparently has a very DOTING MOTHER.
Alexis (journalists)
http://alec.diaryland.com/: Writing her journal FORCES her into INTERESTING SITUATIONS. Hmm.
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/chamaranth/: Look, a FANTASY WRITER!
? (wannabes) http://www.popeye-x.com/huffing_with_don_henley.htm: Someone has a HEALTHY FANTASY LIFE.
Jil (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/buffygirl679/: TINKERBELL leads the way to her POETRY.
Gia (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/firegoddess1969/___MyPlayground___.html: She's a "PAGEN."
Melanie (journalists)
http://verism.net/: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Dianne (girls)
http://kyzcam.cjb.net/: AUSSIE GIRL needs HITS!
Gina (freaks)
http://www.ginacide.com/: Yes, CLEARLY that's a HAPPY HOME.
Tim (journalists)
http://www.timrogers.net/: He describes HIMSELF as a "false IDOL of MEGALOMANIA." That CAN'T be HEALTHY.
"J'raxis" (nerds)
http://www.jraxis.com/: You can choose your own THEME for viewing his HOMEPAGE -- er, WEB SITE!
Travis (freaks)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/natassidrolruoy/: A JOURNAL, POETRY, and BITCHING. The TRIUMVERATE.
Ivana (journalists)
http://banana6.diaryland.com/: She was BORED one day, and so she started a WEB LOG. Isn't that what pretty much ALL of them do?
? (players) http://www.mygirlfriendsawhore.net/: HURRAH! A Web site someone put up about his EXGIRLFRIEND who DUMPED HIM! I wonder WHY?
Dolores (groupies)
http://www.janetrenoishot.com/: I'm sure JANET RENO would be FLATTERED. Or SOMETHING.
? (dorks) http://www.geocities.com/oddysrealm/: Okay, he has MULTIPLE WEB SITES set up for his PETS, including one OVERACHIEVING BIRD who likes to SKATEBOARD. That's just plain NOT RIGHT.
Kevin (hobbyists)
http://www.server64.com/: YES, it's a WEB SITE for COMMODORE 64 OWNERS. NO, we don't know why EITHER.
Masha (wannabes)
http://007.00me.com/: She's a WANNABE NERD. Yes, we feel SORRY for her TOO.
Libby (hobbyists)
http://members.aol.com/dollmanic/: What IS IT with GIRLS and DOLLS?
Stevie (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/pezzman69/: We can't even give it a FAILING GRADE. It would have get an INCOMPLETE.
Becki (freaks)
http://koolkitty182.homestead.com/: Running the GAMUT of BORING WEB SITE behavior.
Keith (wannabes)
http://rockass.net/: He thinks he's some manner of INSECT. Not a GOOD THING to put on a RESUME.
"Fish Clan" (wannabes)
http://expage.com/fishclan: It's a GAMING CLAN! Does that scream DORK or what?
Melanie (girls)
http://www.loveramblings.net/: What this world NEEDS is another WEB LOG for a GIRL to RAMBLE on about LOVE.
"Sullivan" (players)
http://sullivan.diary-x.com/: Another WINNER who talks about the GIRL WHO DUMPED HIM in his WEB LOG.
Bill (design)
http://www.billslater.com/: Nice PRIMARY COLORS.
Marc (nerds)
http://www.perkel.com/marc.htm: "An ARROGANT, OPINIONATED GEEK with a HIPPIE background." What a CHARMING combination.
? (freaks) http://www.angelfire.com/my/DeadHumanCollection/: His page "SUX," all right. But with a CKS instead of an X.
Leigh (groupies)
http://nbi.com/hk/cyf: She likes CHOW YUN-FAT. Evidently A LOT.
"Kebz" (punks)
http://www.kebz.cjb.net/: We really like the HAIR.
Stephen (wannabes)
http://www.tragicfalls.com: Holy GOD that's an UNBELIEVABLE attempt at a COMIC BOOK.
Alexander (freaks)
http://www.angelfire.com/realm/Alexander/: Okay, ALEXANDER's not looking TOO WELL.
"Enola" (trekkies)
http://www.melodramatic.com/users/vlknpheemayl: Oh YEAH, baby. Her favorite STAR TREK characters and how to say MEANINGLESS PHRASES in CHINESE, all on ONE page.
Benjamin (nerds)
http://www.geocities.com/prisoner11841813/: This guy digs SCHOOL way too MUCH.
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/ultimateshitband/: They're the ultimate SHIT band. QUAINT.
"Miss Izzy" (trekkies)
http://www.jimandellen.org/izzy/index.htm: Oh YEAH, baby. FAN FICTION, the WORST of all POSSIBLE writing.
James (couples)
http://artvark_art.tripod.com/Denise/: He sees UNBORN CHILDREN in her EYES! She should get that CHECKED.
Chris (groupies)
http://www.true.weezerfans.com/: WEEZER, WEEZER, who's got the WEEZER?
? (girls) http://www.americanjackass.net/: She's a YAPPY COLLEGE GIRL. HURRAY for the FREEDOM to PUBLISH GARBAGE on the WEB!
? (wannabes) http://www.angelfire.com/super/losernet/: PROUD to be a LOSER, all RIGHT.
"Levin" (goths)
http://escape.to/neverscape: ESCAPE to the NEVERSCAPE !!11!11112345678
Jason (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html: It's a page on DORKNESS. Enough SAID.
? (girls) http://suddeneclipse.net/: Two GIRLS, one DOMAIN. YAWN.
Leandria (punks)
http://www.tintedheart.com/: What is it with TORTURED SOULS and ANIME DRAWINGS?
Jeff (goths)
http://geocities.com/jeffothar/: KILL YOUR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a LIFE, bub.
David (freaks)
http://hometown.aol.com/beachcat87/David2.html: We want some of whatever THIS guy's SMOKING.
Jayme (dorks)
http://poempalace.n3.net/: A POETRY SITE. Enough SAID.
Hans (nerds)
http://hans.sites.cc/: Nice DIALOGS, GIMPY.
Sarah (goths)
http://sillyme3.tripod.com/SillysPoetry/: It's GOTH POETRY. We don't have to SAY another WORD.
Tara (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/koishii_chijin/: YEP. Another ANIME LOVER.
Melissa (girls)
http://junkjungle.com/: ANIME ANIME ANIME. And MR. T.
Noah (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/thoughts_leave_me/DEATH.html: You are BORING, SIR.
Elisabeth (trekkies)
http://lomia.homestead.com/: LEXX fans. SHUDDER.
Stacy (trekkies)
http://www.xtacy.org/: She has a THING for STAR TREK. Poor THING.
? (wannabes) http://drrock.stormloader.com/: DISAPPOINTING.
Nadja (goths)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/vxpunkkittenxv/: Got ANKHS?
Brian (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/connorbd/: A KLINGON programming LANGUAGE?
Shakeem (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/shakeem187/index.html: A WANNABE PIMP with an ADVICE COLUMN? Ye-eah, RIGHT.
Cassie (girls)
http://cagedbird.cjb.net/: How come EVERY GIRL uses the same NAKED ANIME CHICK WITH WINGS motif?
Megan & Becca (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Beckers411/: Fewer DANCING GORILLAS, please.
Emily (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/yay_for_coffee/: She's a MILK CHUGGER. No, we're not sure what that means EITHER.
? (trekkies) http://pub1.ezboard.com/bstarwarsmaycostmemyjob: A STAR WARS club?
? (trekkies) http://www.geocities.com/startrekworshipper: You can join a STAR TREK RELIGION. No THANKS, pal.
Matt (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/mybrockv8volvo/index.html: What the HELL is that guy WEARING?
Jason (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/slopmaster4001/: Look, it's another LEXX FAN! For some reason THESE PEOPLE aren't even EMBARRASSED. We don't know WHY.
Ashley (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/ashley_formby/: He needs to CHOOSE ONE: HIP HOP KID or FACE-PAINTED GOTH?
Joel (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/codenamecleveland/: He said "NONSENSICAL INTERLUDES." That's worth ONE L right THERE.
"Pagemaster" (wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/5starpagerater: He'll RATE YOUR PAGE!
Scott (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/rubbersharkman/: He collects RUBBER SHARKS. Hold on, we'll REPEAT that: He collects RUBBER SHARKS. No, we don't know EITHER.
B.J. (journalists)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~erasure72/: ERASURE! No, not the BAND.
Floyd (nerds)
http://dude.earthsucks.com/: SHUT UP, Floyd.
? (design) http://www.inkblot.com/: Please stop SHAKING my BROWSER.
Andrew (journalists)
http://www.expage.com/iratestuff: Another VOICE, cast into the DARKNESS. FAAAAAAAAAAART
Jayne (wannabes)
http://punk.usclargo.com/: Well, she NOMINATED HERSELF as a PUNK, but we're not really SEEING IT.
Leigh (journalists)
http://www.twilightdreams.net/: More YAPPY than a YAP FACTORY.
Josh (dorks)
http://ill_iron_you.tripod.com/: Josh needs to be PUT BACK IN.
Emily (girls)
http://www.emilylit.com/: EMILY, you're not WELL.
Eric (journalists)
http://asterisklog.com/: LISA LOEB
? (rednecks) http://www.anti-heroart.com/main.html: It's for WHITE TRASH AMERICA, all right.
Becca (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/justmypage1/index.html: Her site can PROVE TO BE VERY INTERESTING.
Aaron (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/GAHD_damn/: YAPPERLICIOUS
Melanie (design)
http://expage.com/page/dinogirlsworld: DINOGIRL!
Zach (punks)
http://stupidzach.cjb.net/: It's a STUPID WEB THINGY, all right.
Troy (wannabes)
http://l-space.tripod.com/: Hurray, another RANTS PAGE. As if there weren't ENOUGH of these on the PLANET already.
Anthony (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/abaldman/anthony.html: All about HIS EXCITING LIFE.
Simpson (wannabes)
http://www.simpsonau.com/: He's FLY.
Heather (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/dundundun_geez_louise/whocares.html: BUM!
? (punks) http://www.geocities.com/supersomf/bigtouch.html: WALL to WALL CRAP.
Adam (dorks)
http://www.expage.com/iamaloserru: LOSERS R THEM.
Willy (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/willy_runner/vaulta.html: He's got his own NEWSLETTER?
Cazzy (hobbyists)
http://cazzylove.hippy.com/: He makes ALIEN BLUES.
Heather (groupies)
http://www.homestead.com/yummykai/index.html: The WORST of all GROUPIES: LEXX FANS. We can only SHUDDER.
Sean (nerds)
http://www.seanmullen.com/: Check THIS guy out.
Jordy (dorks)
http://jordysfuncamp.cjb.net: FARTING
Ivana (greenies)
http://www.angelfire.com/geek/giggle14/: Something something BANANAS something something.
? (wannabes) http://www.angelfire.com/wa/TOKENDRAGON/: POTTY MOUTH. We especially like DEAR ALXNET.
Jeremy (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/countjeremy/: He wants to be an OLYMPIC TORCH RUNNER. Good LUCK with that.
Nathan (journalists)
http://www.nathantellsall.com: Good, honest, BORING.
Jessica (rednecks)
http://www.freespeech.org/basementrock/: YEE HAW! ROCK ON!
James (hobbyists)
http://www.theguildhouse.co.uk/: Yeah, they like an ONLINE GAME. GREAT.
Evan (design)
http://www.geocities.com/waxhippo/: CONGRATULATIONS. You LOSE the USEFUL contest.
Scott (journalists)
http://scottfitzy.tripod.com/: Meet MR. YAPPY. MR. YAPPY, here's EVERYONE.
Damien (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/angelofentropy/FatAssAssins_realm.html: BAD, DARK poetry on a DARK, SCARY BACKGROUND.
Mark (nerds)
http://tardis3.netfirms.com/: He's looking for old MODEM BUDDIES. Now that's BAD.
Ronald (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/ronaldsuckslikehell/: RONALD has a little problem with SELF-ESTEEM ...
? (girls) http://www.steelgirl.com/: Holy GOD, this GIRL is SCARY.
? (dorks) http://www.geocities.com/eguyz/Creature.htm: Of DRAGONS and SUCH! The SORROW of WOLVES! The VAMPYRE of the WEST! Of GUYS who never GET ANY!
Michelle (journalists)
http://www.geocities.com/iamwho111/: Another GIRL and her SOAPBOX for WHINING.
"Davr" (design)
http://www.geocities.com/creator_o_lunacy/: WOW. What he needs is more PINK ANIMATING CRAP.
Mark (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/mashedseagulls/: Who would be a WANNABE FREAK? THIS GUY, apparently.
Andrea (girls)
http://hometown.aol.com/geek00009/index.html: Devoted to her FREAK LITTLE DOG. Wouldn't you KNOW IT, she DRESSES the little mutt, TOO.
? (girls) http://envy.nu/destructive/: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.
Lorna (goths)
http://missy.n3.net/: Can't any of these FRUITS get CHEERY for once?
"Flying Jobbies" (wannabes)
http://uk.geocities.com/flying_jobbies/: It's BAD NEWS when they think they're FUNNY.
? (trekkies) http://community-2.webtv.net/TrekOFile/TrekCollectables/index.html: The LAMEST of the TREKKIES: The COLLECTOR.
Mike (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/: CHAINS MITCHELL! WHOO HOO!
Peter (nerds)
http://peter-vu.com/: He's DA MAN.
Eric (freaks)
http://www.everythingihate.com/: So much YAPPING, so little TIME.
Ronald (wannabes)
http://spiralb.cjb.net/: A ONE-MAN BAND. With a RUDE NAME. Let's all give him a HAND.
Jim (nerds)
http://issho.net/: He likes HARD MATH PROBLEMS. HARD. Huh huh huh.
? (journalists) http://www.geocities.com/captain_doctor_professor/: Um. OKAY. He LOST us.
Darryl (design)
http://jevajeva.tripod.com/: Wonders of blinking, animating, ASCII art, and JEVA. (We don't know EITHER.)
Amanda (journalists)
http://gremlim.pitas.com/: Another GIRL, another DIARY.
Katie (design)
http://www.geocities.com/feck100/: See, that's not RIGHT. That just HURTS our EYES.
"Superfly" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/m2736185/loser/: He's a WANNABE LOSER. How LAME is THAT?
"Kat" (design)
http://hometown.aol.com/korngirlie383/index.html: The combination of KORN and ANIMATING CRAP is truly AWE-INSPIRING.
Jim (rednecks)
http://www.geocities.com/rednecksandslednecks/: SLEDNECKS. Rednecks on SLEDS. YEAH.
Brian & Julia (design)
http://www.rit.edu/~jmw9523/: BRAVO. Here's a MEDAL.
Chris (dorks)
http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/dwarf.html: What the HELL?
Nicholas (design)
http://www.mindspring.com/~alien1/home.htm: We're DISAPPOINTED, to say the LEAST.
Ian (journalists)
http://www.thatthinline.com/: Please, TELL us about your ANGSTY LITTLE LIFE.
Terry (dorks)
http://mindwarp.cjb.net/: We give it an F.
? (nerds) http://www.zoo-crew.org: Oh, get a LIFE.
Laurie (hobbyists)
http://www.mclelland3850.freeserve.co.uk/: An INAPPROPRIATE interest in TOAST.
"Krystal" (girls)
http://twilighthush.com/eternal/: Who FARTED?
Matthew (wannabes)
http://americanworldsuperbike.com: Uh. DUH! Bikes! DUH.
Katy (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/angel_of_granite/: Can you say ANIME?
Bill (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/or/wildbill/: Show some RESPECT. It's the GREAT WILD BILL.
Ralph (players)
http://www.geocities.com/toddrock69/loveme.html: We can't IMAGINE why he's not having any LUCK.
Masha (design)
http://masha.00game.com: Good LORD, what has she DONE?
Shayla (design)
http://www.geocities.com/my_name_is_muddd96/: All pictures CREATED or MODIFIED by her, huh? Not really something to be PROUD OF.
"Aramantha" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/: She wrote a NOVEL! GHLAGHLGHLGHLAAGHLGHLAGLHGHALAGH
Penny (hobbyists)
http://communities.msn.com/AngelStation444: Congratulations, it's new age CRAP.
? (freaks) http://www.extremeelvis.com/: WHOO HOOO !!!!! A CRAPPY BAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alli (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/selfreliance4: A life STORY perhaps?
art (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/mystirious_mister_x: Nice HAIR.
? (freaks) http://gsharp.org/: How QUAINT.
Clay (wannabes)
http://www.crackersinc.com/: He's a RADIO HOST!
Jason (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/dxm/index.html: TOILET FLUSHING
"Narnia" (goths)
http://www.velvet.net/: You've really got to WONDER about these people.
Barrington (design)
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/handteam/: What he needs is more ANIMATING GARBAGE.
"Monkeypuff" (journalists)
http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/puff/: YEAH. Oooh, BOY!
? (wannabes) http://www.geocities.com/cochise_gunn/Hell_Cat.html: Yeah. STARSKY AND HUTCH. You BET.
John & Stefan (dorks)
http://home.chello.no/~lbjrgan/: CONGRATULATIONS. Now GO BACK to where you CAME FROM.
? (nerds) http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/: Get a LIFE, will YOU?
? (wannabes) http://people.montana.com/~doomsday/: Yes, yes, you're very CLEVER. You're own fake RELIGION. Shut UP.
Antwon (dorks)
http://www.antwon.com/: NICE MAN'S BURDEN. Right THERE you know you're STUCK with a WHINER.
Rico (wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/cbrf2/: Good LORD.
Leo (dorks)
http://briss.tripod.com/: He really likes JESUS or something.
Nick (nerds)
http://devoted.to/teach: What the HELL?
Seol (design)
http://www.seoleuna.com/: Hey, GOOD FOR YOU.
Dan (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/dancorp2000/: He likes COINS and WHISKEY BOTTLES. As if this is NORMAL.
Donna (girls)
http://www.arwen.org/: New Year's DRESS: $400. Getting back at her EX-BOYFRIEND for treating her badly in 200: $100. The typical CAMPY, BORING pictures of SOMEONE you've never heard of and never want to meet: $50. Pictures of 50's ladies with their panties around their ankles: PRICELESS.
R.B. (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ca5/drunkenhousecat/: Some kind of BORING "WRITER."
"Smithe" (wannabes)
http://smithe.8k.com/: WHINE much?
? (journalists) http://www.geocities.com/don_tk_now/: WHAT?
"Amarantha" (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/duchy.html: WINNER.
"Oddy" (greenies)
http://hometown.aol.com/satilitefixer/profile.html: Devoted to HIPPIES and the HIPPY CULTURE? Uh, you're THIRTY YEARS too late.
? (design) http://web.ukonline.co.uk/alistair.h2/index.html: We give it a D: Not nearly enough CRAP.
Rick (nerds)
http://www.heyrick.co.uk/: RICK needs to find something BETTER to do with his TIME.
Hank (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/il/TheSpankPage/: Let's hear it for COMPLETE, UNADULERATED CRAP.
"Luke Ski" (wannabes)
http://www.lukeski.com/: WHO in their RIGHT MIND would ever want to be like WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC?
"T'Pau" (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/No1trekie/: T'PAU LIKES STAR TREK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO KEGGER
Joshua (wannabes)
http://www.cantara.org/: YEAH, like we're going to vote for YOU.
"Meltdown" (freaks)
http://meltdown213.freeservers.com/: Hands UP, who HATES CLOWNS?
Chris (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/bulletproof_34_uk/index.html: Great. The A-TEAM. What a WONDERFUL SHOW.
Eric (players)
http://www.geocities.com/suicidaldream511/: His SOON-TO-BE WIFE.
? (hobbyists) http://www.ffurg.com/: Let's collect ACTION FIGURES!
"I Love Rich" (wannabes)
http://www.iloverich.net/: The SEXIEST BAND in the WORLD! For those who aren't afraid to YAWN.
Samantha (girls)
http://www.envy.nu/sinep/: Samantha needs to GET OUT MORE.
Tayla (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/2134/davelust.html: FOO FIGHTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faith (girls)
http://www.members.tripod.com/scarletwitch/: She's the SCARLET WITCH! Hurray for POETS.
"Fuhrer" (wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/page/fuhrerfriesen: Yeah, FUHRER, put a CORK in it.
Sara (goths)
http://www.darksites.com/souls/goth/thefallen/index.htm: Could these people be any more MELODRAMATIC and SAPPY? Wait, never mind, we guess they COULD ...
Adam (groupies)
http://www.he-man.org/: HE-MAN and the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. Enough SAID.
? (wannabes) http://fly.to/homeofthegods: TOP GOD? Sad.
Andrew (dorks)
http://www.dragonhorde.cjb.net/: DRAGONS, eh? They're not REAL, you know.
? (design) http://bounce.to/sikclown: Nice CLOWNS.
"Damon" (wannabes)
http://www.damondiablo.com/: Oh, PLEASE. Grow UP.
Khan (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/yasinzai/: Yes, he's obviously a very TOUGH guy.
Tyler (design)
http://www.liquidspiderdesign.com/: It could STAY "coming soon."
Stephen (hobbyists)
http://www.huneck.com/: Stephen is a BIG FAN of dogs. A really, REALLY big fan.
Bill (nerds)
http://www.ultranet.com/~geezer/: He's a MATHLETE.
Angel (journalists)
http://expage.com/page/angelsdiary1: Thanks for the DIARY, ANGEL.
Cyndi (wannabes)
http://cglass.vinu.edu/cucfan.html: ENOUGH, already, lady.
? (goths) http://www.geocities.com/deadshadow666_69/index2.html: We're thinking TOILET BOWL.
? (design) http://www.angelfire.com/oh/kewliezgrrl/index.html: VALIUM. VALIUM, please.
Alex (design)
http://expage.com/page/cutiesdollpage: WHAT THE
Anja (groupies)
http://www.anjalysholm.dk/david.htm: She FANTASIZES about the LEAD SINGER of WHITESNAKE?
? (groupies) http://80sguy.cjb.net/: He likes EIGHTIES BANDS -- and not even GOOD ONES.
Ken (groupies)
http://www.tomoeshinohara.com/: YOU decide: GROUPIE or STALKER?
Emmy (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Glade/6631/: See if you can KEEP YOUR LUNCH DOWN with this one.
Shannon (girls)
http://www.shannonkringen.com/: She's a GODDESS. Uh HUH.
Justin & Jeff (trekkies)
http://web.tampabay.rr.com/lnsemsf/english.html: Leonard Nimoy should eat more WHAT?
"AKB" (hobbyists)
http://clanakb.freehomepage.com/AKBWEBSITE/Page_1x.html: YAY! It's a GAMING CLAN!
Alice (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/rapgrrrl/: What is this girl ON?
Ben (dorks)
http://www.whackpack.com/zookeeper/: WAZZZUP?
"DJ Mooncat" (wannabes)
http://djmooncat.freeservers.com/: DJ MOONCAT in DA HOUSE!
Kara & Emily (design)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~raddish/: The love M&Ms. Yes, the CANDY.
? (groupies) http://www.geocities.com/celebrity_fanfiction/: Celebrity FAN FICTION. FAN FICTION WRITER today, STALKER tomorrow ...
Jeff (wannabes)
http://www.colemancreative.com/atlas/: What a GREAT IDEA.
Cody (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/xwonka/: A big fat LOSER? HE said it, not US ...
"Sweet Angel" (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/sweet_angel_3619/: Put it AWAY, TOOTS. Nobody's BUYING.
Johannes (hobbyists)
http://www.metalforjesus.com/: The METAL for JESUS page! YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
? (design) http://www.bastard.net/: BLEAH.
J. (groupies) http://www.angelfire.com/ny/LynxBlade/LynxDream.html: Mark HAMILL, of all people? Can't she do BETTER than THAT?
Kelvin (groupies)
http://jimdelahunt.freeservers.com/: He wants to be WHO?
Alex (freaks)
http://www.expage.com/toiletindex: It's a TOILET INDEX. We'll repeat that: A TOILET INDEX.
"Monstre" (journalists)
http://monstre.diaryland.com/: Isn't she CLEVER?
Dean & Nigel (wannabes)
http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/: Look! It's DEAN and NIGEL!
Eija (girls)
http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/eija.html: She likes the BERLIN WALL. We mean, she REALLY, REALLY likes it.
Noelle (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/sd/xnoeyx/index.html: Yeah, those colors go GREAT together.
"Plum" (journalists)
http://ratvicious.diaryland.com/sickrat.html: LOVELY.
Dawn (journalists)
http://mlg.o-o.org/: YAPPING in BLUE on a BLACK background.
"Heavenly" (groupies)
http://members.aol.com/Hvnlymesgr/Keanu.html: A bit OBSESSED with KEANU REEVES, aren't WE?
? (groupies) http://smallwonderfiles.tripod.com/: What, another SMALLER WONDER fan page?
Angela (groupies)
http://www.morrisseytour.com/: Following MORRISSEY around everywhere, EH?
Matt (wannabes)
http://www.subtrivial.com/subman/: Author of this EXCITING Wierd "Al" Yankovic page ...
"Whackpack" (wannabes)
http://www.whackpack.com/: They got their own DOMAIN NAME. Well, GOOD FOR THEM.
Brandon (wannabes)
http://ucs.orst.edu/~barretbr/: THUNDERSTORMS and EARTHQUAKES HERALDED his arrival. YEAH.
Seung (dorks)
http://www.dongs.com/: It's GRAND MASTER DONG!
"Joshwa" (goths)
http://members.tripod.com/joshwagod/: WhatEVER, kid.
"Raven" (goths)
http://www.ravenblack.net/: Another RED-AND-BLACK GOTH.
? (freaks) http://virtue.nu/fos/: We get the IDEA that they don't like OFFICE SUPPLIES.
Matthew (journalists)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~diemongoosedie/main.html: Yet another EXCITING LIFE.
? (wannabes) http://sataniccircle.friendpages.com/: He's a SATANIST. Yeah, GREAT.
Brad (wannabes)
http://www.sixthnewkid.com/: It's bad enough to be a WANNABE. But what if you want to be a NEW KID ON THE BLOCK?
Greg (wannabes)
http://www.supergreg.com/: He's a SUPER COOL D.J.! And an INVENTED CHARACTER for an ADVERTISEMENT no less!
Mac (players)
http://www.geocities.com/ransommax/: Hmm. That can't be GOOD.
David (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/westvirginiapunx/: They're West Virginia PUNKS.
"Archu" (goths)
http://www.archu.com/: What the HELL?
Benjamin (design)
http://geocities.com/sardel/: Nice GOING, bub.
Faye (groupies)
http://all.at/TurtleCove: NEVER have we seen such ADORATION of TURTLES ...
Teresa (girls)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~teresasue/index.htm: CREEPY.
Boots (goths)
http://hometown.aol.com/boots4taz/: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick (players)
http://www.love4two.com/: Another WINNER who needs a WIFE. BAD.
Dave (players)
http://www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/: Yet another LOST CAUSE.
Jimi (punks)
http://internettrash.com/users/jimiisdabomb/: Good LORD.
Holly (goths)
http://www.expage.com/page/gothsareok: GOTHS are OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"P." (hobbyists)
http://www.aggrodrunks.20m.com/: That's a rather CURIOUS hobby.
Katie (journalists)
http://katie.diaryland.com/: Yet another GIRL who thinks she's the CENTER OF THE WORLD.
John (groupies)
http://dilloscape.com/: ARMADILLOS?
Cynthia (goths)
http://www.discarnate.com/dreaming/: An ANIME GOTH? Is that ALLOWED?
Charles (goths)
http://members.aol.com/ChasNemo/index.html: Looks like CHARLES needs some MEDICATION ...
Andrew (hobbyists)
http://www.phancy.com/peeps/: Someone likes PEEPS a little TOO much ...
Frank (wannabes)
http://www.fotosbyfrank.com/: PHOTOS BY FRANK!
"Puke Club" (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/on3/pukeclub/: The first rule of PUKE CLUB is that you do not talk about PUKE CLUB.
"Princess" (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/tantricprincess/index.html: HAHAHAH!
Jenn (journalists)
http://www.pinkisgood.com/: Pink is HEADACHE.
Max (wannabes)
http://members.tripod.com/Scream2ish: Less TALK more GO AWAY.
Brand (girls)
http://www.expage.com/friendzkickass: FRIENDS KICK ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Walter (players)
http://www.geocities.com/walters_mission/: His MISSION, apparently, was to GET LAID.
Bort (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/davespageyapes/: They're in a PUNK BAND.
Ryan (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/kampy_2000/: RYAN likes BASEBALL. Baseball GOOD.
David (wannabes)
http://davidchampion.com/: He's a PSYCHIC! SNURK.
Mike (rednecks)
http://www.sublimevizz.homestead.com/enter.html: YAY! Our very first SKINHEAD!
"Raven Sorrow" (goths)
http://raven.twu.net/: RAVEN SORROW ... enough SAID.
Liv (goths)
http://www.vampire-church.com/: VAMPIRE CHURCH! Good LORD, people.
Theda (hobbyists)
http://www.gothic.net/~theda/: Someone likes to PLAY WITH DOLLS ...
"Da'Crax0rz" (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ut/UEHS666/: WhatEVER.
Leslie (design)
http://pinkspork.virtue.nu/: Hope you didn't need your EYES too badly.
Amarantha (design)
http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/: TRY AGAIN.
Lon (freaks)
http://geocities.com/l0n_takhan: HUH?
Kathleen (groupies)
http://members.theglobe.com/small%5fwonder/: This one really likes the ANNOYING LITTLE GIRL in SMALL WONDER. And she REALLY likes her.
Susan (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/hrhsusan/: She sure likes PAUL RHYS, whoever THAT is.
Al (players) http://dasubergeek.homestead.com/: We especially liked the PAGES of "WOMEN HE LOVES" -- he even includes CARTOON WOMEN. Now THAT'S sad.
"Stovepipe" (players)
http://members.bianca.com/shacklet/Stovepipe: STOVEPIPE! HAHAHAHA.
? (punks) http://www.expage.com/page/afernandez: KID, we can't understand a SINGLE WORD you're SAYING.
Carly (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/VainViXen/Vanity.html: LADY, you are TRYING way too HARD.
Jason (trekkies)
http://come.to/salsafoundation: The only thing worse than TREKKIES is TREKKIES who think they are FUNNY.
Krissee (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/mscobain69/: HAHAHAHA! Phew, that's a GOOD ONE.
Jewel (groupies)
http://www.angband.org/~radii/: You can't come up with a better IDOL than JEWEL?
Louise (wannabes)
http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/seance/739/: WhatEVER.
"Chains" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/chainsmitchell/: Yeah, "CHAINS," great to SEE you.
Jeff (wannabes)
http://www.weasel.com/: Does this guy do ANYTHING except BITCH about CONSUMER PRODUCTS?
"Lady Snow" (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/IceCastle/index.html: LADY SNOW lives in ICE CASTLE and WRITES POETRY. Yeah, OKAY.
Lyn (girls)
http://www.kurai.com/: All RIGHT! ANIME! THAT'S what this world needs MORE of!
Brent (trekkies)
http://hickmott.8m.com/: STAR WARS? STAR TREK? TRANSFORMERS? More than meets the EYE? Not in THIS case.
Wilson (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ri/rainway/index.html: He's a POET/SINGER/DANCER! Yeah, OBVIOUSLY.
? (goths) http://www.angelfire.com/va2/twot/: BO-RING.
Paul (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop/iamthephatboy/home: A big fan of POT.
Valerie (design)
http://valerie.i85.net/: It's SIMPLE. USELESS, but SIMPLE.
Darrin (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/4997/: WOW. That's pretty IMPRESSIVELY bad.
Charles (freaks)
http://www.luna.co.uk/~charles/: He's crazy about his HAIR. EVERYWHERE.
James (groupies)
http://www.efn.org/~jahooton/: He loves METALLICA and KNIGHT RIDER. Need we say ANYTHING else?
"Babewatch" (wannabes)
http://crash.to/babewatch: A TOSS-UP between DORKS and WANNABES.
Erin & Jon (wannabes)
http://erin-jon.hypermart.net/: It's THEIR WEB SITE, all right.
Shan (girls)
http://www.shancam.com/: Another LIVE WEB CAM. YAWN.
Steph (trekkies)
http://inviolable.net/: LOCUTUS of BORG! GHALGHLAHGGAGLH TOILETS
"Greenleader" (hobbyists)
http://members.tripod.com/~ultimate_soldier/: WOW, guys, that's a rather DISTURBING doll FETISH.
Ely (hobbyists)
http://elym.hypermart.net/: She likes BICYCLES. We GUESS.
Andy (design)
http://members.tripod.co.uk/earthdroid/: Nice BACKGROUND, bub.
Greg (nerds)
http://greg.kellogg.net/: He's a COMPUTER TECHNICIAN, all right.
"Jolene" (freaks)
http://www.jolenestrailerpark.com/: Welcome to CREEPYTOWN. Population: YOU.
Jon (journalists)
http://www.notbencejon.com/: Like anyone CARES, bub.
Jackie (journalists)
http://www.danicki.co.uk/: SHUT. UP.
Christie (journalists)
http://www.freespeech.org/internalmonologue/: If it's an INTERNAL MONOLOGUE how come it's on a WEB SITE?
Joerg (players)
http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/: This one's just CREEPY.
Julia (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/Bunny/: Got some kind of JUNGLE FETISH.
Scar, Slash, & Bone (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/demonlovers/: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Norma (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/2022/: That ought to win some kind of AWARD or something.
? (groupies) http://come.to/alaholics: Picture a group of people that worship WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC.
"Threadfall" (wannabes)
http://threadfall.cjb.net/: Thanks for the UPDATES about your WEB SITE! Hint: NOBODY CARES.
Rafael (wannabes)
http://www.wishforadollar.8k.com/: Some GENIUS who is BEGGING us for MONEY.
Isobel (girls)
http://sugarcube.net: And yet ANOTHER WEB CAM.
? (girls) http://www.geocities.com/who110/: LIFE SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Tear" (goths)
http://clik.to/renata: What the HELL?
"Heat" (design)
http://rainy.net/: Is there any particular reason you're making us SQUINT?
Andy (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/6939/superc.html: Uh. HUH.
Liz (groupies)
http://moonjaguar.com/: Is there ANYONE this girl doesn't WORSHIP?
Wil (wannabes)
http://www2.50megs.com/azbats/nothingweb/: He's a WANNABE, all right.
Bill (dorks)
http://www.members.tripod.com/cajun_spike/: Looks like he's got GIRL PROBLEMS.
"Speed" (players)
http://travel.to/speed: HAHAHAHAHA
Byron (hobbyists)
http://biggulp.cjb.net/: A FAN SITE about BIG GULPS?
Ross (players)
http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~otter/: Look at this guy GO.
Tara (girls)
http://www.watchland.org/dreamer/: OCEANS of DREAMS?
"Jae" (goths)
http://www.expage.com/page/fusamob: Shut UP.
Neal (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/3116/bloodhound.html: Wonderful. NEXT?
? (design) http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/8393/: It's a page of CRAP all right.
Jason (hobbyists)
http://www.datblunt.8m.com/: It sure may SUCK all right, you little POTHEAD.
Ralf (nerds)
https://www.engelschall.com/ho/rse/: WINNER.
Jeremy (punks)
http://www.physics.umn.edu/~jgogos/: When he says SHITTIEST he ain't KIDDIN'.
Eric (dorks)
http://emotioneric.com/: You suggest an EMOTION, and he ACTS IT OUT for you. Now THAT'S COMEDY.
Larry (freaks)
http://www.alcyone.com/larry/: ELVES ... ?
"Cassanova" (players)
http://www.geocities.com/truecasanova_99/: He wants a WIFE. Really BAD, it looks like.
Andreij (dorks)
http://naa.4mg.com/: LAME.
"D-Clan" (wannabes)
http://dclan.iwarp.com/: Look at what this GAGGLE of friends CRAPPED OUT.
Art (journalists)
http://welcome.to/The.Dogg.House: YAWN.
Paul (journalists)
http://phonezilla.net/: Why in the WORLD do people think anyone CARES about their LIVES?
Robert (goths)
http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~rstanton/: Man ALIVE, what is WITH these people?
Beth & Rich (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/8785/: GAKK!
Kathy (journalists)
http://www.brainspinning.com/: Another GIRL who can't help but tell us ALL ABOUT HER BORING LIFE.
"BoxJam" (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/boxjam/: A no-talent COMIC STRIP WRITER.
Rick (players)
http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/index.html: "GIRLS, PLEASE CLICK HERE!"
Claire (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/nc/claire/: It's WORTHY OF LOSERS.ORG, all right.
"Hannagh" (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/7267/: The DESCRIBE YOURSELF portion is just PRECIOUS.
Catherine (journalists)
http://oneopinionatedbitch.com/: She just discovered SWEARING, apparently.
Bruna (groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/bruninha/: Oh, good LORD. A HANSON fan.
Stacey (groupies)
http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/stacey.gray/: Isn't T'PAU one of those ONE-HIT-WONDER BANDS?
Erik & Sarah (wannabes)
http://www.erikandsarah.com/: They want to be on the STUDENT COUNCIL!
"Archon" (wannabes)
http://neosyn.iwarp.com/: Trying to be FUNNY, but FAILING.
Tony & Christie (couples)
http://www.tonyc.com/: They're getting MARRIED!
Christopher (freaks)
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~ratboy/: Something about EGG TIMERS and RATS ...
Alex (trekkies)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/2346/: Good LORD, pal. Give it a REST.
Gary (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Estates/4185/: TOYS for his PETS?
Alexandria (girls)
http://www.msu.edu/~mooreca7/: I guess she likes DRAGONS.
Scott (design)
http://members.tripod.com/scottpreston/: HURRAY for BLINKING and ANIMATING CRAP.
Sean (nerds)
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/extracash/: Yeah, it's a real PLETHORA of KNOWLEDGE, all right.
Bob (players)
http://bobderooy.tripod.com/: Ah, YES. Nothing more of a TURN ON then WHINING about your EX.
Teb, Kara, & Larry (journalists)
http://mexico.jestercourt.com/: This TRIPLET took MTV'S REAL WORLD a little too SERIOUSLY.
"Raven" (wannabes)
http://members.aol.com/Raven84773/index.html: This steers DEFTLY into the realm of THE PATHETIC.
Eli (hobbyists)
http://www.prometheus-music.com/eli/: He's a FILKER!
Larry (nerds)
http://www.geek-guy.com/: He's the GEEK GUY! Whatever.
Dennis (journalists)
http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~dcodea/: Thanks for your life STORY.
Marcia (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Parc/6560/: She writes poetry about LEONARDO DICAPRIO?
? (groupies) http://fly.to/nejiblack: Yes, that's right. POWER RANGERS.
"The Freak Team" (wannabes)
http://thefreakteam.web.com/: HAHAHAHAHA
Michael (wannabes)
http://www.expage.com/page/coolsomepage: His "PSYCHOLOGIC" degree?
Gavin (hobbyists)
http://users.powernet.co.uk/hamilton/: LOCOMOTIVES? He really couldn't think of anything BETTER?
John (design)
http://www.rainej.fsnet.co.uk/: He apparently just DISCOVERED the ANNOYING things you can do with a WEB BROWSER.
"Klaze" (players)
http://klaze.8m.com/: He AIN'T NO HOMO.
Ripster (players)
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/ripsterandwoblue/: He got CONNED by some CHICK and thinks we would CARE.
Lisa (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/2857/: GLITTERVIXEN?
"Three Girls" (freaks)
http://go.to/ThreeGirls: Let's hear it for DRAG QUEENS.
? (hobbyists) http://www.47.net/47society/: They like FORTY-SEVENS, I guess.
Jaymie (wannabes)
http://jaymieknight.8m.com/: Who does THIS guy think he is?
Ryan & Sean (wannabes)
http://www.apt103.net/: NOBODY CARES.
Ariann (goths)
http://members.tripod.com/~AriannB/: A HORROR PAGE. Oh BOY.
Lotta (design)
http://bak.spc.org/lotta/: WHAT THE
Jen (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/braveheartonline/: How does she expect ANYONE to be able to read ANYTHING?
Robyn & Todd (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/6369/: Why are pictures of their WEDDING on the same page as a picture of PUFF DADDY?
Jeffrey (nerds)
http://www.felburg.com/: FREE TECH SUPPORT?
Dale (groupies)
http://wildcats.scriptmania.com/: Guess someone likes their LOCAL BASKETBALL TEAM.
"Fob" (wannabes)
http://come.to/fob: He calls himself FOB.
Jason (players)
http://members.tripod.com/~Jason_joiner/: He's available for SAME-DAY VISITS. Now that's COMEDY.
Gemma (hobbyists)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~gdlk/index.html: PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Abdul (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ri/chpeople/: INTERNET DESIGN, AMWAY products, and LONG DISTANCE SERVICE. Snicker.
"Mad Cut" (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/iscrap/: CRAM IT, kid.
Thaddeus (wannabes)
http://www.thirsty.8m.com/: Yeah, OKAY, THAD.
James (trekkies)
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~wadh0300/: A member of a STAR TREK society?
Kassie (design)
http://zip.to/cloudy: Could she make it HARDER to read ANYTHING?
"Snake" (wannabes)
http://hometown.aol.com/stevehanoverpet/: It's a bad sign when he STARTS by addressing us as "HIS FUTURE GIRLFIRNEDS."
Leah (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/woktensushi/bball.html: The BARBIE WHAT?
Theresa (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/la/mskino/index.html: Another ANIME FAN.
Josh (wannabes)
http://bounce.to/vortmax: Lots of INSANITY, huh?
Rich (punks)
http://hometown.aol.com/richbully/webpage.html: YAWN.
"Anarchista" (girls)
http://www.anarchista.com/: She's a CUTE, FREAKY BLONDE GIRL!
Rehan (dorks)
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~rjafery/: Apparently he can only COMMUNICATE through SONG.
? (hobbyists) http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/bigh/bigh/intropage.htm: Electricity pylon number COLLECTING?
Mariannia (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/mariannia/: Another ANIME FREAK.
Jaci (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/mn/tempsanity/: This page should have a SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING.
"Kitana" (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/3358/: Someone has played TEKKEN 3 a little TOO MUCH.
Cody (goths)
http://bounce.to/swirl/: She's a GLITTER GOTH.
Bruna (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/scope/: Thanks for BLINDING us.
Justin (freaks)
http://www.links.net/sex/: YEAH. Well, we're sure HIS parents are PROUD.
Joel (wannabes)
http://www.s9.iwarp.com/: His WORLD CONQUEST MANIFESTO?
Josh (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/nv/skatexnerdxsofty/: And thank YOU for the obnoxious POPUPS.
Lizz (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/1854/index.html: Another BORING "GODDESS."
Saeid (dorks)
http://www.hobot.com/: He needed to URGENTLY talk to the DALAI LAMA.
Joder (dorks)
http://drink.to/slow_people: Yep, GRADE A.
Ben (goths)
http://surf.to/bencorp: A GOTH with an ONLINE DIARY.
Nicky (nerds)
http://pimpachu.8m.com/: All about his COMPUTER ... as if anyone CARED.
Erik (freaks)
http://members.aol.com/spidergod5/: Congratulations on your MUTILATED BODY.
Lisa (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ok/makingnewfriends/index.html: We didn't know that BITCH was an ACRONYM.
Joyce (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/4821/: She has her DEVILISH SIDE.
Don & Lita (couples)
http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1407/: The KNIGHT and his PRINCESS? Oh, boy.
"LSDiamond" (design)
http://lsdiamond.freeservers.com/: Isn't looking at a computer monitor HARD ENOUGH on the eyes?
"bb3lutz" (groupies)
http://www.homestead.com/bb3lutz/index.html: BRIAN BOITANO makes a strange ROLE MODEL.
Mark (players)
http://www.angelfire.com/ma/oonie/: Uh HUH. YEAH.
Donna (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Bistro/7786/: PINK? UNICORNS? VALENTINE'S DAY? HEARTS? Need we say MORE?
Marla (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/goddess/: Another GODDESS? Isn't the WEB already JAM-PACKED with them?
Thomas (dorks)
http://members.tripod.com/~Dogboy_/: Another WRITER.
Joachim (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/3390/index.html: He writes SONGS about GEOCITIES?
"Coneheads" (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Pressbox/9063/: A few too many HITS TO THE HEAD, perhaps?
Curt (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6906/: Someone thinks about REDNECK HAIRCUTS a little too much, maybe ...
"Gumpy" (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~gumpy/: Okay, PAL.
Kevin (groupies)
http://www.angelfire.com/va2/sublime/: He likes SUBLIME.
Micheal (players)
http://www.greatguy.com/: Another guy BEGGING for a GIRLFRIEND.
Kristin (goths)
http://www.cs.uml.edu/~kkyper/: Yay, another BORING GOTH.
David (hobbyists)
http://www.tsoft.com/~yoyopro/: Can't get enough of those YO-YOS, looks like.
Harley (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/harlequinhideaway/: BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, EXCLUDED from social cliques, a little OFF-BEAT, blah blah blah. BO-ORING.
Marsha (groupies)
http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/graceland/: ELVIS is DEAD. Get OVER IT.
Chyna (girls)
http://www.attackmonkey.com: She likes SHRINKY DINKS and HOMICIDE. LOVELY.
Christal (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/or/christaly/: The GODDESS of WHAT?
Malcolm (dorks)
http://www.towerofbabel.com/splashingheart/introduction/: An EVOLVING CORNUCOPIA.
? (wannabes) http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/horn/495/: Wow, we can't imagine this guy getting WORSE.
Nate (players)
http://come.to/nate76: Nice list of TURN ONS and TURN OFFS.
"Kity" (girls)
http://members.dencity.com/kity/: RANT of the week? COLOR of the week? How about SNORE of the week?
Jack (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/nj/jackepstein/: Someone SURE likes PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.
Galen (freaks)
http://velocity.net/~galen/: Man, what IS it with these "FURRY" people?
Michael (wannabes)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/losers/: Gee, where'd he get THAT idea?
Summer (girls)
http://www.amity.net/: Your standard girl intersted in BLACK-WEARING, FACE-PIERCING, and SERIAL KILLERS.
Victor (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/victordonaho/: Well, at least he apparently KNOWS it.
Jessica (design)
http://www.jessica.issexy.com/: Bright colors can be acceptable -- IN MODERATION.
"Greek Lover" (players)
http://laoudikos.cjb.net/: He's a GREEK LOVER. Uh, OKAY ...
Holly (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Nook/6073/index.html: EMAIL HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charles (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/7434/index.html: What the hell is it with people and POKEMON, anyway?
Mandie (girls)
http://mandieland.8m.com/: She's a BITCH WEB MISTRESS, all right.
"Firehead" (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/imw23/: He likes OBSOLETE COMPUTER GAMES.
"Ravers" (hobbyists)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1278/index.html: RAVE ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timothy (design)
http://www.msu.edu/~westonti/: PSST. It's hard to see the LINKS when everything's UNDERLINED.
"Diapers4Me" (freaks)
http://hometown.aol.com/Diapers4Me/: All right, well that's TOTALLY DISGUSTING.
Steff (groupies)
http://www.geocities.com/eternallymarilyn/: But ... she's DEAD ...
"Badget Legion" (wannabes)
http://thebadgerlegion.cjb.net/: They're a SPUNK BAND.
Steven (nerds)
http://www.westegg.com/morgan/: This guy screams POCKET PROTECTOR.
"Villain Thieves" (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/Poisen/index.html: Maybe next time they could pick a name that's EASIER FOR THEM TO SPELL.
Wesley (dorks)
http://cechg.freeservers.com/: UM. OKAY.
"Veggie" (girls)
http://members.tripod.com/~LeBlanc_Family/index.html: She sure is ... DOMESTIC.
"Sykochyk" (girls)
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/brat18101/myhomepage/profile.html: She can't even spell PSYCHOCHICK.
"Fray" (dorks)
http://www.fray.org/: FRAY is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Nick (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/de/niddybow/index.html: They're so COOL with their CIGARETTES.
Paul (players)
http://www.youmydawg.com/: He's just a PARTY ANIMAL. Or something.
"Tmbgnut" (hobbyists)
http://people.bu.edu/tmbgnut/index.html: We get that she likes CARTOONS.
Mike (players)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/5760/: Wow, look at all those PICTURES. PICTURES aren't REAL.
"Shadz" (nerds)
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~shad0w: He's a HACKER, you see.
"lethal50" (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/biz4/yallsuck/: He likes GUNS. LOTS.
Jen (girls)
http://www.trashed.org/: Nice list of LIKES/DON'T LIKES.
"Nikita" (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Castro/5183/: He has a MINISTRY. Yeah, RIGHT.
Adam (hobbyists)
http://www.freeyellow.com/members8/pegasus6/index.html: He writes MOVIE REVIEWS, like HALF THE PEOPLE ON EARTH.
Renee (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/1823/: The COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD writes POETRY, eh?
"Digital Slice" (wannabes)
http://www.mindspring.com/~whmjr/: Most likely to VIOLENTLY TAKE OVER CHINA, huh?
Barny (dorks)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/barny/: YES, YES, you have the SAME NAME as a BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR that ENTERTAINS KIDS. We GET IT already.
Shane (punks)
http://www.angelfire.com/co2/imcool/: Yeah, you're COOL all right.
"Pinkglows" (girls)
http://members.aol.com/pinkglows/index.html: PINK GLOW: Enough said.
Michael (hobbyists)
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/WWF3/: We don't have the HEART to tell this guy that PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is staged.
"Lu Cifer" (wannabes)
http://come.to/666Hell: He's a SATANIST and he likes HOWARD STERN. Not sure which is LAMER.
John (hobbyists)
http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ccaajpa/index.html: He's into BELLRINGING and logging how much BEER he drinks. Need we say more?
Emily (girls)
http://www.angelfire.com/nc/Amadeus325/: Hurray for you and your POETRY.
Wayne (nerds)
http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~wayne/: So he only gets a haircut ONCE A YEAR. Why aren't we surprised?
Willow & Blondie (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Plaza/5031/: It's HOTTIE HALL! Good LORD.
Brad (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Exhibit/9107/: ANGSTY, COUNTERCULTURE, and ANNOYING, all wrapped up in one.
Justin (hobbyists)
http://members.aol.com/errescue/: He's an ACTOR/VOCALIST who likes ER.
Sturat (hobbyists)
http://www.sturat.free-online.co.uk/: Someone LIKES GAMES, we suppose.
"SirTrench" (dorks)
http://www.trenchcoat.com/: CRAM IT.
Justin (wannabes)
http://rael.webjump.com/: Who is this guy to give ADVICE?
Bill (dorks)
http://www.billslater.com/: Could he POSSIBLY have a more TOUCHY-FEELY introduction?
Bryant (dorks)
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bryantwu/: Check out his FREAKISH PICTURES.
Dan & Scott (dorks)
http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/fate/240/home.htm: They don't call it THE FREAK SHOW for nothing.
"Sigrid" (wannabes)
http://www.sigridcam.com/: Nobody CARES about you and your TATTOOED WEB CAM.
Curtis (dorks)
http://www.nevada.edu/~curtis1/html/curtisw.html: You can join his FAN CLUB.
"Gishmo" (freaks)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/7191/: NOBODY ASKED, you know.
Charlie (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/2021/charlie.html: A BOATLOAD?
Jonas (nerds)
http://www.coyote.org/~jonas/: What IS it with people and their DIARIES?
"Superpants" (design)
http://superpants.com/_/00/: SAY it, don't SPRAY IT.
Aleister (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Styx/1860/: You'd think these people could stop WHINING long enough to TAKE OFF THEIR STUPID MAKEUP.
Jackie (girls)
http://members.tripod.com/Jacki72/: She'll be glad to do WEB DESIGN for you, but only as long as you want PASTELS and SCRIPT WRITING and SPRINKLY STARS!
David (dorks)
http://www.cybercom.net/~david/: Someone reads too many SELF-HELP BOOKS.
Joni (girls)
http://hometown.aol.com/jonirw/: She is WOMAN, hear her SHOUT.
"supathug" (punks)
http://expage.com/page/supathug: You're ELEVEN aren't you?
"Slimshaddy" (groupies)
http://www.expage.com/page/slimshaddy: That's the BEST you can do?
"Shagman" (hobbyists)
http://members2.easyspace.com/shagster/: BIKES and BAYWATCH, huh?
Jason (nerds)
http://www.cow.net/jason/: Yes, nice GOATEE.
Chris (wannabes)
http://www.wintertime.freeserve.co.uk: Well, that's BORING.
"StormDrake" (wannabes)
http://westwood.fortunecity.com/baker/279/index.html: Artist, writer, and RULER.
"Marry Me Please" (players)
http://i.am/marryme: Wow, you're PATHETIC.
"Silandara" (greenies)
http://www.silandara.com/: Why don't you RUB YOUR CRYSTALS and dream yourself up a NEW PAGE?
"Brimstone Man" (dorks)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4706/: He looks VERY JANE'S ADDICTION. Yeah, THAT'S what he looks like.
Andrew (dorks)
http://foad.org/asd/profile/index.html: Boo hoo, SHUNNED FOR BEING WHO HE IS.
"Inu Inu E" (punks)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/5513/: Speak ENGLISH already.
? (dorks) http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/8793/: Take the IDIOT test.
Gregg (wannabes)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/7199/: Wanna be a WRITER, huh? Don't QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.
? (design) http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/6393/: The SKULLS ain't helpin', bub.
Jamie (nerds)
http://www.jwz.org/: Well isn't he just the CAT'S MEOW?
Heather (goths)
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4848/: You get BEAT UP a lot, don't you?
Cintia (girls)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/1107/: Duh, the life of a SUPERCHICK (WAS: RE: BIG THIGHS).
Chris (nerds)
http://www.netspace.net.au/~cjr/: cHe's a CYBERGEEK.
Drue (girls)
http://www.drue.com/: Oh, stuff it, WEBMISTRESS.
Wendi (girls)
http://www.area.com/wlarson/: My, we're full of ourselves, aren't we?
Dale (freaks)
http://www.skirtman.org/: He WEARS A SKIRT IN PUBLIC, and then thinks women are going to answer his online PERSONAL AD?
S. Crystal (girls)
http://www.losers.org/: Yeah, RIGHT. Look who's TALKING.

Last updated January 03 2024