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Jesse February 15 2003 (players)
     http://www.hometown.aol.com/limppimp888/mystory.html

Is th ANIMATING LIGHTNING in the background supposed to tell us anything about YOUR PROSPECTS?

Lonny Miller February 15 2003 (players)
     http://www.lonnymiller.com/

TIMELESS STORIES, INCREDIBLE GOOD LOOKS? Dream on, BUSTER.

Allen December 02 2002 (players)
     http://www.allenchung.itgo.com/

This guy should win an AWARD for his EFFORTS. Oh, wait, he DID.

Paul December 02 2002 (players)
     http://www.serv.net/~wakawaka/

HONK, HONK! In search of CHUBBY CHASERS! Let's GO here PEOPLE, we haven't got all DAY!

"Island" May 13 2002 (players)
     http://members.tripod.com/islandwills/index.htm

He's looking for a GIRLFRIEND and a JOB.

Tristan March 13 2002 (players)
     http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/

May we suggest ANOTHER reason might be the fact that you'd ACTUALLY put up such a page in the FIRST place?

? February 21 2002 (players)
     http://www.sweetasssweet.com/

They describe themselves as TOOLS. It DOESN'T get much BETTER than THAT.

CD January 22 2002 (players)
     http://www.members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/

Yes, he DOES in fact have an EXTENSIVE HISTORY of his LOVE LIFE. The world THANKS him.

? November 10 2001 (players)
     http://www.mygirlfriendsawhore.net/

HURRAH! A Web site someone put up about his EXGIRLFRIEND who DUMPED HIM! I wonder WHY?

"Sullivan" November 10 2001 (players)
     http://sullivan.diary-x.com/

Another WINNER who talks about the GIRL WHO DUMPED HIM in his WEB LOG.

? July 29 2001 (players)
     http://www.expage.com/satanssteamingcupofdamnation2

Get a LIFE, kid.

? July 29 2001 (players)
     http://reallynicejerk.com/

He MASTURBATES WAY too much -- HIS WORDS, not ours.

? July 05 2001 (players)
     http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/48/radies_man.html

Okay, this HAS to be a JOKE.

Mark July 05 2001 (players)
     http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/

We're not quite sure who's the bigger LOSER: The PSYCHO EX-GIRLFRIEND or the MASSIVE DORK who recorded all her PHONE CALLS and made them available on his WEB SITE. YOU be the JUDGE.

Wo-Hen May 13 2001 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

Good LORD, it's an Asian MICHAEL JACKSON. Not quite as WHITE, but JUST AS DISTURBING.

Ralph February 05 2001 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/toddrock69/loveme.html

We can't IMAGINE why he's not having any LUCK.

Mike January 11 2001 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/mikeneedstogetlaid/

Mike sure needs SOMETHING. We don't know if it's what HE THINKS, though.

Mike January 11 2001 (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/migidymike/

He can't BEAT them off with a STICK, we'll bet.

Eric November 23 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/suicidaldream511/

His SOON-TO-BE WIFE.

John November 15 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/mattoren_22/index.html

YEEEEEEEEE HAW!

Darren November 08 2000 (players)
     http://www.girlswithglasses.com/

GIRLS with GLASSES?

"Hunter" October 07 2000 (players)
     http://hometown.aol.com/deep9foru/myhomepage/profile.html

We're sure he's got them BEATING down his door.

Martyn September 27 2000 (players)
     http://quarryking.tripod.com/

Um. OKAY.

Mac July 30 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/ransommax/

Hmm. That can't be GOOD.

Patrick July 20 2000 (players)
     http://www.love4two.com/

Another WINNER who needs a WIFE. BAD.

Dave July 20 2000 (players)
     http://www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/

Yet another LOST CAUSE.

Walter July 08 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/walters_mission/

His MISSION, apparently, was to GET LAID.

Daniel July 08 2000 (players)
     http://home.netvigator.com/~jtcau/main.htm

This GUY actually has a LIST of all the GIRLS he's had RELATIONS with! Hurf.

"Jesus" July 03 2000 (players)
     http://www.jesus.com/

JESUS has a PERSONALS AD?

Al June 12 2000 (players)
     http://dasubergeek.homestead.com/

We especially liked the PAGES of "WOMEN HE LOVES" -- he even includes CARTOON WOMEN. Now THAT'S sad.

"Stovepipe" June 12 2000 (players)
     http://members.bianca.com/shacklet/Stovepipe

STOVEPIPE! HAHAHAHA.

"Mr. Lonely" April 18 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html

Is he not HOT?

Joerg April 18 2000 (players)
     http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/

This one's just CREEPY.

? April 07 2000 (players)
     http://chickssuck.shutdown.com/

WOW. He can't get any DATES, huh? I wonder WHY?

Joerg March 22 2000 (players)
     http://estelmann.tripod.com/tall/

He likes TALL WOMEN. Do THEY like HIM?

"Speed" March 22 2000 (players)
     http://travel.to/speed

HAHAHAHAHA

Ross March 16 2000 (players)
     http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~otter/

Look at this guy GO.

Roger March 09 2000 (players)
     http://hometown.aol.com/rodger350/myhomepage/index.html

He HOPES to SOMEDAY be in a THREESOME.

"Cassanova" March 08 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/truecasanova_99/

He wants a WIFE. Really BAD, it looks like.

Rick February 25 2000 (players)
     http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/index.html

"GIRLS, PLEASE CLICK HERE!"

Kevin February 25 2000 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/1016/special.html

"FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE"?

Bob February 17 2000 (players)
     http://bobderooy.tripod.com/

Ah, YES. Nothing more of a TURN ON then WHINING about your EX.

"Klaze" February 10 2000 (players)
     http://klaze.8m.com/

He AIN'T NO HOMO.

Ripster February 10 2000 (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/journal/ripsterandwoblue/

He got CONNED by some CHICK and thinks we would CARE.

Jason February 04 2000 (players)
     http://members.tripod.com/~Jason_joiner/

He's available for SAME-DAY VISITS. Now that's COMEDY.

Kim February 04 2000 (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ab/HomeyBros/index2.html

The HOMEY BROS?

Kevin January 23 2000 (players)
     http://u1.lvcm.com/KBLUME/

Another SHRINE?

Chad December 30 1999 (players)
     http://ninezero.978.org/

He has LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.

Joe December 19 1999 (players)
     http://www.wizard.net/~joelogon/

He sure knows how to have PLATONIC relationships with women.

Shane December 19 1999 (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/wv/Italy4You/index.html

He likes to SING and COOK and LAUGH!

Mark December 19 1999 (players)
     http://www.angelfire.com/ma/oonie/

Uh HUH. YEAH.

Micheal December 14 1999 (players)
     http://www.greatguy.com/

Another guy BEGGING for a GIRLFRIEND.

Nate November 28 1999 (players)
     http://come.to/nate76

Nice list of TURN ONS and TURN OFFS.

"Greek Lover" November 12 1999 (players)
     http://laoudikos.cjb.net/

He's a GREEK LOVER. Uh, OKAY ...

Joel November 12 1999 (players)
     http://www.joelssalon.com/

Sir, please KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

Nathan October 05 1999 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/

That's, well, REALLY LAME.

Khash September 29 1999 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Port/6550/

Oh, GOOD LORD.

Paul September 29 1999 (players)
     http://www.youmydawg.com/

He's just a PARTY ANIMAL. Or something.

Mike September 21 1999 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/5760/

Wow, look at all those PICTURES. PICTURES aren't REAL.

"Marry Me Please" November 12 1998 (players)
     http://i.am/marryme

Wow, you're PATHETIC.

Rod October 27 1998 (players)
     http://www.10k4awife.com/

No, no, you're not DESPERATE, are you?

Joseph March 27 1998 (players)
     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/3446/

This guy thinks he's just THE SHIT.

Marcus March 09 1998 (players)
     http://www.purdue.anderson.edu/marcus_boffing.htm

As if we didn't already know WEIGHTLIFTING and WAITING BY THE PHONE go hand-in-hand?