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"G2k" (trekkies)
     http://www.st-v-sw.net/

You can't sink MUCH LOWER than putting up a site about the ULTIMATE of SF DORK FANTASIES: Who'd WIN, STAR TREK or STAR WARS?

Shannon (girls)
     http://www.helpshannon.com/

Give her MONEY! After all, she's FEMALE! She must DESERVE it!

Jay & Bianca (dorks)
     http://spatualism.net/

Spatualism. Yeah. Extra attention to SPATULAS. You're either shooting for IRONY or COMPLETE CRACKPOTTERY here, either way you FAILED.

Dave (design)
     http://www31.brinkster.com/davestoolbox/

The thinking here is: Trying WAY TOO HARD.

Jim (freaks)
     http://www.jimspagg.com/

This guy has a cable access show that he uses to meet women by STRIPPING. Frightening enough, but this guy is SERIOUSLY, CREEPILY OLD.

? (design)
     http://www.mewspage.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

We'd SAY something, but we can't read a GODDAMN THING on this Web page.

Sean (nerds)
     http://seans.page.tripod.com/

This quite simply HURTS us.

Allen (players)
     http://www.allenchung.itgo.com/

This guy should win an AWARD for his EFFORTS. Oh, wait, he DID.

Lee Dann (freaks)
     http://members.lycos.co.uk/themanicdude/index.html

Uh, WHATEVER, guy.

? (design)
     http://www.geocities.com/superultrahyperkitschperson/index

With so many CATEGORIES, sometimes it's hard to choose JUST ONE.

? (freaks)
     http://www.otherkin.net/

Okay, SERIOUSLY NOW: These people think they're NOT HUMAN. Is that COOL or WHAT?

Penny (wannabes)
     http://www.helpmeleavemyhusband.com/

She wants DONATIONS so she can leave her HUSBAND. Hey lady, YOU got yourself into this mess, now YOU get yourself out.

"/usr/bin/perl" (nerds)
     http://humanity.berlios.de/usr-bin-perl/

A series of SCREENPLAYS for a SITCOM. About a WEB COMPANY. That's a COLLABORATIVE EFFORT. When will the UNIVERSE mercifully END so that this can be STOPPED?

Allison (freaks)
     http://www.nextgenuniverse.org/

We are ... SPEECHLESS.

Domenic (wannabes)
     http://community-2.webtv.net/DONBLVD/WELCOME/

SERIOUSLY, now. How LAME do you have to be to think MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER is COOL?

"Captain Kinky" (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/holodeckau/

Yes, that's right. An IRC Star Trek FAN CLUB. WHOO HOO!

Adam (wannabes)
     http://www.spookycandyland.cjb.net/

It's a wannabe ... GIRL?

Kat (design)
     http://www.st0opid.com/

Someone need to learn something about LEGIBILITY.

Tom & Sarah (wannabes)
     http://www.geocities.com/hole_in_a_hole/

Check it out! It's FATTY ONE and FATTY TWO! Oh, we're SORRY. Are we DICKS?

Cisco (design)
     http://cisco.0me.com/

Here's some PROFESSIONAL ADVICE: Advertising your WEB DESIGN "COMPANY" doesn't work very well when you're using a FREE WEB HOSTING SERVICE.

Shannon (freaks)
     http://www.shannonkringen.com/

She covers herself in BODY PAINT and then READS POETRY. No, we are not JOKING.

Vicki (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/iluvbraces/

We've heard of some WEIRD FETISHES, but fantasizing about being HANDICAPPED?

Kenneth (freaks)
     http://www.macrophile.com/~cougr/macrofur/macro2.html

We truly, truly, TRULY do not understand these FURRIES.

Doug (freaks)
     http://www.angelfire.com/freak/peterpan/index.html

He LIKES taking PICTURES of himself.

David (dorks)
     http://home.cogeco.ca/~veganmozfan/

A MYSTICAL CONNECTION between Morrissey's CRAPPY MUSIC and Princess Diana's UNTIMELY DEATH? WHATEVER, bucko.

Jim (groupies)
     http://startlegramwatch.blogspot.com/

This guy has a SERIOUS BUG UP HIS ASS about his local NEWSPAPER.

Richard (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/rik2k1uk/masters-of-the-universe-2001.html

Could he REALLY not come up with anything better to WORSHIP than HE-MAN an SKELETOR?

Gordon (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/WhyIownaRealdoll.html

Okay, that's SERIOUSLY an ESSAY on why he owns a REALDOLL. Hint: The REST OF THE PLANET doesn't really want to KNOW.

Drew (goths)
     http://members.aol.com/QuietChaos

QUIET CHAOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How RIDICULOUS.

Anne (trekkies)
     http://members.aol.com/AnneDroidz/brent.html

This "SPINER FEMME" is upset about being made to look bad in the documentary TREKKIES. NOTE: No MAKING was required whatsoever, LADY.

David (dorks)
     http://www.geocities.com/ddamico361/index.html

He USED to like SCIENCE FICTION MARIONETTE LITERATURE, but something HAPPENED.

"Fuhrer" (freaks)
     http://expage.com/fuhrerfriesen

He must have been EXPOSED to TOXIC CHEMICALS as an INFANT ...

? (rednecks)
     http://sanguinalis.tripod.com/bigtrucklove/

SODOMY, INDECENT EXPOSURE, and ILLEGAL PARKING? But he LOOKS like such a NICE guy ...

"Trek 4 God" (trekkies)
     http://free.prohosting.com/~4jesus/

The PERFECT combination of STAR TREK and JESUS. No, WE don't understand it EITHER.

Ashley (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/realm/formbyarts/

Now that logo just says CLASS.

? (freaks)
     http://www.hubbies.com/

Nothing like a little DIAPER PLAY to brighten up your DAY, eh?

"Worf" (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/5407/

A map of the ENTERPRISE! Congratulations, WINNER.

Analiyah (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/

The WORST kind of FAN PAGE: A SECRET ROMANCE BULLSHIT FAN FICTION PAGE.

? (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/strangenothing/

YES, that's RIGHT. SKELETONS giving you the FINGER. That's really CLEVER.

? (players)
     http://www.expage.com/satanssteamingcupofdamnation2

Get a LIFE, kid.

? (players)
     http://reallynicejerk.com/

He MASTURBATES WAY too much -- HIS WORDS, not ours.

Matthew (freaks)
     http://www.beautifulbutdangerous.com/

Apparently he's PROUD of his BRAND SPANKIN' NEW, RESTRAINING ORDER from NICOLE KIDMAN. KUDOS.

Kiki (hobbyists)
     http://fly.to/eroticpets

House of EROTIC WHAT?

Eugene (freaks)
     http://www.eugenemirman.com/

Okay, PAL, you're NOT WELL.

Mark (players)
     http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/

We're not quite sure who's the bigger LOSER: The PSYCHO EX-GIRLFRIEND or the MASSIVE DORK who recorded all her PHONE CALLS and made them available on his WEB SITE. YOU be the JUDGE.

? (goths)
     http://gothinasia.cjb.net/

GOTHS in ASIA. Enough SAID.

Wo-Hen (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

Good LORD, it's an Asian MICHAEL JACKSON. Not quite as WHITE, but JUST AS DISTURBING.

"Meltdown" (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/meltdown_213/

This GUY's not WELL.

Alex (trekkies)
     http://www.ussargus.com/

STAR TREK: The ADVENTURES of LAME.

"Jeva" (design)
     http://jevajeva.tripod.com/

Yes. JEVA, JEVA, JEVA. We GET IT already.

"TC" (trekkies)
     http://www.flipmt.com/

MENTAL TELEPATHY. Yeah, RIGHT. Good LUCK with that.

Juana-Maria (hobbyists)
     http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jeanmarielauze/ART.html

What the HELL is THAT?

"Pet Sylvia" (freaks)
     http://www.petsilvia.com/

What the HELL IS THAT? Good LORD, it's TERRIFYING THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

Mike (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/mikeneedstogetlaid/

Mike sure needs SOMETHING. We don't know if it's what HE THINKS, though.

Stephen (trekkies)
     http://www.crosswinds.net/~stephenratliff/

What's worse than a TREKKIE? That's right -- a TREKKIE FAN FICTION WRITER.

? (freaks)
     http://www.lycanthrope.org/~humbird/handbook.htm

Good LORD. Just ... WOW.

Kadimah (wannabes)
     http://www.poetryjewels.bigstep.com/

The TRIBAL PRINCESS of ISRAEL? Wht is WRONG with this woman?

Ben (dorks)
     http://www.schuminweb.com/

WOW. Words FAIL us.

"Jynxx" (goths)
     http://users.aol.com/jagority/jynxx333.html

Man ALIVE. They don't REALIZE how HILARIOUS they are.

? (design)
     http://masoodabbasi.8m.com/

What the hell is THIS?

"Pleiadian" (trekkies)
     http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/6160/con.html

We are in AWE.

Kelly (goths)
     http://hometown.aol.com/fairyflesh/FairyFlesh.html

Wow, something's seriously WRONG with this one.

Kyra & Mike (couples)
     http://www.kyra-mike.net/

Well, GREAT.

"Pusssykatt" (groupies)
     http://members.aol.com/pusssykatt/agcgwyn.html

An ANTI-GROUPIE -- someone who despises GWYNETH PALTROW. Someone needs a CUP of THERAPY, STAT!

Phillip (hobbyists)
     http://the.millerfamily.name/sugar/

Okay, they COLLECT and TRADE ... SUGAR PACKETS. There's something WRONG there.

Ed (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/bloodyroses/

WOW. That's FRIGHTENING, yet HILARIOUS.

"Scorp-e0" (goths)
     http://antimtv.8m.com/

WOW. Just ... WOW.

"Elvis" (groupies)
     http://www.webspan.net/~dprossi/

It's a little DISTURBING when someone likes Weird "Al" Yankovic THIS much ...

"Jesus" (players)
     http://www.jesus.com/

JESUS has a PERSONALS AD?

"Lady Vampchik & Lord Shad0wkript" (goths)
     http://www.geocities.com/deadshadow666_69/

This page is only for REAL GOTHS, FREAKS, and VAMPYRES!

"Batguy" (hobbyists)
     http://www.geocities.com/thebatguy_99/

Good LORD -- he wants to build a BATMAN SUIT?

? (design)
     http://maxpages.com/jbak/miss_universe

Holy SHIT! Whose idea was THAT?

? (freaks)
     http://www.turds.com/

Pictures of TURDS. Wonderful.

"Mr. Lonely" (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html

Is he not HOT?

? (players)
     http://chickssuck.shutdown.com/

WOW. He can't get any DATES, huh? I wonder WHY?

? (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/3656/

He wants to RESCUE TERI HATCHER. Kind of DISTRUBINGLY SO.

? (design)
     http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/score/612/index.htm

It HURTS TOO MUCH to even look at it long enough to see WHO DID IT.

Carmen & Aaron (couples)
     http://www.geocities.com/carmen_n_aaron/

Not quite enough HEARTS.

? (goths)
     http://www.members.tripod.com/catborg/

What in the world is WRONG with some people?

Natalie (girls)
     http://egomania.nu/causes/indexsoc.html

Should we be SURPRISED a girl thought of THIS?

"Blayze" (freaks)
     http://come.to/blayze

A "PLUSH" FREAK.

Brian (groupies)
     http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Ring/4358/tombpage.htm

Another FAN PAGE for a COMPUTER GAME CHARACTER.

Christine (goths)
     http://www.angelfire.com/nh/ComaWhte15/

GROSS.

? (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/in2/yoam2000/

HOLY

Rob (design)
     http://www.toyangel.com/iluvjarjar/

WHAT THE

"Phalliqua" (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/id/phalliqua/

Think you got enough CRAP on your page?

Aaron (groupies)
     http://www.wilstar.net/aaron/index.html

He sure likes METAL BANDS. Nice MAKEUP.

Mark (design)
     http://www.angelfire.com/pe/nirvana231/

WARNING: Clinical evidence shows that this Web page induces SEIZURES and VOMITING.

Ryker (design)
     http://www.ryker.com/

Think your background BLINKS ENOUGH there, sport?

Jeff (groupies)
     http://gazogi.com/

He sure likes TORI AMOS.

Joel (players)
     http://www.joelssalon.com/

Sir, please KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

"Rasputch" (freaks)
     http://www.furnation.com/rasputch/

What IS it with these "FURRY" folks?

Nathan (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/

That's, well, REALLY LAME.

Khash (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Port/6550/

Oh, GOOD LORD.

Winston (freaks)
     http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Sector/8560/

Does this guy REALLY think that pictures of him with his SHIRT OFF and letters from people who enjoyed his MASSAGES are going to help get him a job in the COMPUTER INDUSTRY?

Lisa Michaud (trekkies)
     http://www.eecis.udel.edu/~masterma/

She's a member of the Star Fleet Ladies' WHAT?

"Lady" Lynn (girls)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/ladylynn/index.html

What is it with GIRLS and HUGS?

Fiona (goths)
     http://www.fionahorne.com/

Isn't she just SPECIAL?

Rod (players)
     http://www.10k4awife.com/

No, no, you're not DESPERATE, are you?

G. Groombridge (wannabes)
     http://www.losers.org/

Hey, GREAT. Look who's TALKING.