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They really, really like huge background images and animating GIFs. They don't have any concept of how other peoples' browsers might be configured. They don't realize that some colors don't go with other colors. They're design losers.

Talia May 11 2003 (design)
http://tethomasart.tripod.com/: Maybe we should start over with our FIRST WEB DESIGN LESSON: GIF vs. JPEG.
Fantine May 11 2003 (design)
http://www.gloomfairie.com/fantine/: We got BORED waiting for the SPLASH screen to LOAD.
Samantha February 15 2003 (design)
http://www.iamantonym.tk: You people and your stupid POPUP NAVIGATORS. What is WRONG WITH YOU?
Dave February 15 2003 (design)
http://www31.brinkster.com/davestoolbox/: The thinking here is: Trying WAY TOO HARD.
Sharon February 15 2003 (design)
http://chopstix.zoonic.com/: The huge "INSIDE MY HEAD" button just makes us LAUGH.
? February 15 2003 (design)
http://www.mewspage.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/: We'd SAY something, but we can't read a GODDAMN THING on this Web page.
Bartholomew December 02 2002 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/thenewyorkrangers/mypage.html: Thanks for the PAINFUL ANIMATIONS.
? December 02 2002 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/superultrahyperkitschperson/index: With so many CATEGORIES, sometimes it's hard to choose JUST ONE.
Jodi December 02 2002 (design)
http://www.jodigold-ny.com/: We particularly like how she illustrated her WORDS with PICTURES. As if her intended audience were in SIXTH GRADE.
Tiffany October 07 2002 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/rocknloud/Tiffany.html: This site should come with an EPILEPSY WARNING.
Nate September 01 2002 (design)
http://dreamwater.org/fredateafish/home.html: Yeah, we have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
Kat September 01 2002 (design)
http://www.st0opid.com/: Someone need to learn something about LEGIBILITY.
Kristin September 01 2002 (design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/oddling/: Less COLOR, more CONTENT.
Kate July 07 2002 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/whitesista_7/PlaidPage.html: Yes, folks, it's what you've been WAITING FOR! It's the PLAID PAGE!
Fehmi July 07 2002 (design)
http://www.vision.to/: UH. OKAY.
Cisco July 07 2002 (design)
http://cisco.0me.com/: Here's some PROFESSIONAL ADVICE: Advertising your WEB DESIGN "COMPANY" doesn't work very well when you're using a FREE WEB HOSTING SERVICE.
Rick March 13 2002 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/rickus/: Watch who you're calling MAGGOT, bub.
Scott March 13 2002 (design)
http://www.mercurous.net/scott/: Yay, we're navigating by TOTALLY MEANINGLESS PICTURES!
? January 22 2002 (design)
http://fullofstars13.homestead.com/home2.html: OKAY, lady, we get the STARS IN THE BACKGROUND theme already.
Chris January 08 2002 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/freakisna/: Okay, someone needs to take a WEB DESIGN CLASS or something.
Clifton January 08 2002 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/cliftonp1/index.html: BROKEN.
"Grazer" December 17 2001 (design)
http://www.grazer.org/: Actually, we don't see what the PROBLEM is.
Christopher December 07 2001 (design)
http://www.expage.com/christopherchristensen: BRIGHT red and SKY BLUE. HURRAY.
Christopher November 10 2001 (design)
http://www.mediabasement.com/mediabasement/: Don't you think you're OVERDOING it a bit, BUB? It's just a PAGE.
Bill November 10 2001 (design)
http://www.billslater.com/: Nice PRIMARY COLORS.
Megan & Becca July 29 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Beckers411/: Fewer DANCING GORILLAS, please.
Jason July 29 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/dorkyhason/index.html: SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewering this PAGE has been known to cause BLINDNESS, NAUSEA, and BIRTH DEFECTS.
Jo July 21 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/greenliberal/: TOMB RAIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1414 2556879
? July 21 2001 (design)
http://www.inkblot.com/: Please stop SHAKING my BROWSER.
"Tilly" July 21 2001 (design)
http://calypso.spaceports.com/~starla/mainish.htm: Here's an OLD FAVORITE: "TILLYMONSTER."
Melanie July 05 2001 (design)
http://expage.com/page/dinogirlsworld: DINOGIRL!
Nina June 03 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/absolute_imperfection/: We vote NO.
Evan May 13 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/waxhippo/: CONGRATULATIONS. You LOSE the USEFUL contest.
Becca May 04 2001 (design)
http://www.liquidstar.org/tactile/: We see a RUBBER DUCKY.
Nokomis April 14 2001 (design)
http://www.envy.nu/transcendant/: EH.
"Davr" April 14 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/creator_o_lunacy/: WOW. What he needs is more PINK ANIMATING CRAP.
Jennifer April 14 2001 (design)
http://winja.scribble.nu/: Why do people think that EVERY "CLEVER" Web page has to start with a set of DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS?
"Jeva" April 14 2001 (design)
http://jevajeva.tripod.com/: Yes. JEVA, JEVA, JEVA. We GET IT already.
Darryl March 12 2001 (design)
http://jevajeva.tripod.com/: Wonders of blinking, animating, ASCII art, and JEVA. (We don't know EITHER.)
Katie March 01 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/feck100/: See, that's not RIGHT. That just HURTS our EYES.
"Kat" March 01 2001 (design)
http://hometown.aol.com/korngirlie383/index.html: The combination of KORN and ANIMATING CRAP is truly AWE-INSPIRING.
Pammie March 01 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/pammie420/: Pammie likes FRAMES. LOTS of little FRAMES.
Brian & Julia February 18 2001 (design)
http://www.rit.edu/~jmw9523/: BRAVO. Here's a MEDAL.
Nicholas February 18 2001 (design)
http://www.mindspring.com/~alien1/home.htm: We're DISAPPOINTED, to say the LEAST.
Gordon February 18 2001 (design)
http://www.whoreallycares.com/: You may note that the DOMAIN NAME starts with WHORE.
"Auraj" February 05 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/auraj/aurabohemian.html: Hurray for EVERYTHING.
Masha February 05 2001 (design)
http://masha.00game.com: Good LORD, what has she DONE?
Shayla February 05 2001 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/my_name_is_muddd96/: All pictures CREATED or MODIFIED by her, huh? Not really something to be PROUD OF.
Barrington January 24 2001 (design)
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/handteam/: What he needs is more ANIMATING GARBAGE.
Seol January 07 2001 (design)
http://www.seoleuna.com/: Hey, GOOD FOR YOU.
Rivka December 28 2000 (design)
http://rivkasmerrybunchofcrap.homestead.com/index.html: BLEAH.
? December 24 2000 (design)
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/alistair.h2/index.html: We give it a D: Not nearly enough CRAP.
Ben November 28 2000 (design)
http://www.never-ever.net/index.html: Someone shouldn't be let near CRAYONS.
? November 12 2000 (design)
http://www.unweavingrainbow.com/: GREAT.
? November 11 2000 (design)
http://bounce.to/sikclown: Nice CLOWNS.
Holly November 08 2000 (design)
http://www.geekcore.net/: SQUINTING ... SQUINTING ... clicking the BACK BUTTON ...
Tyler November 01 2000 (design)
http://www.liquidspiderdesign.com/: It could STAY "coming soon."
? October 23 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh/kewliezgrrl/index.html: VALIUM. VALIUM, please.
Alex October 23 2000 (design)
http://expage.com/page/cutiesdollpage: WHAT THE
? October 22 2000 (design)
http://masoodabbasi.8m.com/: What the hell is THIS?
Kelly October 14 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/pand/index.html: I hope KELLI'S MIND isn't this DISORGANIZED.
Andy October 02 2000 (design)
http://www.andy4laura.com/: TOILET.
Kara & Emily October 02 2000 (design)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~raddish/: The love M&Ms. Yes, the CANDY.
? September 30 2000 (design)
http://www.bastard.net/: BLEAH.
Noelle September 27 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/sd/xnoeyx/index.html: Yeah, those colors go GREAT together.
Ian August 31 2000 (design)
http://www.iansworld.com/: How own WEB DESIGN COMPANY, hmm?
Benjamin July 30 2000 (design)
http://geocities.com/sardel/: Nice GOING, bub.
"Gizmokid" July 19 2000 (design)
http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/raytrace/996/: Now THAT'S design.
Chresta July 05 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/chrestianity/: LORDY.
Brendan July 05 2000 (design)
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/guam/928/: Could you use MORE TABLES?
Leslie July 03 2000 (design)
http://pinkspork.virtue.nu/: Hope you didn't need your EYES too badly.
Amarantha July 03 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/limmortal/: TRY AGAIN.
? June 12 2000 (design)
http://maxpages.com/jbak/miss_universe: Holy SHIT! Whose idea was THAT?
Sarah June 01 2000 (design)
http://come.to/mahwackylilworld: OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.
Valerie June 01 2000 (design)
http://valerie.i85.net/: It's SIMPLE. USELESS, but SIMPLE.
Darrin June 01 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/4997/: WOW. That's pretty IMPRESSIVELY bad.
Kayla May 02 2000 (design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/spirit/lanilove/index.html: Well, that's just EXCELLENT.
Andy May 02 2000 (design)
http://members.tripod.co.uk/earthdroid/: Nice BACKGROUND, bub.
? May 02 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/amococoa/: Hope you didn't NEED your EYES ...
Norma April 18 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/2022/: That ought to win some kind of AWARD or something.
Howard April 18 2000 (design)
http://www.talk.to/spargo: WOW.
Jason April 18 2000 (design)
http://rainy.net/heretic/: Well, that's just GRAND.
"Heat" April 07 2000 (design)
http://rainy.net/: Is there any particular reason you're making us SQUINT?
Neal March 16 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/3116/bloodhound.html: Wonderful. NEXT?
? March 16 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/8393/: It's a page of CRAP all right.
Kenny March 15 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/7042/: Another TRIBUTE to MEDIOCRITY.
Helen March 11 2000 (design)
http://website.lineone.net/~nelly/: Nice COLOR SCHEME, DARLIN'.
? March 07 2000 (design)
http://www.khaos.ndirect.co.uk/: Do not pass GO. Do not collect ANYTHING.
Brian March 06 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/me/blevesque/: Hey, DEAD FISH, that's GREAT. Keep TRYING.
? March 06 2000 (design)
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/score/612/index.htm: It HURTS TOO MUCH to even look at it long enough to see WHO DID IT.
Maya March 06 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/d_f_wallace/radio.html: Totally INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
Aimee February 25 2000 (design)
http://velvetsky.org/: Yeah, that's LOVELY.
Carrie February 25 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/md/bekewl/index.html: Yeah, your HOMEPAGE sure is "KEWL."
Mindy February 25 2000 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pier/3864/: Another WINNER.
Scott February 20 2000 (design)
http://members.tripod.com/scottpreston/: HURRAY for BLINKING and ANIMATING CRAP.
Vahid February 20 2000 (design)
http://www.vahid.co.uk/: GEE, that's LOVELY.
John February 13 2000 (design)
http://www.rainej.fsnet.co.uk/: He apparently just DISCOVERED the ANNOYING things you can do with a WEB BROWSER.
? February 10 2000 (design)
http://home.att.net/~wobblies/jump/jump.html: WARNING: EPILEPTICS should not VIEW THIS PAGE.
Simon February 09 2000 (design)
http://www.expage.com/page/cheesefans: Uh, OKAY.
Milke February 09 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/MikeSite/index.html: Lovely LAYOUT.
Lotta February 08 2000 (design)
http://bak.spc.org/lotta/: WHAT THE
Justin February 08 2000 (design)
http://go.to/12ozprophet: He needs to ERASE THIS and START OVER.
Jen February 08 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/braveheartonline/: How does she expect ANYONE to be able to read ANYTHING?
Chris February 08 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/rock/crappy/: Well, at least he admits he's CRAPPY.
Sean January 29 2000 (design)
http://www.sean.com/: Hurray! Let's play the GUESS WHERE TO CLICK game!
Kassie January 28 2000 (design)
http://zip.to/cloudy: Could she make it HARDER to read ANYTHING?
? January 28 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/in2/yoam2000/: HOLY
Jon January 23 2000 (design)
http://bobthealien.8m.com/: Lovely INTRODUCTORY PAGE.
Keith January 18 2000 (design)
http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kfisher/index.html: It could be WORSE, we supopse.
Andy January 18 2000 (design)
http://www.baugh.freeserve.co.uk/: More of the SAME.
Jaci January 18 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/mn/tempsanity/: This page should have a SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING.
Rob January 09 2000 (design)
http://www.toyangel.com/iluvjarjar/: WHAT THE
Bruna January 09 2000 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/scope/: Thanks for BLINDING us.
Thomas January 09 2000 (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~infinid/: HURRAY for THREE-DIMENSIONAL BULLSHIT.
Betzman December 30 1999 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/9871/: Thanks for the LOVELY BACKGROUNDS.
Josh December 30 1999 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/nv/skatexnerdxsofty/: And thank YOU for the obnoxious POPUPS.
Nikki December 30 1999 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/7916/: Aren't these ANGSTY GIRLS so CUTE?
Brian December 26 1999 (design)
http://www.brian.n3.net/: Hey, that's GREAT.
"LSDiamond" December 20 1999 (design)
http://lsdiamond.freeservers.com/: Isn't looking at a computer monitor HARD ENOUGH on the eyes?
"Phalliqua" December 20 1999 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/id/phalliqua/: Think you got enough CRAP on your page?
"Gumpy" December 19 1999 (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~gumpy/: Okay, PAL.
Mark November 28 1999 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/pe/nirvana231/: WARNING: Clinical evidence shows that this Web page induces SEIZURES and VOMITING.
Danny November 28 1999 (design)
http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/: EXPLORE a little to find the PAINFUL BACKGROUNDS.
Jessica November 20 1999 (design)
http://www.jessica.issexy.com/: Bright colors can be acceptable -- IN MODERATION.
Ryker November 20 1999 (design)
http://www.ryker.com/: Think your background BLINKS ENOUGH there, sport?
Daniel November 20 1999 (design)
http://www.angelfire.com/me3/danielm/: Despite the rest of it, apparently he really likes BLUE BACKGROUNDS.
Timothy November 07 1999 (design)
http://www.msu.edu/~westonti/: PSST. It's hard to see the LINKS when everything's UNDERLINED.
"Mayo" October 26 1999 (design)
http://mayojar.home.mindspring.com/: Got COLORS?
Michael September 01 1999 (design)
http://www.dayah.com/: He's a WEB DESIGNER, you see.
"Bnib" July 24 1999 (design)
http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/: Nice COLORS, bub.
"Durst" July 24 1999 (design)
http://www.gurlpages.com/me/durst/entercOOkies.html: Where IS everything?
Sam July 24 1999 (design)
http://sam123.iscool.net/: Another "WEB DESIGNER" who thinks MORE is BETTER.
Terje July 03 1999 (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~ShyFlirt/: As if offering pictures you've taken on your homepage makes you a WEB DESIGNER.
"Superpants" March 26 1999 (design)
http://superpants.com/_/00/: SAY it, don't SPRAY IT.
Derek March 14 1999 (design)
http://www.powazek.com/: He REGISTERS A DOMAIN IN HIS NAME, and figures he's the WEB'S NUMBER ONE DESIGN EXPERT.
Rick January 26 1999 (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~Rikstafer/: He likes BLUE, we SUPPOSE.
Megan December 12 1998 (design)
http://www.megsplace.com/: You think you have enough USELESS ICONS?
? July 18 1998 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/6393/: The SKULLS ain't helpin', bub.
? June 14 1998 (design)
http://members.tripod.com/~teardrop52/: Are you TRYING to make your page HARD TO READ?
Kelly & Cindy November 17 1997 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/8149/: One useless image after another.
Wendy October 26 1997 (design)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3884/: We see "Kids' FAQs about Snakes." Coupled with the obnoxious colors, big font, and distracting background, we have a winner.

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